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Elijahovah

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Mar 27, 2009, 9:15:07 AM3/27/09
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water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
horizon
which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
water).
Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.

http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html

Boikat

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Mar 27, 2009, 9:26:32 AM3/27/09
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Can I have all your stuff after April 11th?

Boikat

harry k

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Mar 27, 2009, 9:32:55 AM3/27/09
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I wouldn't want it. It has to be all slimy with all that mental
masturbation he does.

Harry K

Boikat

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Mar 27, 2009, 10:25:30 AM3/27/09
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I'll just keep the non-sticky stuff.

Boikat

VoiceOfReason

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Mar 27, 2009, 10:36:22 AM3/27/09
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Enjoy your swim. Don't forget your water wings.

Greg G.

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Mar 27, 2009, 10:48:19 AM3/27/09
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The impact will knock off the slime.

Boikat

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Mar 27, 2009, 11:18:13 AM3/27/09
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I'll just hose everything off with a garden hose and some
disinfectant.

Boikat

Profit-of-Gloom

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Mar 27, 2009, 12:25:51 PM3/27/09
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"Boikat" <boi...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:79c69b1e-827e-432b...@a12g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...

Boikat

Sorry but he already promised it to me, along with his SSI crazy-checks.
;-)

Inez

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Mar 27, 2009, 12:37:11 PM3/27/09
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I thought all the land was supposed to drop a mile or so. Have you
changed to a new made-up catastrophe?

When nothing happens on April 10th are you going to make a new
prophecy or entertain the possibility that you might be crazy and seek
help?

johnetho...@yahoo.com

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Mar 27, 2009, 1:14:47 PM3/27/09
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He has predicted big disasters before. When they didn't happen he was
quiet for a while and then returned with new delusions and never
discussed the old ones. I expect that's what will happen again.

Bill

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Mar 27, 2009, 3:02:03 PM3/27/09
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Passover is April 8/9th.

You better wake up a day early.


All of that sinking continent stuff was giberish. It was a promise
never to "flood" the earth
again.


But I do know passover 2009 is one to remember.

Inez

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Mar 27, 2009, 3:58:50 PM3/27/09
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On Mar 27, 10:14 am, "johnethompson2...@yahoo.com"

I would be fascinated to know what it was like to be a person who
thought the world was going to come to an end, who knew it in their
very soul, and then had the day go just like normal. Will he spend
the morning praying in his basement, then slowly start spending more
and more time looking up at the sky? How will he feel in the evening
after it fails to happen. Disappointed? Relieved? This American
Life should do a story on Elijahovah and follow him around on April
9/10th.

Bill

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Mar 27, 2009, 4:31:18 PM3/27/09
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> 9/10th.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

April 8/9th.

Inez

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Mar 27, 2009, 4:51:55 PM3/27/09
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> April 8/9th

There is no point in trying to impose reality of Elijahova over the
internet, it has been tried and doesn't work. In his crazy world
maybe passover is the on the square root of negative first of April.

[M]adman

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Mar 27, 2009, 6:36:58 PM3/27/09
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Good. Right before tax season


Bill

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Mar 27, 2009, 6:42:28 PM3/27/09
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> Good. Right before tax season- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

4th & 5th in U.K.

The goverment, can't even wait for God.

Walter Bushell

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Mar 27, 2009, 7:26:10 PM3/27/09
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In article
<0583ed16-506b-4981...@j9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
Inez <savagem...@hotmail.com> wrote:

The experiment has been done before. The head of the cult loses some
sheep, but those that stay are very dedicated and will do anything for
their owner. This is the method that cult leaders get to take the
virginity of their flocks daughters, and sons if the leader wants. Or
even drink the Flavor Aide.

Bill

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Mar 27, 2009, 7:32:45 PM3/27/09
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On 27 Mar, 23:26, Walter Bushell <pr...@panix.com> wrote:
> In article

> The experiment has been done before. The head of the cult loses some
> sheep, but those that stay are very dedicated and will do anything for
> their owner.


So we can blame evolution?

VoiceOfReason

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Mar 27, 2009, 8:34:10 PM3/27/09
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Living so close to a primary target, I used to think that if I knew
the nukes were on the way, I'd crack open a beer, sit on the front
porch and watch the fireworks.


[M]adman

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Mar 27, 2009, 10:03:06 PM3/27/09
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Damn


[M]adman

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Mar 27, 2009, 10:04:43 PM3/27/09
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Gee. I wonder if evolution can pull the world out of this mess?

nawww.. don't think so!~

Dick C.

