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Tang Huyen

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Dec 6, 2004, 7:46:32 AM12/6/04
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MDHJWH wrote:

> "Julianlzb87"
>
> > JulianLZB87
>
> > "Tom"
>
> > > Useful? How useful is Zen?
>
> > or, How Zen is useful?
>
> Suck it and see.

You mean, Zen is for suckers?

Tang Huyen

Julianlzb87

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Nichiren did write that "Zen is the work of Devils," perhaps
the correct translation should have been "Vampires."

Julianlzb87

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>Subject: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
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>Date: 12/6/2004 4:46 AM Pacific Standard Time
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sure why not
zen is for everyone who isnt a sucker for
something

nice to see u
in rare form i mite add
B


GeirSmith

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From: "Evelyn Ruut"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
Subject: Re: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cyberrimeymovement/messages


"Najal Nagol" wrote in message
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> If you believe that you are getting the blessings from an ordinary man,
you
> are getting the blessings from an ordinary man. If you believe, that you
are
> getting the blessings from a buddha, you are getting the blessings from a
> buddha. Hence all living beings have buddha nature.
>
> Maybe Geir is a crazy-yogi, who actually gets you all thinking ? Ever
thougt
> of that ? Crazy-yogis have allways been living outside society and do and
> say strange things to stir up peoples minds. We can only count our
> blessings, that we can gather some wisdom out of it all no matter what he
> writes. If he is clinically crazy and delusional or not does not matter at
> all in this context. It is what we make out of it that matters. It is like
a
> mirror to our faces. So what do we see in this mirror ?
>
> Najal

Well spoken, Najal.

--
Regards,
Evelyn

(to reply to me personally, remove 'sox")

>
> "Pema" wrote in message
> news:7cc3084b.04071...@posting.google.com...
> > "Evelyn Ruut" wrote in message
> news:...
> > > "Pema" wrote in message
> > > news:7cc3084b.04071...@posting.google.com...
> > > > norbu_...@yahoo.com (norbu_tragri) wrote in message
> > > news:...
> > > > > "Evelyn Ruut" wrote in message
> > > news:...
> > > > > > "Krishnacharya1" wrote in message
> > > > > > news:20040713073939...@mb-m16.aol.com...
> > > > > > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cyberrimeymovement/messages
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I don't know why people don't talk much and prefer silence and
> > > cover-ups.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There's been an arrangement that's come to be between the
> feuding
> > > > > > > Dalaaï-Lama-Karmapa group and the Shamarpa-Karamapa-Thaye sect
> > > that's now
> > > won
> > > > > > > the right to take back Rumtek and thus has fooled and humbled
> the
> > > others.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hi Geir,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am not so sure that is really true, since the only place that
> was
> > > shown
> > > > > > was on their own website. No other independent news service has
> > > carried the
> > > > > > story, and it would be big news if it was true.
> > > > >
> > > > > Geir posted the story from some Indian press/news service a few
days
> > > > > ago and it seems that an Indian court has granted stewerdship of
> > > > > Rumtek to Sharmapa's group as they were the previous caretakers
> > > > > following HH's death. Hence an Indian court decision based on
prior
> > > > > custody, nothing "buddhist" about it at all...no doubt further
> appeals
> > > > > will follow, but in the end don't matter. If the Karmapa's
intention
> > > > > is manifested by one or both young monks is alright, and any
> clinging
> > > > > by those who might try to use one or the other is tempory fluff...
> > > > >
> > > > > Sharmapa's/Ole's group will do whatever they do, all we can hope
is
> > > > > that the everyday people in their organization can do some real
> dharma
> > > > > practice, and prolly those same people wish also the best for us.
> It's
> > > > > not an issue between practioneers, but between Shamar/Ole's
> political
> > > > > aims vs. Tai Situ and the rest of the traditional Kagyu
> > > > > lineages/branches. A generation from now it will prolly be
> forgotten.
> > > > >
> > > > > Geir's illness is manifesting as an obsession with hatred and
> > > > > violence, so, while he does make up whole cosmic realms of war and
> > > > > Messiahs from nothing, he also distorts 'real' daily events into
> > > > > supports for his phantasy story.
> > > > >
> > > > > Having broken samaya with his teacher and sangha, he sees all of
> > > > > Tibetan Buddhism as his enemy at this point as no one is rushing
> > > > > forward to acknowledge him as the incarnation of
> > > > > Kalacakra/Maitreya/EternalGod/Madhi/Jesus/etc.. Ismaeli moslems
have
> > > > > also rejected him as their savior so he's having hard times.
> > > > >
> > > > > i don't think that anyone can rationally discuss anything with
him,
> as
> > > > > he is convinced that he, and he -alone-, is Eternal God (no, i'm
not
> > > > > exagerating, it's not even the Hindu "we're all god", Geir is the
> only
> > > > > one...a western style meglomania). He requires and refuses medical
> > > > > help ("psychiatry is a Jewish religion"), and nothing much we can
> say
> > > > > to his street-preacher-loony-ranting will sway him in the least.
> > > > >
> > > > > Another doomed Asura; may he be reborn in the human realm.
> > > >
> > > > If any person here is mentally unbalanced, what could you hope to
> > > > achieve by giving such a post? What good would it do to the person
in
> > > > question? if someone were unbalanced, do you have the skills to
> > > > successfully write a post publically discussing the illness that
would
> > > > bring them benefit? The worst thing you could do is to pubically
> > > > hummiliate them, and treat their feelings with little to no regard.
> > > > pema
> > >
> > >
> > > You are of course right, Pema.
> > >
> > > It was uncharacteristically strong, coming from Norbu who is usually
> gentler
> > > in his approach.
> > >
> > > It is all too easily done... sitting at ones computer and writing....
as
> > > though it were to ourselves alone. But there are real people reading
> and
> > > real feelings involved.
> > >
> > > We are all guilty of doing that at times.
> > > We all need to learn to temper our language when addressing others.
> > >
> > > Thanks for reminding us all.
> >
> > love you too...norbu simply had a bad day.
>
>


