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I'd like to Marry a 30pack of Beer
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Socrates
May 16, 2013, 2:09:49 AM5/16/13
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On 5/15/2013 10:12 PM, Crus...@nomail.com wrote:
Several states have legalized Gay marriage. I question whether those
states also allow marriage to anything else? For example, can they
marry their dog or cat or a cow or horse? Or can they marry their car
or their lawn mower or tv set?
If this is the case, then I'd like to marry a 30 pack of beer. That
way, when the judge or minister says "you can now kiss the bride", I'd
like to hear them say "You can now drink the bride".
Several states have legalized Gay marriage. I question whether those
states also allow marriage to anything else? For example, can they
marry their dog or cat or a cow or horse? Or can they marry their car
or their lawn mower or tv set?
If this is the case, then I'd like to marry a 30 pack of beer. That
way, when the judge or minister says "you can now kiss the bride", I'd
like to hear them say "You can now drink the bride".
Old Jinglebollocks
Jul 8, 2013, 6:51:11 AM7/8/13
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On Thursday, 16 May 2013 06:09:49 UTC, Socrates wrote:
> I'd like to marry a 30 pack of beer. That way, when the judge or minister says "you can now kiss the bride", I'd like to hear them say "You can now drink the bride".
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> I'd like to marry a 30 pack of beer. That way, when the judge or minister says "you can now kiss the bride", I'd like to hear them say "You can now drink the bride".
I married Bloody Mary a long time ago.
Old Jinglebollocks
Aug 24, 2013, 9:01:36 AM8/24/13
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I married Bloody Mary a long time ago.
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Bloody Mary is the best wife I've ever had.
Old Jinglebollocks
Nov 15, 2013, 8:31:57 AM11/15/13
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And Bloody Mary is faithful and true, consistently loving, till death us do part.
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