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Mar 28, 2009, 12:20:23 AM3/28/09
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VoiceOfReason <papa_...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:c9634c6e-2134-4d0a...@y13g2000yqn.googlegroups.com:

Living in the Seattle area, I always wondered what I would do, and
what would happen. I do know that I would try to avoid looking at
target areas, South end of Seattle, Bremerton area, Everett, just
to name a few areas that would have been targets.
For an idea of what it would have been like an interesting TV movie
made in the 80's dealt with a nuclear war, from the perspective of
of the midwest. Rather shocking to see a farmer in the
the field, or a family standing by their farm house watching the
missiles launch from the silos.
Made in 1983, "The Day After". Go to
<http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085404/> and read the readers reviews
to get an idea of the impact of this movie on the public.

--
Dick #1349
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety."
~Benjamin Franklin

Home Page: dickcr.iwarp.com
email: dic...@gmail.com

Chris

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Mar 28, 2009, 12:37:35 AM3/28/09
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On Mar 28, 12:20 am, "Dick C." <foo.dic...@toast.net> wrote:

I remember reading the book _Warday_ when I was younger. I was lying
in bed when I came to the part that said, "No one knows why, but the
missile targeted at Manhattan detonated one and a-quarter miles
northwest of Belmont race track." I stopped reading and looked
straight up, because that was exactly- and I mean car odometer exact,
1/20 of a mile at most- where I was when I read that.

Creeped me out, let me tell you.

Chris

Boikat

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Mar 28, 2009, 3:20:45 AM3/28/09
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Are you kidding?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

is a bear a Catholic?

Or better yet, is a trilobite a Cambrian Mammal?

Boikat

Boikat

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Mar 28, 2009, 3:18:23 AM3/28/09
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As far as Elijahovahs claims of "the end is at hand", there is no mess
to be pulled out of, and so, is not a problem for "evolution" to solve
or avert.

But then again, such stupidity can be expected from you, since you
think a trilobite is a cambrian mammal.


Boikat

Bill

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Mar 28, 2009, 5:56:48 AM3/28/09
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On 28 Mar, 07:20, Boikat <boi...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> On Mar 27, 6:32 pm, Bill <spintro...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On 27 Mar, 23:26, Walter Bushell <pr...@panix.com> wrote:
>
> > > In article
> > > The experiment has been done before. The head of the cult loses some
> > > sheep, but those that stay are very dedicated and will do anything for
> > > their owner.
>
> > So we can blame evolution?
>
> Are you kidding?


No he perfectly described "natural selection".

VoiceOfReason

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Mar 28, 2009, 7:12:43 AM3/28/09
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On Mar 28, 12:20 am, "Dick C." <foo.dic...@toast.net> wrote:

Yeah, I saw the movie long ago. It's better to go out with the first
flash.

Frank J

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Mar 28, 2009, 9:14:22 AM3/28/09
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On Mar 27, 9:26 am, Boikat <boi...@bellsouth.net> wrote:

> On Mar 27, 8:15 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
> > water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
> > Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
> > horizon
> > which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
> > The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
> > But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
> > out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
> > water).
> > Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>
> >http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html
>
> Can I have all your stuff after April 11th?
>
> Boikat

I noticed that one of the other trolls had a post about Passover '09.
Is this some urban legend?

Like the 12/21/12 end of the world that a buddy jokes about. He
pretends to be serious, but when I tell him to put his money where his
mouth is and furnish his house with all that stuff that says "pay
nothing un til 2013" he becomes silent.

Dana Tweedy

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Mar 28, 2009, 11:57:25 AM3/28/09
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If the above actually happens, we humans are probably screwed, but should
enough life forms survive, evolution will surely produce an entirely new
ecosystem from the survivors.

>
>
>
> nawww.. don't think so!~

Can you give any reasons why it would not? The Earth has weathered at
least 5 major extinction events, including one that ended approximately 98%
of all species alive at that time.

DJT


Bill

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Mar 28, 2009, 12:10:30 PM3/28/09
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> nothing un til 2013" he becomes silent.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -


Supposed to be a 7 year tribulation, starting in Sep 21/22nd 2007, and
ending oct 5th 2014.


There are 2 significant dates inbetween passover 2009, & Yom Kippur
2012.

That's 26th Sep 2012.


Boikat

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Mar 28, 2009, 1:14:33 PM3/28/09
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You should have simply said, "Yes, I'm kidding, and I agree, adman is
an idiot".

