Kibology has now infested my brane
James Vandenberg
some reason, I had borrowed a motorbike, or trike or something from
Paula (Never mind that I've never met her, nor any kibologists for that
matter!) and it had a wooden cupboard on the back. When I got to my
sisters place, I had to wipe it off with a cloth, because I had spilt
orange juice on it.
So Paula, I'm sorry for spilling orange juice on your trike's cupboard,
and I'll return it soon.
May be I should not have made that newbie post. Now you are manipulating
my brane. 1 theory is that may be I should wear a tinfoil hat to protect
me from the curses that god sends my orange juice.
James,
Ben Wolfson
infested my bra". I approve.
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Why does this Wolfson person see fit to clutter up Usenet with such
absurd nonsense?
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Lleah
"Ben Wolfson" <wol...@uchicago.edu> wrote in message
news:pan.2001.11.24.01...@uchicago.edu...
> The truncated subject line pan displayed to me read "Kibology has now
> infested my bra". I approve.
Yeah, you say that without actually having experienced the phenomenominon.
Kibology in your bra is not a fun thing. Bees escaping right AND left ...
boobs turning into giant zeppelins when you're in the midst of an important
meeting on risk analysis ... and let's not even discuss the showers of
Orbitz that show up at the most inconvenient of times.
No, it's not worth it, Ben. Just tuck that little dream of yours away and
pretend it didn't make you wonder.
-Leah
John D Salt
news:slrn9vu9ke...@fraktal.localnet:
[Dream trike juice spillage snipped]
> manipulating my brane. 1 theory is that may be I should wear
> a tinfoil hat to protect me from the curses that god sends
> my orange juice.
That's why they keep orange juice in sachets or packets lined
with tinfoil.
Do not drink orange juce out of a bottle unless you have checked
that it is made of curseproof glass or plastic.
All the best,
John.
earl of surl
James Vandenberg <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote... never
mind what he wrote. Again a similarity of names: James Vandewalker,
now James Vandenberg, and in a few months, i predict a James...
Vandenakker, because it looks like Vandenekkid. SO THERE.
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>May be I should not have made that newbie post. Now you are manipulating
>my brane. 1 theory is that may be I should wear a tinfoil hat to protect
>me from the curses that god sends my orange juice.
It's _just the Hivemind_. Nothing to be ascairt of. 'Twon't hurt much or
for long.
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activities" DeLaney
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James Vandenberg
> In article <slrn9vu9ke...@fraktal.localnet>,
> James Vandenberg <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote... never
> mind what he wrote. Again a similarity of names: James Vandewalker,
> now James Vandenberg, and in a few months, i predict a James...
> Vandenakker, because it looks like Vandenekkid. SO THERE.
I am not now, nor have I ever been Jim Vandewalker. Nuh uh!
I have been nekkid in a pool while drunk, but never Jim Vandewalker.
James,
Bill Marcum
James Vandenberg wrote in message ...
>I am not now, nor have I ever been Jim Vandewalker. Nuh uh!
>
>I have been nekkid in a pool while drunk, but never Jim Vandewalker.
>
"Ask a glass of water."
Jim Vandewalker
James Vandenberg <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
Long ago when I was in the Army I worked at in Bldg 5490 in which was
located my office, Personnel Management upstairs and also the Personnel
Action office downstairs.
Daily occurrance:
SP5 Vandewalker goes downstairs to the latrine, encounters
puzzled-looking EM milling around.
SP5 Vandewalker: Can I help you find something?
Puzzled Troop: Yeah, my first sargeant told me to come up here to Post
Personnel and see Spec Five Van Somebody.
SP5 Vandewalker: Well, you got two choices. You can go upstairs and talk
to Spec Five Vandewalker or you can go downstairs and
talk to Spec Five VandenTorn.
HAW HAW! The JOKE was that *I* worked in Personnel Management and would
send 'em to VEET NAM, whereas VandenTorn worked in Personnel Action and
would get on their cases about overdue auto loans and unpaid traffic
tickets back home. We were the GOOD NEWS DUO.
