ASH-K: HELLO KITTY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT!!!

[TPFH]

In alt.fan.richard-nixon mrm...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
@ In article <7fkqjh$6q1$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
@ Sara M <e...@centrenet.com.au> wrote:
@> He likes to watch her jiggle...

@ Does Socks know about this? I see a MAJOR cat fight coming . . .

Socks has enough trouble fending off that letch of a prez that
we got in a certain colored house. In fact I think it is time that
we lend her a hand. Anyone want to join the Socks Liberation Army?

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[Inflatable Space Bunny]

[|>Socks has enough trouble fending off that letch of a prez that

[|>we got in a certain colored house. In fact I think it is time that
[|>we lend her a hand. Anyone want to join the Socks Liberation Army?

As Outland discoverred too late to avoid leaving faux paw prints all over
the Sunday funnies,

Socks is a He.

--
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Fe bhuearai osraha esma; iufue auaen bhuearai shahem essa.
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[M. Otis Beard]

TPFH wrote in message <7gm5dk$aet$2...@hiram.io.com>...

>
>Socks has enough trouble fending off that letch of a prez that
>we got in a certain colored house.

Please, let's not use such offensively antiquated language in this pubic
chatroom!
It's "African-American house" if you don't mind.

-M. Otis Beard, Founder
National Phaser Association
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/4236/npa.html

[AFFA MU]

smj...@my-dejanews.com (Inflatable Space Bunny) echoed through the
Ether Breather:

>[|>Socks has enough trouble fending off that letch of a prez that
>[|>we got in a certain colored house. In fact I think it is time that
>[|>we lend her a hand. Anyone want to join the Socks Liberation Army?
>
>As Outland discoverred too late to avoid leaving faux paw prints all over
>the Sunday funnies,
>
> Socks is a He.

Does this make a difference?

Whether he or she or it, no mammal is safe.

Also, if Hello Kitty is running for the President, I don't think
she'll have any trouble catching him.

Douglas Goodall
cuprum at earthlink network