Boikat

J.J. O'Shea

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Mar 28, 2009, 8:18:22 PM3/28/09
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On Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:58:50 -0400, Inez wrote
(in article
<0583ed16-506b-4981...@j9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>):

I just want to meet a few of them. And have them sign over all their stuff to
me. If they're right, they'll never need it...

--
email to oshea dot j dot j at gmail dot com.

Rusty Sites

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Mar 28, 2009, 9:14:27 PM3/28/09
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i don't think so.

Boikat

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Apr 3, 2009, 11:56:39 PM4/3/09
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On Mar 27, 8:15 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
> Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
> horizon
> which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
> The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
> But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
> out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
> water).
> Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>
> http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html

Hey! One week to go!! Whoo-hooo!

Boikat

John S. Wilkins

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Apr 4, 2009, 12:10:58 AM4/4/09
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Boikat <boi...@bellsouth.net> wrote:

So I *don't* need to finish these talks?
--
John S. Wilkins, Philosophy, University of Sydney
scienceblogs.com/evolvingthoughts
But al be that he was a philosophre,
Yet hadde he but litel gold in cofre

Boikat

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Apr 4, 2009, 12:23:00 AM4/4/09
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On Apr 3, 11:10 pm, j...@wilkins.id.au (John S. Wilkins) wrote:
> Boikat <boi...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> > On Mar 27, 8:15 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> > > water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
> > > Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
> > > horizon
> > > which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
> > > The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
> > > But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
> > > out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
> > > water).
> > > Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>
> > >http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html
>
> > Hey!  One week to go!!  Whoo-hooo!
>
> So I *don't* need to finish these talks?

Of course you do. If you don't, people will think something is wrong,
then massive panic will set in!

Boikat

Elijahovah

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Apr 4, 2009, 9:22:09 AM4/4/09
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I remember watching THE DAY AFTER and because prophecy indicated
the parallel of rebuilding Jerusalem for 82-94 year from 537 BC
I also knew Armageddon was either 1997 or 2009
of which I rejected 2009 for insufficient evidence until it popped up
in 2007.

Since I know nuclear war is neutralized by natural Armageddon,
it has never phased me with any fear. But knowing the date 1997
took away 13 years of fearing any dramatization of 1983.
Obviously, perhaps this movie was God's intervention to stop the arms
race
as it has since done. That doesn't mean a nuke will never go off.
As far as asteroid goes this year.
It will hit this year. My personal choice is Passover.
But this is due to what I see as a significant sacrifice,
death to the bride of Jesus would to be significant by holiday
could also occur as a Yom Kippur atonement.
I in choosing the Passover full moon do so because records
indicate we do not visually see asteroids on days of full moon.
And as far as the bride being slaughtered willingly like Jesus,
since that occurs before intervention by asteroid, I have always
presumed that potential to be the atonement day before Passover
not after Passover, and thus my Yom Kippur posts in 1996
prior to asteroid Passover 1997. If you cannot follow the concepts
here
it is the same religious soul in you that prevents you from seeing
evolution,
and the same atheistic soul in you that prevents you from seeing
creation.
Your bulletin conversations are not a concept of teach me the things
you think, but rather a war to hate each other. Practice online, so
you can actually kill when the lines go down and you have to once
again
converse on the streets facing gun to gun.
Did you note averyone is buying ammunition based on the bill
that you will have to sign for it after July. Good way to stock up
fast
all the people who desire to kill each other. Apparently God and the
Devil
know you will soon need all these weapons you're all running out to
buy.

Wombat

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Apr 4, 2009, 11:10:48 AM4/4/09
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On 4 Apr, 15:22, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> I remember watching THE DAY AFTER and because prophecy indicated
> the parallel of rebuilding Jerusalem for 82-94 year from 537 BC
> I also knew Armageddon was either 1997 or 2009
> of which I rejected 2009 for insufficient evidence until it popped up
> in 2007.

You only realised in 2007 that 1997 was not the right date? I would
have thought that 00.01 on 1/1/1998 might have been a give away.

Wombat

Sapient Fridge

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Apr 4, 2009, 11:10:08 AM4/4/09
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In message
<17bb7590-877b-4d79...@a7g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,
Elijahovah <rsch...@wi.rr.com> writes

Sigh. And when 2009 ends without anything happening then you'll start
wittering about how you've noticed some paragraph or other which you
misinterpreted, and it's now definitely 2013 or something. Rinse, wash,
repeat.

Don't you nutters get bored of predicting the end of the world?
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Greg G.

