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Matthew L. Martin

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Nov 10, 2009, 7:31:25 PM11/10/09
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... begin.

Next week, older daughter will discover the gender of her soon to be
child. As predicted, if granddaughter.3 her name will begin with an
'A'. If grandson.1 then his name will begin with a 'J' (dad is a John
(no FNARRING)).

Matthew

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I have two granddaughters:

Alex will find a way to silently get from where she is to where she
wants to be.
Anna will make an Anna sized hole between where she is to where she
wants to be.

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Nicko

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Nov 10, 2009, 8:22:58 PM11/10/09
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On Nov 10, 6:31 pm, "Matthew L. Martin" <noth...@notnow.never> wrote:
> ... begin.
>
> Next week, older daughter will discover the gender of her soon to be
> child. As predicted, if granddaughter.3 her name will begin with an
> 'A'. If grandson.1 then his name will begin with a 'J' (dad is a John
> (no FNARRING)).


Sue.


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Matthew L. Martin

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Nov 10, 2009, 10:59:16 PM11/10/09
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Anyone in particular?

Doctroid

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:35:59 PM11/10/09
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In article <CBnKm.21786$Wf2....@newsfe23.iad>,

"Matthew L. Martin" <not...@notnow.never> wrote:

> ... begin.
>
> Next week, older daughter will discover the gender of her soon to be
> child. As predicted, if granddaughter.3 her name will begin with an
> 'A'. If grandson.1 then his name will begin with a 'J' (dad is a John
> (no FNARRING)).

They could follow the example of a certain couple I once heard about,
and yes, this is allegedly a true story. Mr. and Mrs. Jones [not their
real name] were visiting Colonial Williamsburg during pregnancy and saw
there a portrait of a young Native American woman labelled "POCAHONTAS
ALIAS MATOAKA". "What a pretty name" they said, so when their baby girl
was born, she was christened Alias Matoaka Jones.

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Bill Marcum

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:30:02 PM11/10/09
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What if it's a girl?

Mark

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:50:00 AM11/11/09
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On Nov 10, 11:35 pm, Doctroid <doctr...@mailinator.com> wrote:
> In article <CBnKm.21786$Wf2.18...@newsfe23.iad>,

Like the Mexican woman who barely made it
across the border, and upon giving birth in the
emergency room was asked the name of the
child. Wanting to give her son an English name
she took one right off the adjacent wall.

"Nosmo King"

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Mark

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