religion question
Mark Hill
open all night with the lights on?
I am just wondering. I think the people across the street belong to
it.
John Burrage
Vampirism? Better safe than sorry. You know what to do.
--
John Burrage http://members.iinet.net.au/~burrage/
"The penguin/crow that mimics a penguin/crow gets drowned"
- Japanese proverb
Martin Tomasek
>MH Is there a religion which requires that you leave your garage door
>MH open all night with the lights on?
>MH I am just wondering. I think the people across the street belong to
>MH it.
Maybe they use garage as trap for their curious victims, so:
Satanism? Better safe than sorry. You know what to do.
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Martin Tomasek
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Ranjit Bhatnagar
Maybe they have a moth-powered car. Better safe than sorry. You know
what to do.
r.
Andrew Pearson
Ranjit Bhatnagar <ran...@moonmilk.com> wrote in message
news:3AF7EC8B...@moonmilk.com...
capacious depths, snuggled in the furry embrace of a thousand satanist
vampire moths. The moths told me that the obvious bag swallowed your
neighbours before they could close the garage door.
Better safe than sorry. You know what to do.
--
Va pensieroso, sull'ali dorate.
Joshua E Millard
Automobile-centric anthropomorphic lockjaw? Better safe than sorry. You
know what to do.
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James Kibo Parry
As one of the executives who runs Gazprom, Gozgor Technadzor, and Texaco,
I feel it is my patriotic duty to my companies to screw over our citizens
and suppress the this non-gasoline-powered insect car at all costs.
Note that I did not say at high cost, I said at ALL costs. Therefore
you will please remit to me all money everywhere, or else I will
suppress all vehicles instead of just moth cars. No gasoline cars, no moth
cars, and no bee zeppelins.
Speaking of the fact that I run all these petroleum countries around the
world (in addition to supplying the Tanzanian army with beer) here are
some of the latest snippets from my giant E-mail folder. Try to guess
which of these are plain old spam and which were actually addressed to
specific people who couldn't spell their own E-mail address which sounded
vaguely like "kibo.com".
-> I have prepared a DRAFT of an Alliance Agreement between Boots &
-> Coots, Ak Berens and Gozgor Technadzor, and I have attached it hereto.
Am I a booter or a cooter?
=> Hi everyone Re : Corona Coffee Morning, Tuesday, 8 May 2001, Seacliffe
=> Hotel Please do remember to bring along your old sunhats, sunglasses
=> and any high protection factor suncream that you are will to donate to
=> the Albino Women's group mentioned in the May newsletter. See you at the
=> meeting tomorrow (Tuesday) at 9.30am.
Somehow I don't think I'm going to be in Tanzania within the next few hours,
but I promise that if I were, I would give some used hats or used sunglasses
or used suncream to the Albino Women Of Tanzania.
-> Gentlemen,I have the pleasure to introduce you our Al-Rasheed Awnings
-> Factory. We supply, fabricate, and install the P.V.C. tensioned
-> membrane structures.
I prefer untensioned membranes, also known as Random Wads Of Stuff
Lying On The Ground.
=> Good Morning, dear!
=> Kak zhizn' molodaya? Pochemu ne pishesh'?
=> Keep in touch,
=> Kissing you,
=> Karina
The best part is that it was from someone named "Material Accountant (HAZ)"
to someone named "Bonda", which suggest some sort of kinky hazmat suit
bondage eroticism, possibly involving tensioned P.V.C. membranes.
-> Subject: Stock Farm Production
->
-> The last time I received an update from Kibo for Jim's production report was
-> on 3/30. Jim and Gail have been quite specific with me on this; I am to
-> submit them every Friday. I have sent email reminders to Lacey and have
-> heard nothing. If you think these reports should be done every other week
-> instead of weekly, please let me know and I'll talk to Jim and Gail about
-> it.