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Apr 4, 2009, 12:21:12 PM4/4/09
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On Apr 4, 11:10 am, Sapient Fridge <use_reply_addr...@spamsights.org>
wrote:
> In message
> <17bb7590-877b-4d79-9b0c-9ae645144...@a7g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,
> Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> writes

One day, one of them will be right. Then you'll be sorry.

J.J. O'Shea

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Apr 4, 2009, 12:56:23 PM4/4/09
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On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 11:10:48 -0400, Wombat wrote
(in article
<a3301b04-abe1-4267...@o6g2000yql.googlegroups.com>):

>> I remember watching THE DAY AFTER and because prophecy indicated
>> the parallel of rebuilding Jerusalem for 82-94 year from 537 BC
>> I also knew Armageddon was either 1997 or 2009
>> of which I rejected 2009 for insufficient evidence until it popped up
>> in 2007.
>
> You only realised in 2007 that 1997 was not the right date? I would
> have thought that 00.01 on 1/1/1998 might have been a give away.

That's 'cause you can think.

Cory Albrecht

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Apr 4, 2009, 12:18:48 PM4/4/09
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Elijahovah wrote, On 04/04/09 09:22 AM:

> I remember watching THE DAY AFTER and because prophecy indicated
> the parallel of rebuilding Jerusalem for 82-94 year from 537 BC
> I also knew Armageddon was either 1997 or 2009
> of which I rejected 2009 for insufficient evidence until it popped up
> in 2007.

"Sufficient evidence" being that you already pseudo-prophesied that it
was going to be 1997 so 10 years later you finally had to admit your
mistake? Oh, wait, you never admit mistake - every time previous when
the time has passed for your prophecy without it happening, you never
mention it again and just start making new prophecies.

One week from now, when the asteroid you've been predicting 9 April
hasn't hit, and you promised restoration of teh vapour canopy hasn't
happened, what will you do?

Two weeks from now, when the continents have not dropped 6000 feet, as
per your claim, what will you do?

I'm guessing that you'll never mention those failed predictions ever again.

>
> Since I know nuclear war is neutralized by natural Armageddon,
> it has never phased me with any fear. But knowing the date 1997
> took away 13 years of fearing any dramatization of 1983.
> Obviously, perhaps this movie was God's intervention to stop the arms
> race

Then why is that arms race still happening? You're an absolutely crappy
prophet, Mr. Schiller.

Check back in two weeks when the asteroid hasn't hit, and if it has,
I'll buy you dinner.

Bob Casanova

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Apr 4, 2009, 4:13:33 PM4/4/09
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On Fri, 3 Apr 2009 21:23:00 -0700 (PDT), the following
appeared in talk.origins, posted by Boikat
<boi...@bellsouth.net>:

Oh, we can't have a massive panic a week before everyone
dies; someone might get hurt!
--

Bob C.

"Evidence confirming an observation is
evidence that the observation is wrong."
- McNameless

John S. Wilkins

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Apr 4, 2009, 10:38:53 PM4/4/09
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Bob Casanova <nos...@buzz.off> wrote:

Yeah, I never understood that justification in the end of the world as
we know it films...

unrestra...@hotmail.com

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Apr 5, 2009, 1:59:55 AM4/5/09
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On Apr 4, 6:22 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> I remember watching THE DAY AFTER and because prophecy indicated
> the parallel of rebuilding Jerusalem for 82-94 year from 537 BC
> I also knew Armageddon was either 1997 or 2009
> of which I rejected 2009 for insufficient evidence until it popped up
> in 2007.

In other words, you were wrong twice before, and you just made up
excuses. Damn. I was hoping you'd go away after the 11th, when you
realize that you wre wrong again.

But it looks like you're just going to make up another excuse.

<snip>

Kermit

raven1

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Apr 6, 2009, 1:43:41 AM4/6/09
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On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 06:22:09 -0700 (PDT), Elijahovah
<rsch...@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>If you cannot follow the concepts
>here it is the same religious soul in you that prevents you from seeing
>evolution, and the same atheistic soul in you that prevents you from seeing
>creation.

Or it could be that you're completely incoherent.

Inez

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Apr 6, 2009, 1:04:57 PM4/6/09
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On Mar 27, 6:15 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
> Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
> horizon
> which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
> The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
> But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
> out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
> water).
> Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>
> http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html

Only three shopping days left until the end of the world! I recommend
unseemly amounts of chocholate, which can be purchased in the shape of
a bunny this time of year.

John Stockwell

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Apr 6, 2009, 3:50:48 PM4/6/09
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So, when it doesn't happen this time, when is the next best
date for the end of everything? Are you going to go Mayan
on us and do 21 Dec 2012?

