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Colbert: If atheists can go to heaven, I want my Catholicism refunded
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J.R.R. Bob Dobbs EPV
May 24, 2013, 7:53:39 PM5/24/13
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Les
May 25, 2013, 5:35:12 AM5/25/13
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On Fri, 24 May 2013 19:53:39 -0400, Bill...@webtv.net (J.R.R. Bob
Dobbs EPV) wrote:
>http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/24/colbert-if-atheists-can-go-to-heaven-i-want-my-catholicism-refunded/
No worries there is a special walled enclosure for Catholics who think
only they get there. Once a week there is delivery of Jesus's piss
in a bucket for them to drinks as well as his toe nail clippngs for
them to eat. Yep they can actually eat and drink the real Jesus.
Well they are in heaven after all
In fact that is all they get to eat and drink.
Calvinist are placed on a remote Island called 'Grosser Elect' just
south of heavens equivalent of the North Pole
Oddly enough they are quite happy up there out in the cold.
Yep, they walk round the island 66 times a day reciting "we
are the elect only we are here praise Odin" Then they sit down
and enjoy lecturing one another about how wonderful it
is to be the elect. These go on for hours. This is heaven after
all. Then, after dinner they gather round under the glow of
their halo's and sing songs about being the elect.
God even pays them a visit once in while so they can
praise him for electing them and nobody else.
Disclaimer: this post was for strictly mocking puposes. No
implications should be made as to me actually beleiving
this crap but I reserve the right to dream up and tell
as much fantasy as the religious do. They have no
monopoly on fantasy but they can keep their nonesense
These 'Absolute Truth' are offered entirely on an 'as-seen -
'take it or leave it' basis with no waranntee as to the accuracy. The
truth may vary and should be accepted entirely at your own risk for
which I can take no responibilty.
"You seem to be..', "Are you saying.." and other such
word in mouth statement are entirely the responsiblity
of the the 'youseemers' for which I take no responsibility
Les Hellawell
Greeting from:
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
"When you are in a crowd and you stand out from the
crowd it's ususually because you are being carried on
the shoulders of others."
- Desmond Tutu
Dobbs EPV) wrote:
>http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/24/colbert-if-atheists-can-go-to-heaven-i-want-my-catholicism-refunded/
No worries there is a special walled enclosure for Catholics who think
only they get there. Once a week there is delivery of Jesus's piss
in a bucket for them to drinks as well as his toe nail clippngs for
them to eat. Yep they can actually eat and drink the real Jesus.
Well they are in heaven after all
In fact that is all they get to eat and drink.
Calvinist are placed on a remote Island called 'Grosser Elect' just
south of heavens equivalent of the North Pole
Oddly enough they are quite happy up there out in the cold.
Yep, they walk round the island 66 times a day reciting "we
are the elect only we are here praise Odin" Then they sit down
and enjoy lecturing one another about how wonderful it
is to be the elect. These go on for hours. This is heaven after
all. Then, after dinner they gather round under the glow of
their halo's and sing songs about being the elect.
God even pays them a visit once in while so they can
praise him for electing them and nobody else.
Disclaimer: this post was for strictly mocking puposes. No
implications should be made as to me actually beleiving
this crap but I reserve the right to dream up and tell
as much fantasy as the religious do. They have no
monopoly on fantasy but they can keep their nonesense
These 'Absolute Truth' are offered entirely on an 'as-seen -
'take it or leave it' basis with no waranntee as to the accuracy. The
truth may vary and should be accepted entirely at your own risk for
which I can take no responibilty.
"You seem to be..', "Are you saying.." and other such
word in mouth statement are entirely the responsiblity
of the the 'youseemers' for which I take no responsibility
Les Hellawell
Greeting from:
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
"When you are in a crowd and you stand out from the
crowd it's ususually because you are being carried on
the shoulders of others."
- Desmond Tutu
duke
May 25, 2013, 7:07:49 AM5/25/13
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On Fri, 24 May 2013 19:53:39 -0400, Bill...@webtv.net (J.R.R. Bob Dobbs EPV)
wrote:
>http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/24/colbert-if-atheists-can-go-to-heaven-i-want-my-catholicism-refunded/
It's nice to learn that The Raw Story is liberal garbage. It's clearly a site
wrote:
>http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/24/colbert-if-atheists-can-go-to-heaven-i-want-my-catholicism-refunded/
to be ignored.
The dukester, American - American
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May 25, 2013, 8:09:42 AM5/25/13
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On Fri, 24 May 2013 19:53:39 -0400, Bill...@webtv.net (J.R.R. Bob
Dobbs EPV) wrote:
>http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/24/colbert-if-atheists-can-go-to-heaven-i-want-my-catholicism-refunded/
Beautiful - now how about reparations for all the poor suckers that
Dobbs EPV) wrote:
>http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/24/colbert-if-atheists-can-go-to-heaven-i-want-my-catholicism-refunded/
became Catholic just for the fast track to heaven?
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Jeanne Douglas
May 25, 2013, 8:59:32 PM5/25/13
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In article <2226-519...@storefull-3112.bay.webtv.net>,
3/redemption-for-all>
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JD
"Osama Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."--VP Joseph Biden
Bill...@webtv.net (J.R.R. Bob Dobbs EPV) wrote:
> http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/24/colbert-if-atheists-can-go-to-heaven-i-w
> ant-my-catholicism-refunded/
<http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/426700/may-23-201
> http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/24/colbert-if-atheists-can-go-to-heaven-i-w
> ant-my-catholicism-refunded/
3/redemption-for-all>
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JD
"Osama Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."--VP Joseph Biden
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