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GeirSmith

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Dec 6, 2004, 11:00:52 AM12/6/04
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So, "Geir is a crazy-yogi" or a bona-fide emissary, maybe a bit abrupt and
lacking the finesse of weathered society-lions, like most people are pleased to
show off as, but bona-fide nevertheless (?) An emissary for the Gyu De Kun
Tus, (and being bona-fide is important because I'd be a fraud otherwise), and
being a bit out in left field is good because it proves I'm not an
agenda-driven person. An agenda-driven person, like most are here, would never
ever be out left field, but would on the contrary, do everything to appear calm
and collected, so as to better carry out their misdeeds, as one sees every day
on this ng. An emissary for the Gyu De Kun Tus, and a bona-fide emissary, whose
mission is to further the (good, virtuous) agenda of saving Tibetan Buddhism.
The emissary that I am, thus helps the putting in common of the needs and
wishes of the teacher, Phende Kenchen, and the disciples the two Karmapas, aand
after them all the rest of the Tibetan hierarchy-brass, intent on realizing the
Kalachakra Prophecy of saving the tradition of Tibetan Buddhism in our modern
times, now that the Chinese Reds have totally destroyed all the basis on which
it rested. Tibetan Buddhism now has no possibility to continue in our time, so
it must have an electric-shock jump-start to get it's heart beating again, and
this can only happen this way. All rests upon my posts here now because the
organisation of this initiation-cycle is not happening outside of me. I
represent the way to preserve Tibetan Buddhism through organizing the ceremony
that lasts a year. From Crazy-Yogi to Bona-Fide emissary for the Salvation of
Tibetan Buddhism, there's only a step and those that can't see it are certainly
the rigid-mind(set)frames that have also got problems with themselves and who
won't get themselves the shock jump-start treatment that so direly would have
needed if they had had another karmic set-up. One can't change one's
tiger-spots, indeed. Those people don't see their own benefit but on the
contrary see others' imagined short-comings. They don't see the log in their
own eye but rather the straw in others' eyes. They're A. not yogis and B.
crazy. No more than that unfortunately. Being Yogis would have been good too.
But they can be emissaries for the Kalachakra and the teachings I'm promoting
the organisation of. Now all has to be seen through me because I'm the oldest
in my Sangha and it is under my grip because my personality has made it's
imprint on all the Sangha and no one does anything outside me whether they like
it or not. I've been trying to get my Sangha to do things outside of me but now
I've completley given up as indeed they just wait for me and think everything
comes from me. So, in the last thirty-three years, indeed, all has really come
from me because people are so used to relying on others, which in this
particular case, is me.
I was content to have just a couple of temples hanging on to me, looking to
meas to some progigal son or Messiah or whatever idiocy they have in what they
call brains, but in the last three years I got two new temples latched on my
back in Taiwan and now also these two nnewbies the Karmapas. And as usual they
need everything from housing to clothing to grub. And to transport too. We'll
cope. I was a carefree student of Omniscient Phende Kenchen the totally
realized Buddha until now but after my recognition in '99 and then the new
temples that I took stock of in Taiwan that year too, well things have slowly
changed and I think about others now rather than just my little person.
Crazy(Yogi and Gyu De Kun Tus emissary par excllence. That's me today, à votre
service ?!!!!?£%¨+ I'm a bit of the crazy emissary Yoging around in this space
here but getting this show on the road because the guru is very old and the
heat's on strong now. This has to be on the road now. Fast. Quick. Espresso !


>Subject: Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>From: geir...@aol.com (GeirSmith)
>Date: 06/12/04 15:43 Paris, Madrid
>Message-id: <20041206094318...@mb-m25.aol.com>

naked_ape

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Funny stuff, both of you. .. Ape;))


Tang Huyen

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naked_ape wrote:

> "Julianlzb87"
>
> > Tang Huyen:
>
> >>MDHJWH:


>
> >>> Suck it and see.
>
> >>You mean, Zen is for suckers?
>

> > Nichiren did write that "Zen is the work of Devils,"
> > perhaps the correct translation should have been
> > "Vampires."
>

> Funny stuff, both of you. .. Ape;))

Do you mean that Julian and I are the same person?

Somebody takes him to be Ch'an-Fu.

Ch'an-Fu is me.

Tang Huyen

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A CAT WITH MANY TAILS


William Tucker

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"Tang Huyen" <tanghuyen{remove}@gmail.com[delete]> wrote in message
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there is no ch'an fu present, there is a british feller but not the original
chan fu from virginia

and you feel like a woman to me.....ha ha ha

Wm

Julianlzb87

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Dec 6, 2004, 5:19:14 PM12/6/04
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Well where is the verminous troll on Alzheimer support then?

In the library with mrs. Mustard and the lead pipe?

Julianlzb87


naked_ape

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"Tang Huyen" <tanghuyen{remove}@gmail.com[delete]> wrote in message
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>
>
> naked_ape wrote:
>
>> "Julianlzb87"
>>
>> > Tang Huyen:
>>
>> >>MDHJWH:
>>
>> >>> Suck it and see.
>>
>> >>You mean, Zen is for suckers?
>>
>> > Nichiren did write that "Zen is the work of Devils,"
>> > perhaps the correct translation should have been
>> > "Vampires."
>>
>> Funny stuff, both of you. .. Ape;))
>
> Do you mean that Julian and I are the same person?

No, but I did think you and Julian were both funny. .. Ape;)

> Somebody takes him to be Ch'an-Fu.
>
> Ch'an-Fu is me.

Hey, if you can pull off being several people, I'll talk with all of you. ..
Ape;)

> Tang Huyen
>


awaken21

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Bite me.

Robert Epstein

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Julianlzb87 wrote:

Perhaps Nichiren was deluded.

Robert

Julianlzb87

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If he was he won't be lonely with you around.

Julianlzb87

possum

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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cos he's er...dead.

psm
>
> Julianlzb87

Julianlzb87

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Who knows?

He might just be pissed off with all the questions
and decided not to speak to anyone anymore.

I haven't a clue about what being dead entails.

Julianlzb87


Dominic

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"William Tucker" <wmft...@gorpsbcglobalnet.com> wrote in message
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> > Ch'an-Fu is me.
> >
> > Tang Huyen
>
>
> there is no ch'an fu present, there is a british feller but not the
original
> chan fu from virginia
>
> and you feel like a woman to me.....ha ha ha
>
> Wm

she does play that big prickly ego to
perfection, now doesn't she?


Julianlzb87

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Which britisher is that?

Jonathan? Brian?

I've never pretended to be other than Julianlzb87.

Julianlzb87

GeirSmith

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> geirsmith

Geir This sure adresses all the posters on ARBT who can't even adress the
posts here and the contents that I've shoved under their noses like this post
now.:

> One can't change one's
tiger-spots, indeed. Those people don't see their own benefit but on the
contrary see others' imagined short-comings. They don't see the log in their
own eye but rather the straw in others' eyes. They're A. not yogis and B.
crazy. No more than that unfortunately. Being Yogis would have been good too.
But they can be emissaries for the Kalachakra and the teachings I'm promoting
the organisation of. Now all has to be seen through me because I'm the oldest
in my Sangha and it is under my grip because my personality has made it's
imprint on all the Sangha and no one does anything outside me whether they like
it or not. I've been trying to get my Sangha to do things outside of me but now
I've completley given up as indeed they just wait for me and think everything
comes from me.>

Geir : By this, I outline that the whole thing depends on me, not because of
some intent on my side - but because of peoples's herd instinct within my
Sangha but also you here on ARBT. This thus determines in their case then, the
whole destiny of my guru Phende Kenchen, seeing he depends on his Sangha and
their attitute - or lack of such/ towards me. They treat me like a holy stone
or a shrine to myself; and thus have practically no attitude apart from
hallowing reverence, in silence. It's the typical French "swooning before the
Christ"-attitude.