-John

David Iain Greig

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Apr 6, 2009, 6:37:49 PM4/6/09
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Boikat <boi...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> On Mar 27, 8:32 am, harry k <turnkey4...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Mar 27, 6:26 am, Boikat <boi...@bellsouth.net> wrote:

>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Mar 27, 8:15 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>> > > water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
>> > > Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
>> > > horizon
>> > > which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
>> > > The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
>> > > But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
>> > > out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
>> > > water).
>> > > Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>>
>> > >http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html
>>
>> > Can I have all your stuff after April 11th?
>>
>> > Boikat
>>
>> I wouldn't want it.  It has to be all slimy with all that mental
>> masturbation he does.
>
> I'll just keep the non-sticky stuff.

Certainly any actual works of science would be untouched.

--D.

John S. Wilkins

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Apr 6, 2009, 11:57:56 PM4/6/09
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Inez <savagem...@hotmail.com> wrote:

At least buy good chocolate. And since you don't have to care about
sustainability now, buy the most expensive kind, not that Green Label
stuff. You know, the kind that was grown using synthetic fertilisers.

Quantum Leaper

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Apr 7, 2009, 3:14:17 AM4/7/09
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John Stockwell wrote:

Sorry thats not the end of the world either, just a beginning of a new
cycle. What I find interest is the end of a Mayan cycle there are major
problems going on in the world, kind of like what happening now.


Inez

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Apr 9, 2009, 3:30:13 PM4/9/09
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On Mar 27, 6:15 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
> Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
> horizon
> which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
> The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
> But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
> out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
> water).
> Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>
> http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html

Today is the day! Get your umbrellas out folks, because the sky is
falling! Really, Elijahovah said so.

Caranx latus

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Apr 9, 2009, 4:02:03 PM4/9/09
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Where I am, there's complete cloud cover today so I probably won't
even get to see the end of the world. Bummer.

Burkhard

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Apr 9, 2009, 4:08:35 PM4/9/09
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Well, seems we survived another aaaaaaaa
aa
aa
aa
aa
aa
aaaargh

Inez

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Apr 9, 2009, 5:06:30 PM4/9/09
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> aaaargh-

So was that the sound of Burkhard being the only one raptured, or was
he the only evil person on earth and thus got a personal meteor? I
suppose either way it's too late to worry about it.

Boikat

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Apr 9, 2009, 7:19:01 PM4/9/09
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On Mar 27, 8:15 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
> Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
> horizon
> which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
> The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
> But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
> out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
> water).
> Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>
> http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html

Well, now. No comet yet, with a bit more than 5 1/2 hours to go in
the Central Time Zone.

Do you think I got enough time to run down to the grocery store for
some beer, hot-links, and some chips?


Boikat

Burkhard

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Apr 10, 2009, 8:33:57 AM4/10/09
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Hello? Hello? Anybody there? Wow it is hot in here. Can anybody open a
window please? Hey, mind where you go with that poker of yours, you
could easily take someone's eye out with that! Oh, so you have, I
see.... And what is that? What, a dial up modem?
Noooooooooooooooooooooo

John S. Wilkins

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Apr 10, 2009, 9:09:33 AM4/10/09
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Burkhard <b.sc...@ed.ac.uk> wrote:

Oh my god, hell is... 1992!

Dick C.

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Apr 10, 2009, 4:36:57 PM4/10/09
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Inez <savagem...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:81c8e955-ad2f-4668-a8e3-
3fdbf3...@u16g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:

Well, it didn't happen yesterday, but the sky is falling today. Damned
rain.

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deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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Martin Hutton

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Apr 10, 2009, 6:27:03 PM4/10/09
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On Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:09:33 -0400, John S. Wilkins <jo...@wilkins.id.au>
wrote:

All I got was an acoustic coupler and a compuserve account. *pout*

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Boikat

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Apr 10, 2009, 11:27:37 PM4/10/09
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On Mar 27, 8:15 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
> Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
> horizon
> which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
> The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
> But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
> out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
> water).
> Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>
> http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html


And another doomsday (tm) comes, and goes. Well, I guess,
technically, there's a few hours left, but I think by now, someone
would have noticed a comet big enough to destroy the Earth.

Better luck next time.

Boikat

Mike Painter

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Apr 11, 2009, 12:00:33 AM4/11/09
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I did NOT get the memo on this and it is 8:56pm here in California.
I warned you last time that this must not happen. All Christmas bonusus are
cancelled and next time heads will roll.

Wombat

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Apr 11, 2009, 3:48:32 AM4/11/09
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Any chance he'll reappear. No apology but just a new doonsday date.

