http://danwarp.blogspot.com/2009/12/funny-phrases-its-time-to-retire.html
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A fartin' horse is ready to retire....A fartin' man's the one to hire.
Hell, if all those phrases are banned, ARAA really /will/ be dead!
Ya THINK?
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Mark Warner
MEPIS Linux
Registered Linux User #415318
...lose .inhibitions when replying
Alrighty then.
It turned out the Zombie that was showing up in my MEPIS AntiX Skype
Server *was* ARAA. It appears Tex had sprinkled some kind of powder he
had made from ground up dried puffer fishes, marine toads 'nd hyla tree
frogs causing it to go into a trance and appear dead. Once I got it out
of the server and laid out on the breakfast bar, My *raven* *Maven*
friend who lives around back, came over with a little bag of baby
alligator teeth from Louisiana and, bowl of chiken guts, two toes off a
genuine loup-garou and couple of funny looken sticks. She did lil dance
around the corpse, and we had it up and going aroud in circles again in
no time. After that it was just a matter of FTPing it back up on to Usenet.
Anyway, so's ro dispel any myths, rumors, etc. as to the demise of ARAA,
they are *totally* unfounded and without substance.
It was kind of woozy when we FTP it back, but should make full recovery
in a couple of days.
HTH
CC
BSOD WOW! big time on XP x86. Looka all shit it caused.
http://the-old-gnu-zoo.org/photos/winders_killer_post.jpg
Don't none yew folks mess with none that stuff from Louisiana what them
Raven Maven Cajun Queens whut lives in them hallowed logs carries
'round in them lil bags around they necks.
CC
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>Anyway, so's ro dispel any myths, rumors, etc. as to the demise of ARAA,
>they are *totally* unfounded and without substance.
ARAA will be demised on or before Harvey Milk Day 2010. Thousands of
tedw's will be marching in the streets waving their teabags!
Will not sew neither! Madame Marie LeBoisdearch aka Da Raven Maven whut
heped me resurrect it, give it a big table spoon full of Cajun Crock
Turgid Testicle squeezins mixed with Terkel Tar Immortality Elixir 'fore
we put it back u on the web in 'n un-demised, de-zombied state. Sed she
got the formula frum a washed up ex French Quarter biker/rodeo
clown/balloon blower named Honker-Jack and sum staff member out at Loyola.
ARAA n'est pas mort, plus long que �ternel, il vivra!
CC
I have never even heard of half of those!
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- Sandy
"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of
the light." - Dylan Thomas
Hey, don’t go there!
That's what she said!
"JoeRaisin" <joerai...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:hhsk3a$jid$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
Did that mean that "cumming there" was also out of the question?
What happened to the page?
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