Oh, did I mention that I am now raising some sort of livestock? Well,
apparently I am. And we wonder why Cagney & Lacey aren't getting her
E-mail reminders. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THEM.
=> Just thought I'd drop you a line regarding the training materials I sent
=> you and to find out how the training programmes are going with the
=> scaffolders in Kazakstan. Also I'd like to say as from tomorrow I won't
=> be working for Scafftag any more, but Gopi our contact in the Middle
=> East will stay in touch, as will head office in Barry, should you
=> require any information, just give them a call.
I'd just like to say that "Gopi" is a dopi name.
The head office's address, incidentally, is:
=> Scafftag Ltd
=> Scafftag House
=> Wimborne Road
=> Barry
=> Vale of Glamorgan
=> Wales CF63 3DH
They must be a pretty small company, otherwise it would be
Scafftag Ltd
Scafftag House
Scafftag Road
Scafftag Complex
Scafftag Vale
Isle of Scafftag SCAFF1 SCAFF1
-> Here is a copy of my CV / Resume with appendix for your perusal.
-> Regards, John Mcleese.
Thank you for sending your appendix. We don't have a use for the rest
of you, but Terry Mgilliam needs your appendix for an animation.
=> Dear Sir, You are kindly requested to submit your quotation with
=> best price and delivery, origin and all other commercial terms for the
=> material described in below on CIF Jordan/Amman. Kindly, send us your
=> complete catalogues to our postal address as soon as possible.
=>
=> SUB.: AUTOMATIC PLASTIC INJUCTION MACHINE
It's Homer Price and the Amazing Automatic Plastic Injunction Machine!
Nobody was allowed to use any plastic or the machine would sue them!
-> PLEASE DISREGARD ALL OF THE AIRFARES TO JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA
-> AND CAIRO, EGYPT.
Okay.
=> To: "'Rig 230 Rig Manager'"
=>
=> Good news Mike can help. Mike also pointed out that there is already a
=> utility function in the program we might be able to use to import to the
=> program. There are a couple of menu options under the utilities "Merge cards
=> from Master Inv list" and a Merge cards from an input file -A". You guys
=> might want to experiment with these two to see what you can do there.
I've forgotten my password. Please tell me my password so that I can
access your, I mean our, database.
-> I thought the shelving had been shipped with the containers. Turns out they
-> are coming out of Europe instead. Have you seen anything on the new shelves
-> yet? Once we have the eta to Aksai from Panalpina I'll pass it on.
->
-> attached is the layout on the warehouse containers as it was last proposed.
Wow! They're shaped like... BOXES! And they're... STACKED UP!!!
=> Mahjong is to be held at Gail Posner's house on Tuesday 20th March !
And she doesn't know it because everyone's just sending these notes to me!
Won't Gail be surprised by this Mahjong Home Invasion!
-> Dear All Many of you will have heard that the Leafe family's home
-> was destroyed by fire last night. They have nothing to wear!
And now they must attend the Mahjong game in the nude! Too bad, we gave
all our hats to the albinos.
=> Hello Ian
=> couldnt hear a word you were saying, ill get everybody to sing down the
=> phone
=> next time!!!!!
Tell you what, I have something which you can sing UP.
-> The Headmaster, Mr Philip Hawke, of Kingswood College,
-> Grahamstown, South Africa, is coming to Dar es Salaam on the 16th March
-> and is giving a presentation on the school. All Parents who are
-> interested in knowing more about Kingswood College and what it can offer
-> your child are welcome to attend.
No black Africans need apply. Unless they're albinos. And women. And nude.
=> Bob is retiring from Barclays bank after 36 years and we are returning to
=> Nicosia, Cyprus along with Lottie & Lucas around 2nd April. The date is
=> to be confirmed with B.A but Bob will leave the office 23rd March !
=> No further jobs planned !!!! Lots of golf to play ! We enclose
=> temporary addresses below ! Our computer at home will be live until about
=> 23rd March ! [postal address in Cyprus] 'e' Mail [elided]@cylink.com.cy
=> (letters only !)
