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jimbo

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Jan 5, 2010, 1:04:52 AM1/5/10
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I have some friends who constantly make bad decisions. After years of
trying to help them change I have offered to start a new self-help
group only if it is done my way and with no debate.

These are the basic requirements the members must meet.

- They must grow a moustache b/c these people are losers and they need
anonymity.
- They will wear uniform shirts and ties to reduce the defect of
comparing.
- They will give me a payment of 10$ per week per person to signify
that they are committed to this program.
- They will chant my name at the opening and closing of the meeting.

F.H.

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Jan 5, 2010, 1:09:00 AM1/5/10
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It will be called the "Support Jim Group" right?

HankVC

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Jan 5, 2010, 1:31:42 AM1/5/10
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In article <249a4ef6-f03c-4600...@u37g2000vbc.googlegroups.com>,

Sorry, Jimbo, but Bill Wilson beat you to the punch.

Tex

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Jan 5, 2010, 2:14:30 AM1/5/10
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On Mon, 4 Jan 2010 22:04:52 -0800 (PST), jimbo <jbl...@videotron.ca>
wrote:

1st off it's too cheap .... might get a couple Sharx666's at that
cheap price.

And why would anyone want a bunch of (alleged) losers chanting his
name?

Make it a real self-help deal .... anytime anything comes up about a
decision / good / or / bad tell them they are on their own and to deal
with it.

jimbo

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Jan 5, 2010, 7:44:28 AM1/5/10
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On Jan 5, 2:14 am, Tex <twizz...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> 1st off it's too cheap .... might get a couple Sharx666's at that
> cheap price.

I will sort out the wheat from the chaff.

> And why would anyone want a bunch of (alleged) losers chanting his
> name?

My inner guru is crying out to be unleashed upon the fucked-up!

> Make it a real self-help deal .... anytime anything comes up about a
> decision / good / or / bad tell them they are on their own and to deal
> with it.

I will introduce my own model of the Ouji board to provide my clients
with spiritual insight.

Jim

S.LaRocca

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Jan 5, 2010, 10:45:55 AM1/5/10
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jimbo <jbl...@videotron.ca> wrote in news:249a4ef6-f03c-4600-aa85-
4acc38...@u37g2000vbc.googlegroups.com:

Include porn movies & Montreal Bagels in that package & make that Jimbo
chant an option & you have a deal, pal.

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jimbo

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Jan 5, 2010, 12:43:48 PM1/5/10
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On Jan 5, 10:45 am, "S.LaRocca" <geec...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Include porn movies & Montreal Bagels in that package & make that Jimbo
> chant an option & you have a deal, pal.

I'm sure I could find some fat chick porn which would meet yer needs.
Jim

Tex

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Jan 5, 2010, 12:45:14 PM1/5/10
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On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 04:44:28 -0800 (PST), jimbo <jbl...@videotron.ca>
wrote:

>My inner guru is crying out to be unleashed upon the fucked-up!

Now this, I can understand! An unleashed inner guru is priceless! :)

Tex

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Jan 5, 2010, 12:46:38 PM1/5/10
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On 05 Jan 2010 15:45:55 GMT, "S.LaRocca" <gee...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Include porn movies & Montreal Bagels in that package & make that Jimbo
>chant an option & you have a deal, pal.

You're disqualified! You show signs of having the ability to make good
decisions!

S.LaRocca

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Jan 5, 2010, 1:05:02 PM1/5/10
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jimbo <jbl...@videotron.ca> wrote in news:e2800b3d-ee9b-46bd-99b7-
be20e1...@e20g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:


>
> I'm sure I could find some fat chick porn which would meet yer needs.
> Jim

Fat Chick Porn ???...In that case, you'd better make room for Tex too...
The chances of him turning down fat chick porn is about as great as a fat
guy turning down free pizza.

Tex

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Jan 5, 2010, 7:57:00 PM1/5/10
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On 05 Jan 2010 18:05:02 GMT, "S.LaRocca" <gee...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>Fat Chick Porn ???...In that case, you'd better make room for Tex too...
>The chances of him turning down fat chick porn is about as great as a fat
>guy turning down free pizza.

I have no desire in porn / unless memories count as such! Now Sharx666
would get all wet just thinking about Fat Chuck Porn! Hah ha! He's a
virtual widower now that Goz has gone to the promise land.

S.LaRocca

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Jan 6, 2010, 6:19:29 AM1/6/10
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Tex <twiz...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:fmu6k51c6mrsknaa1vs6oqud9nsnh75rm5
@4ax.com:


>
> You're disqualified! You show signs of having the ability to make good
> decisions!
>

And yet, I remain a train wreck.

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