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Bi...@believer.org

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Oct 7, 2008, 8:41:10 AM10/7/08
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In alt.religion.christian Andrew <andrew....@usa.net> wrote:

> But if you honestly want to know WHO God is, then you need
> to look to Jesus Christ who was lifted up on the cross for you.

Jesus Christ willfully died. He could hve prevented it, but He so loved
the world that he sent himself to die on a cross to save your soul from
His Eternal Damnation.

Barak Obama doesn't quite measure up to that, eh?

Jack

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Oct 7, 2008, 8:47:17 AM10/7/08
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If Obama killed himself then how could he be President?


Tim Miller

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Oct 7, 2008, 8:48:49 AM10/7/08
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Bi...@Believer.org wrote:
> In alt.religion.christian Andrew <andrew....@usa.net> wrote:
>
>> But if you honestly want to know WHO God is, then you need
>> to look to Jesus Christ who was lifted up on the cross for you.
>
> Jesus Christ willfully died. He could hve prevented it, but He so loved
> the world that he sent himself to die on a cross to save your soul from
> His Eternal Damnation.

That cheap parlor trick? Some "sacrifice". He knew he'd be
coming right back.

> Barak Obama doesn't quite measure up to that, eh?

Maybe not. But at least Barak Obama is real.

Bi...@believer.org

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Oct 7, 2008, 9:17:32 AM10/7/08
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Exactly! Barak HUSSEIN Obama ALWAYS puts himself first, and America
a distant second.

Jack

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Oct 7, 2008, 9:17:52 AM10/7/08
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What a stupid jerk.


Bi...@believer.org

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Oct 7, 2008, 9:24:44 AM10/7/08
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> What a stupid jerk.

You can always tell when The Godless Liberal has lost an arguement. He
name-calls.

If you think that Jesus Christ is a stupid jerk, then Oba'ama is your
candidate.

Jack

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Oct 7, 2008, 9:28:29 AM10/7/08
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I would never call Jesus Christ a stupid jerk. And as far as the election
goes, it doesn't matter anymore cause the powers of satan have it wrapped up
since John dropped out of Michigan & etc.


Kate

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Oct 7, 2008, 10:03:02 AM10/7/08
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How dare he not kill himself. America needs suicides!

towelie

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Oct 7, 2008, 10:08:54 AM10/7/08
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And, regardless of what you Republican Christian nutcases claim, he's not
the devil.


towelie

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Oct 7, 2008, 10:09:42 AM10/7/08
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Then why aren't McCAIN and Sarah Paliban martyrs?


Leo Marx

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Oct 7, 2008, 10:27:40 AM10/7/08
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You are correct. He doesn't measure up to an ignorant myth.

John Baker

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:16:14 PM10/7/08
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On Tue, 7 Oct 2008 12:41:10 +0000 (UTC), Bi...@Believer.org wrote:

>In alt.religion.christian Andrew <andrew....@usa.net> wrote:
>
>> But if you honestly want to know WHO God is, then you need
>> to look to Jesus Christ who was lifted up on the cross for you.
>
>Jesus Christ willfully died. He could hve prevented it, but He so loved
>the world that he sent himself to die on a cross to save your soul from
>His Eternal Damnation.

Jebus took the weekend off for my sins. Big deal.

If I lay down *my* life for someone, I'm not coming back in three
days. *That's* a *real* sacrifice, Sunshine.

>
>Barak Obama doesn't quite measure up to that, eh?

He doesn't quite measure up to Superman either, but that's hardly
relevant, is it?

Did you have a point other than the one under your hat?


>

John Baker

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:25:46 PM10/7/08
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On Tue, 7 Oct 2008 13:24:44 +0000 (UTC), Bi...@Believer.org wrote:

>In alt.religion.christian Jack <furgfu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Bi...@Believer.org wrote:
>> > In alt.religion.christian Jack <furgfu...@yahoo.com>
>> > wrote:
>> >> Bi...@Believer.org wrote:
>> >>> In alt.religion.christian Andrew
>> >>> <andrew....@usa.net> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> But if you honestly want to know WHO God is, then you
>> >>>> need
>> >>>> to look to Jesus Christ who was lifted up on the cross
>> >>>> for you.
>> >>>
>> >>> Jesus Christ willfully died. He could hve prevented it,
>> >>> but He so loved the world that he sent himself to die on
>> >>> a cross to save your soul from His Eternal Damnation.
>> >>>
>> >>> Barak Obama doesn't quite measure up to that, eh?
>> >
>> >> If Obama killed himself then how could he be President?
>> >
>> > Exactly! Barak HUSSEIN Obama ALWAYS puts himself first,
>> > and America a distant second.
>
>> What a stupid jerk.
>
>You can always tell when The Godless Liberal has lost an arguement. He
>name-calls.

Referring to you as a stupid jerk isn't name-calling, Sport. It's a
simple observation.

>
>If you think that Jesus Christ is a stupid jerk, then Oba'ama is your
>candidate.

