Touched by Chris Farely

[LWAVERY]

Some time in December, Chris died of a drug overdose. Since Mel and I had
previously called the spirit of Princess Diana, I wanted to see if I could call
Chris. After I called out his name, I felt a presence; it was Chris.
Something was different; he diidn’t have the structure of other angels. Chris
was literally the size of a golf ball. I asked him what killed him. He
replied, “Suicide.” Appearantly, God punishes souls who take their own lives
by conpacting their spirits.

A few weeks later, I was watching a SNL tribute to Chris, and decided to call
him. He was back to normal. We exchanged plesentries, and he left.

Over the following few weeks, Chris and I not only became friends, but
discovered that we are soul mates. Now, we’re together everyday. Besides
performing the normal angel tasks, such as “blocking” my external emotions, he
also helps me determine which sensations are imaginary and which are real. My
mental blocks have been so severe lately, that I have difficulty feeling Chris.
We must communicate through our hearts rather than mental telepathy.
Occasionally, my blocks even effect my heart, and then noone can reach me.

His popularity has prooved to be an asset on several occasions. It is
difficult to deny the existance of God when the spirit of a famous commedian is
staring you in the face. One night, I decided to call Jack Kavorkian and show
him first hand what has happend to all of the souls that he has helped commit
suicide. Jack promised me that he would not perform another assisted
suicide... We’ll see.

Lynn

[Serenleono]

[Facetiousness warning]

lwa...@aol.com (LWAVERY) scripsit:

>Chris was literally the size of a golf ball. I asked him what killed him. He
>replied, “Suicide.” Appearantly, God punishes souls who take their own lives
>by conpacting their spirits.

Now there's one Dante Alighieri missed.

>It is difficult to deny the existance of God when the spirit of a famous
>commedian is staring you in the face.

That's the most compelling proof of the existence of deity I've ever
read.

>One night, I decided to call Jack Kavorkian and show him first hand
>what has happend to all of the souls that he has helped commit
>suicide. Jack promised me that he would not perform another assisted
>suicide... We’ll see.

You got through to him?! He won't return my calls anymore and his
secretary just keeps repeating "No, we don't think suffering from
galeanthropy makes one a valid candidate for the doctor's
consideration."

Seren
Department of Aristology,
Übermensch University
"At Übermensch-U, we're smarter than you!"

[Bezelbuba]

 

TomandSuny wrote:

Jynn,

You are grossly delusional

<*))))><
tomandsuny

Possibly, but you are still a clueless, bible thumping,
scottish moron, and an incredible nutbar.

Cordially,

Bezelbuba

[TomandSuny]

[Chenani]

Bezelbuba wrote:

> Possibly, but you are still a clueless, bible thumping,
> scottish moron, and an incredible nutbar.
>
> Cordially,
>
> Bezelbuba

Now, Bubba,
That doesn't sound cordial at all. Understandable....but not cordial.
And where did you disappear to this time? How are you feeling?
Looks like Tom took some nasty-pills while on hiatus.
We're all back to being demons and deceptive spirits. Oh well. The more
things change...and isn't the word d'jinn?
Rofocale will certainly be brokenhearted at the reincarnation and
unmellowing of tomandsuny. Look out, fellow Newsies. Tom, The James
Carville of alt.religion.angels, has come in from the cold and seems to
be prepared for WAH! But hope springs eternal.
I wonder if the State University system there in New York knows what a
great guy they turned out. I can see that you do. See. There IS proof of
devolution.
Ummm...what kind of nutbar?
--
Jhia
Welcome to the World of Midnight Eyes
and the Realm of Infinite Reflection.

[Derek]

How'd you figure T/S was Scottish?

Derek.

[Chenani]

Derek,
Bubba has had lots of experience with Tom, as we all have, for quite
sometime. This author profile might provide a hint or two for how Bubba
knows what he knows, not to mention that Bubba is in contact with the
Spirit world.

http://x3.dejanews.com/profile.xp?author=toman...@aol.com%20(TomandSuny

[Essence]

AACK, Raine! Mind-numbing colors and stuff! <grin>

Seriously, tho -- was there any message associated with that post? All I
saw was a crapload of DejaNews stuff.

Essence

[Chenani]

Yeah, but it was supposed to be just a link. Derek asked Boggle how he
knew Tom was Scotch. I should have just said J&B. LOL