I was going to 'e' Mail a package, but I guess now you'll never get your
gold-plated golf clubs.
-> Subject: underwear
->
-> In the frame of the expansion policy that Lara Textile has announced,
-> Global Foreign Trade and Consulting Co. is searching for prospective
-> partners\dealers abroad. Today Group Global has an honor of providing
-> possible partners with all items of the Lara Textile product lines. The
-> production gamut of Lara Textile includes underwear, nightdresses,
-> pajamas, and dressing gowns.
->
-> GLOBAL Foreign Trade&Consulting Co.
-> Address: Mesihpasa mah. Koska Cad. No 15/9 Eminonu Istanbul
YAY! TURKISH UNDERWEAR SPAM!!!
=> Subject: Flash Shose!! Flash Shose!!
=>
=> [...]
=> <title>flyshose</title>
=>
=> [...]
=> If you can't see (and hear) the above animation, you
=> should install Shockwave Flash
And if I can't understand it, I should install English Unbreaker Pro!
-> HOOK INTO VIAGRA AND HAIR LOSS FORMULAS NOW!!!!
I tried to hook-knit a toupee and I put Minoxidil and Viagra
on it but it still doesn't look as manly as Charles Nelson Reilly's.
-> Subject: Solemn Assembly
->
-> Through acquaintance with of the world cultural values towards common
-> economic ethic to the implementation of new forms of cooperation and
-> investment
->
-> Dear Sir!
->
-> The Organizing Committee is glad to invite You to take part
-> at the Solemn Assembly Russia and Asian World: Culture Diplomacy
-> Investments .
->
-> The conduction of the Solemn Assembly is supported by the
-> Federal Foundation of Appraising, the Directorate of the Presidential
-> Programmes of the Russian Foundation of Culture, Embassy of the
-> Indonesian Republic in the Russian Federation, the Institute of Procrisis
-> Investigations, the Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation and the
-> Ministry of the Economic Development and Trade of the Russian Federation.
-> This arrangement is approved by the Foreign Ministry of the Russian
-> Federation.
->
-> The Solemn Assembly will be attended by the Heads of the
-> Asian diplomatic missions, their Trade representatives in Russia,
-> high-ranking government officials, chief representatives of concerned
-> ministries and authorities, leaders of Russian and Asian companies.
->
-> [...]
-> Before the Assembly and during the breaks all participants
-> will have an opportunity to acquaintance with the exposition of the Asian
-> modern artists paintings, computer art and with the new Hi-Fi products
-> of the Russian and Asian companies.
I mock your Solemn Assembly.
Those Russian kids these days with their Hi-Fis and their decadent music
of the rolling rocks with the bopping of bees.
I thank you for inviting me to this highly important trade summit which
was approved by the Russian government, but I decline to attend because
you can't fool me, when I show up at the Kremlin Holiday Inn some guys
in olive-drab ski masks will grab me and force me to turn kibo.com over
to GazProm.
I checked their Web site and couldn't figure out how much they wanted me
to pay for the honor of attending this faux economic summit at the Kremlin,
but it was clear they did want me to pay:
[from the English part of the bilingual form:]
->
-> PAYMENT OF THE ORGANIZATIOM FEE
->
-> [ ] IN CASH (RUBLES)
-> [ ] BY DRAFT (RUBLES/EURO)
-> US DOLLARS ARE NOT ACCEPTED
->
-> We hereby confirm our participation at the Solemn Assembly on 19-20th
-> June, 2001 in Kremlin and guarantee after receiving the bill the payment
-> of the organization fee not later than June 2001.
They don't say how much it will cost to get into the Kremlin, but I know
that it will cost more to get OUT.
=> You're Invited to Invitations!
Tell you what, hook up with the Solemn Assembly and you guys can
amuse yourselves quietly.
