"NO TURTLE OVIPOSITION ALLOWED"

[Nicko]

I was out geocaching today and came upon a cute sign in a wee kiddie
park in some generic upscale subdivision in the SW suburbs, somewhere
around Lemont. It featured a pictogram that was a new one to me:

http://www.kriho.com/arandomk/dawgdurtsign.jpg (SFW)

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YOP...

[Rev. Beergoggles]

No easter dogs.
Please don't sit on the eggs.

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rbg

[Talysman the Ur-Beatle]

On Nov 22, 4:56 pm, "Rev. Beergoggles" <post.repl...@address.invalid>
wrote:

No dogs pretending to be princesses.

[bar...@bookpro.com]

It's a dog shitting his brains out. Because look at the hole in his
head where the brains used to be. Same size as the turd.

BW

[pete]

So, in the shipyard, we wore plastic hard hats
and every once in a while somebody would take off their own hat
and smack somebody on top of theirs and say something stupid
about the sound of two turtles doing it.

Many years later when I was helping somebody break beaver dams
to concentrate the fish in the beaver pond to make fishing easier,
I heard something the sounded just like two hard hats knocking together.
I went to take a look to see what the sound was
and sure enough it was two turtles.

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pete

[Rev. Susie the Floozie]

Beware of prehistoric anthropomorphic Volkswagens dropping rocks.

[Nicko]

On Nov 22, 7:09 pm, barb...@bookpro.com wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:36:31 -0800 (PST), Nicko
>

> <nervous.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >I was out geocaching today and came upon a cute sign in a wee kiddie
> >park in some generic upscale subdivision in the SW suburbs, somewhere
> >around Lemont.  It featured a pictogram that was a new one to me:
>
> >http://www.kriho.com/arandomk/dawgdurtsign.jpg  (SFW)
>
> It's a dog shitting his brains out.  Because look at the hole in his
> head where the brains used to be.  Same size as the turd.

I heartily endorse this description and/or reply!

I think it's a girl dog, though.

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YOP...

[Rev. Beergoggles]

Rev. Susie the Floozie wrote:
> Beware of prehistoric anthropomorphic Volkswagens dropping rocks.

PERSAV!

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rbg

[just john]

Rev. Susie the Floozie wrote:

> Beware of prehistoric anthropomorphic Volkswagens dropping rocks.

Yeah, the prehistoric ones had their engines in the rear, giving them a
center of gravity more able to rear up like a Big Daddy Roth cartoon.
Which, of course allows the drivers to lob whatever they damn well
please, and rocks are a favorite.

Hence the above warning.

[Zapanaz]

Nicko hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

ninja-dog, don't eat that rock with your ass!

that's disgusting!

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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
-- Steven Wright

:: Currently listening to Baryton Trio No. 59 in G Major: Adagio, 1769, by Haydn, from "Haydn Divertimenti"

[pete]

Zapanaz wrote:
> Nicko hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
> Thunder crashed, Nicko laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>
>>I was out geocaching today and came upon a cute sign in a wee kiddie
>>park in some generic upscale subdivision in the SW suburbs, somewhere
>>around Lemont. It featured a pictogram that was a new one to me:
>>
>>http://www.kriho.com/arandomk/dawgdurtsign.jpg (SFW)
>
>
> ninja-dog, don't eat that rock with your ass!

If it's a ninja, then it's a turtle.

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pete

[Zapanaz]

pete hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;

with a good-sized ass-penis.

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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)...and says, "Here, you can go."
- Steven Wright

:: Currently listening to Bordel 1900, 2001, by Astor Piazzolla/Sergio & Odair Assad, from "Play Piazzolla"

[Mark Edwards]

No cluons were harmed when pete wrote:
>If it's a ninja, then it's a turtle.

You bet its sweet ass it is.

Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request