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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 24, 2012, 10:14:54 PM2/24/12
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"The Right to bear Arms" is enshrined in the Constitution --or so they
say-- and one has to wonder how it can benefit cyclists. We are often
on the receiving end of attacks and one must be ready to fight for
survival.
A gun is not much of help and it can get you many years behind bars.
At close quarters it may not be the best choice. I say a baseball bat
is one good choice, though you must accommodate that in your bicycle,
perhaps strapped to the frame. A stun-gun sounds like an even better
choice. You'll be ready for people and dogs alike. A whip is something
they wouldn't expect, but you must be very good at it. Say "jump" and
crack the whip. The sticks with the chain they use in martial arts
seem very appropriate. I propose that we use a water-gun to keep the
animal instincts from boiling over.
But the best strategy is perhaps to avoid conflict with drivers who
are already under the stresses of the rat race. Just make sure they
understand that you are a "peaceful warrior," whatever that means.
Tell you what, give them a banana.
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say-- and one has to wonder how it can benefit cyclists. We are often
on the receiving end of attacks and one must be ready to fight for
survival.
A gun is not much of help and it can get you many years behind bars.
At close quarters it may not be the best choice. I say a baseball bat
is one good choice, though you must accommodate that in your bicycle,
perhaps strapped to the frame. A stun-gun sounds like an even better
choice. You'll be ready for people and dogs alike. A whip is something
they wouldn't expect, but you must be very good at it. Say "jump" and
crack the whip. The sticks with the chain they use in martial arts
seem very appropriate. I propose that we use a water-gun to keep the
animal instincts from boiling over.
But the best strategy is perhaps to avoid conflict with drivers who
are already under the stresses of the rat race. Just make sure they
understand that you are a "peaceful warrior," whatever that means.
Tell you what, give them a banana.
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http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
Justin
Feb 25, 2012, 2:46:41 AM2/25/12
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On 25 feb, 04:14, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
I carry a sharpened screwdriver
si...@simonmason.karoo.co.uk
Feb 25, 2012, 8:57:27 AM2/25/12
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Good choice.
Also useful for prising glass shards out of your tyres before they
burrow their way further inside the rubber.
--
Simon Mason
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 25, 2012, 9:54:03 AM2/25/12
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On Feb 25, 5:58 am, John B. <johnbsloc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:45:51 -0800 (PST), kolldata
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> <datak...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >http://www.misdefenseproducts.com/Hot-Pepper-Sprays-Types-p-1-c-889.h...
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> Trouble that the SUV that "toots" at you probably got the windows
> closed and the AC purring :-)
The tool of choice in the jungle is the machete. You can claim you
need it to cut overhanging branches while riding on sidewalks. It's
also a movie...
http://fancoredaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/machete_ver11.jpg
> On Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:45:51 -0800 (PST), kolldata
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> <datak...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >http://www.misdefenseproducts.com/Hot-Pepper-Sprays-Types-p-1-c-889.h...
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> Trouble that the SUV that "toots" at you probably got the windows
> closed and the AC purring :-)
The tool of choice in the jungle is the machete. You can claim you
need it to cut overhanging branches while riding on sidewalks. It's
also a movie...
http://fancoredaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/machete_ver11.jpg
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 25, 2012, 10:23:12 AM2/25/12
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On Feb 25, 9:53 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
I don't know if there's cause & effect in this, but when you carry a
machete you get a lot of respect and the best chicks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4oiYBdjRPA&NR=1&feature=endscreen
The best scene is that of the threesome, but that's only my humble
opinion. Parlare italiano?
(sorry, i selected this trailer because of the threesome scene)
machete you get a lot of respect and the best chicks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4oiYBdjRPA&NR=1&feature=endscreen
The best scene is that of the threesome, but that's only my humble
opinion. Parlare italiano?
(sorry, i selected this trailer because of the threesome scene)
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 25, 2012, 2:07:24 PM2/25/12
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On Feb 25, 10:24 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
Again, I don't want this to be misinterpreted. Hollywood sells
wholesale violence, but very few smart movies. What are those two
chicks doing with this guy in an action movie? Does that happen in
real life to a guy with a machete? Wouldn't they belong in a porno
movie?
But you may always claim that LOVE IS BETTER THAN VIOLENCE, and in
effect it may be the best scene in the movie.