Jesus Christ isn't running for President, now, is he?

And if he were, he wouldn't be a Republican.

John Baker

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:26:53 PM10/7/08
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On Tue, 7 Oct 2008 13:17:32 +0000 (UTC), Bi...@Believer.org wrote:


Hmmm. And on that note, I'm tempted to call Loki.


Jack

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:32:54 PM10/7/08
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Yeah, it's a joke.


Pink Freud

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:40:31 PM10/7/08
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"Jack" <furgfu...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:x9idnRDo3cIZ_HbV...@posted.echolabs...

Heh, heh. "Jerk". Heh.

Good one.

--

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The Wildhearts

Tim McGaughy

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Oct 7, 2008, 1:07:26 PM10/7/08
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Bi...@Believer.org wrote:
> In alt.religion.christian Andrew <andrew....@usa.net> wrote:
>
>> But if you honestly want to know WHO God is, then you need
>> to look to Jesus Christ who was lifted up on the cross for you.
>
> Jesus Christ willfully died. He could hve prevented it, but He so loved
> the world that he sent himself to die on a cross to save your soul from
> His Eternal Damnation.

He couldn't have just said, "Hey, guys, I forgive you"?

Jack

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Oct 7, 2008, 1:16:36 PM10/7/08
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Pink Freud wrote:
> "Jack" <furgfu...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:x9idnRDo3cIZ_HbV...@posted.echolabs...
>> Bi...@Believer.org wrote:
>>> In alt.religion.christian Jack <furgfu...@yahoo.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> Bi...@Believer.org wrote:
>>>>> In alt.religion.christian Andrew
>>>>> <andrew....@usa.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> But if you honestly want to know WHO God is, then you
>>>>>> need
>>>>>> to look to Jesus Christ who was lifted up on the
>>>>>> cross for you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jesus Christ willfully died. He could hve prevented
>>>>> it, but He so loved the world that he sent himself to
>>>>> die on a cross to save your soul from His Eternal
>>>>> Damnation. Barak Obama doesn't quite measure up to that, eh?
>>>
>>>> If Obama killed himself then how could he be President?
>>>
>>> Exactly! Barak HUSSEIN Obama ALWAYS puts himself first,
>>> and America a distant second.
>>
>> What a stupid jerk.
>>
>
> Heh, heh. "Jerk". Heh.
>
> Good one.

Yeah Barack is a jerk for not killing himself for the country. It's a joke,
son.


SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim

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Oct 7, 2008, 2:19:47 PM10/7/08
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<Bi...@Believer.org> wrote in message news:gcfld6$s4p$2...@reader1.panix.com...

but at least obama doesn't murder 200,000 people with tsunamis like the
COLD-HEARTED BASTARD christian god does


SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim

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Oct 7, 2008, 2:21:22 PM10/7/08
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<Bi...@Believer.org> wrote in message news:gcfld6$s4p$2...@reader1.panix.com...
> In alt.religion.christian Andrew <andrew....@usa.net> wrote:
>
>> But if you honestly want to know WHO God is, then you need
>> to look to Jesus Christ who was lifted up on the cross for you.
>
> Jesus Christ willfully died. He could hve prevented it, but He so loved
> the world that he sent himself to die on a cross to save your soul from
> His Eternal Damnation.

oh horseshit, the COLD-HEARTED BASTARD christian god could have just said
VIOLA your sins are forgiven, but instead the pile of shit christian sky
pixie sent his only son down to earth for the sole purpos of being killed to
forgive sin which the dumbass motherfucker christian god created in the
first goddamn place

Jack

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Oct 7, 2008, 2:22:01 PM10/7/08
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That's setting the bar pretty low.


TimK

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Oct 7, 2008, 4:34:00 PM10/7/08
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<Bi...@Believer.org> wrote in message news:gcfld6$s4p$2...@reader1.panix.com...

Yeah but fortunately he's running for president, not savior, you fucking
moron.


TimK

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Oct 7, 2008, 4:34:38 PM10/7/08
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<Bi...@Believer.org> wrote in message news:gcfnur$mua$5...@reader1.panix.com...

So now YOU'RE Christ, huh?


Douglas Berry

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Oct 7, 2008, 7:33:08 PM10/7/08
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On Tue, 7 Oct 2008 12:41:10 +0000 (UTC) Bi...@Believer.org carved the
following into the hard stone of alt.atheism
>In alt.religion.christian Andrew <andrew....@usa.net> wrote:
>
>> But if you honestly want to know WHO God is, then you need
>> to look to Jesus Christ who was lifted up on the cross for you.
>
>Jesus Christ willfully died. He could hve prevented it, but He so loved
>the world that he sent himself to die on a cross to save your soul from
>His Eternal Damnation.

And then got up two days later with no damage at all. Big freaking
deal. I went through worse for longer with cancer and chemotherapy.

>Barak Obama doesn't quite measure up to that, eh?

He's real. And I'm electing a President, not a hippie socialist who
wants me to lay down my arms and let myself be killed.
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source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein

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