Wizard & Jittlov at Harvard!

[Mike Jittlov]

Kibo warns:
>BTW, Mike, please remember to "Convert To ASCII" in
>BBEdit before you post your curly quotes next time...

Huh?? There´$ nothing wrong, it´$ the late$t Hi-Tech $ystem-Acce$$!

Reposted, for those who missed it...

(To all emailers, especially regarding the "Virgin of Speed & Time"
posting -- Please pardon my lack of response, but my current net
connection is kind of slow (like, 16 baud), and every sentence
takes about 2 minutes to transmit/receive. This posting is about
all that's allowed, and consuming most of my virgin patience...)

From Jittlov's Mt. Email:
>When are you going to give another show, Mr. J? We miss you

That's because I try to stay a moving target. But as long as
I'm hiding away in the Macrocosmos Laboratory, Bob Doyle has
arranged a special show at a site Near You (if you live near
Boston, Massachusetts) -- just a neutron's throw from MIT!

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Mark that Star-Date -*- April 11, 1997 -*- 7:00pm & 9:30pm!
The Harvard University Science Center -- Hall C

*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*

[inline] Appearing Live -> MIKE
JITTLOV

[inline] [outline] [byline]

It's back, Mac, and stranger than ever! That thinly-veiled
satire of Di$ney Studios, and The Most Hollywood Movie Ever
Made -- featuring a native Hollywoodian swinging on the
Hollywood Sign(tm), then chased through downtown Hollywood
by the Hollywood Police! See the feature film that's just
TOO BIG to fit on most theater marquees!! It's...

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_T_H_E___W_I_Z_A_R_D___O_F___S_P_E_E_D___A_N_D___T_I_M_E_!
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Presented in Super-Stereophonic LaserDisc Projection
with TrueHue PixelVision 7.6beta2!

* Filmed on location before a live crew!
* Based upon an actual three-minute movie!
* Printed on the same film stock as "STAR WARS"!
* Funnier than "GONE WITH THE WIND" yet shorter!
* Watch guerrilla filmmaking at its kult klassiest,
and count how many mistakes YOU can spot!
* Try holding your breath during MJ's underwater scene!
* See famous actors and others who might not want the
world to know they were in this!
* Finally cure yourself of every compulsion to make an
autobiographical special effects tour de force!
* Winner of four significant awards - positive proof
that subliminal messages do work!

PLUS - appearing for the first time since his last time
many years ago, is the feature film's Director, Producer,
Writer, Editor, Animator, Key Schlepp, 500 mile-per-hour
road-racing Green Wizard, Internet Nerd, and yes, Living
Legend --> MIKE JITTLOV <-- together again, all-live,
in-person, onstage and uptight! Ask Mr. Wizard! Learn
how he created "The Nostradamus of Motion Pictures!"
Gasp in awe as Mike mentally answers all your questions,
while simultaneously rambling over fond memories of the
misbegotten cretins who run the entertainment business.

?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@

Still skeptical about this West Coast Creator of the Happy
Face? :) Then check out these actual Testimonial Quotes:

[v] "He is, I think, a genius!" - NBC's Regis Philbin
(commenting about the filmmaker)
[x] "What he did to me is mind-boggling!"
ABC's Christine Lund (regarding the film)
[^] "It's the most fun you'll have sitting in a chair!"
WPYXÕs Dr. Demento (ditto)
[*] Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide rates W.O.S.A.T. higher
than films with real scripts and budgets!

PLEASE - Do not handshake or bear-hug the filmmaker!
Do not take flash photographs of the screen!
8-@ Do not sell the videos you are secretly taping!

*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*

Admission to this One-of-a-Kind Special Event
(alright, so there're actually two) is a mere $5.00!

Netoholics! Get a Giant $1 Discount for a printout of this
ad from newsgroup alt.fan.mike-jittlov! And a Titanic $2
off if you wear a real costume and the ticket-taker believes
it! And the WizardÕs colorfully calligraphic autographs are
still FREE!! Because fantasy icons donÕt need to eat!!!

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During Jittlov's occasional thought-lapses, MIT students are
invited to join in an on-screen "LASER PEN BALLET", whilst
the audience hums "The Sleeping Beauty Waltz"!

But wait - there's MORE! For those still present and awake,
Mike Jittlov will personally screen 15 minutes of his latest
smash-hit-home-movie-in-progress, "THE HIKING VIKING", high
lighting his visit to Hell (a charming Norwegian town) and
his "Climb of the Virgins" (tall, breathtaking snowy peaks)
(mountains). This video is Rated PG for Pretty Good, with 3
seconds of safe foreign nudity somewhere, maybe.

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Poster by Jittlov -- Perfected by Kibo
Made possible by Holly & Bob Doyle
and The Desktop Video Group
Presented by Harvard Radcliffe Televison

(c) 1997 by Mike Jittlov, World Rights Reserved, like this
is really going to protect anything. For serious business
and marriage proposals please contact Jittlov in Hollywood...

_____________________________________ __ ._`.*.'_._ ____ __
Mike Jittlov - Wizard etc . . + *.o o.* `.`. +.
902 Maltman, LA, CA 90026 ' * . ' |\^/| `. * . *`
(213) 664-8626 (evenings) (:May All Your \V/ Good Dreams
jit...@erehwon.caltech.edu & Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:)
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[Rev. Jihad Frenzy]

In article <5i711g$h...@reddragon.empire.net>, jit...@Empire.Net (Mike
Jittlov) wrote:

>
> Mark that Star-Date -*- April 11, 1997 -*- 7:00pm & 9:30pm!
> The Harvard University Science Center -- Hall C
>
> *%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*
>
> [inline] Appearing Live -> MIKE
> JITTLOV
>
> [inline] [outline] [byline]
>
> It's back, Mac, and stranger than ever! That thinly-veiled
> satire of Di$ney Studios, and The Most Hollywood Movie Ever
> Made -- featuring a native Hollywoodian swinging on the
> Hollywood Sign(tm), then chased through downtown Hollywood
> by the Hollywood Police! See the feature film that's just
> TOO BIG to fit on most theater marquees!! It's...
>

And will the ever so-cool Running Wizard glyph buttons (you know the
bright green on the even brighter green rond buttons) be available for
sale to the Devout Pilgrims as Miraculous Relics?

"Look! It sticks to cloth BY ITSELF!" "It's a MIRACLE!"

I hope so, I need one.

--
Rev. Jihad Frenzy

"Take My Advice, Or I'll Spank You Without Pants!"