Three peas, a Tea, Lauren and she
Mark
like those three "peas" don't exist.
Yes those 3.
1) Possessive
2) Plural
3) Past tense
An apostrophe and an s will fix your
possessive. Usually an s will fix your
plural, except when it doesn't. And
a "ed" may suffice for you past tense.
What tea you ask?
Like the "t" that stops the word
"last" from becoming "lass"...that one.
The one that stops "first" from becoming
firss, that one. It keeps "most" from
being "mos".
Did you get that? DAT? no. that.
And Lauren. Poor little Lauren.
If she were snorin' it might be Loren.
If she were pourin' it might be Loren.
But in her car, she's come so far.
In her movie she's a star. So who
is starrin'? Uh, Lauren. Not Loren.
Now, in this last species, there is
no "She".
It's spe- SEES!
Not spe- SHE'S.
Talk about fall of the Western Empire.
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Mark
ps. we should bring home all soldiers from
everywhere in the world, and make them
fix potholes, and pick up litter. All trillions
left over from the military industrial complex
should be used to help us live like the Jetsons.
Having pulled out of terrorists countries, we
can now nuke them into obsidian
pete
> It's spe- SEES!
>
> Not spe- SHE'S.
You're ruining the Natasha Henstridge spoonerism!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0315064/
"She Spies" (2002)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114508/
Species (1995)
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pete