Hollywood though is not coming out clean. They manufacture a reality
that appeals to our primal instincts. The monkey goes wild and goes on
a rampage. This video by contrast goes deeper into human nature and
the ultimate battle of good vs. evil...
BALI "Wild Monkeys Running Free"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwLwOFF5gcQ
The monkeys around here live in cages and drive cages --often going
beyond their means.
"Bali, Bali," everyone talks about Bali, but the monkey may hold the
ultimate truth. "PARADISE IS WHERE YOU CAN ROAM FREE."
Another "manufactured reality": Escaping routine, Julia Roberts goes
to Bali looking for happiness and while riding a classic bicycle --all
romantic so far-- this wealthy guy driving a 4WD vehicle literally
bumps into her, injuring her... and she falls in love. He's not
converted to bicycling, though, as you'd expect in wisdom. In the
final scene they disappear into the horizon as he roars his
motorboat's mighty outboard motors toward a deserted island...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjay5vgIwt4
"POLLUTION IN PARADISE" is also very common around here. Riding a
canoe --true ancient wisdom-- is as dangerous as cycling because of
the motorboats. So dangerous that you better not cross their path on
weekends and beware, they are likely to be drunk and they have the
right of way! The rules on the water are even more predatory than on
land. You don't need a motorboat to reach the islands though. All you
need is the Wisdom of the Jungle.
Do I sound like preaching? Then you must hear this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbYPObpyLaE
Many paths in the jungle, and we all have a different approach. The
priest misses the bike, that's where wisdom is. "PEDAL, EAT, LOVE,"
that's my recipe for happiness. You can't eat when you are not hungry,
and you can't be hungry when you don't burn the calories. No gyms
here. You need to roam free and feel the energy. Energy, everything is
energy. Time to ride a bike now. No prayers. No machete.
This "universal truth" is only limited where mountains are too high.
That's the realm of the Buddhist monks and the beasts of burden.
This is the final equation: E=MC2...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-S3c1U4FPA
The theory of everything is finally in place. Even our most rewarding
fantasy with two girls are about energy. It's neurons firing
electrical impulses. Is the orgasm energy or what? I think it is, but
wholesale violence, but very few smart movies. What are those two
chicks doing with this guy in an action movie? Does that happen in
real life to a guy with a machete? Wouldn't they belong in a porno
movie?
But you may always claim that LOVE IS BETTER THAN VIOLENCE, and in
effect it may be the best scene in the movie.
Hollywood though is not coming out clean. They manufacture a reality
that appeals to our primal instincts. The monkey goes wild and goes on
a rampage. This video by contrast goes deeper into human nature and
the ultimate battle of good vs. evil...
BALI "Wild Monkeys Running Free"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwLwOFF5gcQ
The monkeys around here live in cages and drive cages --often going
beyond their means.
"Bali, Bali," everyone talks about Bali, but the monkey may hold the
ultimate truth. "PARADISE IS WHERE YOU CAN ROAM FREE."
Another "manufactured reality": Escaping routine, Julia Roberts goes
to Bali looking for happiness and while riding a classic bicycle --all
romantic so far-- this wealthy guy driving a 4WD vehicle literally
bumps into her, injuring her... and she falls in love. He's not
converted to bicycling, though, as you'd expect in wisdom. In the
final scene they disappear into the horizon as he roars his
motorboat's mighty outboard motors toward a deserted island...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjay5vgIwt4
"POLLUTION IN PARADISE" is also very common around here. Riding a
canoe --true ancient wisdom-- is as dangerous as cycling because of
the motorboats. So dangerous that you better not cross their path on
weekends and beware, they are likely to be drunk and they have the
right of way! The rules on the water are even more predatory than on
land. You don't need a motorboat to reach the islands though. All you
need is the Wisdom of the Jungle.
Do I sound like preaching? Then you must hear this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbYPObpyLaE
Many paths in the jungle, and we all have a different approach. The
priest misses the bike, that's where wisdom is. "PEDAL, EAT, LOVE,"
that's my recipe for happiness. You can't eat when you are not hungry,
and you can't be hungry when you don't burn the calories. No gyms
here. You need to roam free and feel the energy. Energy, everything is
energy. Time to ride a bike now. No prayers. No machete.
This "universal truth" is only limited where mountains are too high.
That's the realm of the Buddhist monks and the beasts of burden.
