Islam welcoming committee

[Mark]

Welcome muslims! Picnic being held
down on Copperhead road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc86_Weoye0

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Mark

[Dr. HotSalt]

A traveling salesman's car breaks down on a back country road
somewhere between two small towns in Kentucky. He grabs his sample
case and starts walking along the road. After a while, a man jumps out
from between two of the trees that line the road and points an ancient
rifle at the salesman and orders him to halt. He then walks up to the
salesman and puts a jug on the road, then backs away. He says to the
salesman "pick up thet thar jug and take a drank or I'll put a hole in
ye, but make sure ye put the jug down afore ye swaller".

The salesman does so, and the stuff in the jug is so strong, he
nearly loses consciousness coughing and choking. He finally gets his
breath and his senses back, only to find himself lying on his back on
the road, and the man with the rifle kneeling next to him.

The man hands him the rifle and says "all raht, now you holt the gun
on me and force me to take a drank".

Dr. HotSalt