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Pithy Little AA Sayings

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jimbo

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Nov 7, 2009, 10:06:51 AM11/7/09
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Spice up yer AA speak with over 1000 pithy little AA sayings!

http://hindsfoot.org/offintro.html

mike

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Nov 7, 2009, 11:59:54 AM11/7/09
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jimbo, 11/7/2009,10:06:51 AM, wrote:

> Spice up yer AA speak with over 1000 pithy little AA sayings!
>
> http://hindsfoot.org/offintro.html

The ones I like:

"Those of us who have remained here were chosen to be sober. Because of
that, we no longer have the privilege to remain neutral. We�re charged
with the responsibility to carry this message."

"Laughter is the sound effect of recovery."

"We�re responsible for what is possible, and God is responsible for
what is impossible."

"If you tell me something, I�ll forget it. If you show me something,
I�ll remember it. If you involve me in something, I�ll understand it. "

"There may only be just 3 prayers ... Help ... Thank you ... and Wow."

"If you hang out in front of a barber shop long enough, you�re gonna
get a haircut." (Variant -- "You don't go to the whorehouse to listen
to the piano player."

mikewestvale

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Nov 7, 2009, 1:55:00 PM11/7/09
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> "If you hang out in front of a barber shop long enough, you’re gonna
> get a haircut."  (Variant -- "You don't go to the whorehouse to listen
> to the piano player."

I was at my barbers yesterday who now says she doesn't think she's
alcoholic. I did end up with a haircut and got her to go to another
meeting. Imagine 12 stepping a hormonal woman with scissors. You must
choose your words very very carefully.

Hiccum Blurpaedius

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Nov 7, 2009, 3:42:43 PM11/7/09
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Sounds to me like you are pimping AA.

She is gonna snip your little testicles.

TheGoz

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Nov 8, 2009, 8:42:03 AM11/8/09
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jimbo writes:
> Spice up yer AA speak with over 1000 pithy little AA sayings!
>
> http://hindsfoot.org/offintro.html

This one brought a smile to my face...:O)

"I was convinced that I was better than all the people who were
stepping over me. "

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