This is the final equation: E=MC2...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-S3c1U4FPA
The theory of everything is finally in place. Even our most rewarding
fantasy with two girls are about energy. It's neurons firing
electrical impulses. Is the orgasm energy or what? I think it is, but
that's only my humble opinion.
The bike outing? I'm afraid is going to rain.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 25, 2012, 2:49:31 PM2/25/12
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On Feb 25, 2:39 pm, Free Lunch <lu...@nofreelunch.us> wrote:
> On Sat, 25 Feb 2012 11:13:05 -0800 (PST), "His Highness the
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> >On Feb 25, 1:54 pm, Bruce <docnews2...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
> >> >The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
> >> >and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
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> >> >I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
> >> >strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
> >> >thing unfold from block away.
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> >> Cyclists are such complete shi... ^H^H^H charming people.
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> >I still think the banana is the best weapon in most cases.
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> Presumably using the Beverly Hills Cop method.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsQPhfIB28Y
Why not, it sounds very clever. Does it work though?
> On Sat, 25 Feb 2012 11:13:05 -0800 (PST), "His Highness the
> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in misc.transport.urban-transit:
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> >On Feb 25, 1:54 pm, Bruce <docnews2...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Agent_C <agent-c-hates-s...@nyc.rr.com> wrote:
> >> >>But the best strategy is perhaps to avoid conflict with drivers who
> >> >>are already under the stresses of the rat race. Just make sure they
> >> >>understand that you are a "peaceful warrior," whatever that means.
> >> >>Tell you what, give them a banana.
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> >> >A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
> >> >>But the best strategy is perhaps to avoid conflict with drivers who
> >> >>are already under the stresses of the rat race. Just make sure they
> >> >>understand that you are a "peaceful warrior," whatever that means.
> >> >>Tell you what, give them a banana.
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> >> >will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
> >> >The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
> >> >and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
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> >> >I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
> >> >strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
> >> >thing unfold from block away.
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> >> Cyclists are such complete shi... ^H^H^H charming people.
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> >I still think the banana is the best weapon in most cases.
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> Presumably using the Beverly Hills Cop method.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsQPhfIB28Y
Why not, it sounds very clever. Does it work though?
JNugent
Feb 25, 2012, 5:52:23 PM2/25/12
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A brain. And some common sense. And a willingness to comply with the law.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 25, 2012, 8:55:35 PM2/25/12
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On Feb 25, 5:52 pm, JNugent <jennings...@fastmail.fm> wrote:
> A brain. And some common sense. And a willingness to comply with the law.
Many drivers are totally lawless, starting with the speed limits. They
> A brain. And some common sense. And a willingness to comply with the law.
know enforcement is selective and primitive. There are no SPEED
CAMERAS out there to do some systematic enforcement. The cyclist that
was killed in Key Biscayne last week was the victim of a speeding DUI
driver, hit and run as usual. But they caught the guy after the fact.
Notice the bus driver that attacked the cyclist in the UK was caught
on camera. We are left to fend for ourselves among beasts, and the
light sentence given to the bus driver in the UK just confirms that.
On Feb 25, 3:58 pm, Sir Ridesalot <i_am_cycle_pat...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> Curiosity bites.
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> Do you ever ride a bicycle?
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> Cheers
If I didn't I'd be a hypocrite. I'm a real rider in the real world
trying to promote the bike as a real vehicle, ie. Dutch style cycling.
I do ride in conditions best described as "adverse and hostile," but
it's also very rewarding by my choice of style, namely "safari." In
other words, my riding a bike makes one of a kind.
All that elusive look SUV owners try to get --adventurous-- I get it
with much mundane means. But humbleness is my trademark.
It doesn't really matter if you ride a lot or a little. I did some 12
miles yesterday, none today. It hasn't rained, just windy and
overcast.
Dave - Cyclists VOR
Feb 26, 2012, 6:45:37 AM2/26/12
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On 25/02/2012 22:52, JNugent wrote:
> A brain. And some common sense. And a willingness to comply with the law.
Three strikes for cyclists then?
> A brain. And some common sense. And a willingness to comply with the law.