Why does this affect ARBT ? Because all of you - be you from one chapel or
another, all together included, come under the spell and influence of Phende
Kenchen because he is the, now, sole holder of all the Tantras. Without the
Tantras, none of you, not a soul of you, can attain Full Enlightenment (because
this is the csole path trodden by all the Buddhas of the three times to attain
that fully enlightenment Freedom), so you're stuck with me. "Stuck in the
Middel with me".

You're bound by the Tantras of Phende Kenchen, as are also the Karmapas, and
likewise all Tibetan lamas.... and all masters worldwide.

But then you're bound by me, because of me being his seniormost disciple and
the sole remaining disicple of the old times, the only one taking into his
hands the present organizing of the saving of World Buddhism; that I'm dong
here.

You're uneducated and don't have the intitations. All the sacred texts attest
to the fact that without the intiation no Nirvana will be attained. This can be
quoted from all the holy texts. I don't do this because this is so common to
know and can be quoted so easily, that all will be aware of it or else they
cannot be called Buddhist.

> So, in the last thirty-three years, indeed, all has really come
from me because people are so used to relying on others, which in this
particular case, is me.
I was content to have just a couple of temples hanging on to me, looking to
meas to some progigal son or Messiah or whatever idiocy they have in what they
call brains, but in the last three years I got two new temples latched on my
back in Taiwan and now also these two nnewbies the Karmapas. And as usual they
need everything from housing to clothing to grub. And to transport too. We'll
cope. I was a carefree student of Omniscient Phende Kenchen the totally
realized Buddha until now but after my recognition in '99 and then the new
temples that I took stock of in Taiwan that year too, well things have slowly
changed and I think about others now rather than just my little person.

Crazy-Yogi and Gyu De Kun Tus emissary par excellence. That's me today, à votre
service ?!!!!?£%¨+ >

Geir : The time for action has thus struck for me and this comes at a time of
such dire need with the world tottering at the brink of ecological destruction
and menaced by the fanaticism of the mad God -Xworshippers worldwide, intent in
killing each other which is totally contrary to Buddhism. God, the aweful
demonic idol, must be eradicated from all human culture quickly to save the
world. This demonic deity will totally destroy the whole world otherwise unless
it already has. It's occult power can be seen in all the evil in the world.
Buddhism has always fought idol worship and God replacing them with their pure
deities and compassionate Bodhisattvas everywhere..

naked_ape

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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SNIP>>>>> Nichiren did write that "Zen is the work of Devils," perhaps

>>>>> the correct translation should have been "Vampires."
>>>>>
>>>>> Julianlzb87
>>>>
>>>>Perhaps Nichiren was deluded.
>>>>
>>>>Robert
>>>
>>>
>>> If he was he won't be lonely with you around.
>>
>> cos he's er...dead.
>>
>
> Who knows?
>
> He might just be pissed off with all the questions
> and decided not to speak to anyone anymore.
>
> I haven't a clue about what being dead entails.
>
> Julianlzb87

Many have filled in the blank with their best hopes, but that's while they
were alive and not dead. I've heard that if you'd like to get a better grasp
of what death entails, sit and watch a body rott for a few months. .. Ape;)


Julianlzb87

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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 23:25:46 GMT, "naked_ape" <naked...@verizon.net>
wrote:

That is what life entails you mean.

Julianlzb87

Jonathan Jennings

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote

> "William Tucker" <wmft...@gorpsbcglobalnet.com> wrote:
> >"Tang Huyen" <tanghuyen{remove}@gmail.com[delete]> wrote
> >>
> >>
> >> naked_ape wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Julianlzb87"
> >> >
> >> > > Tang Huyen:
> >> >
> >> > >>MDHJWH:
> >> >
> >> > >>> Suck it and see.
> >> >
> >> > >>You mean, Zen is for suckers?
> >> >
> >> > > Nichiren did write that "Zen is the work of Devils,"
> >> > > perhaps the correct translation should have been
> >> > > "Vampires."
> >> >
> >> > Funny stuff, both of you. .. Ape;))
> >>
> >> Do you mean that Julian and I are the same person?
> >>
> >> Somebody takes him to be Ch'an-Fu.
> >>
> >> Ch'an-Fu is me.
> >>
> >> Tang Huyen
> >
> >
> >there is no ch'an fu present, there is a british feller but not the
original
> >chan fu from virginia
> >
>
> Which britisher is that?
>
> Jonathan? Brian?
>
> I've never pretended to be other than Julianlzb87.

Just being pernicketty but if you were really cunning, the three negatives
in that - 'never', 'pretended' and 'other than' - could hide a multitude of
'sins' and it's impossible to figure out what the natural reverse of the
statement is. (And as a britisher, you're almost bound to know that slow
worms, as 'legless lizards' are only distantly related to snakes via
reptiles in general or something like that).

Jonathan

Julianlzb87

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Dec 8, 2004, 8:15:13 PM12/8/04
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OK. I've always posted as Julianlzb87.
A couple may have slipped through as Julian something or other.

I had forgotten the legless lizard thing.

It would have been a good indicator of britness in the past
but with 50% going to university now I'm not so sure.

Julianlzb87

Tang Huyen

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Jonathan Jennings wrote:

> (And as a britisher, you're almost bound to
> know that slow worms, as 'legless lizards'
> are only distantly related to snakes via
> reptiles in general or something like that).

Stop talking about my relatives.

Tang Huyen


possum

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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remind me never to buy a parrot from you!

psm
>
> Julianlzb87
>
>

possum

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"Dominic" <syn...@emaill.com> wrote in message
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you think so. <sniff>

psm
>
>

possum

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"Jonathan Jennings" <grf...@lineone.net> wrote in message
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it didn't escape me eiother, jon, but i didn't know how to put it into
words. : )

julian!

lol!

psm

possum

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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50% a target, and we have lots of foreign students, so you're not entirely
off the hook.

: )

psm

Julianlzb87

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Dec 8, 2004, 8:58:59 PM12/8/04
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Declining hedgerows?

Julianlzb87

Julianlzb87

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On Thu, 9 Dec 2004 01:38:59 -0000, "possum"
<pos...@nospace42.fslife.co.uk> wrote:

Don't buy a parrot from me, and don't read the
duck and parrot jokes on absfg, especially
the bread one.

Julianlzb87

Julianlzb87

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On Thu, 9 Dec 2004 01:44:21 -0000, "possum"
<pos...@nospace42.fslife.co.uk> wrote:

BTW are you batch processing?

