Catholics believe that God is made out of bread

[Zacharias Mulletstein]

Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ. This means that Catholics
believe that God is made out of crackers. Why don't they elect the
Pillsbury Dough Boy as the next Pope? The Catholics believe in some
outlandish non-Biblical shit, but this may take the case.

[Mike Lovell]

On 2012-06-24, Zacharias Mulletstein <zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> [...] Why don't they elect the Pillsbury Dough Boy as the next Pope? [...]

That was actually pretty funny. A first!

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[Devils Advocaat]

On Jun 24, 10:50 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"

<zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
> becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.

It's called transubstantiation.

> This means that Catholics
> believe that God is made out of crackers.

No they don't Zach.

> Why don't they elect the
> Pillsbury Dough Boy as the next Pope?

Because the dough boy isn't a real person.

> The Catholics believe in some
> outlandish non-Biblical shit,

Go read the account of the last supper.

Find the words "this is my body" and "this is my blood".

Note that Jesus didn't say "this represents".

He said "this is", the original Greek "touto esti" literally
translates as "this thing it is".

> but this may take the biscuit.

Last word corrected free of charge.

[Les Hellawell]

On Mon, 25 Jun 2012 08:12:32 -0700 (PDT), Devils Advocaat
<manky...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Jun 24, 10:50 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
><zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>> Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
>> becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.
>
>It's called transubstantiation.
>
>> This means that Catholics
>> believe that God is made out of crackers.
>
>No they don't Zach.
>
>> Why don't they elect the
>> Pillsbury Dough Boy as the next Pope?
>
>Because the dough boy isn't a real person.
>
>> The Catholics believe in some
>> outlandish non-Biblical shit,
>
>Go read the account of the last supper.
>
>Find the words "this is my body" and "this is my blood".
>
>Note that Jesus didn't say "this represents".

He probably thought that fact was so obvious he didn't
needed say it. One must remember, of
course that author was not one of the twelve there
so his report is at least second hand from somebody
who had been on the wine at the shindig and whose
recollection may have been a bit 'woozy'

>He said "this is", the original Greek "touto esti" literally
>translates as "this thing it is".

Well, that is what he is reported as saying.


Les Hellawell
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[Father Haskell]

On Jun 24, 5:50 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"

Guess what you can make LSD from.

[duke]

On Mon, 25 Jun 2012 08:12:32 -0700 (PDT), Devils Advocaat <manky...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Jun 24, 10:50 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
><zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>> Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
>> becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.
>
>It's called transubstantiation.
>
>> This means that Catholics
>> believe that God is made out of crackers.
>
>No they don't Zach.

Let him go. He's burning his bridge to heaven anyway for denying Jesus.

>> Why don't they elect the
>> Pillsbury Dough Boy as the next Pope?
>Because the dough boy isn't a real person.

>> The Catholics believe in some
>> outlandish non-Biblical shit,
>Go read the account of the last supper.

>Find the words "this is my body" and "this is my blood".
>Note that Jesus didn't say "this represents".

DA, I'm surprised at you, actually posting truth about God. That makes me very
pleased with you.

>He said "this is", the original Greek "touto esti" literally
>translates as "this thing it is".

The dukester, American-American
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[duke]

On Mon, 25 Jun 2012 19:32:12 +0100, Les Hellawell <l...@nowhere.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 25 Jun 2012 08:12:32 -0700 (PDT), Devils Advocaat
><manky...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Jun 24, 10:50�pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>><zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>>> Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
>>> becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.
>>
>>It's called transubstantiation.
>>
>>>�This means that Catholics
>>> believe that God is made out of crackers.
>>
>>No they don't Zach.
>>
>>>�Why don't they elect the
>>> Pillsbury Dough Boy as the next Pope?
>>
>>Because the dough boy isn't a real person.
>>
>>> The Catholics believe in some
>>> outlandish non-Biblical shit,
>>
>>Go read the account of the last supper.
>>
>>Find the words "this is my body" and "this is my blood".
>>
>>Note that Jesus didn't say "this represents".

>He probably thought that fact was so obvious he didn't
>needed say it.

Nah, not mullet.

> One must remember, of
>course that author was not one of the twelve there
>so his report is at least second hand from somebody
>who had been on the wine at the shindig and whose
>recollection may have been a bit 'woozy'

2nd hand thousands of times. The author is reporting what the new people of God
were saying 30-60 years after the resurrection.

>>He said "this is", the original Greek "touto esti" literally
>>translates as "this thing it is".
>Well, that is what he is reported as saying.

Yep. And thousands and thousands then were pushing the same idea.