--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University
AngryOldWhiteGuy
Feb 26, 2012, 9:08:36 AM2/26/12
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We're allowed to carry guns in the free state of Texas - heck, it's almost
required - I usually go with a 50 cal belt fed mounted on my recumbent
trike - my BUG (back up gun) is a 12 guage pump gun mounted under the seat,
and I have a 380 semi automatic pistol with three extra magazines strapped
to my ankle - that's for when I'm riding around the neighborhood - anytime I
ride near the 'hood, I wear my Kevlar apparel, and take my two 75 pound pit
bulls along with me.
"Dave - Cyclists VOR" <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:BXo2r.123344$Uj7....@newsfe05.ams2...
required - I usually go with a 50 cal belt fed mounted on my recumbent
trike - my BUG (back up gun) is a 12 guage pump gun mounted under the seat,
and I have a 380 semi automatic pistol with three extra magazines strapped
to my ankle - that's for when I'm riding around the neighborhood - anytime I
ride near the 'hood, I wear my Kevlar apparel, and take my two 75 pound pit
bulls along with me.
"Dave - Cyclists VOR" <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:BXo2r.123344$Uj7....@newsfe05.ams2...
JNugent
Feb 26, 2012, 9:35:15 AM2/26/12
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On 26/02/2012 14:08, AngryOldWhiteGuy wrote:
> "Dave - Cyclists VOR"<davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>> JNugent wrote:
>>> A brain. And some common sense. And a willingness to comply with the law.
>> Three strikes for cyclists then?
> "Dave - Cyclists VOR"<davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>> JNugent wrote:
>>> A brain. And some common sense. And a willingness to comply with the law.
>> Three strikes for cyclists then?
> We're allowed to carry guns in the free state of Texas - heck, it's almost
> required - I usually go with a 50 cal belt fed mounted on my recumbent
> trike - my BUG (back up gun) is a 12 guage pump gun mounted under the seat,
> and I have a 380 semi automatic pistol with three extra magazines strapped
> to my ankle - that's for when I'm riding around the neighborhood - anytime
> I ride near the 'hood, I wear my Kevlar apparel, and take my two 75 pound
> pit bulls along with me.
An unusually informative post.
> required - I usually go with a 50 cal belt fed mounted on my recumbent
> trike - my BUG (back up gun) is a 12 guage pump gun mounted under the seat,
> and I have a 380 semi automatic pistol with three extra magazines strapped
> to my ankle - that's for when I'm riding around the neighborhood - anytime
> I ride near the 'hood, I wear my Kevlar apparel, and take my two 75 pound
> pit bulls along with me.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 26, 2012, 10:16:53 AM2/26/12
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On Feb 25, 11:50 pm, Dan O <danover...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Feb 25, 11:05 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
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> > On Feb 25, 10:24 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
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> > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > On Feb 25, 9:53 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
I knew someone, somewhere would have the courage to analyze this even
when he lacks the plugins that are like the "exhibits" in a trial.
Violence, sex and the good guy wins at the end... it's Hollywood
recipe for success. Check the title, 'MACHETE,' and you almost laugh
at the choice of weapon. Yes, I see some sense of humor in it.
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> > But you may always claim that LOVE IS BETTER THAN VIOLENCE, and in
> > effect it may be the best scene in the movie.
>
> Don't know what movie you're talking about (or want to), but I think
> you may be thinking about "passion".
I'm thinking that two girls in the pool with him sounds rather stupid
in an action movie, but maybe when you go out with a machete girls
fall for you.
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> > Hollywood though is not coming out clean. They manufacture a reality...
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> No, they don't. We each manufacture that reality in our own minds.
> (I believe there may be another, real, reality, but couldn't say for
> sure from inside my head here.)
Sorry, sorry. The image of America around the world is one thing, the
reality is another. If you are INSIDE, you got your own mental
picture. If you are OUTSIDE, you may not have a clue. HOLLYWOOD IS
AMERICA for many.
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> > ... that appeals to our primal instincts. The monkey goes wild and goes on
Feed the monkeys and they will come back to you every time. Don't feed
them and they steal from you anyway.
> ("click here to download the plugin")
Oh, the plugin. Is that an excuse?
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> > The monkeys around here live in cages and drive cages --often going
> > beyond their means.
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> > "Bali, Bali," everyone talks about Bali, but the monkey may hold the
> > ultimate truth. "PARADISE IS WHERE YOU CAN ROAM FREE."
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> This "everyone" who talks about Bali: Do other people hear them
> talking? Or only you. (This question will be key on the schizoprenia
> quiz.)
