Today I am ...
Matthew L. Martin
I know this because my mother sent me a birthday card that referred to
me as a man. TMK, this is the first time in my life that she has
referred to me with than noun. I have always been her youngest child,
baby, son etc. Now that I am 58, she finally considers me to be a man.
Matthew
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Alex will find a way to silently get from where she is to where she
wants to be.
Anna will make an Anna sized hole between where she is to where she
wants to be.
Doctroid
"Matthew L. Martin" <not...@notnow.never> wrote:
> I have always been her youngest child,
> baby, son etc. Now that I am 58, she finally considers me to be a
> dirty old man.
IFYPFY
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- Doctroid
Matthew L. Martin
> In article <txnKm.5171$ky1....@newsfe14.iad>,
> "Matthew L. Martin" <not...@notnow.never> wrote:
>
>> I have always been her youngest child,
>> baby, son etc. Now that I am 58, she finally considers me to be a
>> dirty old man.
>
> IFYPFY
>
WTF do you think the "etc" was for?
Nicko
> ... a man.
>
> I know this because my mother sent me a birthday card that referred to
> me as a man. TMK, this is the first time in my life that she has
> referred to me with than noun. I have always been her youngest child,
> baby, son etc. Now that I am 58, she finally considers me to be a man.
I don't think so. She lost your birth certificate a very long time
ago, and only just found it a few days ago. Imagine her relief!
She's been afraid to look or ask about this for all this these
years!
Either that, or they didn't have any cards for kids at her nursing
home.
Happy birthday, my man.
best
--
YOP...
David DeLaney
>
>I know this because my mother sent me a birthday card that referred to
>me as a man. TMK, this is the first time in my life that she has
>referred to me with than noun. I have always been her youngest child,
>baby, son etc. Now that I am 58, she finally considers me to be a man.
It's that change-of-life thing, I understand.
Dave "beware of hot flashes, especially ones containing shrapnel" DeLaney
--
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It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
Mark
> ... a man.
>
> I know this because my mother sent me a birthday card that referred to
> me as a man.
Absence of a vulva is another indicator. Hope
this helps.
---
Mark
Shelly
news:1532bbeb-f7db-432c...@b15g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>Absence of a vulva is another indicator. Hope
>this helps.
Not necessarily, oh ignorant one.
--
Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net/blog
Mark
> "Mark" <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Geezs are you dumb.
Boys have ding-a-lings, girls have who-who's.
Oh, and Chastity Bono...still a girl no matter
how deep her voice gets.
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Mark
Shelly
> Geezs are you dumb.
>
> Boys have ding-a-lings, girls have who-who's.
If only it really were that easy.
> Oh, and Chastity Bono...still a girl no matter
> how deep her voice gets.
Transphobia: Ur doin it rite.
--
Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net/blog
Dr. HotSalt
> On Nov 11, 10:20 am, "Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:
>
> > "Mark" <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:1532bbeb-f7db-432c...@b15g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>
> > >Absence of a vulva is another indicator. Hope
> > >this helps.
>
> > Not necessarily, oh ignorant one.
>
> > --
> > Shellyhttp://www.cat-sidh.net/blog
>
> Geezs are you dumb.
>
> Boys have ding-a-lings, girls have who-who's.
*cough* "Caster Semenya" *cough*
> Oh, and Chastity Bono...still a girl no matter
> how deep her voice gets.
No such person exists.
Dr. HotSalt
Shelly
news:e8d369f6-4a20-4aa9...@2g2000prl.googlegroups.com...
> *cough* "Caster Semenya" *cough*
Careful, you'll make the baby Mark cry.
> No such person exists.
Nevermind! Too late!
--
Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net/blog
Doctroid
"Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:
> "Dr. HotSalt" <alie...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:e8d369f6-4a20-4aa9...@2g2000prl.googlegroups.com...
>
> > *cough* "Caster Semenya" *cough*
>
> Careful, you'll make the baby Mark cry.
>
> > No such person exists.
>
> Nevermind! Too late!
From <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caster_Semenya>:
-> Gender verification was dropped from Olympic sports in 1999 as the
-> issue was delicate and scientifically complicated. The verification
-> involves "an endocrinologist, a gynaecologist, an internal medicine
-> expert, an expert on gender and a psychologist" and takes several
-> weeks.
Yikes. Someone tell these people to just hire Mark, he can tell them the
results in seconds.
Shelly
"Doctroid" <doct...@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:doctroid-EEFADB...@news.individual.net...