Julianlzb87


naked_ape

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Life is all there is, no beginning or end, just a middle. .. Ape;)

>
> Julianlzb87
>


Dominic

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"Tang Huyen" <tanghuyen{delete}@gmail.com[remove]> wrote in message
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we're all the product of the snake, not only physically
but also emotionally and causually.
>
>


Robert Epstein

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awaken21 wrote:

> Bite me.
>

dude these comments are floating in space. how are we supposed to know
who they are directed to? can you please quote a little bit of what you
are responding to? thanks. I mean, if you want one of us to bite you,
shouldn't we know who it is??

robert

Robert Epstein

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Julianlzb87 wrote:

How old are you again??

robert

Julianlzb87

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On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 05:51:48 GMT, Robert Epstein
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Young enough.

Julianlzb87

Julianlzb87

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On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 04:12:16 GMT, "naked_ape" <naked...@verizon.net>
wrote:

Too early to judge I reckon.

Julianlzb87

naked_ape

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Say there are other lives. So what? You can only know one of them at a time.
As Baba Ram Dass would say, "Be here now." Ape;)

>
> Julianlzb87


naked_ape

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"possum" <pos...@nospace42.fslife.co.uk> wrote in message
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SNIP

>> I haven't a clue about what being dead entails.
>
> remind me never to buy a parrot from you!

LOL!

>
> psm
>>
>> Julianlzb87
>>
>>
>
>
>


Julianlzb87

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On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 17:53:14 GMT, "naked_ape" <naked...@verizon.net>
wrote:

I wrote to him about that.

I asked for a couple of tickets but he failed to send them
before he renounced "Be here now" and went somewhere else.


Julianlzb87

Dominic

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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i saw ram dass in a video about ramana maharshi
once and if he wasn't on heroin, his meditations
have provided him with a similar state.


William Tucker

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"Dominic" <syn...@emaill.com> wrote in message
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>

her tongue is sweet.

Wm


naked_ape

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Did he go alone, or did he take himself along for the ride? Ape;)

>
> Julianlzb87


naked_ape

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"Dominic" <syn...@emaill.com> wrote in message
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I saw him live on the stage of the Paramount Theater in Portland back in
`75. I went crazy a few day later. .. Ape;)

>
>


Julianlzb87

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I don't know. The letter was just returned
"Not known at this universal awareness."


Julianlzb87

naked_ape

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Yes, it does look like he's gone missing, but if he's alive, he knows where
he is. .. Ape;)

>
>
> Julianlzb87


possum

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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only the latin students


>
> Julianlzb87


possum

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well of course i had to. very funny.

do you know the one about the man who walked into a bar with an alligator
under his arm...?

psm


>
> Julianlzb87


possum

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click click whirr

if- you- are -a -batch....

psm
>
> Julianlzb87
>
>


Julianlzb87

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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 01:30:25 -0000, "possum"
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Is it sick?


Julianlzb87

Robert Epstein

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possum wrote:

If you do buy a parrot, please remember not to put it in the freezer.

Robert

George W. Cherry

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"Robert Epstein" <r.ep...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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>
>
> possum wrote:
>
>> "Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:f15er0l33v30acg3p...@4ax.com...
>>
>>>
>>>Who knows?
>>>
>>>He might just be pissed off with all the questions
>>>and decided not to speak to anyone anymore.
>>>
>>>I haven't a clue about what being dead entails.
>>
>>
>> remind me never to buy a parrot from you!
>>
>> psm
>>
>>>Julianlzb87
>
> If you do buy a parrot, please remember not to put it in the freezer.
>
> Robert

Gregory bought a parrot, brought it home, and the
parrot began to cuss a blue streak: "Fuck you, you
dirty mother fucker!". "Fuck you, you dirty mother
fucker!" Gregory was shocked. He begged the
parrot not to cuss. The parrot responded "Fuck you,
you dirty mother fucker!" "Fuck you, you dirty mother
fucker!" Exasperated, Gregory decided to euthanize
the parrot by freezing, so he popped it into the
freezer. But after a few minutes, Gregory had a
change of heart, opened the freezer, and let
the parrot out. The first words out of the parrot's
beak were "Thank you, sir, thank you! I'll never curse
again!" Gregory was astonished. The next words
out of the parrot's beak were "What did the turkey do?"

George


GeirSmith

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God save us from those with Him on their side

Let's put things into some kind of perspective: it's the fundamentalism of
Bush's America that's making the world a more dangerous place
By Max Hastings
THE GUARDIAN , London
Friday, Dec 10, 2004,Page 9


A week in the US, such as I have just spent, is enough to make anybody feel a
trifle fed up with God, or rather with the relentless invocation of the deity
by American politicians, led by their president. No public occasion would be
complete without the blessing of the Almighty being sought for whatever
endeavor tops the agenda, most prominently the war in Iraq. The appeal to
faith, seldom mere ritual, is usually founded upon conviction.
There is an attractive rationalist case for insisting that candidates for
election anywhere in the world are required to sign a declaration forswearing
religious affiliation. Had this been done in Ireland a couple of generations
ago, think what we would have been spared.

Few modern political careers are compatible with religious principle.
Government by atheists would relieve us of the irksome moral conceit that
impels US President George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair to do
deplorable things while remaining convinced that slots are kept open for them
in heaven.

YUSHA

Even among the enemies of democracy, at the extreme end of the scale it is
easier to deal with the Irish Republican Army, whose ambitions are political,
than Osama bin Laden, with whom there can be no negotiation, only global
submission to Islam.

I am not in the least anti-

religious. If pressed I would des-cribe myself as a social Anglican. Yet I find
myself increasingly eager to be governed by politicians who profess no
pretensions to a hot line to a higher power.

The West may find that the struggle against militant Islam is an inescapable
challenge of the 21st century, extending far more widely than the present
engagement with a few thousand fanatics. Most of us wish to explore every
avenue of accommodation before reconciling ourselves to armed conflict. Yet we
now face another four years at the mercy of a US president who perceives his
own God as foremost among White House advisors and regards the contest with
Islam as already begun.

The last British prime minister before Blair to perceive himself in a special
relationship with the Almighty was Gladstone. Yet, oddly enough, Gladstone
strongly resisted General Charles Gordon's attempts to force Christian Britain
into military confrontation with Islam in Sudan in 1884.

British foes of the Mahdi used many of the same arguments for deposing him as
were deployed by Bush and Blair against former Iraqi president Saddam Hussein:
shocking tyrant; unspeakably brutal to his own people; threat to the stability
of the region. Yet Gladstone rejected calls for intervention until Gordon, by
calculated self-immolation in Khartoum, excited British public opinion to such
a pitch that Gladstone felt compelled to act.

A relief force was belatedly dispatched up the Nile, which failed to reach
Gordon in time, and withdrew amid much public anger at home.

This might be described as Gladstone's first Gulf war. Its anticlimactic
conclusion provoked bitter criticism: for the failure to finish the job and
depose the Mahdi.