Everybody WITH MONEY wants to be in Bali. Only those who can't afford
it aren't there. It's like the car. IF YOU RIDE A BIKE IS BECAUSE YOU
CAN'T AFFORD A CAR, or such is the public perception.
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> > Another "manufactured reality": Escaping routine, Julia Roberts goes
> > to Bali looking for happiness and while riding a classic bicycle --all
> > romantic so far-- this wealthy guy driving a 4WD vehicle literally
> > bumps into her, injuring her... and she falls in love. He's not
> > converted to bicycling, though, as you'd expect...
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> You and Frank and I might like to see that, but cognizant of
> "reality", we'd expect him to give her a ride.
A ride? That's what guys expect from girls riding bikes around here.
They don't want a "ride." They are fine riding a bike.
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> > ... in wisdom. In the
Yes mighty, like having 4 outboard motors roaring at the same time. I
think they can use like 2,000 hp.
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> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjay5vgIwt4
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> > "POLLUTION IN PARADISE" is also very common around here. Riding a
> > canoe --true ancient wisdom-- is as dangerous as cycling because of
> > the motorboats. So dangerous that you better not cross their path on
> > weekends and beware, they are likely to be drunk and they have the
> > right of way! The rules on the water are even more predatory than on
> > land. You don't need a motorboat to reach the islands though. All you
> > need is the Wisdom of the Jungle.
>
> You mean like the innocent critters just trying to live that wind up
> roadkill every spring?
Well, if critters had some wisdom, they wouldn't be caught crossing
the road. Roads are not in their evolutionary path.
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> > Do I sound like preaching? Then you must hear this...
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> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbYPObpyLaE
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Oh, thank you. I knew I've written something right.
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> > You can't eat when you are not hungry,
> > and you can't be hungry when you don't burn the calories. No gyms
> > here. You need to roam free and feel the energy. Energy, everything is
> > energy. Time to ride a bike now. No prayers. No machete.
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> I had a machete once. Some punks stole it - probably regarded it as a
> weapon. I used it for doing battle with the blackberries. Profound
> activity.
You should never let them steal your machete. You tell them you are a
guy who means no harm and is looking for berries.
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> > This "universal truth" is only limited where mountains are too high.
> > That's the realm of the Buddhist monks and the beasts of burden.
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> > This is the final equation: E=MC2...
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> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-S3c1U4FPA
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> ("click here to download the plugin")
Again?
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> > The theory of everything is finally in place.
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> Well it's about time.
Yes, EVERYTHING IS ENERGY. Even our foreign policy is about energy.
Politics is about energy. If the price of energy goes too high,
politicians don't get reelected.
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> > fantasy....
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> > ... with two girls...
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> I thought you were seeking wisdom ;-)
I'm looking for FUN & WISDOM. Monks are looking for wisdom only.
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> > ... are about energy. It's neurons firing
That's a strategy for survival unless they are flowing toward
disaster. I actually think we are headed that way.
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> > The bike outing? I'm afraid is going to rain.
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> So what. You get as wet as you're going to get, and then you are.
> It's actually a very enlightening state.
Actually I didn't have the energy. But I have it today. I'll go out no
matter what.
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> (There. Wasn't that fun?)
Yes, it was. It must be fun or else it's not fit for the monkey.
That's why we can sell bicycling as a fun activity. We must change
public perception there. It's not because we can't afford a car.
> On Feb 25, 11:05 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
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> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Feb 25, 10:24 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
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> > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > On Feb 25, 9:53 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
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> > > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > On Feb 25, 5:58 am, John B. <johnbsloc...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > > > On Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:45:51 -0800 (PST), kolldata
>
> > > > > <datak...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > >http://www.misdefenseproducts.com/Hot-Pepper-Sprays-Types-p-1-c-889.h...
>
> > > > > Trouble that the SUV that "toots" at you probably got the windows
> > > > > closed and the AC purring :-)
>
> > > > The tool of choice in the jungle is the machete. You can claim you
> > > > need it to cut overhanging branches while riding on sidewalks. It's
> > > > also a movie...
>
> > > >http://fancoredaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/machete_ver11.jpg
>
> > > I don't know if there's cause & effect in this, but when you carry a
> > > machete you get a lot of respect and the best chicks...
>
> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4oiYBdjRPA&NR=1&feature=endscreen
>
> > > The best scene is that of the threesome, but that's only my humble
> > > opinion. Parlare italiano?