--
Jim the Dead Guy
Rose Marie Holt
<wol...@uchicago.edu> claimed
> The truncated subject line pan displayed to me read "Kibology has now
> infested my bra". I approve.
Kibology has definitely infested *my* bra.
--
Best
Rose-Marie-Holt
James Kibo Parry
>
> I had a weird dream last night, and it had a little kibology in it. For
> some reason, I had borrowed a motorbike, or trike or something from
> Paula (Never mind that I've never met her, nor any kibologists for that
> matter!) and it had a wooden cupboard on the back. When I got to my
> sisters place, I had to wipe it off with a cloth, because I had spilt
> orange juice on it.
>
> So Paula, I'm sorry for spilling orange juice on your trike's cupboard,
> and I'll return it soon.
If I had a tricycle it would have a big cupboard and a full pantry stocked
entirely with breakfast foods including every nationality and shape and
degree of doneness of bacon and I would pedal from town to town honking
my little horn yelling "FREE BREAKFAST" and "INCLUDING BACON" and
"FOR ALL THE SPECIAL PEOPLE" although I worry that if I included
orange juice Bluto might push me off my trike so he could steal it
to impress Popeye unless my tricycle also included a button I could
push to make Bluto love Jodie Foster instead and I guess my trike would
because if anyone had a trike with a button that would make Bluto
love Jodie Foster it would be meeeeeeeeee and my trike would have lots
of other features to facilitate interaction between cartoon characters
from the 1940s and actresses from the 1970s and lots of other features
too although it wouldn't have the button that shoots whipped cream
at Scott Baio to impress Jodie Foster because they did that in the
movie "Bugsy Malone" which sounds like "Bugs Bunny" only not entertaining
and with too much slapstick and too childish and I am experimenting
with making bad sentences today la la la la la la la la la so now I am
going to ride my breakfastcycle through Candyland to the Six Million
Dollar Man's house to ask him if he can jump over a canyon on his
motorcycle to shame Evel Knievel because I don't like him any more
because he turned out to be stupid.
-- K.
I am eleven and a third tricycles old!
James Vandenberg
> James Vandenberg (ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au) wrote:
> > some stuff, and I'm not going to repeat myself.
>
> If I had a tricycle it would have a big cupboard and a full pantry stocked
> entirely with breakfast foods including every nationality and shape and
> degree of doneness of bacon and I would pedal from town to town honking
> my little horn yelling "FREE BREAKFAST" and "INCLUDING BACON" and
> "FOR ALL THE SPECIAL PEOPLE" although I worry that if I included
> orange juice Bluto might push me off my trike so he could steal it
> to impress Popeye unless my tricycle also included a button I could
> push to make Bluto love Jodie Foster instead and I guess my trike would
> because if anyone had a trike with a button that would make Bluto
> love Jodie Foster it would be meeeeeeeeee and my trike would have lots
> of other features to facilitate interaction between cartoon characters
> from the 1940s and actresses from the 1970s and lots of other features
> too although it wouldn't have the button that shoots whipped cream
> at Scott Baio to impress Jodie Foster because they did that in the
> movie "Bugsy Malone" which sounds like "Bugs Bunny" only not entertaining
> and with too much slapstick and too childish and I am experimenting
> with making bad sentences today la la la la la la la la la so now I am
> going to ride my breakfastcycle through Candyland to the Six Million
> Dollar Man's house to ask him if he can jump over a canyon on his
> motorcycle to shame Evel Knievel because I don't like him any more
> because he turned out to be stupid.
It's long.
On the first run, I parsed part of this as: '... jump over a cannon on
his motercycle ...', and thought, surely not. Jump out of a cannon would
make more sense, because if you were in a cannon, it's likely that there
would be a small, metal ball in there too. And I don't know about
everyone else here, but I think small metal balls deserve some piracy.
> -- K.
>
> I am eleven and a third tricycles old!
You can't have a third of a trike. That would be, like, a single wheel,
which is useless. Unless you are living in the neolithic, where wheel
ownership is pretty cool.
My question is, what are you going to do with your other 11 trikes?