The Mahdi died, of course, leaving his Sudanese empire in the hands of a
successor, the Khalifa. The British launched their second Gulf war against
Sudan in 1898, in a spirit of unfinished business not dissimilar from that
which prevailed in the White House last year.

Kitchener duly disposed of the Khalifa and his Dervish followers at the battle
of Omdurman, with an application of firepower ruthless enough to delight US
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

The British thereafter ran Sudan for half a century. Their benign stewardship
became the best excuse for an imperialist adventure that otherwise possessed no
justification whatever.

Interestingly, while the British felt pleased with themselves for having
squashed Mahdism, they did not represent Omdurman as a triumph for
Christianity. It was perceived simply as a victory for the Union flag (to use
the British flag's official name).

Some of us would feel more comfortable today if US and allied foreign policy
could be discussed solely in temporal terms, without bringing God into the deal
at all. One of the more grotesque landmarks of the Bush presidency was
established this time last year, when the Los Angeles Times revealed that a top
general was touring Christian fundamentalist churches assuring congregations
that he knew "our side" would prevail in the struggle with Muslim extremism
"because our God is a real God" and the other side's was a phoney.

Now, every army has its share of lunatics. The litmus test is how their
political masters treat them. The world waited in vain for Rumsfeld to sack
this grotesque Strangelovian, whose words seemed to undermine every possibility
of constructive engagement with Islam.

It never happened, of course. I was in Washington while the little drama was
being played out. A defense academic said to me sardonically: "This
administration will never sack a general for saying things that every senior
figure in the Cabinet believes." And so it proved.

Bob Woodward vividly records in his book Plan of Attack an exchange with Bush,
in which he asked whether the president had discussed the Iraq invasion with
his father before making the decision to act. No, said Bush. He preferred to
consult his "higher father."

Many of us at the mercy of the US president, which means most of the world,
tremble in the face of this sort of thing. Even in the darkest days of 1940,
Winston Churchill never seriously invoked the deity, though he had vastly
better reason to do so than either Bush or Blair. Nor did Margaret Thatcher.

Today, the distortion of biblical teaching by American Christian
fundamentalists, almost all allies of Bush, to support Israeli imperialist
claims on the West Bank, significantly increases the difficulties of achieving
a settlement in the Middle East. The political leverage exerted by the
fundamentalists in the US against any surrender of biblical territory to
Muslims is likely to grow greater, not smaller.

Most of us recognize that

constructive action to rescue the Palestinians would do far more for the West's
long-term security than the draconian anti-terrorist legislation introduced by
Bush and now Blair. Yet no prominent Western statesman dares publicly to
question the role that God's American hijackers play in making the world more
dangerous.

I am not making a case for the appeasement of the West's Islamic critics and
enemies, but merely for policies likely to diminish the

fertility of terrorist recruiting prairies, based upon treating their religion
with common respect. Christian Crusaders were a menace to international peace
in the 12th and 13th centuries, Christian missionaries in the 19th. God spare
us from assertively Christian -- or Muslim or Jewish -- national leaders in the
21st, if that request is not blasphemous.


Max Hastings is a former editor of the Daily Telegraph and the London Evening
Standard.
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http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/edit/archives/2004/12/10/2003214518

CHANADORJE : Defeating the belief in God is most important for Buddhists
because it is the position of the heretical opposition to Buddhism that is the
basis for why Buddhism exists. Accepting the God of heresy to exist in it's own
belief is tantamount to accepting defeat at the hands of opposition to
Buddhists. It is also paying lip service to the most murderous power and agent
of conflict in the world and the thing that has killed most people in the
world's history. Didn't Hitler's SS claim they had "Gott Mit Uns" ? Branded on
their uniforms' belt's ? This is typical and just about what this article also
claims to observe.

possum

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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nope.

a man goes into a bar with an alligator under his arm, and asks for a pint.

the barman serves him, can't take his eyes off the alligator under the man's
arm, and eventually says
' hey mate. you want to take him to the zoo....'

the man drinks his beer, and says " I took him to the zoo yesterday....

..........

i'm taking him to the movies today...

psm

>
>
> Julianlzb87

possum

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"Robert Epstein" <r.ep...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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>
>

groan

; )
>
> Robert

Julianlzb87

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On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 00:50:41 -0000, "possum"
<pos...@nospace42.fslife.co.uk> wrote:

Oh.... you may as well tell it to me anyway....

>a man goes into a bar with an alligator under his arm, and asks for a pint.
>
>the barman serves him, can't take his eyes off the alligator under the man's
>arm, and eventually says
>' hey mate. you want to take him to the zoo....'
>>
>the man drinks his beer, and says " I took him to the zoo yesterday....
>
>

A man walked into a bar.... Ouch.
It was an Iron bar.

Yuughhhh what's this....

My hands are filthy with time.


Julianlzb87

Awaken21

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Dec 13, 2004, 12:31:03 PM12/13/04
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Not really, I might be fishing. See below for clarification.


Julianlzb87 wrote:
> On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 07:46:32 -0500, Tang Huyen
> <tanghuyen{delete}@gmail.com[remove]> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >MDHJWH wrote:
> >
> >> "Julianlzb87"
> >>
> >> > JulianLZB87
> >>
> >> > "Tom"
> >>
> >> > > Useful? How useful is Zen?
> >>
> >> > or, How Zen is useful?
> >>
> >> Suck it and see.
> >
> >You mean, Zen is for suckers?
> >
> >Tang Huyen
>
> Nichiren did write that "Zen is the work of Devils," perhaps
> the correct translation should have been "Vampires."

Bite me.

Robert Epstein

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Julianlzb87 wrote:


be here now.

robert

Julianlzb87

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Send me some wonga and I'll consider your request.


Julianlzb87

Robert Epstein

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naked_ape wrote:

Ram Dass had a serious stroke a number of years back and was unable to
speak well or write anymore. He did manage to write a book about this,
but since then may have worsened or perhaps passed away.

I met him several times when I was living in New York and he was a kind
and lovely man.

Robert

Julianlzb87

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He must have been kind to meet you more than once
although some one did mention him being off his trolley on smack.


Julianlzb87

William Tucker

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Ram Dass, character, art and heart...

there are some things that bare repeating.

Wm


Robert Epstein

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Julianlzb87 wrote:

They've also mentioned that you are a troll propagating a cultic view of
the Lotus Sutra, but that's not true is it?

Robert

Julianlzb87

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On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 06:02:17 GMT, Robert Epstein
<r.ep...@verizon.net> wrote:

Who are they?

And didn't you, yesterday, express some desire to go beyond
this sort of posting?


Julianlzb87

Tang Huyen

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Julianlzb87 wrote:

> Who are they?
>
> And didn't you, yesterday, express some
> desire to go beyond this sort of posting?

"No, there's only a single thief here, Julian,
and it is you who are busy here stealing
people's energy."

