XXX: Why Eve let the Snake into her cave?
TheTibetanMonkey
Fruit, she let the snake in! God went into a shock and cursed humanity
for our sexuality. Well, that was rather bizarre, being a live snake,
but nowadays there some wonderfully safe products where women
reminisce of the original sin...
Katie M. (Gaylord, MI) 9/5/2008 7:31 PM
Terrified of snakes? Well now is the time to face your fears! The Eden
Snake of Paradise will be the one snake that will be sure to please
you. This snake has all the right curves and added bumps that will
delight you. Once I opened my box from TooTimid, I couldn’t help but
get over how pretty even the package was! Provided with the glass
snake is a velvet bag for storage. I was excited to try this baby out,
I washed my new glass dildo(don‘t forget wash before and after each
use), laid in bed and got all ready to take on the snake! Still cool
to the touch, the Eden Snake of Paradise was nice and smooth, and
warmed up with my body. The bumps along the two sides were not as
noticeable as I was hoping they were going to be. Will have to review
again and pay extra special attention to the colorful little orange
bumps! On to the curves…………oh yes this snake has curves! I was
pleasantly surprised that the way the Snake is curved made me feel
full. With those curves the Snake feels thicker than what it actually
is! With it’s diameter measuring 1.25 inches and a length of 8.5
inches. I was fully pleased with the slithering of this snake! The
Eden Snake of Paradise gets a 5 out of 5 in my book, because it’s
glass which is always a favorite as you can heat it up or cool it
down, the smoothness and hardness of glass, and because of those
curves! This has the looks and feel that all the glass lovers as
myself like, and is great for the newbie as well! This one will surely
last a long time and get plenty of use!
http://shop.tootimid.com/snake-of-paradise.aspx
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"I say in my path to enlightenment that everything is good if it makes
you happy. But beware of live snakes!"
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
On Dec 22, 12:57 pm, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> news:8040f929-7fff-438d...@k17g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 22, 12:05 pm, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
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> > degenerate
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> >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuq04T-v5o
> >You think she was degenerate?
>
> no, You think You're degenerate, Monkey Butt.
After you degraded Eve's reputation and thus of all women in the world
for the last few thousand years?
Hey, MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS!!!!
And women still buy that crap!?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> > "XXX: WHY EVE LET THE SNAKE INTO HER CAVE?"
>
> I am the bitch of the Omnipotent God, of all Creation.-
That's OK. I just remind you to beware of live snakes. ;)
The SneakySnake came up to Eve and told her: "Look how fragile and
cold I am... Would you warm me up?" And the rest is history.
Lady Azure, Baroness O de North Pole.
> Don't hold any illusions for kids... Eve didn't bite the Forbidden
> Fruit, she let the snake in!
Blame the Serpent who according to the records is "Gods Most Beloved Angel".
Follow Rome, he was "Cast Down circa 750 AD.
So Hunt him destroy him stop him before he brings a new faith to the world.
Before he proves the Church's Lie, and sets them straight.
Stop Him, before he proves he is "Gods Chosen Weapon"!
Lady Azure, Baroness O de North Pole.
No that was Hercules story.
Zeus' Son!!!!!!!!!!!!
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