Wombat

Elijahovah

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Apr 11, 2009, 4:03:56 AM4/11/09
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Know what it mans to accept Jehovah as he is.
To accept him as he is doesn't mean an asteroid does not strike this
year.
It does not mean it wont cause mantle meltdown and collapse this year.
But it does mean that the date of a collapse due to asteroid this year
is a different date than another type of continental collapse on
Passover
that of the President's bow to another king.

The State is a liar to say it is not a bow. The reaction of denial
is absolute proof of fear that everyone knows it was a bow.
Instead the State should have pointed out that there is a difference
between a bow which states this is my greatest honor to meet you
of all people even other kings and queens. Perhaps the State reply
should have been Let us ask all other kings and queens and presidents
if they are offended that they did not get the same bow.
It shouldn't be a question of what the people think but what other
rulers think. So I would say the world's continents indeed took
a plunge or collapse in not my way as I predicted but in Jehovah's
way by letting Jehovah be what he will be, it is his universe.
This does not eliminate the manner nor the year of Armageddon.
IT BEGINS IT

ELIJAH
And to think, my finger stood over a button deciding whether to
push it for a connection flight thru Istanbul that would have been
there all day at the same time... I too would bow in respect and
honor not worship nor even subservience since my God is higher than
these kings and I would go anywhere without government permit if that
God
declares I do so.

Elijahovah

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Apr 11, 2009, 4:13:29 AM4/11/09
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Know what it means to accept Jehovah as he is.

To accept him as he is doesn't mean an asteroid does not strike this
year. It does not mean it wont cause mantle meltdown and collapse this
year. But it does mean that the date of a collapse due to asteroid
this year is a different date than another type of continental
collapse on Passover that of the President's bow to another king.

The State is a liar to say it is not a bow. The reaction of denial is
absolute proof of fear that everyone knows it was a bow. Instead the
State should have pointed out that there is a difference between a bow
which states this is my greatest honor to meet you of all people even
other kings and queens. Perhaps the State reply should have been Let
us ask all other kings and queens and presidents if they are offended
that they did not get the same bow. It shouldn't be a question of what
the people think but what other rulers think. So I would say the
world's continents indeed took a plunge or collapse in not my way as I
predicted but in Jehovah's way by letting Jehovah be what he will be,
it is his universe. This does not eliminate the manner nor the year of
Armageddon.
IT BEGINS IT

It is like 1914, the shot that rang around the world.

ELIJAH
And to think, my finger stood over a button deciding whether to push
it for a connection flight thru Istanbul that would have been there
all day at the same time... I too would bow in respect and honor not
worship nor even subservience since my God is higher than these kings
and I would go anywhere without government permit if that God declares

I do so. Now I face another issue, the first time I have ever been
called to jury duty.

Sapient Fridge

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Apr 11, 2009, 6:03:10 AM4/11/09
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In message
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Elijahovah <rsch...@wi.rr.com> writes

No mention of your failed 9th April prophesy then? No surprise there.

Nutter.
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Boikat

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Apr 11, 2009, 7:35:24 AM4/11/09
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On Apr 11, 3:03 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> Know what it mans to accept Jehovah as he is.
> To accept him as he is doesn't mean an asteroid does not strike this
> year......

So, now it's some time "this year".

Can I have all your stuff on 1 Jan, 2010?

<snip remaining....stuff>

Boikat

Inez

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Apr 11, 2009, 8:41:15 AM4/11/09
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> ELIJAH
> And to think, my finger stood over a button deciding whether to push
> it for a connection flight thru Istanbul that would have been there
> all day at the same time... I too would bow in respect and honor not
> worship nor even subservience since my God is higher than these kings
> and I would go anywhere without government permit if that God declares
> I do so. Now I face another issue, the first time I have ever been
> called to jury duty.

Holy freaking cow! Now if that isn't a scary thought, I don't know
what is. Elijahovah sitting on someone's jury...

Be sure to tell them all about the asteroid coming and how Obama
bowing is a continental collapse. Don't leave out the long list of
dates either. That'll let them know what to do.

J.J. O'Shea

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Apr 11, 2009, 8:53:10 AM4/11/09
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On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:48:32 -0400, Wombat wrote
(in article
<1754e988-ab03-42d2...@a23g2000vbl.googlegroups.com>):

He already has.

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J.J. O'Shea

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Apr 11, 2009, 9:29:28 AM4/11/09
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On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:41:15 -0400, Inez wrote
(in article
<91923680-71fa-43f5...@c18g2000prh.googlegroups.com>):

Unless they're in Texas. Then they may let him stay.

