Bible Law vs. Brick Law
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
confused by the Bible...
And remember, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass!"
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/
"Ever performed a magic trick for your friends? Committed adultery?
Worshipped an idol? Are you cowardly? How about filthy? Have you ever
told a lie? If so, bad news. You are going to be ceaselessly tortured
for all eternity.
Good news, though, if you are a male Jewish virgin. A lucky 144,000 of
you are going to get to live on the New Improved Earth with Yahweh.
Sound fun? Did I mention the whole place is made out of gold? And has
good water and 12 kinds of fruit all year round? Pretty sweet, huh?
Plus, there will be no crying, no pain, and no death. And everybody
gets a cool tattoo of Yahweh's name on their forehead and worships
Yahweh to his face!
But guess what? No chicks. And no being sad about your loved ones
being eternally roasted in flames while you bask in Yahweh's glow."
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"In the jungle you use your common sense as well as judge the rights
of other species before you accept a moral code"
TheTibetanMonkey
> On Dec 21, 2:42 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
>
> > One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-
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> > The bible is like a comic book in a way.
>
> So is $#it-flinging Monkey-Boy
>
More respect, please. "Tibetan Monkey," they call me.
Anyways, and this is a new theory I put forth, Eve didn't eat the
fruit the serpent told her. Eve had sex with the snake! They couldn't
tell that openly (like the DaVinci code) because it would turn the
world upside down.
Then God got so enraged (who wouldn't) with the affair that he doomed
all of us to eternal sexual desire. Of course, bestialism was the
event.
Lady Azure, Baroness o de North Pole
> I guess you better use your best common sense before you get mentally
> confused by the Bible...
What I keep saying but no one wants to listen, they keep claiming my Family are
Gods so I am some Nut for being their Heir.
Lady Azure, Baroness o de North Pole
> On Dec 21, 4:10 pm, whistler <azwhist...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Dec 21, 2:42 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
> >
> > > One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-
> >
> > > The bible is like a comic book in a way.
> >
> > So is $#it-flinging Monkey-Boy
> >
>
> More respect, please. "Tibetan Monkey," they call me.
GOD, ELPH, er Shiva?, called ME:
"LOTUS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Unicorn.
The Red Bull who is the Oxi of the Wilderness, (The Stagg)
Heir of King Yue, the Fishman who was descended from the Hyksus, and
married Maob.
The House of "TARA"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My family are the Art Uir.
TheTibetanMonkey
You sound like the Black Sheep of the story...
HOW THE BLACK SHEEP WAS EXPELLED
One day the Lion, who had been thinking how to best eat the sheep,
decided to dress as one of them... This way the common sheep trusted
the new sheep more and more every day, some confessing to him, others
voting for him, and most allowing to be fleeced by him...
Meanwhile, the Black Sheep --who was able to see through camouflage--
thought this way: "If he lies, and takes the lion's share, lion he
is..."
And that's the reason why from then on the Black Sheep wasn't allowed
to mingle anymore with the simple and common sheep...
Lady Azure, Baroness O de North Pole.
On Dec 22, 1:30 am, "Lady Azure, Baroness o de North Pole"
<laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:
> TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle wrote:
> > I guess you better use your best common sense before you get mentally
> > confused by the Bible...
>
> What I keep saying but no one wants to listen, they keep claiming my Family are
> Gods so I am some Nut for being their Heir.You sound like the Black Sheep of the story...
X marks the Spot.
"As Above so Below".
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Little Red Oxi, who gets the "Joy" of pulling the Cart.
While the Starving Masses chase him screaming, "MEAT"!!!!!!!!