>
> > > (sorry, i selected this trailer because of the threesome scene)
>
> > Again, I don't want this to be misinterpreted.
>
> Again, I don't want to feed the... uh, whatever, but...
> > > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > On Feb 25, 5:58 am, John B. <johnbsloc...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > > > On Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:45:51 -0800 (PST), kolldata
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> > > > > <datak...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > >http://www.misdefenseproducts.com/Hot-Pepper-Sprays-Types-p-1-c-889.h...
>
> > > > > Trouble that the SUV that "toots" at you probably got the windows
> > > > > closed and the AC purring :-)
>
> > > > The tool of choice in the jungle is the machete. You can claim you
> > > > need it to cut overhanging branches while riding on sidewalks. It's
> > > > also a movie...
>
> > > >http://fancoredaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/machete_ver11.jpg
>
> > > I don't know if there's cause & effect in this, but when you carry a
> > > machete you get a lot of respect and the best chicks...
>
> > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4oiYBdjRPA&NR=1&feature=endscreen
>
> > > The best scene is that of the threesome, but that's only my humble
> > > opinion. Parlare italiano?
>
> > > (sorry, i selected this trailer because of the threesome scene)
>
> > Again, I don't want this to be misinterpreted.
>
I knew someone, somewhere would have the courage to analyze this even
when he lacks the plugins that are like the "exhibits" in a trial.
>
> > Hollywood sells
> > wholesale violence, but very few smart movies. What are those two
> > chicks doing with this guy in an action movie? Does that happen in
> > real life to a guy with a machete? Wouldn't they belong in a porno
> > movie?
>
> Don't even know what you're talking about; don't want to, either.
> > Hollywood sells
> > wholesale violence, but very few smart movies. What are those two
> > chicks doing with this guy in an action movie? Does that happen in
> > real life to a guy with a machete? Wouldn't they belong in a porno
> > movie?
>
Violence, sex and the good guy wins at the end... it's Hollywood
recipe for success. Check the title, 'MACHETE,' and you almost laugh
at the choice of weapon. Yes, I see some sense of humor in it.
>
> > But you may always claim that LOVE IS BETTER THAN VIOLENCE, and in
> > effect it may be the best scene in the movie.
>
> you may be thinking about "passion".
I'm thinking that two girls in the pool with him sounds rather stupid
in an action movie, but maybe when you go out with a machete girls
fall for you.
>
> > Hollywood though is not coming out clean. They manufacture a reality...
>
> No, they don't. We each manufacture that reality in our own minds.
> (I believe there may be another, real, reality, but couldn't say for
> sure from inside my head here.)
Sorry, sorry. The image of America around the world is one thing, the
reality is another. If you are INSIDE, you got your own mental
picture. If you are OUTSIDE, you may not have a clue. HOLLYWOOD IS
AMERICA for many.
>
> > ... that appeals to our primal instincts. The monkey goes wild and goes on
> > a rampage. This video by contrast goes deeper into human nature and
> > the ultimate battle of good vs. evil...
>
> (Why, oh why do I keep feeding the animals... )
> > the ultimate battle of good vs. evil...
>
Feed the monkeys and they will come back to you every time. Don't feed
them and they steal from you anyway.
> ("click here to download the plugin")
Oh, the plugin. Is that an excuse?
>
> > The monkeys around here live in cages and drive cages --often going
> > beyond their means.
>
> > "Bali, Bali," everyone talks about Bali, but the monkey may hold the
> > ultimate truth. "PARADISE IS WHERE YOU CAN ROAM FREE."
>
> talking? Or only you. (This question will be key on the schizoprenia
> quiz.)
Everybody WITH MONEY wants to be in Bali. Only those who can't afford
it aren't there. It's like the car. IF YOU RIDE A BIKE IS BECAUSE YOU
CAN'T AFFORD A CAR, or such is the public perception.
>
> > Another "manufactured reality": Escaping routine, Julia Roberts goes
> > to Bali looking for happiness and while riding a classic bicycle --all
> > romantic so far-- this wealthy guy driving a 4WD vehicle literally
> > bumps into her, injuring her... and she falls in love. He's not
>
> You and Frank and I might like to see that, but cognizant of
> "reality", we'd expect him to give her a ride.