Talk about leeching, eh?

The only way for anybody to steal others'
energy is for others to volunteer their
energy unasked.

Tang Huyen

cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: Tang Huyen <tanghuyen{delete}@gmail.com[remove]>
> Reply to: [1]Tang Huyen
> Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 11:00:26 -0500
> Organization: Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [3]alt.zen,
> [4]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [5]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [6]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [7]newsgroups
> References:
> [8]<f15er0l33v30acg3p...@4ax.com>
> [9]<_3Mtd.36$lZ6.11@trnddc02>
> [10]<oh5fr09n6nltfkl5b...@4ax.com>
> [11]<AgQtd.1943$4E6.657@trnddc06>
> [12]<oajgr09gduc4c61ts...@4ax.com>
> [13]<ei0ud.3200$N%6.1172@trnddc05>
> [14]<jt4hr0dtn1lbbhc66...@4ax.com>
> [15]<ET1ud.3213$lZ6.1168@trnddc02>
> [16]<npihr0l2ndiu914ko...@4ax.com>
> [17]<fk6ud.3277$lZ6.2614@trnddc02>
> [18]<GTQvd.7048$E_6.2804@trnddc04>
> [19]<4cnvr0dvq75hl243c...@4ax.com>
> [20]<J58yd.1713$Y57.226@trnddc08>
> [21]<6g5js0toqatp8kao9


that's right, and EvilRot has totally wasted the past
10 years or more of her life chasing us Trolls all
around the mulberry bush; while all of *our* efforts
have been an investment in VICTORY!


Tang Huyer RULES!


(... the Vajras suk)


> Tang Huyen
>

Evelyn Ruut

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"cupcake" <t...@r.slrup> wrote in message
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crowing victory means nothing, petie.


--
Regards,
Evelyn

(to reply to me personally, remove 'sox")


cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: "Evelyn Ruut" <mama-l...@hvc.rr.com>
> Reply to: [1]"Evelyn Ruut"
> Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 16:24:55 GMT
> Organization: Road Runner - NYC
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [3]alt.zen,
> [4]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [5]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [6]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [7]newsgroups
> References:
> [8]<10sj6gq...@news.supernews.com>
> [9]<kYgyd.297$J5....@news.more.net>

>"cupcake" <t...@r.slrup> wrote in message
>[10]news:kYgyd.297$J5....@news.more.net...
>> Tang Huyen RULES!

>>
>>
>> (... the Vajras suk)
>>
>>
>
>
> crowing victory means nothing, petie.
>


go suck a door knob!

LOSER!


>
>--
>Regards,
> Evelyn
>

cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: cupcake <t...@r.slrup>
> Reply to: [1]cupcake
> Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 16:06:40 GMT
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [3]alt.zen,
> [4]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [5]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [6]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [7]newsgroups
> References:
> [8]<10sj6gq...@news.supernews.com>
> Tang Huyen RULES!
>
>
> (... the Vajras suk)
>
>

we are calling an immediate meeting of the Executive
Council to make plans to consolidate our power base,
and to draw up a "persona non grata" list for
buddhist usenet -- and, of course, EvilRot will
be at the very top of the list

>
>
>> Tang Huyen
>>

cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: cupcake <t...@r.slrup>
> Reply to: [1]cupcake
> Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 16:50:41 GMT
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,
> [3]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [4]alt.zen,
> [5]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [6]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [7]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [8]newsgroups
> References:
> [9]<kYgyd.297$J5....@news.more.net>


and, there is already a motion on the table to install
Julian as Governor-General of t.r.b.

(which will be a huge compliment to Dr Ben over
in a.r.b.t.)



(His High Most Excellency, of course, will continue
to rule the roost, behind the scenes)


>
>>
>>
>>> Tang Huyen
>>>

Evelyn Ruut

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pete you are a master of creative visualization!

lol!

cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: "Evelyn Ruut" <mama-l...@hvc.rr.com>
> Reply to: [1]"Evelyn Ruut"
> Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 17:10:41 GMT
> Organization: Road Runner - NYC
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,
> [3]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [4]alt.zen,
> [5]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [6]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [7]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [8]newsgroups
> References:
> [9]<BBhyd.299$J5....@news.more.net>
> [10]<1Lhyd.300$J5....@news.more.net>

>"cupcake" <t...@r.slrup> wrote in message
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well, i don't know what's so damn funny --
yer the one who's sitting there, flat on
your ass, abjectly DEFEATED!!


bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha! ha!

>--
>Regards,
> Evelyn
>

Julianlzb87

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I couldn't possibly...
Oh.. alright then.

I'd like to thank my director, my producer, my co-stars, blub,
my writer, the person who cleans my trailer, my tailor, blub,
my driver, my optician, my dentists, my child-minder, blub,
and, without which all this would have been impossible, blub,
blub, blub, blub, blub, my agent, blub, blub, blub, Gwyneth Paltrow,
blub, blub, blub, for writing my acceptance speech, with
special final thanks to my, blub, fridge, blub.



Julianlzb87

William Tucker

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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jules

>
> Julianlzb87


Lazarhat

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"William Tucker" <wmft...@gorpsbcglobalnet.com> wrote in message
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How's the Family, Jules?

-l


Julianlzb87

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Down to three... my mum, me and Saoirse,
who is looking forward to starting school in January,
and all things considered... very well indeed.

Thanks.

Julianlzb87

Lazarhat

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Three? THREE? Is that normal for one's family, Jules?

-l


Evelyn Ruut

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"cupcake" <t...@r.slrup> wrote in message
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only in your mind, petie..... not in the real world.

Original face 12

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>Subject: Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>From: "Evelyn Ruut" mama-l...@hvc.rr.com
>Date: 12/22/2004 2:52 PM Pacific Standard Time
>Message-id: <DUmyd.23370$kq2....@twister.nyc.rr.com>
real world
isnt the real world what
the mind makes it

the harpies are pecking at u sister
maybe time to take off for the GOOD HOLIDAYS

let them pick over someone
elses bones
theres plenty of dead meat at present
u can always tell
when the HARPIES ARE NEAR

i love them its true enough
and they have had my back from the start
i rather like rogues
and bad sorts
spoiled children and rug rats

let them play
theres so much cleaning to be done

be well
and enjoy

Bennie


Evelyn Ruut

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"Original face 12" <origina...@aol.com> wrote in message
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hi bennie,
thanks...
i am fine.....getting well finally.

usenet harpies have no claws.
their squawks are like the bluejays,
all noise meaning nothing.

cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: "Evelyn Ruut" <mama-l...@hvc.rr.com>
> Reply to: [1]"Evelyn Ruut"
> Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 23:16:42 GMT
> Organization: Road Runner - NYC
> Newsgroups:
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>"Original face 12" <origina...@aol.com> wrote in message
>[6]news:20041222181346...@mb-m20.aol.com...