James,
Darla Vladschyk
You wear a bra?!
_____________________________________________________________
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in these funny little squeaky voices like their
nuts never dropped or something?" ---wschmidt
"God does not care a lot what I think." ---kstocklmeir
.............................................................
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.............................................................
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Rose Marie Holt
<DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> claimed
> You wear a bra?!
Of course! Doesnt everyone?
Darla Vladschyk
I thought that women who have adorable little firm ski-jump breasts
never wore them!
-=D=-
Otto Bahn
> >> You wear a bra?!
> >
> >Of course! Doesnt everyone?
>
> I thought that women who have adorable little firm ski-jump breasts
> never wore them!
Get out of my dreams!
--oTTo--
Rose Marie Holt
<DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> claimed
> On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 07:25:22 -0700, Rose Marie Holt
> <rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>> In article <3c022eae....@news.eastlink.ca>, Darla Vladschyk
>> <DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> claimed
>>
>>> You wear a bra?!
>>
>> Of course! Doesnt everyone?
>
> I thought that women who have adorable little firm ski-jump breasts
> never wore them!
WE want them to stay that way. If we dont wear a bra, they flatten along
our bodies like Basset Hound (tm) ears. And they dont bounce back.
James Vandenberg
Yeah! What he said! Please stop dream-stalkoring me. But before you do,
remind me to give back your dream-trike.
James,
Jeremy Impson
> On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 07:25:22 -0700, Rose Marie Holt
> <rmh...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <3c022eae....@news.eastlink.ca>, Darla Vladschyk
> ><DarlaVl...@hotmail.com> claimed
> >
> >> You wear a bra?!
> >
> >Of course! Doesnt everyone?
>
> I thought that women who have adorable little firm ski-jump breasts
> never wore them!
If they want them to remain adorable little firm ski-jump breasts they do.
--Jeremy
(I have like 64 messages to read yet; I bet someone's beat me to this
joke.)
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Jeremy Impson
http://nwc.syr.edu/~jdimpson
marika
[***]
>
> I am eleven and a third tricycles old!
You are either Approximately Twice Patrick McGoohan or a Jack-in-the-Isosceles
umohyea and I claim my Dodecahedron
Lleah
"James "Kibo" Parry" <ki...@world.std.com> wrote in message
news:kibo-26110...@ppp0b080.std.com...
> If I had a tricycle it would have a big cupboard and a full pantry stocked
> entirely with breakfast foods including every nationality and shape and
> degree of doneness of bacon and I would pedal from town to town honking
> my little horn yelling "FREE BREAKFAST" and "INCLUDING BACON" and
> "FOR ALL THE SPECIAL PEOPLE" although I worry that if I included
> orange juice Bluto might push me off my trike so he could steal it
> to impress Popeye unless my tricycle also included a button I could
> push to make Bluto love Jodie Foster instead and I guess my trike would
> because if anyone had a trike with a button that would make Bluto
> love Jodie Foster it would be meeeeeeeeee and my trike would have lots
> of other features to facilitate interaction between cartoon characters
> from the 1940s and actresses from the 1970s and lots of other features
> too although it wouldn't have the button that shoots whipped cream
> at Scott Baio to impress Jodie Foster because they did that in the
> movie "Bugsy Malone" which sounds like "Bugs Bunny" only not entertaining
> and with too much slapstick and too childish and I am experimenting
> with making bad sentences today la la la la la la la la la so now I am
> going to ride my breakfastcycle through Candyland to the Six Million
> Dollar Man's house to ask him if he can jump over a canyon on his
> motorcycle to shame Evel Knievel because I don't like him any more
> because he turned out to be stupid.
>
> -- K.
>
> I am eleven and a third tricycles
old!
This, ladies and gentlemen, after experimenting with Kool-Aid for the past
week.
Don't let THIS happen to YOU.
And in a related story:
The coffee machine at work exploded on me today. And I was so desperate for
caffiene that I actually poured day-old coffee into my cup and heated it in
the microwave. I cleaned up the coffee waterfall around the
explode-a-machine and when I went to retrieve my own cup, it TOO had
expelled itself all over the microwave.