TomS

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Apr 11, 2009, 9:36:04 AM4/11/09
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"On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:53:10 -0400, in article <grq3r...@news7.newsguy.com>,
J.J. O'Shea stated..."

>
>On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:48:32 -0400, Wombat wrote
>(in article=20>>> On Mar 27, 8:15=A0am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>=20

>>>> water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
>>>> Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
>>>> horizon
>>>> which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
>>>> The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
>>>> But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
>>>> out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
>>>> water).
>>>> Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>>>=20
>>>> http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.htm=
>l
>>>=20
>>> And another doomsday (tm) comes, and goes. =A0Well, I guess,

>>> technically, there's a few hours left, but I think by now, someone
>>> would have noticed a comet big enough to destroy the Earth.
>>>=20
>>> Better luck next time.
>>>=20
>>> Boikat
>>=20

>> Any chance he'll reappear. No apology but just a new doonsday date.
>>=20
>> Wombat
>>=20
>
>He already has.

For those who think that facts might someday convince the creationists
that maybe there is something to this evolution thing ...


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"As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand."
attributed to Josh Billings

Wombat

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Apr 11, 2009, 9:37:12 AM4/11/09
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On 11 Apr, 14:53, "J.J. O'Shea" <try.not...@but.see.sig> wrote:
> On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:48:32 -0400, Wombat wrote
> (in article
> <1754e988-ab03-42d2-9816-4e73c69cc...@a23g2000vbl.googlegroups.com>):

More's the shame. He's as incoherent as usual.

Wombat

wf3h

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Apr 11, 2009, 9:43:03 AM4/11/09
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On Apr 11, 4:03 am, Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> Know what it mans to accept Jehovah as he is.
> To accept him as he is doesn't mean an asteroid does not strike this
> year.
> It does not mean it wont cause mantle meltdown and collapse this year.
> But it does mean that the date of a collapse due to asteroid this year
> is a different date than another type of continental collapse on
> Passover
> that of the President's bow to another king.

did obama 'bow'? who knows. who cares

bush and cheney BOUGHT them and PAID them with the blood and money of
americans over the last 8 years. big, big difference


>
> ELIJAH
> And to think, my finger stood over a button deciding whether to
> push it for a connection flight thru Istanbul that would have been
> there all day at the same time... I too would bow in respect and
> honor not worship nor even subservience since my God is higher than
> these kings and I would go anywhere without government permit if that
> God
> declares I do so.

if you believed in god you'd be ranting about the routine use of
torture that the fundamentalist christian bush used against so many
people. you don't, of course....

your god is a false god


Dick C.

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Apr 11, 2009, 9:50:51 AM4/11/09
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Elijahovah <rsch...@wi.rr.com> wrote in news:d1eb3933-45d2-4f10-8a47-
61163b...@z19g2000vbz.googlegroups.com:

> Know what it mans to accept Jehovah as he is.
> To accept him as he is doesn't mean an asteroid does not strike this
> year.
> It does not mean it wont cause mantle meltdown and collapse this year.
> But it does mean that the date of a collapse due to asteroid this year
> is a different date than another type of continental collapse on
> Passover
> that of the President's bow to another king.

NO, you promised that it would happen on the 9th. We were ready for
all the neat things that would happen, but it didn't. We demand our
money back!


>
> The State is a liar to say it is not a bow. The reaction of denial
> is absolute proof of fear that everyone knows it was a bow.
> Instead the State should have pointed out that there is a difference
> between a bow which states this is my greatest honor to meet you
> of all people even other kings and queens. Perhaps the State reply
> should have been Let us ask all other kings and queens and presidents
> if they are offended that they did not get the same bow.
> It shouldn't be a question of what the people think but what other
> rulers think. So I would say the world's continents indeed took
> a plunge or collapse in not my way as I predicted but in Jehovah's
> way by letting Jehovah be what he will be, it is his universe.
> This does not eliminate the manner nor the year of Armageddon.
> IT BEGINS IT

WTF are you babbling about now?

Boikat

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Apr 11, 2009, 9:59:03 AM4/11/09
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Maybe he's having trouble adjusting to the new environment, what with
all the non-falling comet fragments, and the non-melted terrestrial
crust, and the non-shaking ground, and the non-inundation by displaced
oceans, and the lack of a newly formed vapor canopy. That woud be
very disorientating to someone who was all set to ride out the end of
the world, only to find things today pretty the same as they were
yesterday.

