Christmas Crap

[Glitter Ninja]

Christmas Crap can be yours free if you want it!

For the last few years, I've been collecting crap that co-workers give
me for Christmas. "Collecting" as in "tossing into a box because it's
brand new and I can't just throw it away". But I don't decorate for this
most blessed of torturous events, so I have all this brand new Christmas
Crap.
Do you want Christmas Crap? Or are you working on an angst-inspired
modern sculpture held together by the spit used to put Humvees together?
Because this stuff would fill the void in any modern artistic work.
I got two Christmas towels, one cookie tray, one small candy tray, a pot
holder, a few snowman figurines, a crock pot kind of thing, a moose, and a
Canadian Santa in a small wooden boat with a bear catching salmon. No, I
don't know what that's all about.
I'll send this box of Christmas crap to the first person who asks. If
no one asks soon, I'm lighting the box on fire and I will NOT take
pictures.

Stacia

[Nicko]

"Glitter Ninja" <sta...@xmission.com> wrote in message
news:cq34kb$plk$5...@news.xmission.com...

Send me the moose! I never had one.

TY.

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[Ljutefisk Geist]

In article <cq34kb$plk$5...@news.xmission.com>, sta...@xmission.com says...

I'll take the candy dish if it includes HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS.

Also, the subject 'CHRISTMAS CRAP' was directly underneath 'CAT DUTY' on
my viewscreen, so I parsed it as 'CAT CRAP'.

There are three litter boxes of gritty cat crap here at the house. I'll
send a box of Christmas Cat Doodie Crap to the first person who asks.

[madge]

No! No! No! Stop it!! Stop it!! Stop it!!

[TimC]

On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 at 16:59 GMT, Nicko (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

>
> "Glitter Ninja" <sta...@xmission.com> wrote in message
> news:cq34kb$plk$5...@news.xmission.com...

>> I got two Christmas towels, one cookie tray, one small candy tray, a pot
>> holder, a few snowman figurines, a crock pot kind of thing, a moose, and a
>> Canadian Santa in a small wooden boat with a bear catching salmon. No, I
>> don't know what that's all about.
>> I'll send this box of Christmas crap to the first person who asks. If
>> no one asks soon, I'm lighting the box on fire and I will NOT take
>> pictures.
>>
>> Stacia
>
> Send me the moose! I never had one.

I thought the moose bit your sister once?

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TimC -- http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/staff/tconnors/
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. --unk

[shinji-kun]

TimC wrote:

> On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 at 16:59 GMT, Nicko (aka Bruce)
> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>
>>"Glitter Ninja" <sta...@xmission.com> wrote in message
>>news:cq34kb$plk$5...@news.xmission.com...
>>
>>> I got two Christmas towels, one cookie tray, one small candy tray, a pot
>>>holder, a few snowman figurines, a crock pot kind of thing, a moose, and a
>>>Canadian Santa in a small wooden boat with a bear catching salmon. No, I
>>>don't know what that's all about.
>>> I'll send this box of Christmas crap to the first person who asks. If
>>>no one asks soon, I'm lighting the box on fire and I will NOT take
>>>pictures.
>>>
>>>Stacia
>>
>>Send me the moose! I never had one.
>
>
> I thought the moose bit your sister once?
>

No, that was a long time ago. When she was in
Finland. It's all the dentist's fault, I tell
you. They're never up to any good.

[James Vandenberg]

Nicko <duh....@kriho.com> wrote:
> Send me the moose! I never had one.

They will bite your sister!

Ja-they-can-be-quite-nasty-(the-meese,-not-the-sisters)-mes

[TimC]

On Fri, 24 Dec 2004 at 15:00 GMT, James Vandenberg (aka Bruce)

was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

IWPTA "tasty", in which the sister can be quite, IYKWIM. Um, someone
elses sister. Ewwww!

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