This is not merely to tell you about my coffeegheist, but to warn you:
COFFEE is BAD for You an dOTher LLLiving Things!
-Lleah
James Kibo Parry
>
> James "Kibo" Parry (ki...@world.std.com) wrote:
> >
> > [...] and I am experimenting with making bad sentences today
> > la la la la la la la la la so now I am going to ride my breakfastcycle
> > I am eleven and a third tricycles old!
>
> This, ladies and gentlemen, after experimenting with Kool-Aid
> for the past week.
No no no no no it was cheap FAKE Kool-Aid not anything dangerous with
chemicals in it like real Kool-Aid just Star Brand and Stop & Shop Brand
fake chemicals that don't even do anything if you eat too many of them
and I did too go to the Six Million Dollar Man's house but he wasn't
home and some other person answered the door and chased me away and
also I know where Dracula lives in that big water tower with his
friends Bee Head and Bee Butt and they only eat waffles and the mailman
brings waffles to them and he has to climb up the side of the water tower
with waffles balanced on his head because they can't get the Six Million
Dollar Man to just throw the waffles to them because he's not real
even though I've seen his house.
> Don't let THIS happen to YOU.
WAAH! MOMMY LEAH PUSHED ME INTO MOLASSES SWAMP! SHE'S PLAYING WITH
TACKLING BUT I SAID WE WERE PLAYING TOUCH CANDYLAND!
> And in a related story:
>
> The coffee machine at work exploded on me today. And I was so desperate
> for caffiene that I actually poured day-old coffee into my cup and heated
> it in the microwave. I cleaned up the coffee waterfall around the
> explode-a-machine and when I went to retrieve my own cup, it TOO had
> expelled itself all over the microwave.
I've heard this urban legend. It ends with the cops showing up to
take away your poodle under suspicion that you were practicing on coffee.
So how did you get out of jail?
AND HOW DO I GET OUT OF MOLASSES SWAMP? WAAH!
Speaking of sticky candy and bad candy and sticky bad candy:
At the drugstore today I saw an 8.8 ounce bag of "Mamba", which are
apparently a form of candy not unlike Starburst fruit chews, that is,
they are semi-soft blocks of congealed corn syrup dyed in rainbow
colors, sort of like if Brach's caramels had flavor and gay pride.
Mamba is (are?) made by Storck, a German company which should not
be confused with Stark, which is the name Necco wafers are sold under
on the West Coast where people caught on to the way "Necco" is an
acronym with "New England" in it. Anyhow, I wouldn't have bothered
trying Mamba except the bag said in huge letters, "NEW RECIPE!"
(Futura Extra Bold, 48 point.) I saw "NEW RECIPE!" and thought,
"Wow! That means these really used to suck! I gotta try them now
that they're no longer so awful!" Besides, the ingredients say the
hydrogenated vegetable oil contains "sheanut oil" (which I guess
is a shorthand way of saying "We don't know the difference between
peanut oil and Shinola") as well as "illipe butter" (which is like
ill butter with extra ipecac) and I had never seen those ingredients
before so I had to try Mamba to find out whether fruit-flavored
chemicals could mask the taste of sheanut oil and illipe butter.
Mamba are a lot like Starburst with extra packaging. The bag contained
ten bicks of Mamba, and when unwrapped, each brick contained six
individually-wrapped pieces of the same flavor. There was one strawberry
brick, one orange brick, three raspberry bricks, and five bricks
showing some bright green fruit named "lemon". I guess there's no
separate word for "lime" in Germany, or maybe there's just no word
for "moldy". But the big difference between Mamba and Starburst is
that when you peel a Starburst, you wind up with the wrapper in one
hand and candy in the other, whereas with Mamba you get half a wrapper
in one hand and a very fuzzy piece of candy in the other hand with
lots of bits of wax paper fused to it.
Also the back of the bag says "Mamba -- the building bricks of fun!"
which I suspect is not literally true.
The front of the bag has a surreal painting of still life from
one of those dimensions where it is impossible to construct a ruler.