-> Kibo's Fake ,
->
->
-> WebTra(C) Translation service offers a free estimate for creating replicas
-> of your Web site http://www.kibo.com in the languages you choose.
Oh, I see. Because one of my old Web pages says "Kibo's Fake Dr Pepper
Roundup" at the top, apparently my last name is "Fake" and my middle
name is "'s". Do you want to bet these language whizzes are also
spamming a guy named Dr. Pepper Roundup?
=> We have Si Nitride available and new stocks of SOI and Oxidized Wafers.
=>
=> We have high quality HEMLUX 1" diameter subs with an extremely high
=> quality polish.
=> They're READY TO SHIP.
=>
=> We also have fresh stocks of 2"-6" GaAs, GaSb, GaP Germanium, InP, InAs,
=> InSb, Sapphire and more! They're ready to ship!
=>
=> Special - Buy 2 GaN on Sapphire/SiC, Get one FREE!
=>
=> DekTak III Available
Socrates was a man. Socrates used HEMLUX. Therefor you should use HEMLUX.
UNLESS YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR THE MANLY MANLINESS OF AN OXIDIZED WAFER!!!
I'll continue to buy mine from Keebler, thank you. But if I do go into
the microchip business, sure, I'll make my Pentium-killer from stuff I buy
from spammers.
-> Subject: The debt weed eater....Read on....
->
-> We probably have never met before.
-> However, I feel that everyone in the world deserves to know about a truly
-> superior program.
-> In fact, most everyone can spare $25.00.
I wouldn't spend $25.00 on a REAL Weed-Eater brand lawn trimmer, let alone
a "debt weed eater" which is likely a scam that will claim to erase the
huge debts I have incurred by falling for IDIOTIC SCAMS!!!
=> Whew! You are my knight in shining armor!
=>
=> I am so glad you didn't delete this. You have no idea how much I need
=> your help!
"I DARE you to delete this message! I DOUBLE DARE you to delete it!"
I'd quote the rest, but I deleted it.
-> From: eNews from the Apple Store <store...@applenews.lists.apple.com>
-> Subject: Apple Store eNews: May 7, 2001
->
->
-> & Potatoes-->
-> -> Powerful, playful and incredibly sturdy,
-> Apple's new iBook is made for your digital lifestyle - and priced for
-> it, too.
Well, I wasn't going to buy one, but if it comes with "and potatoes",
then I want it. I'm sure it would be worth it to buy the computer just
to get the free order of fries.
-> Dear friend.
->
-> Dear friend.
->
-> I ask you to read this letter till the end!
-> Don't treat to my words with indifferens. On Your understanding it will
-> depend my fate and the fate of my child!
->
-> I am Byalik Oleg ,
-> date of birth 1964 , pssport No 313690364 , repatriated to Israel in
-> March 1999 with my family from Ukraine(Kiev).
->
-> The beginning of the absorption wasn't simple. It must rise from zero.
->
-> [...]
->
-> With unerstanding that we can be thrown out the hired flat , being
-> in state of depression , the child became reserved , stopped regulary
-> to go to school , lost the perspective in the life. Since , he is now
-> treated by psychologist.
->
-> [...]
->
-> All information can be gotten by the worker of the Department of
-> absorption in Haifa who helps me ,
Am being very sorry to give you the information that your child is been
absorbed by state collective Gazprom Department Of Absorption.
If you are not to be complying with this directive you will receive the
punishments of Automatic Injunction Machine and the restraints of the
tensioned P.V.C. membrane. This has been decreed by Solemn Assembly
of Albinos.
(Poor Spot! He received a phone call telling him to go to the Department
of Absorption. "Hmm, this is just an empty room," he said, "except these
white walls are all lumpy. And some of these lumps are squirming around
and moaning. Hey! My tail got stuck to the wall! I'm being sucked in!
WAAAA--" and then the Department of Absorption became quieter, and lumpier.)
