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ScottyFLL

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Oct 15, 2006, 5:58:50 PM10/15/06
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Hi, my story seems funny but it's actually a very serious problem to me.
I have a fetish with sniffing guys' balls even when I don't know the
person. My psychologist says it could be a rare form of a Tourette's
syndrome but I cannot help it. One time I was eating out at Ruby
Tuesdays and this waiter asked me if I'd like anything else, well, I
unzipped his fly and starting sniffing his balls. He proceeded to yell
because I squeezed them really really hard and he called the cops on me.
When I was taken into jail the cop let me sniff his balls, but I didn't
want to sniff his ugly balls. Instead I just licked his balls until he
blew it all over my face. Those bastards, but at least I got out of a
ticket ya know. I just can't help it, I need serious help so thatI can
go out without getting the urge to sniff balls.


ScottyFLL

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Oct 15, 2006, 7:13:39 PM10/15/06
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ScottyFLL wrote:
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That's another one, bobandcarole.

Mark Warner

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Oct 15, 2006, 7:41:09 PM10/15/06
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ScottyFLL wrote:
> ScottyFLL wrote:
> That's another one, bobandcarole.

Scotty, a word of advice: give it up.

This is Usenet. Shit like this happens all the time. You can't stop it,
and it's not worth getting worked up over.

Again, you won't win. Don't play.

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Tim and Lisa

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Oct 15, 2006, 9:38:18 PM10/15/06
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"ScottyFLL" <an...@comments.header> wrote in message
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Yeah, Don't squeeze his balls so hard next time, treat them like jewels man!
;o)


bob&carole

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Oct 15, 2006, 10:42:34 PM10/15/06
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LOL

Strife767

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Oct 16, 2006, 12:09:40 AM10/16/06
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On Sun, 15 Oct 2006 17:58:50 -0400, ScottyFLL <an...@comments.header> wrote:

Nothing. Obvious forgery.


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Handover Phist

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Oct 16, 2006, 2:57:06 AM10/16/06
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Tim and Lisa :

This entire thread is tainted.


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S. LaRocca

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Oct 16, 2006, 9:27:10 AM10/16/06
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ScottyFLL <an...@comments.header> wrote in news:0FLMMYFM39005.7491898148
@twistycreek.com:

Hey there Scotty The Scroat Bag Sniffer, Hell with your shrink... He just
wants to keep you comin' back... No doubt, he's got a boat payment coming
up. Live, and let live... If sniffing a rotten set of hoo yons puts starch
in the helmuted Nazi, who are we to judge you... Snif away Champ !

Tim and Lisa

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Oct 16, 2006, 10:24:01 AM10/16/06
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"Handover Phist" <ja...@jason.websterscafe.com> wrote in message
news:slrnej6b4d...@jason.websterscafe.com...

> Tim and Lisa :
>>
>> "ScottyFLL" <an...@comments.header> wrote in message
>> news:0FLMMYFM3900...@twistycreek.com...
>>>
>>> Hi, my story seems funny but it's actually a very serious problem to me.
>>> I have a fetish with sniffing guys' balls even when I don't know the
>>> person. My psychologist says it could be a rare form of a Tourette's
>>> syndrome but I cannot help it. One time I was eating out at Ruby
>>> Tuesdays and this waiter asked me if I'd like anything else, well, I
>>> unzipped his fly and starting sniffing his balls. He proceeded to yell
>>> because I squeezed them really really hard and he called the cops on me.
>>> When I was taken into jail the cop let me sniff his balls, but I didn't
>>> want to sniff his ugly balls. Instead I just licked his balls until he
>>> blew it all over my face. Those bastards, but at least I got out of a
>>> ticket ya know. I just can't help it, I need serious help so thatI can
>>> go out without getting the urge to sniff balls.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Yeah, Don't squeeze his balls so hard next time, treat them like jewels
>> man!
>> ;o)
>
> This entire thread is tainted.
>
>


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ScottyFLL

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Oct 16, 2006, 11:36:33 AM10/16/06
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I hope you understand that that was posted by imposter bobandcarole.

Mark Warner

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Oct 16, 2006, 12:23:38 PM10/16/06
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ScottyFLL wrote:
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> I hope you understand that that was posted by imposter bobandcarole.

Everybody understands that. That's why it's unreasonable for you to get
all worked up about it.

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ScottyFLL

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Oct 16, 2006, 12:32:10 PM10/16/06
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My sister goes running every morning. When she gets done she goes and
takes a shower and she always leaves her dirty clothes on the floor. I go
in after her and get naked. I pick up her stinky socks and put them on my
face while breathing in deeply. The smell gags me but it always makes my
dick so hard. With the sock still over my nose I pick up her dirty
panties and lick the brown spot where they rode up her ass. It always
gets me off.


F.H.

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Oct 16, 2006, 1:34:27 PM10/16/06
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Who is clearly pretty sick and can't even figure out how to start a new
thread.

bobandcarole

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Oct 16, 2006, 1:50:27 PM10/16/06
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Then post proof scotty.
Don't you have anything besides your paranoid ramblings?
You must have found a bottle of MD 20/20 and chugged away..............


I'm calling you out, idiot
You make these slanderous allegations yet you post not one shred of
proof.
You have no proof scotty, somebody is yanking your chain and you take
the bait and tapdance better then BoJangles.
I don't know when I've laughed so hard, even chilton doesn't crack me
up like you do.
Put up or shut up scotty............

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ScottyFLL

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Oct 16, 2006, 5:19:59 PM10/16/06
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Biljo White wrote:
> Scotty, for shame! You're a disgrace to the gay community. How've you been,
> anyway?

I'm good, Biljo. Where've ya been?

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