It shows a lemon and an orange that are the same size, and then
there are two raspberries and a strawberry which are only slightly
smaller than the orange. I imagine they would draw durians and
blueberries the same size, blowing up the blueberry like if
Willy Wonka was German like the Oompa-Loompas in that movie.
I still don't know why they didn't dub "Willy Wonka And The Chocolate
Factory" into German, given that it was (a) filmed in Germany,
(b) was all about candy, and (c) had lots of disturbing dwarves.
Germans would hail it as one of the great masterpieces of the
erotic cinema, then go back to their jobs making the building bricks
of fun out of sheanut oil and illipe butter.
-- K.
Most of my DVDs have English, French,
and sometimes Spanish, but almost all
of them also have Portuguese.
Why does Hollywood put such importance
on dubbing movies just for Portugal
and Brazil? I'd think they could
just fool them by sending them the
Spanish version with some extra tildes.
Joseph Michael Bay
>At the drugstore today I saw an 8.8 ounce bag of "Mamba", which are
...
>trying Mamba except the bag said in huge letters, "NEW RECIPE!"
>(Futura Extra Bold, 48 point.) I saw "NEW RECIPE!" and thought,
>"Wow! That means these really used to suck! I gotta try them now
>that they're no longer so awful!"
Now with no BSE, probably! Or maybe a little.
Did you get the kind from Germany or from Poland?
--
Chimes peal joy. Bah. Joseph Michael Bay
Icy colon barge Cancer Biology
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"Your legs are too short to kickbox with the Buddha" - Thai saying
Nick Bensema
James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
> Most of my DVDs have English, French,
> and sometimes Spanish, but almost all
> of them also have Portuguese.
> Why does Hollywood put such importance
> on dubbing movies just for Portugal
> and Brazil? I'd think they could
> just fool them by sending them the
> Spanish version with some extra tildes.
A lot of multi-language dealies give you selections that include
"Portuguese (Brazil)", but no plain old "Portuguese".
But, Brazil is a pretty big country. If World War III starts, I bet
that'd be the best place to hide.
--
Nick Bensema <ni...@io.com> ICQ#2135445
==== ======= ============== http://www.io.com/~nickb/
Glenn Knickerbocker
> that when you peel a Starburst, you wind up with the wrapper in one
> hand and candy in the other, whereas with Mamba you get half a wrapper
> in one hand and a very fuzzy piece of candy in the other hand with
> lots of bits of wax paper fused to it.
Only when you live in a place where people don't like Mamba and they sit
on the shelf for years before you buy them. You don't think they're
*still* "New and Improved!" do you?
The main difference I noticed was that Mamba had somewhat more realistic
artificial fruit flavors plus a slight vanilla-creme tinge, making them
something like Starburst-flavored-yogurt-flavored Starburst.
ŹR
Talysman the Ur-Beatle
> At the drugstore today I saw an 8.8 ounce bag of "Mamba"
[ ... ]
> Mamba is (are?) made by Storck, a German company which should not
> be confused with Stark, which is the name Necco wafers are sold under
> on the West Coast where people caught on to the way "Necco" is an
> acronym with "New England" in it.
weird, I've heard of Necco wafers, but not Stark.
[ looking out window ]
OH MY GAWD!!! the continent of Mu just rose up outta
the ocean and glommed itself onto california! I'm no
longer on the west coast! WAAAH!
this means I have to learn to be dull and boring and
harbor miscellaneous bitter prejudices like the kansans!
[ the meat of the post ]
> I still don't know why they didn't dub "Willy Wonka And The Chocolate
> Factory" into German, given that it was (a) filmed in Germany,
> (b) was all about candy, and (c) had lots of disturbing dwarves.
> Germans would hail it as one of the great masterpieces of the
> erotic cinema, then go back to their jobs making the building bricks
> of fun out of sheanut oil and illipe butter.