=> Thanks for phoning this morning, it was nice to talk to you and I'm pleased
=> that you expressed an interest in our office in Baku.
=>
=> I've spoken to Dave Nicholson with regard to salaries and it would appear
=> that B & R are someway behind Bechtel in terms of total remuneration! Our
=> package would be around £60,000 on a staff deal plus a car allowance however
=> we do not have a bonus scheme.
=>
=> As I stated earlier the deal for Baku is 6 & 2, with a 50% uplift for the
=> time spent in country and a 15% uplift for the duration of the assignment,
=> all of which is subject to UK hypo-tax. This would mean that the annual
=> package is about £91,000 - a little short of your aspirations.
=>
=> Baku itself is an OK place for an assignment, it is relatively crime free,
=> has a good climate, there are a number of good restaurants & bars and health
=> & sports facilities are on the increase. The people themselves are very
=> friendly and the number of expats is increasing. The volume of work is about
=> to increase dramatically and I think the place is about to take off - in
=> short it is an exiting prospect!
=>
=> If you feel that you can accept a package in the region of £90,000 then I
=> would be very interested in discussing the position further and holding a
=> formal interview.
Ah, yes, Baku. That's the Moscow of the Crimea, right?
Of course, I am not subject to the hypo-tax because I already paid my
taxes intravenously. But I am afraid I will be unable to accept this
swell job offer in Baku, because I just received urgent news of a
Mahjong game:
-> Subject: This is not a Joke !! MAHJONG DETAILS !
-- K.
Karlo X
<868zk87...@snip.earthtrax.com>:
It's a Jewish thing, based on setting an extra place at the table
and leaving a door open for Elijah. There's a variant sect based
on the "Ed C. Scrolls", ancient scripture found in the carhole of
one Ed Cohen of Lawrence, Long Island. In these newly discovered
writings, the prophet Elijah takes an El Al flight to Kennedy and
picks up a Ford Taurus at the Hertz counter, thus the open garage
door, fully justified in my opinion.
k.
--
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are
really good at heart." - Anne Frank
Robot Karate Man
Parry:
>>> Dear Sir, You are kindly requested to submit your quotation with
>>> best price and delivery, origin and all other commercial terms
^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^
I love that phrase. I've decided that, if I ever decide to start a business
that relies heavily on Email solicitations, I'm going to include phrases
like "Enclosed, please find our quarterly report, expenditure listings, and
lots of other words that they taught us at DeVry" or "We'll send you a
receipt with the cost and that other business stuff on it."
~Steve-o
--
Is that how military contracts are handled?
"We need 4500 ratchets. What will that cost Mr. Glorn?"
"About $30 a ratchet. But that's not including shipping, handling, and all
those other commercial terms."
Paradigm Fert
> -> I have prepared a DRAFT of an Alliance Agreement
Technadzor,
> -> and I have attached it hereto.
>
> Am I a booter or a cooter?
If you wear no pants, it should be very easy to check.
> -> Subject: Stock Farm Production
> ->
> -> The last time I received an update from Kibo for
> -> Jim's production report was on 3/30. Jim and Gail
> -> have been quite specific with me on this; I am to
> -> submit them every Friday. I have sent email reminders
> -> to Lacey and have heard nothing. If you think these
> -> reports should be done every other week
> -> instead of weekly, please let me know and I'll talk to
> -> Jim and Gail about it.
>
> Oh, did I mention that I am now raising some sort of
> livestock?
FREE RANGE ANIMAL 57!!! JUST LIKE MOM USTA MAKE!!!
> > Just thought I'd drop you a line regarding the
> > training materials I sent you and to find out how
> > the training programmes are going with the
> > scaffolders in Kazakstan.
> > To: "'Rig 230 Rig Manager'"
Ah ha! This must be the rig you are using your Pit Probe on!
And every rig is based on scaffolding, therefore by
exercising my powers of deduction, it is most likely to be
located in Kazakstan.