Yep. And as it's that difficult to tell, I'm of the opinion that people
are whatever gender they say they are. I have bigger things to worry
about, like am I or am I not going to order pizza tonight? It's a
matter of extreme laziness vs. extreme phone phobia. Tune in at 7
o'clock to see which one wins!
--
Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net/blog
Shelly
news:hdf19g$ams$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> "Doctroid" <doct...@mailinator.com> wrote in message
> news:doctroid-EEFADB...@news.individual.net...
>
>> the
>> results in seconds.
>
> Yep. And as it's that difficult to tell, I'm of the opinion that
> people are whatever gender they say they are.
Alsotoo, some people are intersexed and are not one or the other gender,
but both.
(Don't mind me. I'm just talking to myself.)
--
Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net/blog
Otto Bahn
>>> > *cough* "Caster Semenya" *cough*
>>>
>>> Careful, you'll make the baby Mark cry.
>>>
>>> > No such person exists.
>>>
>>> Nevermind! Too late!
>>
>> From <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caster_Semenya>:
>>
>> -> Gender verification was dropped from Olympic sports in 1999 as the
>> -> issue was delicate and scientifically complicated. The verification
>> -> involves "an endocrinologist, a gynaecologist, an internal medicine
>> -> expert, an expert on gender and a psychologist" and takes several
>> -> weeks.
>>
>> Yikes. Someone tell these people to just hire Mark, he can tell them the
>> results in seconds.
He could at least get a job screening Eddie Murphy's dates.
> Yep. And as it's that difficult to tell, I'm of the opinion that people
> are whatever gender they say they are.
My standards are just a tad higher than that. A rather big
tad, in fact.
--oTTo--
Doctroid
"Otto Bahn" <e...@eio.com> wrote:
> He could at least get a job screening Eddie Murphy's dates.
Or Emperor Augustus's figs.
> > Yep. And as it's that difficult to tell, I'm of the opinion that people
> > are whatever gender they say they are.
>
> My standards are just a tad higher than that. A rather big
> tad, in fact.
Braggart.
Otto Bahn
>>> Yikes. Someone tell these people to just hire Mark, he can tell them the
>>> results in seconds.
>>
>> Yep. And as it's that difficult to tell, I'm of the opinion that people
>> are whatever gender they say they are.
>
> Alsotoo, some people are intersexed and are not one or the other gender,
> but both.
Doubly blessed!
> (Don't mind me. I'm just talking to myself.)
Is that what kids call it these days?
--oTTo--
Shelly
"Otto Bahn" <e...@eio.com> wrote in message
news:hdf41g$taa$1...@gargoyle.oit.duke.edu...
Hell if I know. If I find a kid, would you like me to ask them?
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Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net/blog
Otto Bahn
>>>>> Yikes. Someone tell these people to just hire Mark, he can tell them
>>>>> the
>>>>> results in seconds.
>>>>
>>>> Yep. And as it's that difficult to tell, I'm of the opinion that
>>>> people are whatever gender they say they are.
>>>
>>> Alsotoo, some people are intersexed and are not one or the other gender,
>>> but both.
>>
>> Doubly blessed!
>>
>>> (Don't mind me. I'm just talking to myself.)
>>
>> Is that what kids call it these days?
>
> Hell if I know. If I find a kid, would you like me to ask them?
Bonus points if you snap a pic of the look on their face
and post it to flicker!
--oTTo--
Mark
> Yikes. Someone tell these people to just hire Mark, he can tell them the
> results in seconds.
Real men don't eat quiche.
---
Mark
Mark
> Alsotoo, some people are intersexed and are not one or the other gender,
> but both.
Which undoubted is where we get the phrase-
"Go Fuck Yourself".
---
Mark
Mark
> "Dr. HotSalt" <alien8...@gmail.com> wrote in message
I got yer baby right here.
---
Mark
David DeLaney
>"Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote:
>> Alsotoo, some people are intersexed and are not one or the other gender,
>> but both.
>
>Which undoubted is where we get the phrase-
>
>"Go Fuck Yourself".
Interestingly, it doesn't make it any easier to get a date on Saturday night.
Dave "...or so I've heard" DeLaney
Matthew L. Martin
> "Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote in message
> news:hdf19g$ams$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> "Doctroid" <doct...@mailinator.com> wrote in message
>> news:doctroid-EEFADB...@news.individual.net...
>>
>>> Yikes. Someone tell these people to just hire Mark, he can tell them the
>>> results in seconds.
