alien insurance -- special for emacs users
Dave Unreal
Are you afraid of being abducted by aliens because of your
superior intelligence and their desire to know the secrets
of Emacs? At Unreal Insurance we can offer US$1,000,000
cover against alien abduction for the low low price of
$150 per annum.
Don't delay! Psychological treatment following alien
abduction is expensive and you could put your family's
finance at risk if you're not covered. We offer
ultra-fast claims processing -- 95% of claims are paid
within 7 days of proof of alien abduction.
Call today! As a special offer if you sign up before the
31st of October your policy will include double-indemnity
on anal probing, at no extra cost.
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Disclosures: Unreal Insurance is underwritten by UIG, the
Unreal Insurance Group. Not afflicated with AIG, the
American International Group. UIG has more than twice the
capital adequacy of AIG (inasmuch as anyone can have more
than twice zero).