IHNJH, IJLS Kazakstan. KAZAKSTAN!
> -> I thought the shelving had been shipped with the
> -> containers. Turns out they are coming out of Europe
> -> instead. Have you seen anything on the new shelves
> -> yet? Once we have the eta to Aksai from Panalpina
> -> I'll pass it on.
Help! We have nothing to put the containers on!!!!
> -> attached is the layout on the warehouse containers as
> -> it was last proposed.
>
> Wow! They're shaped like... BOXES! And they're...
> STACKED UP!!!
Was this with or without the shelves?
> > Mahjong is to be held at Gail Posner's house on
> > Tuesday 20th March !
Doidy doidy Free Majong! For great justice! beable beable.
> -> Subject: Solemn Assembly
> ->
[...]
> I checked their Web site and couldn't figure out how much
> they wanted me to pay for the honor of attending this faux
> economic summit at the Kremlin, but it was clear they did
> want me to pay:
>
> [from the English part of the bilingual form:]
> ->
> -> PAYMENT OF THE ORGANIZATIOM FEE
> ->
> -> [ ] IN CASH (RUBLES)
> -> [ ] BY DRAFT (RUBLES/EURO)
Pay them with the drafts[1] you got from the first eMail.
> -> Kibo's Fake ,
> ->
> ->
> -> WebTra(C) Translation service offers a free estimate
> -> for creating replicas of your Web site
> -> http://www.kibo.com in the languages you choose.
>
> Oh, I see. Because one of my old Web pages says "Kibo's
> Fake Dr Pepper Roundup" at the top, apparently my last
> name is "Fake" and my middle name is "'s".
Silly Kibo! This E-mail isn't for you, it's for the _FAKE_
you! You know, the guy you use for public appearances which
you consider too risky to appear at in person. Of course, it
doesn't matter, because the translated version is already
available at www.transkibo.com
> Of course, I am not subject to the hypo-tax because I
> already paid my taxes intravenously. But I am afraid
> I will be unable to accept this swell job offer in Baku,
> because I just received urgent news of a Mahjong game:
>
> -> Subject: This is not a Joke !! MAHJONG DETAILS !
>
>
> -- K.
DID NOT FINISH YOUR .SIG! PLONK!!!
[1]Or Draughts for the pedantic spellers out there.
--
Paradigm Fert
members.nbci.com/paradigmlost/entry.html
Joe Manfre
>Speaking of the fact that I run all these petroleum countries around the
>world (in addition to supplying the Tanzanian army with beer) here are
>some of the latest snippets from my giant E-mail folder.
>
>[...]
>
>>> Hi everyone Re : Corona Coffee Morning, Tuesday, 8 May 2001,
>>> Seacliffe Hotel Please do remember to bring along your old sunhats,
>>> sunglasses and any high protection factor suncream that you are will to
>>> donate to the Albino Women's group mentioned in the May newsletter.
>>> See you at the meeting tomorrow (Tuesday) at 9.30am.
>
>Somehow I don't think I'm going to be in Tanzania within the next few
>hours, but I promise that if I were, I would give some used hats or used
>sunglasses or used suncream to the Albino Women Of Tanzania.
I went on the Web to figure out where Seacliffe Hotel is so we can
send Nick there to inquire about the Albino Womens' group is. But
the only Seacliffe Hotel I find there is in North Yorkshire, England,
which I don't think is walking distance from Nick's apartment in
Arizona. (And remember, Nick can't drive.)
Maybe we can find out when the next coffee morning is and we can all
pitch in for plane tickets. (Hey, does anyone want to contribute to
the fund to buy Nancy Luft another year of WebTV access?)
Oh, and by the way, remember that Rocket Guy person who is building
his own rocket, the one I mentioned on ARK the other day? He has
his own Web site -- http://www.rocketguy.com/ -- and check out the
lovely typography.