I think the germans protest Willy Wonka because it was
written by Ian Anderson, who was a spy for the Allies
during the Great War to End All Great Wars.
and also, the germans think Willy Wonka is REAL and a
serious threat to their candy industry. they deliberately
suppress Willy Wonka and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (also
written by Ian Anderson, and also about candy-making
secrets) in order to stave off a public panic.
speaking of which, I realized this morning that one thing
I missed about thangsgiving is that I didn't see Chitty
Chitty Bang Bang. or, at least, I would like to believe
that this is the reason why I started singing "you're my
little choochy face!"
I want very much to believe this.
Paula
> I had a weird dream last night, and it had a little kibology in it. For
> some reason, I had borrowed a motorbike, or trike or something from
> Paula (Never mind that I've never met her, nor any kibologists for that
> matter!) and it had a wooden cupboard on the back. When I got to my
> sisters place, I had to wipe it off with a cloth, because I had spilt
> orange juice on it.
>
> So Paula, I'm sorry for spilling orange juice on your trike's cupboard,
> and I'll return it soon.
Don't worry about it. I thought one of my kids had done it. You do owe
them an apology, though. I don't think you need to worry about the
police. They were looking at me kind of strange when I reported a trike
with a cupboard on it missing. I think they are more concerned with
checking out my activities than yours.
> May be I should not have made that newbie post. Now you are manipulating
> my brane. 1 theory is that may be I should wear a tinfoil hat to protect
> me from the curses that god sends my orange juice.
If God is sending the curses to the orange juice, I believe it is the
juice that must wear the tinfoil hat.
HTH and sweet dreams!
--
Paula
Matt McIrvin
ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote:
> Mamba is (are?) made by Storck, a German company which should not
> be confused with Stark, which is the name Necco wafers are sold under
> on the West Coast where people caught on to the way "Necco" is an
> acronym with "New England" in it.
Maybe for the Pacific Rim market they were afraid that people might
think they were made of cats.
--
Matt McIrvin
James Vandenberg
> James Vandenberg <ja...@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au> wrote:
> > So Paula, I'm sorry for spilling orange juice on your trike's cupboard,
> > and I'll return it soon.
>
> Don't worry about it. I thought one of my kids had done it. You do owe
> them an apology, though. I don't think you need to worry about the
> police. They were looking at me kind of strange when I reported a trike
> with a cupboard on it missing. I think they are more concerned with
> checking out my activities than yours.
I'm very sorry, Paula's kids.
James,
Darla Vladschyk
Parry) wrote:
>.. I did too go to the Six Million Dollar Man's house but he wasn't
>home and some other person answered the door and chased me away and
>also I know where Dracula lives in that big water tower with his
>friends Bee Head and Bee Butt and they only eat waffles and the mailman
>brings waffles to them and he has to climb up the side of the water tower
>with waffles balanced on his head because they can't get the Six Million
>Dollar Man to just throw the waffles to them because he's not real
>even though I've seen his house.
Mr. Pacheco has asked me to ask you to please stop pitching this
stupid treatment. Disney is not not NOT interested.
Also, Lee Majors' new agent has placed the words "restraining order"
in the same sentence as the phrase "keep him away or."
HTH!
-=D.Vladschyk=-
Personal Assistant to Mr. Pacheco
_____________________________________________________________
"God does not care a lot what I think." ---kstocklmeir
.............................................................
http://www.thesalon.org/Darla
.............................................................
_____________________________________________________________
marika
>
> This, ladies and gentlemen, after experimenting with Kool-Aid for the past
> week.
>
> Don't let THIS happen to YOU.
>
> And in a related story:
>
> The coffee machine at work exploded on me today. And I was so desperate for
> caffiene that I actually poured day-old coffee into my cup and heated it in
> the microwave. I cleaned up the coffee waterfall around the
> explode-a-machine and when I went to retrieve my own cup, it TOO had
> expelled itself all over the microwave.
>
> This is not merely to tell you about my coffeegheist,
is that the opposite of zeitgheist?
Brian 'Jarai' Chase
Joseph Michael Bay <jm...@Stanford.EDU> wrote:
> Did you get the kind from Germany or from Poland?
