I Renounce Kibology and All It's Tenets!!!
mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu
I heard that in El Salvador they are doing spiritual things involving
scorpions, guacamole, and latex.
It just seems right for me.
mr dude
Matthew L. Martin
> I just think it is time to move on.
>
> I heard that in El Salvador they are doing spiritual things involving
>
> It just seems right for me.
IFYPFY.
Matthew
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Mark Edwards
>I heard that in El Salvador they are doing spiritual things involving
>scorpions, guacamole, and latex.
Hell, kibology has all that plus flaming rabbits, rabid tortoises, freshly
milked bullfrogs and gold lam� if you so desire (although flaming, rabid,
freshly milked gold lam� is asking a bit much).
Also, chainsaws!
Mark Edwards
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Eb Oesch
Oh dear. Did you not receive your Kibology membership packet? If not,
I would encourage you to request a new copy from the main office and
then read it thoroughly before you consider breaking your commitment
to the church. I would explain further, but one of the many ways we
encourage new members is by not revealing our policy on apostasy to
outsiders.
Could you have forgotten to fill out your formal application? If so,
don't worry. Just in case, I have sent a note to the office assuring
them that you are a member, so if you have not received your invoice
for the annual dues already, it should arrive within the week.
Bryce Utting
[attribution snipped in teh hope of SAVING HIS LIF!]
>> I just think it is time to move on.
>>
>> I heard that in El Salvador they are doing spiritual things involving
>> scorpions, guacamole, and latex.
>>
>> It just seems right for me.
>
> Oh dear. Did you not receive your Kibology membership packet? If not,
> I would encourage you to request a new copy from the main office and
> then read it thoroughly before you consider breaking your commitment
> to the church. I would explain further, but one of the many ways we
> encourage new members is by not revealing our policy on apostasy to
> outsiders.
yeah, yeah, but we can drop hints.
hey, remember that one apostate who came back from the dead? an',
an', remember how he was the only one EVER?
> Could you have forgotten to fill out your formal application? If so,
> don't worry. Just in case, I have sent a note to the office warning
> them that you are a member
IFYPFY.
butting
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Nicko
<foster...@gmail.com> wrote:
Who or what the fuck is "It"?
Dr. HotSalt
<foster...@gmail.com> wrote:
Wait; kibology has tenets?
> I just think it is time to move on.org.
IFYPFY.
> I heard that in El Salvador they are doing spiritual things involving
> scorpions, guacamole, and latex.
IWPTA El Segundo. And it didn't surprise me in the least.
> It just seems right for me.
Sure it's not a mistake?
Dr. Hot"towards my destination"Salt
mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu
>
> > It just seems right for me.
>
> Sure it's not a mistake?
>
> Dr. Hot"towards my destination"Salt
If there is a Bed, Bath and Beyond coupon involved I may come back.
mr dude
David DeLaney
>"mr d...@harvarduniversity.edu" <foster...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Wait; kibology has tenets?
AND parallelograms!
> Dr. Hot"towards my destination"Salt
Dave "quant. suff." DeLaney
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Glenn Knickerbocker
> Wait; kibology has tenets?
Judging from the subject line, it *is* tenets.
http://users.bestweb.net/~notr Burning and disfiguring an arm is NOTHING
�R - compared to Glenn Knickerbocker pulling off a decent bon mot. --Poot
bar...@bookpro.com
I was "It" on Sunday at one point, while playing telephone tag with
members of my family.
Followups set.
BW
Matthew L. Martin
Tenets two times five.
Eb Oesch
Last month I visited Woodward and Lothrop during Black Friday. There
was no one there but me and the clerks.
Then I woke up.
But it was no dream. Kibo had let me experience a taste of what is to
come. Someday I will escape this vale of tears, and when I do, I know
the clothes I purchased that night will be hanging in my walk-in
closet in the afterlife.
Enjoy your coupon.
-----------------------------------
50% off any duvet cover with purchase of any down quilt
at the BED, BATH AND BEYOND OF THE BEYOND
User must be redeemed before purchase. Coupon only usable after
expiration date.
Doctroid
"Matthew L. Martin" <not...@notnow.never> wrote:
> Glenn Knickerbocker wrote:
> > On Sun, 3 Jan 2010 19:30:06 -0800 (PST), Dr. HotSalt wrote:
> >> Wait; kibology has tenets?
> >
> > Judging from the subject line, it *is* tenets.
>
> Tenets two times five.
I'm pitching a tenet right now, IYKWIM, AITYD.
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Adam Funk
> On Jan 2, 7:05 pm, "mr d...@harvarduniversity.edu"
><foster...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Wait; kibology has tenets?
And operas?
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Mark Edwards
It was written:
>> Wait; kibology has tenets?
No cluons were harmed when Adam Funk wrote:
>And operas?
And box lunches! Which are really... um, never mind - ignore the turtle
onna stick.
pete
mr dude@harvarduniversity.edu
I have a feeling that I want Geraldo to enter kibology and open all
the vaults!!!
I sense that "some people" in kibology have stolen things from Al
Capone (not to mention my Bed,Bath and Beyond coupons).
If there is a criminal investigation, then so be it!
All I know is that when I became a kibolgist, I had a watch. Now the
watch is missing!!
Also, my Amish kibology friends have stopped making contact with me!
My close friends have told me Al Gore has a large hand in this!
Whatever happens, which will probably involve my own death, please
remember that the pun is the best form of humor EVER!!!
Bar none!!! (A bad name for a bar that wants people in it)
Bryce Utting
> All I know is that when I became a kibolgist, I had a watch. Now the
> watch is missing!!
you want a watch? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE WATCH.
> Also, my Amish kibology friends have stopped making contact with me!
10 quatloos sez they're on Facebook now.
butting
(dammit where's my sig?)
pete
>>Do you renounce Kibo and all his pomps?
> I have a feeling that I want Geraldo to enter kibology and open all
> the vaults!!!
I actually saw the entire special program,
and I'm still angry at Geraldo and I boycott FOX to this day
for that reason.
> I sense that "some people" in kibology have stolen things from Al
> Capone (not to mention my Bed,Bath and Beyond coupons).
>
>
> If there is a criminal investigation, then so be it!
>
> All I know is that when I became a kibolgist, I had a watch. Now the
> watch is missing!!
You weren't supposed to shake hands with anyone.
--
pete
Glenn Knickerbocker
>you want a watch? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE WATCH.
Wellduh. Why else do you think Cartier had to put a strap on it?
�R http://users.bestweb.net/~notr You are already too educated stupid to
understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube
David DeLaney
>mr du...@harvarduniversity.edu <fost...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Also, my Amish kibology friends have stopped making contact with me!
>
>10 quatloos sez they're on Facebook now.
I found out a couple weeks ago that that's apparently where the gaming
community in Knoxville hangs out now. Which creates a dilemma for me...
Dave