>> >Subject: Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>>>From: "Evelyn Ruut" mama-l...@hvc.rr.com
>>>Date: 12/22/2004 2:52 PM Pacific Standard Time
>>>Message-id: <DUmyd.23370$kq2....@twister.nyc.rr.com>
>>>
>>>
>>>"cupcake" <t...@r.slrup> wrote in message
>>>[7]news:Q0iyd.301$J5....@news.more.net...

>>>> >
>>>>> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>>>>>
>>>>> From: "Evelyn Ruut" <mama-l...@hvc.rr.com>
>>>>> Reply to: [1]"Evelyn Ruut"
>>>>> Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 17:10:41 GMT
>>>>> Organization: Road Runner - NYC
>>>>> Newsgroups:
>>>>> [2]alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,
>>>>> [3]alt.religion.buddhism,
>>>>> [4]alt.zen,
>>>>> [5]alt.philosophy.zen,
>>>>> [6]talk.religion.buddhism,
>>>>> [7]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
>>>>> Followup to: [8]newsgroups
>>>>> References:
>>>>> [9]<BBhyd.299$J5....@news.more.net>
>>>>> [10]<1Lhyd.300$J5....@news.more.net>
>>>>>"cupcake" <t...@r.slrup> wrote in message
>>>>>[11][8]news:1Lhyd.300$J5....@news.more.net...

i guess this abject DEFEAT has really taken its
toll on you Evvie; it sounds like you really need
some rest -- take Doc's advice and take off for
three or four years or so, and then come back
when yer more rested, 'kay sweetie

>--
>Regards,
> Evelyn
>

cupcake

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In Christmas Message, Martha Stewart Calls for Sentencing Reform, Says
Prison Food Is "bad"

By Erin McClam Associated Press Writer
Published: Dec 22, 2004


NEW YORK (AP) - Martha Stewart, in a Christmas message posted on her
personal Web site, called Wednesday for sentencing reform and took a
swipe at the "bad food" in prison.

Stewart, who is roughly halfway through a five-month sentence for
lying about a stock sale, urged fans to think about the women she has
met in prison who are "devoid of care, devoid of love, devoid of
family."

She suggested Americans should push for reforms in federal sentencing
guidelines for nonviolent first-time offenders and particularly for
drug offenders, who she said would be better served by rehabilitation
than prison.

Stewart, who built a billion-dollar empire in homemaking, reported
that her job at the federal prison camp in Alderson, W.Va., has been
cleaning, including sweeping, vacuuming and raking leaves.

"I have had time to think, time to write, time to exercise, time to
not eat the bad food, and time to walk and contemplate the future,"
she said.

Earlier this month, her company, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia,
announced Stewart would host a daytime talk show with a live studio
audience beginning this fall.

The company has been working with reality TV pioneer Mark Burnett, and
shares of the media company have soared since Stewart reported to
prison - although they have fallen back somewhat in recent weeks.

Stewart is due to be released in early March from prison, then must
spend five months confined to her home in Bedford. The television show
is scheduled to air after the five months of house arrest end.

Julianlzb87

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Dec 22, 2004, 7:46:09 PM12/22/04
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Probably on the small side. (blood relatives.)
My parents were both single children.
Saoirse is another matter, through his mother he is related to
a huge crowd of Irish Catholic Leporinae.


Julianlzb87

cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: Julianlzb87 <julia...@gmail.com>
> Reply to: [1]julia...@gmail.com
> Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:46:09 +0000
> Organization: Dis
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,
> [3]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [4]alt.zen,
> [5]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [6]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [7]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [8]newsgroups
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> [10]<1Lhyd.300$J5....@news.more.net>
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> [12]<j9jyd.4780$by5....@newssvr19.news.prodigy.com>
> [13]<10sjgfn...@corp.supernews.com>
> [14]<bvgjs05vc99bogs38...@4ax.com>
> [15]<10sjjn9...@corp.supernews.com>


here in your first day officiating as Governor-General
you are doing swimmingly!

(cupcake has just recieved word that His High
Most Excellency is well pleased!)

>
>
>
>
> Julianlzb87
>

cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: cupcake <t...@r.slrup>
> Reply to: [1]cupcake
> Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:54:33 GMT
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,
> [3]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [4]alt.zen,
> [5]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [6]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [7]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [8]newsgroups
> References:
> [9]<mm4ks0pvj8uo1mgrc...@4ax.com>

as opposed to these Vajrayanis who are
all bollocksed up!

>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Julianlzb87
>>

Julianlzb87

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On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:54:33 GMT, cupcake <t...@r.slrup> wrote:

>
> here in your first day officiating as Governor-General
> you are doing swimmingly!
>
> (cupcake has just recieved word that His High
> Most Excellency is well pleased!)
>


I need a funny hat.

Who is the treasurer?


Julianlzb87

Lazarhat

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"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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You need a funny hat, since you seem to not be getting the 'family jewels'
joke...

-l


Ned Ludd

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"Evelyn Ruut" <mama-l...@hvc.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
>>>> (His High Most Excellency, of course, will continue
>>>> to rule the roost, behind the scenes)
>>>
>>> pete you are a master of creative visualization!
>>> lol!
>>
>> well, i don't know what's so damn funny --
>> yer the one who's sitting there, flat on
>> your ass, abjectly DEFEATED!!
>>
>> bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha! ha!
>>
> only in your mind, petie..... not in the real world.
>

Things are things because of the Mind;
The Mind is the Mind because of things.
---
The deed has no function apart from the doer;
The doer has no function apart from the deed.

- HsinHsinMing


Sid

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Dec 22, 2004, 10:23:51 PM12/22/04
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Ned Ludd wrote:

parrots
compare
unaware

Robert Epstein

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Julianlzb87 wrote:

> On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 06:02:17 GMT, Robert Epstein
> <r.ep...@verizon.net> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>Julianlzb87 wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 06:32:06 GMT, Robert Epstein
>>><r.ep...@verizon.net> wrote:


>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>naked_ape wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>news:npihr0l2ndiu914ko...@4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 19:41:24 GMT, "naked_ape" <naked...@verizon.net>
>>>>>>wrote:


>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>news:jt4hr0dtn1lbbhc66...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 17:53:14 GMT, "naked_ape" <naked...@verizon.net>
>>>>>>>>wrote:


>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>news:oajgr09gduc4c61ts...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 04:12:16 GMT, "naked_ape" <naked...@verizon.net>
>>>>>>>>>>wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>news:oh5fr09n6nltfkl5b...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 23:25:46 GMT, "naked_ape"
>>>>>>>>>>>><naked...@verizon.net>
>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:


