"Fight like an Angel!"
Mark Earnest
angel at a campout. I could tell she was an angel by the way she was
obviously worshiping a manifestation of God sitting at the head of the
gathering.
I brought some coffee to and made friends with her. Then I decided that it
would be a lot of fun to just go adventuring with an angel.
So I asked her if she would go. She said yes.
And I asked her, as we drove off in my pickup, "Did I just kidnap an angel?"
She replied as she smiled, "Yes, you in fact just did."
So we went to a McDonalds and got a hamburger. While sitting there, I asked
her if she could disappear whenever she wanted to.
She replied, "Yes, I can."
Then we drove out onto a dark, lonely country road, and I decided that it
would really be neat to see an angel pray.
So we pulled under the starry skies, and she got out, went into the field
and started to pray.
I had never seen such a heavenly experience. She became filled with life,
as she covered prayers for her friend and angels. I hoped it would never
end.
Then she described what it was like to touch a mortal human being from the
ethereal plane. She kept saying, "and then I touched him..."
And she also would repeatedly make the point..."I am an angel of the Lord,
and I have been sent to tell you that your prayers have been answered."
I asked her why all these good things were happening to me.
She said, "This is what happens when you give up everything for the
kingdom."
Once we ran out of money, and thought we would have to end the little
heavenly adventure.
No problem for an angel!
She just walked into a random grocery store, walked up to her angel buddies,
and gathered money for us to continue on our outing.
And I replied, "Fight like an angel! You all have invaded!"
Once I asked her what it was like in heaven.
She said that in heaven, they don't have bodies.
I replied, "That sounds like death!"
She then confided, "Why do you think we are coming here?"
Once she said she specialized in the care of children.
I said, "So that is why you were assigned to me!"
Once I decided that the way she was so healing was amazing, and I asked her
if she was a healer cherub. She said that was exactly right.
Once I asked her how old she was. She said "44."
I replied, as I saw the lines of wisdom in her face, "You mean 44 million,
right?
She replied, "That is exactly right."
And once we got extremely close.
And I said, "I suppose the only appropriate thing to ask an angel would be,
'was the Spirit edified?'"
She said yes, it was.
That was my very own angel.
Go find your own!
ªºª rrock
Mark Earnest wrote:
> One time a very long time ago, about 15 or 20 years ago anyway, I met this
> angel at a campout. I could tell she was an angel by the way she was
> obviously worshiping a manifestation of God sitting at the head of the
> gathering.
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>
> I brought some coffee to and made friends with her. Then I decided that it
> would be a lot of fun to just go adventuring with an angel.
>
> So I asked her if she would go. She said yes.
>
> And I asked her, as we drove off in my pickup, "Did I just kidnap an angel?"
>
> She replied as she smiled, "Yes, you in fact just did."
>
> So we went to a McDonalds and got a hamburger. While sitting there, I asked
> her if she could disappear whenever she wanted to.
>
> She replied, "Yes, I can."
(*yawn*) more pick-up story bullshit, Mark?
i didn't read the rest, but i suppose you probably fucked her. Let's
just hope that she wasn't under-age.
next
Mark Earnest
"ªºª rrock" <inv...@address.here> wrote in message
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>> One time a very long time ago, about 15 or 20 years ago anyway, I met
>> this angel at a campout. I could tell she was an angel by the way she
>> was obviously worshiping a manifestation of God sitting at the head of
>> the gathering.
>>
>>
>> I brought some coffee to and made friends with her. Then I decided that
>> it would be a lot of fun to just go adventuring with an angel.
>>
>> So I asked her if she would go. She said yes.
>>
>> And I asked her, as we drove off in my pickup, "Did I just kidnap an
>> angel?"
>>
>> She replied as she smiled, "Yes, you in fact just did."
>>
>> So we went to a McDonalds and got a hamburger. While sitting there, I
>> asked her if she could disappear whenever she wanted to.
>>
>> She replied, "Yes, I can."
>
> (*yawn*) more pick-up story bullshit, Mark?
>
> i didn't read the rest, but i suppose you probably fucked her. Let's
> just hope that she wasn't under-age.
You are just jealous that you never made it with a real, live heaven sent
angel.
ªºª rrock
Mark Earnest wrote:
> "ชบช rrock" <inv...@address.here> wrote in message
jealous? wrong again, Mark.
Tell me just why you would think people at large would want to hear
pathetic stories about your fuck-escapades? Just because you have
the delusion that any chick that gets your hormones out of whack is
an angel, doesn't mean that your fuck-capades belong under the heading
alt.religion.angels. Now if you were to, say, post that sort of thing
under alt.sex.delusions.angels, then i doubt anyone would bat an eye.
So if i happen to find your story, a) bullshit, b) boring, and c) way
off topic, then that's your problem for not telling the truth, and
having nothing to say about religion or angels.
jealous, huh... hmmmm....
Do you actually think people compare themselves, ... to YOU???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaha
omfg, that's just too funny.
Mark Earnest
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>> "ªºª rrock" <inv...@address.here> wrote in message
You're so nice, Rrock.
Just how many angels do you think you are going to attract that way?
ªºª rrock
Mark Earnest wrote:
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>>>"ชบช rrock" <inv...@address.here> wrote in message
You think that i post to this news group in order to "attract angels"?
Is that why you post to this news group, Mark,... to "attract angels"?
Mark Earnest
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>> "ªºª rrock" <inv...@address.here> wrote in message
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Either you are here because of desired association with the topic
of angels, or you are a troll...which is it Rrock?
ªºª rrock
Mark Earnest wrote:
The topic of angels and angels themselves are two different things, Mark.
Now, answer my question that you inconveniently decided to snip from your
reply in a discourteous manner (not unlike a troll):
You think that i post to this news group in order to "attract angels"?
Is that why you post to this news group, Mark,... to "attract angels"?
Mark Earnest
"ªºª rrock" <inv...@address.here> wrote in message
That is one reason, but not my primary reason.
My primary reason for posting to this group I have already made public,
which you would know if you were paying attention.
This group is my journal.
And idiots like you and Albans are helping me to
know how to counter attacks against my views in the future.
ªºª rrock
Mark Earnest wrote:
You only WISH that you would someday encounter an angel, Mark.
You speak about them like "fish" you are trying to capture.
> My primary reason for posting to this group I have already made public,
> which you would know if you were paying attention.
>
> This group is my journal.
Fuck you Mark. This group is:
1) Not yours
2) Not your journal
3) Beyond your capability to make it so.
> And idiots like you and Albans are helping me to
> know how to counter attacks against my views in the future.
If you had any views that made any sense i might believe
your purpose was other than futile.