Re: Please Help Me

[Trish]

How great you get a net connection in the middle of the woods. Maybe you
are in someone's big backyard? Keep walking to the smell of the BBQ

<thomash...@gomail.com> wrote in message
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> Please Help Me
> I work in an office. I wanted to take an adventerous vacation and go
> camping in the great big wild woods. A week ago I left the office and
> packed my car with supplies and drove for several days until I saw a
> big woods. I parked my car, grabbed all my camping supplies and
> entered the woods. I brought along everything I thought I would need.
> Besides my clothes I'm wearing, I brought a box of candy bars, a bag
> of marshmellows, a George Foreman grill, a paper cutter, a 12 pack of
> Budweiser, a stapler with a spare box of staples, some condoms, 30
> self addressed stamped envelopes, my pocket Bible, my check book and
> credit card, a box of paper clips, a ream of fax paper, a photocopier,
> a box of pencils, an electric pencil sharpener, 24 pens, a high
> intensity desk lamp, my cd player. an overhead projector, an
> autographed picture of the Chicago Bears, my "Survival Guide to the
> Stock Market" book, and my computer.
>
> Now I'm lost. Somewhere out here in the wilderness, I am completely
> lost. I have not slept in a week because I dont have a tent to sleep
> in. I never thought I'd need a tent to sleep. All I have around me
> are sticks, branches, trees, and dried up leaves. How can I make a
> tent out of leaves and sticks? I think I might be here for years,
> until someone finds me, so I need a tent. I could also use some
> toilet paper for the toilet I made out of some rocks (it dont flush
> though). Then after all that is done, where do I buy groceries out
> here in the wilderness? They must have some stores out here where the
> animals shop. Just yesterday I saw a squirrel eating some nuts.
> Where did he buy them?
>
> If someone reading this message could be kind enough to call my boss
> and tell him I won't be in for work on Monday, (unless he sends
> someone to find me). Tell him I'm sorry, but I'm lost. I dont know
> his phone number, but his name is James Smith and he lives in Chicago.
> Please call him.
>
> Tom

[Moose]

You are beyond help. You were probably not a Boy Scout or you would have
'Been Prepared'.
My people would call you a 'Stunad.'

[none2u]

"Moose" <jlr...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> You are beyond help. You were probably not a Boy Scout or you would have
> 'Been Prepared'.
> My people would call you a 'Stunad.'

>>Here's his email. Hope some spammers check on him to see if he's ok
>>thomash...@gomail.com

[Craig]

:-)
Thanks for the story....I thought it was pretty good. I knew trouble was
brewing as soon
as I saw that you'd packed a paper cutter.
Craig