JM
--
Joe Manfre, Hyattsville, Maryland.
Ranjit Bhatnagar
> and by the way, remember that Rocket Guy person who is building
> his own rocket, the one I mentioned on ARK the other day? He has
> his own Web site -- http://www.rocketguy.com/ -- and check out the
> lovely typography.
He invented Light Chasers! They were all the rage among the under-10
set at Disneyland last year. He made lots of other fun fun toys too.
He may be insane, but he's a geeeeenyus.
http://www.rocketguy.com/toys.html
r.
Joshua E Millard
>I'm required by law to mention that the following came from James "Kibo"
>Parry:
>
>that relies heavily on Email solicitations, I'm going to include phrases
>like "Enclosed, please find our quarterly report, expenditure listings, and
>lots of other words that they taught us at DeVry" or "We'll send you a
>receipt with the cost and that other business stuff on it."
Or a fine-print section that reads like so:
"No warranty implied or express will be honored. HumongoCorp is a
registered trademark of HumongoCorp--hey, can we do that little tee em
thing? You know, up on top of HumongoCorp? Yeah? Good. Um, yeah.
Where was I? Oh. Users of HumongoCorp express by agreement to our tee oh
ess the waiving of all rights to ownership and control of content created
on or transmitted through, blah blah, you know the deal, just copy this
bit off of the website or something, oka--hold on. Hello, Ted Brumfield.
Oh, hey, Rick. No, I haven't seen the report yet. Just a sec. Hey,
sweetcheeks, cut the dictation, get some coffee or whatever. This is an
important call. Yeah, thanks. Hey Rick. Yeah, the secretary. I mean,
"administrative assistant." Heh. Yeah, either way, she's got a helluvan
ass. Mmm. Yeah, you know it. Golf, tomorrow? Sure. Eh, nothing
important enough that I can't slip out. Supposed to fire some asshole
from marketing, I'll just do it by e-mail. Yeah. Yeah. Well, sounds
great. I'll see you at the tee, Rick. Great. Yeah. G'bye."
Schwa Love
<ran...@moonmilk.com> was all:
Actually, he's pretty smart if he's funding his project by selling toys
that'll be popular at raves. If you can find customers willing to spend
twenty bucks on a ticket and another twenty on some ecstasy, you can name
your own price for plastic toys that make swirly light patterns.
-- Schwa ---
.oO SCHWA Oo.oO SCHWA Oo.oO http://www.livejournal.com/users/schwa242/
"An honest man is always in trouble Simon... remember that."
- Henry Fool
ICQ#37704091 Oo.oO SCHWA Oo.oO SCHWA Oo.oO SCHWA Oo.oO SCHWA Oo.oO SCHWA
Glenn Knickerbocker
> Ah, yes, Baku. That's the Moscow of the Crimea, right?
To roughly the extent to which Savannah is the Winnipeg of the Gulf
Coast, I think.
ŹR
Glenn Knickerbocker
> IHNJH, IJLS Kazakstan. KAZAKSTAN!
Say it with some GIANT H in it and you'll like it even BETTER!
| |
KAZAK|--|STAN!
| |
Enlarged for EXXXTRA FFFRICATIVVVE!
I haven't figured out whether this bears any relation to Georgian
"qazakh" (peasant) or not. Russian and Georgian "kazak" (Cossack)
are from an entirely different source.
ŹR
Glenn Knickerbocker
> twenty bucks on a ticket and another twenty on some ecstasy, you can name
> your own price for plastic toys that make swirly light patterns.
A Reminder: http://www.bestweb.net/~notr/magictop.html
Kev In, Boyz Out
Glenn Knickerbocker <No...@bestweb.net> wrote:
>Paradigm Fert wrote:
>> IHNJH, IJLS Kazakstan. KAZAKSTAN!
>
>Say it with some GIANT H in it and you'll like it even BETTER!
>
> | |
>KAZAK|--|STAN!
