Re: Enema, Al Quaeda style
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
> I was trying to find under which sura of the Koran this new technique
> of suicide falls, but was not successful so far.
Its the shit happens sura.
> ===================================================
> AL QUAEDA BOMBERS LEARN FROM DRUG SMUGGLERS
>
> <<New Technique of Storing Bomb Materials Inside Body Cavity Nearly
> Kills a Saudi Prince>>
>
> http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/28/eveningnews/main5347847.shtml?tag=contentMain;contentBody
>
> Play CBS Video
> VIDEO
> Storing Bombs Inside Bodies
>
> Security officials are concerned over a tactic newly employed by al
> Qaeda. Sheila MacVicar reports suicide bombers are now storing
> explosives inside their bodies in order to avoid detection.
>
> PHOTO
Yuck!
> Suicide bomber Abdullah Asieri, avoided detection by two sets of
Arse-ieri? LOL!
> airport security and palace security by smuggling a pound of high
> explosives, plus a detonator in his rectum. (CBS)
> STORIES
> Pakistan Suicide Bombs Kill 16, Wound 150
> Terrorism Mastermind Noordin Top Killed
> (CBS) Al Qaeda has developed a new tactic that allows suicide bombers
> to breach even the tightest security, as CBS News correspondent Sheila
The tightest?
> MacVicar reports.
>
> Inside a Saudi palace, the scene was the bloody aftermath of an al
Bloody? More like a shitty one!
> Qaeda attack in August aimed at killing Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef,
> head of Saudi Arabia's counter terrorism operations.
>
> To get his bomb into this room, Abdullah Asieri, one of Saudi Arabia's
> most wanted men, avoided detection by two sets of airport security
> including metal detectors and palace security. He spent 30 hours in
> the close company of the prince's own secret service agents - all
> without anyone suspecting a thing.
>
> How did he do it?
>
> Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled
> drugs in body cavities - Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a
> detonator inserted in his rectum.
>
> This was a meticulously planned operation with al Qaeda once again
> producing something new: this time, the Trojan bomber.
>
> The blast left the prince lightly wounded - a failure as an
> assassination, but as an exercise in defeating security, it was
> perfect.
>
> The bomber persuaded the prince he wanted to leave al Qaeda, setting a
> trap.
>
> Al Qaeda has an animated movie showing the meeting between the bomber
> and the prince. Asieri says more senior al Qaeda figures want to
> surrender and convinces the prince to talk to them on a cell phone.
>
> In the conversation recorded by al Qaeda, you hear a beep in the
> middle of two identical phrases that are repeated by the bomber and
> his handler.
>
> Explosives experts tell CBS News that beep was likely a text message
> activating the bomb concealed inside Asieri.
>
> The Trojan bomber hands the phone to Prince Mohammed. He's standing
> next to him, and 14 seconds later, he detonates.
>
> "This is the nightmare scenario," said Chris Yates, an aviation
> security consultant.
>
> On a plane at altitude, the effects of such a bomb could be
> catastrophic. And there is no current security system that could stop
> it.
>
> "Absolutely nothing other than to require people to strip naked at the
> airport," said Yates.
>
> And al Qaeda says it will share its new technique via the Internet
> very soon. There is nothing that can stop that either.
I'd like to know how he can go 30 hours without taking a dump. Was he constipated?
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wrote:
> Mirza Ghalib wrote:
> > I was trying to find under which sura of the Koran this new technique
> > of suicide falls, but was not successful so far.
>
> Its the shit happens sura.
>
>
>
>
>
> > ===================================================
> > AL QUAEDA BOMBERS LEARN FROM DRUG SMUGGLERS
>
> > <<New Technique of Storing Bomb Materials Inside Body Cavity Nearly
> > Kills a Saudi Prince>>
>
> - KRudd at his finest.
>
> "The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
> - Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.
>
> "This is the recession we had to have!"
> - Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.
>
> "Silly old bugger!"
> - Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
> responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.
>
> "By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
> - Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.
>
> "A billion trees ..."
> - Borke, pissed as a newt again.
>
> "Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
> general!"
> - Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
> appointee for Governor General John Kerr.
>
> "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB CUNT!"
> - FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.
>
> "I don't care what you fuckers think!"
> - KRudd the KRude at his finest again.
>
> "We'll just change it all when we get in."
>
> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
>
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They were utilising their grabasstic tendencies..
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
Ah, I might have known. Thanks for keeping me informed.
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