It's a good thing that it's not 1939, or that would be a very confusing
question. I now challege a.r.k to discover the s00per-sekrit real last
name of my family before my father changed it to Chase during his first
marriage.
-jarai.
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Pop a Mentos, for you are on the Path To n'LITE'n'MINT. -- K.
Andrew Jeanes
Brian 'Jarai' Chase <b...@world.std.com> wrote:
>In article <9u0n99$cc$1...@usenet.Stanford.EDU>,
>Joseph Michael Bay <jm...@Stanford.EDU> wrote:
>
>> Did you get the kind from Germany or from Poland?
>
>It's a good thing that it's not 1939, or that would be a very confusing
>question. I now challege a.r.k to discover the s00per-sekrit real last
>name of my family before my father changed it to Chase during his first
>marriage.
Ummm, DeCaesare?
Andrew "and I claim my pan of baked ziti" Jeanes
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Chris Franks
> name of my family before my father changed it to Chase during his first
> marriage
A guy in my class at school DIDN't change his name from Chasek to Chase,
like the rest of his family did.
Marvin Chasek, Class of '52
marika
>
> It's a good thing that it's not 1939, or that would be a very confusing
> question. I now challege a.r.k to discover the s00per-sekrit real last
> name of my family before my father changed it to Chase during his first
> marriage.
Citibank?
Brian 'Jarai' Chase
WRONG WRONG WRONG! Though I do have both Citibank and Chase Manhattan
credit cards. "That's right BAYBEE!!! Check out my CHASE Mastercard!"
I think I may have at one time told Stacy, but I don't think I spelled it
out for her. It's unlikely that anyone would remember since it sort of
looks like it's encrypted with the super-sekriter ROT-13 cipher. My memory
may be foggy as well.
I'm sekritlee Polish, though my brother and I were both born under the
name Chase. You'd be right if you would guess the last part to be "ski"
but minus the "boots" unless you count my Doc Martens.
It is however, less strange than my old highschool principal's last name
which is "Przybysz"-- pronounced "Sheebish".
-jarai.
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marika
>
> WRONG WRONG WRONG! Though I do have both Citibank and Chase Manhattan
> credit cards. "That's right BAYBEE!!! Check out my CHASE Mastercard!"
>
> I think I may have at one time told Stacy, but I don't think I spelled it
> out for her. It's unlikely that anyone would remember since it sort of
> looks like it's encrypted with the super-sekriter ROT-13 cipher.
crgrski?
>My memory
> may be foggy as well.
>
> I'm sekritlee Polish, though my brother and I were both born under the
> name Chase. You'd be right if you would guess the last part to be "ski"
> but minus the "boots" unless you count my Doc Martens.
I bet Dave Delaney can find a kibo inside
>
> It is however, less strange than my old highschool principal's last name
> which is "Przybysz"-- pronounced "Sheebish".
You can't be sekritly Polish, because Przybysz is pronounced Przybysz
vat a Mokra Glowa
David DeLaney
>> name Chase. You'd be right if you would guess the last part to be "ski"
>> but minus the "boots" unless you count my Doc Martens.
>
>I bet Dave Delaney can find a kibo inside
"Watch as I pull a Kibo out of this Internet!"
"Duhhh... oops. Time for a new Internet!"
>> It is however, less strange than my old highschool principal's last name
>> which is "Przybysz"-- pronounced "Sheebish".
Probably pron. "PSheebish", actually.
>You can't be sekritly Polish, because Przybysz is pronounced Przybysz
Or at least that's as close as we can pronounce it in ASCII; we'd need to
use PSCII to give the full effect.
Dave "quick quick stain a cabin" DeLaney
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Jim Vandewalker
b...@world.std.com (Brian 'Jarai' Chase) wrote:
>
> It is however, less strange than my old highschool principal's last name
> which is "Przybysz"-- pronounced "Sheebish".
>
I was in the army with a guy named 'Sefchek' only it was spelled
'Szypzyk'.
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earl of surl
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> My urine has never been clearer!
"often felt that her outsides were too dull for her insides, that deep
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Joe Manfre
> My urine has never been clearer!
>
> rone
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