>>
>> Yep. And as it's that difficult to tell, I'm of the opinion that
>> people are whatever gender they say they are.
>
> Alsotoo, some people are intersexed and are not one or the other gender,
> but both.
Being bi-sexual means you never have to go home alone.
Shelly
_wIKm.22597$Wf2....@newsfe23.iad:
> Being bi-sexual means you never have to go home alone.
No, that's dissociative identity disorder.
--
Shelly
http://cat-sidh.net/blog
Shelly
a291-5e3...@p33g2000vbn.googlegroups.com:
> I got yer baby right here.
Unless you're sporting working ovaries and a uterus, you'll excuse
me if I'm a little bit dubious.
--
Shelly
http://cat-sidh.net/blog
Shelly
8853-621...@q31g2000vbi.googlegroups.com:
> Which undoubted is where we get the phrase-
>
> "Go Fuck Yourself".
Have you ever actually seen a real, live naked human?
--
Shelly
http://cat-sidh.net/blog
Mark
> Have you ever actually seen a real, live naked human?
> --
Shelly
I'm sure someone else would appreciate
seeing your photo more than me. I mean,
I think you're nice and everything, and I
like you, but just not like that.
---
Mark
Mark Edwards
>Have you ever actually seen a real, live naked human?
Those really exist outside of horror movies?
Mark Edwards
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Mark Edwards
>Being bi-sexual means you never have to go home alone.
Unless you're in a bisexual accident without a helmet.
Shelly
9cea-d27...@h34g2000yqm.googlegroups.com:
> I'm sure someone else would appreciate
> seeing your photo more than me.
You shouldn't flatter yourself. Really. Instead making you appear
endearingly bozotic, it makes you look creepy and pathetic.
--
Shelly
http://cat-sidh.net/blog
Mark Edwards
Mark <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> I'm sure someone else would appreciate seeing your photo more
>> than me.
No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>You shouldn't flatter yourself. Really. Instead making you appear
>endearingly bozotic, it makes you look creepy and pathetic.
Doggone it, she's right - creepy and pathetic is MY schtick! So cut it
out!
David DeLaney
>No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>>Have you ever actually seen a real, live naked human?
>
>Those really exist outside of horror movies?
Don't MAKE me turn on the webcam in my Eeebook. (It would cause the name to
be relevant, for one thing.)
Dave
Mark
> Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:60dc5199-fc3c-455c-
> 9cea-d2748ace7...@h34g2000yqm.googlegroups.com:
>
> > I'm sure someone else would appreciate
> > seeing your photo more than me.
>
> You shouldn't flatter yourself. Really. Instead making you appear
> endearingly bozotic, it makes you look creepy and pathetic.
>
> --
> Shellyhttp://cat-sidh.net/blog
C'est la vie.
Que Sera
I need nothing.
---
Mark
Bryce Utting
> Mark <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> I'm sure someone else would appreciate seeing your photo more
>>> than me.
>
> No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>>You shouldn't flatter yourself. Really. Instead making you appear
>>endearingly bozotic, it makes you look creepy and pathetic.
>
> Doggone it, she's right - creepy and pathetic is MY schtick!
ORLY? so how come I haven't killfilerated you?
butting
--
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And if three people do it! Can you imagine three people walkin' in,
singin' a bar of "MIT's AI Lab" and walkin' out? They may think
it's an re-implementation of the window system!
-- Alice's AI Lab
Shelly
"Mark Edwards" <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:NuydneQCtM4c7WbX...@supernews.com...
>
> Mark <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> I'm sure someone else would appreciate seeing your photo more
>>> than me.
>
> No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>>You shouldn't flatter yourself. Really. Instead making you appear
>>endearingly bozotic, it makes you look creepy and pathetic.
>
> Doggone it, she's right - creepy and pathetic is MY schtick! So cut it
> out!
Nice try, but you still aren't on Shelly's Most Annoying People list.
--
Shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net/blog
Mark Edwards
>Don't MAKE me turn on the webcam in my Eeebook. (It would cause the
>name to be relevant, for one thing.)
Wouldn't that make it a horror movie, thus supporting my point?
Mark Edwards
Mark Edwards wrote:
>> Doggone it, she's right - creepy and pathetic is MY schtick!
No cluons were harmed when Bryce Utting wrote:
>ORLY? so how come I haven't killfilerated you?
Because:
I'm so lovable?
I'm like a train wreck - impossible to ignore?
Because I'm all over your screen and can't be removed with lye soap?
Because I have a flame thrower and a chainsaw?