Of course he is making all sorts of excuses and claiming it's still
going to happen some time this year (or next year, some time this
decade, next decade, this century, next century, repete as required
until a big rock *does* hit.)

What really would be interesting too, would be to detect an asteroid
or comet on it's way to colide with the earth, but we have enough time
and the capability to do something about it.

The Doomsdayer will say, "See, the end is at hand!! I warned you and
it's God's punishment! and so on..."

Then, "Zot", we vaprorize it with a couple of dozen terra-watt+
lazers, or deflect it in some way.

Boikat

Boikat

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Apr 11, 2009, 10:04:58 AM4/11/09
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On Apr 11, 8:50 am, "Dick C." <foo.dic...@toast.net> wrote:
> Elijahovah <rschil...@wi.rr.com> wrote in news:d1eb3933-45d2-4f10-8a47-
> 61163ba28...@z19g2000vbz.googlegroups.com:

He's trying to change his "prediction" from actual to a metaphor.
That takes "moving the goal posts" to a whole new level.

Boikat

TomS

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Apr 11, 2009, 10:17:41 AM4/11/09
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"On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:04:58 -0700 (PDT), in article
<15d18285-685d-4954...@e12g2000vbe.googlegroups.com>, Boikat
stated..."

Reinterpreting the prophecy is not a novel reaction. See the Wikipedia
article "Great Disappointment". One example given there:

'They came to the conclusion that 鍍he sanctuary to be cleansed in
Daniel 8:14 was not the earth or the church, but the sanctuary in
heaven.納13] Therefore, the October 22 date marked not the Second
Coming of Christ, but rather a heavenly event.'

Boikat

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Apr 11, 2009, 10:42:47 AM4/11/09
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On Apr 11, 9:17 am, TomS <TomS_mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> "On Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:04:58 -0700 (PDT), in article
> <15d18285-685d-4954-a6af-95d3829de...@e12g2000vbe.googlegroups.com>, Boikat
> 'They came to the conclusion that “the sanctuary to be cleansed in

> Daniel 8:14 was not the earth or the church, but the sanctuary in
> heaven.”[13] Therefore, the October 22 date marked not the Second

> Coming of Christ, but rather a heavenly event.'

And that's when goal post catapults were invented....

:)

Boikat.

John Bode

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Apr 11, 2009, 11:10:46 AM4/11/09
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On Apr 11, 7:41 am, Inez <savagemouse...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > ELIJAH
> > And to think, my finger stood over a button deciding whether to push
> > it for a connection flight thru Istanbul that would have been there
> > all day at the same time... I too would bow in respect and honor not
> > worship nor even subservience since my God is higher than these kings
> > and I would go anywhere without government permit if that God declares
> > I do so. Now I face another issue, the first time I have ever been
> > called to jury duty.
>
> Holy freaking cow!  Now if that isn't a scary thought, I don't know
> what is.  Elijahovah sitting on someone's jury...
>

He won't be seated. Dude's clearly schizophrenic.

Wombat

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Apr 11, 2009, 12:25:00 PM4/11/09
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Read "The Hammer of God" by Arthur C. Clarke. The doomsayers
sabotaged the mission that was designed to save the Earth!

Wombat

Wombat

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Apr 11, 2009, 12:28:48 PM4/11/09
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Where TF does Elijahovah live. I want to be sure that if I am
naughty, he won't be on any jury near me!

Wombat

Jeff

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:26:38 PM11/27/09
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"Elijahovah" <rsch...@wi.rr.com> wrote in message
news:4cb6175a-1451-4ea3...@f19g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...

> water vapor canopy existed but not soource of waters.
> Under ground springs are a lie, it refers to water out of earth's
> horizon
> which is the oceans pouring in on sinking continents.
> The continents float, they do not sink when the mantle melts.
> But the melting mantle flows under the ocean floors which bulge
> out and melt when asteroid impact occurs (anywhere on land or in
> water).
> Next impact 2009 AD, i expect it Passover April 9/10.
>
> http://vocabmalone.blogspot.com/2007/08/water-vapor-canopy-theory.html
>


You are not a scientist so you must be saying things that others have
written or said. It's obvious you do not even understand what you are
saying. Many of the people here are quick to make predictions and yell them
at the top of their lungs. And they often make fun of those who don't agree.
Now that the date passed and you were once again wrong, as you always are,
why aren't you yelling an apology to everyone you mocked??

In the bible fiction book it says if you say something is going to happen
and it doesn't that you are a false prophet. I think it's time for you to
quit this nonsense. You need years of therapy and medications.

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