A ride? That's what guys expect from girls riding bikes around here.
They don't want a "ride." They are fine riding a bike.
>
> > ... in wisdom. In the
> > final scene they disappear into the horizon as he roars his
> > motorboat's mighty outboard motors toward a deserted island...
>
> mighty
> > motorboat's mighty outboard motors toward a deserted island...
>
Yes mighty, like having 4 outboard motors roaring at the same time. I
think they can use like 2,000 hp.
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjay5vgIwt4
>
> > "POLLUTION IN PARADISE" is also very common around here. Riding a
> > canoe --true ancient wisdom-- is as dangerous as cycling because of
> > the motorboats. So dangerous that you better not cross their path on
> > weekends and beware, they are likely to be drunk and they have the
> > right of way! The rules on the water are even more predatory than on
> > land. You don't need a motorboat to reach the islands though. All you
> > need is the Wisdom of the Jungle.
>
> roadkill every spring?
Well, if critters had some wisdom, they wouldn't be caught crossing
the road. Roads are not in their evolutionary path.
>
> > Do I sound like preaching? Then you must hear this...
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbYPObpyLaE
>
>
> > Many paths in the jungle, and we all have a different approach. The
> > priest misses the bike, that's where wisdom is. "PEDAL, EAT, LOVE,"
> > that's my recipe for happiness.
>
> Not bad, brother - not bad.
> > Many paths in the jungle, and we all have a different approach. The
> > priest misses the bike, that's where wisdom is. "PEDAL, EAT, LOVE,"
> > that's my recipe for happiness.
>
Oh, thank you. I knew I've written something right.
>
> > You can't eat when you are not hungry,
> > and you can't be hungry when you don't burn the calories. No gyms
> > here. You need to roam free and feel the energy. Energy, everything is
> > energy. Time to ride a bike now. No prayers. No machete.
>
> weapon. I used it for doing battle with the blackberries. Profound
> activity.
You should never let them steal your machete. You tell them you are a
guy who means no harm and is looking for berries.
>
> > This "universal truth" is only limited where mountains are too high.
> > That's the realm of the Buddhist monks and the beasts of burden.
>
> > This is the final equation: E=MC2...
>
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-S3c1U4FPA
>
Again?
>
> > The theory of everything is finally in place.
>
Yes, EVERYTHING IS ENERGY. Even our foreign policy is about energy.
Politics is about energy. If the price of energy goes too high,
politicians don't get reelected.
>
> > Even our most rewarding
> > fantasy....
>
> ... occurs in our own reality.
>
> > ... with two girls...
>
> I thought you were seeking wisdom ;-)
I'm looking for FUN & WISDOM. Monks are looking for wisdom only.
>
> > ... are about energy. It's neurons firing
> > electrical impulses. Is the orgasm energy or what? I think it is, but
> > that's only my humble opinion.
>
> Sometimes it's better to just go with the flow.
> > that's only my humble opinion.
>
That's a strategy for survival unless they are flowing toward
disaster. I actually think we are headed that way.
>
> > The bike outing? I'm afraid is going to rain.
>
> It's actually a very enlightening state.
Actually I didn't have the energy. But I have it today. I'll go out no
matter what.
>
> (There. Wasn't that fun?)
Yes, it was. It must be fun or else it's not fit for the monkey.
That's why we can sell bicycling as a fun activity. We must change
public perception there. It's not because we can't afford a car.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 26, 2012, 10:40:18 AM2/26/12
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On Feb 26, 9:08 am, "AngryOldWhiteGuy"
along major roads...
http://www.freakingnews.com/Bicycle-Gun-Pics-4379.asp
My girlfriend can be the gunner while I'm the captain of the whole
contraption.
<AngryOldWhiteGuy@i_am_a_minority_too_dammit.com> wrote:
> We're allowed to carry guns in the free state of Texas - heck, it's almost
> required - I usually go with a 50 cal belt fed mounted on my recumbent
> trike - my BUG (back up gun) is a 12 guage pump gun mounted under the seat,
> and I have a 380 semi automatic pistol with three extra magazines strapped
> to my ankle - that's for when I'm riding around the neighborhood - anytime I
> ride near the 'hood, I wear my Kevlar apparel, and take my two 75 pound pit
> bulls along with me.