> | |
>
>Enlarged for EXXXTRA FFFRICATIVVVE!
D00D, if you can get fricative from an aitch, send me some! All I ever
end up with is unfulfilled aspirations.
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wrote:
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Beable van Polasm
>
> mh...@epicentre.net (Mark Hill) wrote in
> <868zk87...@snip.earthtrax.com>:
>
> >Is there a religion which requires that you leave your garage door
> >open all night with the lights on?
> >
> >I am just wondering. I think the people across the street belong to
> >it.
>
> It's a Jewish thing, based on setting an extra place at the table
> and leaving a door open for Elijah.
Maybe it's that other Jewish thing where they don't want to
do any work on the Sabbath, including pushing the button on
the remote control for the garage door opener, or turning a
light switch on. Imagine if you had two identical twins who
did everything the same for their whole lives, except for a
naughty twin who one Sabbath turned on a light switch. Will
the naughty twin go to hell for that? Is G-d really going 2
let them off if they programmed a computer to turn lights &
elevators on at the Sabbath instead of pushing the buttons
themselves?
cheers
Beable van Polasm
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Sherilyn
Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote:
[...]
>
>Maybe it's that other Jewish thing where they don't want to
>do any work on the Sabbath,
Sounds like me, but I'm not Jewish.
>including pushing the button on
>the remote control for the garage door opener, or turning a
>light switch on. Imagine if you had two identical twins
How identical?
>who
>did everything the same for their whole lives, except for a
>naughty twin who one Sabbath turned on a light switch. Will
>the naughty twin go to hell for that?
Yes! It says so in the BIBLE!
> Is G-d really going 2
>let them off if they programmed a computer
WOW! HOW THEY DO THAT?
>to turn lights &
>elevators on at the Sabbath instead of pushing the buttons
>themselves?
Yes! G-d likes G--ks!
******* WE'RE ALL GOING TO H--V-N! *********
Exc-pt for K-B-. G-d HATES K-B-. S-rry.
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> Exc-pt for K-B-. G-d HATES K-B-. S-rry.
Poor Kate Bush!
Joseph Michael Bay
>Sherilyn wrote:
>Poor Kate Bush!
G-d's still p-ssed at K-B- for that deal they had
where they sw-pped pl-ces.
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Mark Hill
> In Message-ID <lv8zjys...@beable.van.polasm.bigpond.net.au>,
> Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> [...]
> >
> >Maybe it's that other Jewish thing where they don't want to
> >do any work on the Sabbath,
>
> Sounds like me, but I'm not Jewish.
>
>
> >including pushing the button on
> >the remote control for the garage door opener, or turning a
> >light switch on. Imagine if you had two identical twins
>
> How identical?
>
> >who
> >did everything the same for their whole lives, except for a
> >naughty twin who one Sabbath turned on a light switch. Will
> >the naughty twin go to hell for that?
>
> Yes! It says so in the BIBLE!
What if they were siamese twins instead of identical twins?
Sherilyn
Mark Hill <mh...@epicentre.net> wrote:
>6...@sherilyn.org.uk (Sherilyn) writes:
>> In Message-ID <lv8zjys...@beable.van.polasm.bigpond.net.au>,
>> Beable van Polasm <bea...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>> [...]
>> >
>> >light switch on. Imagine if you had two identical twins
>> >did everything the same for their whole lives, except for a
>> >naughty twin who one Sabbath turned on a light switch. Will
>> >the naughty twin go to hell for that?
>>
>> Yes! It says so in the BIBLE!
>
>What if they were siamese twins instead of identical twins?
**** Th-n th-y BOTH GO TO ROT IN HELL WITH K-B- ****
G-d's a m--n m-th-rf-cker, n- tw- w-ys -b--t it.
***** THAT'S IN THE BIBE! *****
Glenn Knickerbocker
> G-d's a m--n m-th-rf-cker, n- tw- w-ys -b--t it.
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