How To Hide Your Genitals When Flying
Tracey12
going to be a real pain, but most importantly, you hate the idea of
the airport storing a copy of your naked body. There is a simple
solution:
Soon, underwear mfg's will produce metallic underwear which is just
normal underwear with metallic threads woven into the fabric which
reflect the microwave energy of the scanner just like your microwave
oven reflects its energy when you use a metal container in the oven.
HOWEVER, until such time that you can find semi-metallic drawers to
wear, you can simply place a small piece of aluminum foil like the
kind you wrap your turkey with inside your panties. This will totally
block the microwave scanner from photographing your genitals. Should
the airport ask you to remove the foil, you simply reach into your
panties and pull it out, but theres a good chance they won't. If you
want o be creative, use a black marker and print
"I Voted For Obama" on the foil.
edi...@netpath.net
lobbyists to get both full-body scanners and feel-ups ("pat-downs")
ended. The depression is on our side; this is the last time they can
afford a boycott.
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Editor RadioTalkingPoints
advice to pretty ladies, because I know once they fail the first
scanning machine, I can watch the look on their face when they come
out of the room with the lady and the little rubber glove.......and of
course the girl doctor chair?
Microwaves? Screw that, what if they don't pass through your body and
bounce around cooking your jewels because you decide to put aluminum
foil in your diaper? Your genitals are geometric shapes of no value
to others on film. You could also automatically black out the face or
head (no reason to scan that since we can see it).
I don't trust the health implications of these scanning machines, I
would rather get a human inspection than some machine microwaving or x-
raying me constantly. I find these arguments silly (and I hate the
process) when we have thousands of employees every day in America
exposing their genitals in order to satisfy drug testing requirements,
and they are not using expensive microwave or other scanning machines.
Since it is technically against your will, I would not view it as a
sin either (to expose your genitals for security scans, etc.) Knowing
that my drug test saved someone from getting killed in a drug deal
gives me peace of mind (by limiting the spread of drugs).
Sueki Tartridge
I'm considering hiding a banana or 14 inch dildo in my underwear the
next time I fly. Then listen for the screams from the nose
picking,masturbating negro TSA agent when they ogle the schlong
hanging down my leg. Prolly get me kicked off the flight but it'll be
worth it.
Btw,I don't think you want tin foil in your shorts when they
microwave you. You might have a small brush fire. Put a piece of foil
in your microwave at home and watch what happens. FIREWORKS !!
Sueki Tartridge
So you don't mind some $6 an hour,crabs infected,nappy headed negro
TSA agent beatin' his meat to your 12 year old daughter's nubbin tits
and bald twat? You prolly don't care about your wife but you know how
negroes luv dem plump white women !! Btw,do you actually feel safer
knowing an 85 year old grandmother or disabled WW2 war hero is nuked
while Ahmed strolls onto your aircraft without being checked for fear
of "hurting his feelings"? You know NOTHING is gonna change. Just
$BILLIONS more going into some lobbyist's pocket for useless body
scanners. It' just a matter of time before hundreds more Americans die
while Obama plays golf and congress works behind closed doors passing
nationalised healthcare and "Immigration reform" then the blame game
will start all over again.
Kevin Cunningham
OK, got any comments about the racism of the right wing?
Pretty obvious.......
Tracey12
Let's watch the disinformation here. The truth is, small amounts of
aluminum foil in your panties will fully block the microwaves beamed
at you. The power of those microwaves is nothing close to the power
of your food cooking microwave oven. The aluminum foil will not cause
you any problems whatsoever. Be sure to write on the foil that phrase
"Obama Loves Me", or "I voted For The King". Both will be seen in the
picture they make of your body and your welfare checks will double.
(the checks youll get when you lose your job soon).
Sueki Tartridge
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"Racism?? WTF ?? Is EVERYTHING about race to you bone chrushingly
ignorant progressives??!! SSSHHHEEESSHH !!!
buzz
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada described in private
then-Sen. Barack Obama as "light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect,
unless he wanted to have one."
Got any comments about the racism of the simple-minded dummycrat
left-wing, Kevieboy?
Barack Hussein Obama...mmm mmm mmm
Send HIM to Pakistan to fight Osama...mmm mmm mmm
Simple-minded lying dummycrats (the party that birthed the KKK) and
liberals...morons electing morons.
Tracey12
What you have encountered is the Democrat Double Standard. Hairy Reed
can talk all day about Obama's color, or lack of a negro dialect, but
let one word of that pass your lips, and democrats will jump all over
you as they scream "racist", their favorite word in the entire
dictionary.
Kevin Cunningham
And what you are seeing is the complete, utter hypocrisy of the right
wing. Trent Lott spent lots of time lovingly praising Strom Thurman,
a person who ran for president by opposing all African-American
rights. And good 'ole Trent was a member of the White Citizens
Council. Minor difference there.
You supported and promoted an admitted member of a racist organization
when he praised a known segregationist. Reid supported Obama, he did
use words stupidly but he is far from the first.
Now you are willing to revisit your support for segregation and
segregationists.
You go!