>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Julianlzb87" <julia...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:f15er0l33v30acg3p...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>SNIP>>>>> Nichiren did write that "Zen is the work of Devils,"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>perhaps
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the correct translation should have been "Vampires."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julianlzb87
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps Nichiren was deluded.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If he was he won't be lonely with you around.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cos he's er...dead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Who knows?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He might just be pissed off with all the questions
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and decided not to speak to anyone anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I haven't a clue about what being dead entails.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julianlzb87
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Many have filled in the blank with their best hopes, but that's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>while
>>>>>>>>>>>>>they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>were alive and not dead. I've heard that if you'd like to get a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>better
>>>>>>>>>>>>>grasp
>>>>>>>>>>>>>of what death entails, sit and watch a body rott for a few months.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ape;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>That is what life entails you mean.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Life is all there is, no beginning or end, just a middle. .. Ape;)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Too early to judge I reckon.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Say there are other lives. So what? You can only know one of them at a
>>>>>>>>>time.
>>>>>>>>>As Baba Ram Dass would say, "Be here now." Ape;)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I wrote to him about that.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I asked for a couple of tickets but he failed to send them
>>>>>>>>before he renounced "Be here now" and went somewhere else.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Did he go alone, or did he take himself along for the ride? Ape;)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I don't know. The letter was just returned
>>>>>>"Not known at this universal awareness."
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Yes, it does look like he's gone missing, but if he's alive, he knows where
>>>>>he is. .. Ape;)
>>>>
>>>>Ram Dass had a serious stroke a number of years back and was unable to
>>>>speak well or write anymore. He did manage to write a book about this,
>>>>but since then may have worsened or perhaps passed away.
>>>>
>>>>I met him several times when I was living in New York and he was a kind
>>>>and lovely man.
>>>>
>>>>Robert
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>He must have been kind to meet you more than once
>>>although some one did mention him being off his trolley on smack.
>>
>>They've also mentioned that you are a troll propagating a cultic view of
>>the Lotus Sutra, but that's not true is it?
>>
>>Robert


>
>
>
>
> Who are they?
>
> And didn't you, yesterday, express some desire to go beyond
> this sort of posting?

why - are you ready to talk?

robert

Robert Epstein

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Tang Huyen wrote:

>
> Julianlzb87 wrote:
>
>
>>Who are they?
>>
>>And didn't you, yesterday, express some
>>desire to go beyond this sort of posting?
>
>

> "No, there's only a single thief here, Julian,
> and it is you who are busy here stealing
> people's energy."
>
> Talk about leeching, eh?
>
> The only way for anybody to steal others'
> energy is for others to volunteer their
> energy unasked.
>

> Tang Huyen
>

keep chanting that, Tang,
as you do your ministries.

robert

Robert Epstein

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Dec 23, 2004, 12:03:01 AM12/23/04
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Evelyn Ruut wrote:

specially when yu can't even spel.

robert

Message has been deleted

cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: Julianlzb87 <julia...@gmail.com>
> Reply to: [1]julia...@gmail.com
> Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 01:40:37 +0000
> Organization: Dis
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,
> [3]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [4]alt.zen,
> [5]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [6]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [7]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [8]newsgroups
> References:
> [9]<mm4ks0pvj8uo1mgrc...@4ax.com>
> [10]<dHoyd.305$J5....@news.more.net>

... err, uhhh... well, actually, you won't be
needing a Treasurer, on account'a there ain't
no money... :)


(keep up the good work Julian! --

Tally Ho!

>
> Julianlzb87
>

Julianlzb87

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Dec 23, 2004, 3:05:44 PM12/23/04
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On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:58:33 GMT, cupcake <t...@r.slrup> wrote:


>>
>>
>> here in your first day officiating as Governor-General
>> you are doing swimmingly!
>>
>> (cupcake has just recieved word that His High
>> Most Excellency is well pleased!)
>>
>>
>
> as opposed to these Vajrayanis who are
> all bollocksed up!
>
>

Please email me.


Julianlzb87

Julianlzb87

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Dec 23, 2004, 3:12:19 PM12/23/04
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On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 20:01:20 GMT, cupcake <t...@r.slrup> wrote:


>>
>>
>>>
>>> here in your first day officiating as Governor-General
>>> you are doing swimmingly!
>>>
>>> (cupcake has just recieved word that His High
>>> Most Excellency is well pleased!)
>>>
>>
>>
>>I need a funny hat.
>>
>> Who is the treasurer?
>>
>
> ... err, uhhh... well, actually, you won't be
> needing a Treasurer, on account'a there ain't
> no money... :)
>

I have just remembered that I am supposed to be a member
of an extremely rich cult... maybe I could be treasurer too?

ps. Please email me.


Julianlzb87

cupcake

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Dec 23, 2004, 3:21:15 PM12/23/04
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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: Julianlzb87 <julia...@gmail.com>
> Reply to: [1]julia...@gmail.com
> Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 20:12:19 +0000
> Organization: Dis
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,
> [3]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [4]alt.zen,
> [5]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [6]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [7]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [8]newsgroups
> References:
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> [10]<kuFyd.310$J5....@news.more.net>

well, if yer filthy rich,... then, in that case,
you can be the Treasurer, and *i'll* be your wife! :)

>
> ps. Please email me.
>
>


i sent it twice -- juzt to be sure you get it!


<SMOOCH!>

>
>
> Julianlzb87
>

cupcake

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Dec 23, 2004, 3:37:05 PM12/23/04
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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: Julianlzb87 <julia...@gmail.com>
> Reply to: [1]julia...@gmail.com
> Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 20:12:19 +0000
> Organization: Dis
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> [2]alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,
> [3]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [4]alt.zen,
> [5]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [6]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [7]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
> Followup to: [8]newsgroups
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> [10]<kuFyd.310$J5....@news.more.net>

yer too late, gold digger! :(

Ch'an Fu's already cleaned out *all* of our accounts,
and absconded with all the money! :(

(Tang says: "that was a very un-buddhist
thing for him to do :( "


(Tang is the Master of "understatement" --
"un-buddhist"? Hell! -- it was millions! :(

:( :(


(we've contacted INTERPOL, but they just brushed
it aside, and said they don't interfere in
"lovers' quarrels" :(

Sid

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cupcake wrote:

It was for a good cause:

ROME (Reuters) - "Trendy, high-tech Roman Catholics won't
have to sit at home this Christmas to watch Pope John Paul's
Christmas Midnight Mass on television. They can watch the
whole thing from wherever they are on the latest generation
of cell phones."

cupcake

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>
> Re: The art of religious leeching (was Re: Buddhists Happy)
>
> From: cupcake <t...@r.slrup>
> Reply to: [1]cupcake
> Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 20:37:05 GMT
> Newsgroups:
> [2]alt.buddha.short.fat.guy,
> [3]alt.religion.buddhism,
> [4]alt.zen,
> [5]alt.philosophy.zen,
> [6]talk.religion.buddhism,
> [7]alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
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we've put in a "humble" request to the Dalai Lama
to see if he can make us a "bridge loan"...

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