Because I'm lying about the creepy and pathetic part?
Doctroid
Mark Edwards <Mark-E...@comcast.net> wrote:
> Mark <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> I'm sure someone else would appreciate seeing your photo more
> >> than me.
>
> No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
> >You shouldn't flatter yourself. Really. Instead making you appear
> >endearingly bozotic, it makes you look creepy and pathetic.
>
> Doggone it, she's right - creepy and pathetic is MY schtick! So cut it
> out!
Wait, you're not the same Mark?
Otto Bahn
>>>> Yikes. Someone tell these people to just hire Mark, he can tell them
>>>> the
>>>> results in seconds.
>>>
>>> Yep. And as it's that difficult to tell, I'm of the opinion that people
>>> are whatever gender they say they are.
>>
>> Alsotoo, some people are intersexed and are not one or the other gender,
>> but both.
>
> Being bi-sexual means you never have to leave the house.
IFYPFY.
--oTTo--
Otto Bahn
>> >> I'm sure someone else would appreciate seeing your photo more
>> >> than me.
>>
>> No cluons were harmed when Shelly wrote:
>> >You shouldn't flatter yourself. Really. Instead making you appear
>> >endearingly bozotic, it makes you look creepy and pathetic.
>>
>> Doggone it, she's right - creepy and pathetic is MY schtick! So cut it
>> out!
>
> Wait, you're not the same Mark?
Mark my word.
Mark, my word.
Mark? My word!
"Mark" and "word" are remarkable words.
--oTTo--
Mark Edwards
>Wait, you're not the same Mark?
I'm THE Mark. That bluriverday guy is the OTHER Mark.
Glenn Knickerbocker
> "Mark" <blueri...@yahoo.com> wrote
> >Absence of a vulva is another indicator. Hope
> >this helps.
> Not necessarily, oh ignorant one.
Give 'em an inch, they'll take an angry mile.
�R, trying not to think of a Burger King in Berlin
David DeLaney
>No cluons were harmed when David DeLaney wrote:
>>Don't MAKE me turn on the webcam in my Eeebook. (It would cause the
>>name to be relevant, for one thing.)
>
>Wouldn't that make it a horror movie, thus supporting my point?
Still shots do not a movie make. Publicity photos at MOST.
Dave "i'm 'supporting my point' RIGHT NOW bay bee" DeLaney
PS: bay has bee [ynq]
David DeLaney
>No cluons were harmed when Bryce Utting wrote:
>>ORLY? so how come I haven't killfilerated you?
>
>Because:
> I'm so lovable?
> I'm like a train wreck - impossible to ignore?
ifymfy
> Because I have a flame thrower and a chainsaw?
And now I'm envisioning Internet Elmer Fudd.
> Because I'm lying about the creepy and pathetic part?
Mmm ... no, no, that's not it. You're here, right?
Dave
Adam Funk
> No cluons were harmed when Doctroid wrote:
>>Wait, you're not the same Mark?
>
> I'm THE Mark. That bluriverday guy is the OTHER Mark.
"There was a third Mark."
--
Leila: "I don't think he knows."
Agent Rogersz: "Increase the voltage."
Leila: "What if he's innocent?"
Agent Rogersz: "No one is innocent. Proceed" (Cox 1984)
Otto Bahn
>>>Wait, you're not the same Mark?
>>
>> I'm THE Mark. That bluriverday guy is the OTHER Mark.
>
> "There was a third Mark."
Mark, Mark, Mark, why is everything about Mark?!
--oTTo--
Glenn Knickerbocker
>Mark, Mark, Mark,
they are performing horrible experiments on--THANK you!
Mark
> Mark, Mark, Mark, why is everything about Mark?!
>
> --oTTo--
Please don't say that. It takes me back to the scary
night I took a short-cut thru the graveyard at midnight.
Halfway thru I hear a noise near an old grave. Looking
back, I heard, "Mark!" Scared the shit out of me and
I started running. But it was to no avail as I heard the
footsteps behind me, overtaking me.
The gruff loud voice cried out, "Mark! Mark! Mark!" over
and over. My heart nearly stopped with fear as the
voice reached the back of my feet. Spinning around
there it was!
I'd never seen a hair-lipped dog before. He barked again,
"Mark! Mark!". I just smiled and petted his head. I guess he
didn't want me to get one of his graveyard bones. Now
when I see him, I say, "Here Bones!, cause that's what
I named him. And he just barks back with his little split
lip, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark!"
Good ol' Bones.
---
Mark