We are trying to put together something like this for our outings
> We're allowed to carry guns in the free state of Texas - heck, it's almost
> required - I usually go with a 50 cal belt fed mounted on my recumbent
> trike - my BUG (back up gun) is a 12 guage pump gun mounted under the seat,
> and I have a 380 semi automatic pistol with three extra magazines strapped
> to my ankle - that's for when I'm riding around the neighborhood - anytime I
> ride near the 'hood, I wear my Kevlar apparel, and take my two 75 pound pit
> bulls along with me.
along major roads...
http://www.freakingnews.com/Bicycle-Gun-Pics-4379.asp
My girlfriend can be the gunner while I'm the captain of the whole
contraption.
AngryOldWhiteGuy
Feb 26, 2012, 12:19:28 PM2/26/12
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"JNugent" <jenni...@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
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of my heart.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 27, 2012, 9:49:14 PM2/27/12
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On Feb 27, 12:59 pm, AMuzi <a...@yellowjersey.org> wrote:
> DougC wrote:
>
> http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2011/08/eric-nelson/the-truth-about-bicycle-carry/
This advice can be handy...
'An outside-the-waistband (OWB) holster with a baggy shirt can be an
ideal bicycle carry set-up: comfortable, accessible and discreet. If
you go for OWB, make sure the gun is completely secure in the holster.
There’s no jolt quite like hitting a pothole at speed. Also, bicycles
crash, sometime spectacularly. Best to “wake up” with your gun on your
person.'
Just be prepared for anything...
'Where I live, we’ve had several incidents in the past year or two of
gangs of yutes targeting cyclists, knocking them down, beating them
up, and robbing them of bikes and whatever they’re carrying. One
victim was in the hospital for ages with head trauma, etc.'
***
I wonder what's behind that violence. Could it be that society
considers us outcasts or just that we are easy prey? How about looking
for solutions such as educational campaigns as well as warnings
against hate crimes and harassment, including the "toot"? How about
placing UNDERCOVER COPS ON BIKES to fight violence against cyclists?
What's the role of the police in all of this?
As to the advice above, isn't it an RPG a better weapon to get drivers
that already did something to you and are escaping fast ahead of you?
Just wondering how you hit a moving target. Isn't total obliteration
the only answer?
> DougC wrote:
> > On 2/24/2012 1:09 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
> >> "The Right to bear Arms" is enshrined in the Constitution --or so they
> >> say-- and one has to wonder how it can benefit cyclists. We are often
> >> on the receiving end of attacks and one must be ready to fight for
> >> survival.
>
> >> A gun is not much of help and it can get you many years behind bars.
> >> At close quarters it may not be the best choice. I say a baseball bat
> >> is one good choice, though you must accommodate that in your bicycle,
> >> perhaps strapped to the frame. A stun-gun sounds like an even better
> >> choice. You'll be ready for people and dogs alike. A whip is something
> >> they wouldn't expect, but you must be very good at it. Say "jump" and
> >> crack the whip. The sticks with the chain they use in martial arts
> >> seem very appropriate. I propose that we use a water-gun to keep the
> >> animal instincts from boiling over.
>
> >> But the best strategy is perhaps to avoid conflict with drivers who
> >> are already under the stresses of the rat race. Just make sure they
> >> understand that you are a "peaceful warrior," whatever that means.
> >> Tell you what, give them a banana.
>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> >>http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> > A sword-cane, a howdah pistol and a stiff upper lip.
> >> "The Right to bear Arms" is enshrined in the Constitution --or so they
> >> say-- and one has to wonder how it can benefit cyclists. We are often
> >> on the receiving end of attacks and one must be ready to fight for
> >> survival.
>
> >> A gun is not much of help and it can get you many years behind bars.
> >> At close quarters it may not be the best choice. I say a baseball bat
> >> is one good choice, though you must accommodate that in your bicycle,
> >> perhaps strapped to the frame. A stun-gun sounds like an even better
> >> choice. You'll be ready for people and dogs alike. A whip is something
> >> they wouldn't expect, but you must be very good at it. Say "jump" and
> >> crack the whip. The sticks with the chain they use in martial arts
> >> seem very appropriate. I propose that we use a water-gun to keep the
> >> animal instincts from boiling over.
>
> >> But the best strategy is perhaps to avoid conflict with drivers who
> >> are already under the stresses of the rat race. Just make sure they
> >> understand that you are a "peaceful warrior," whatever that means.
> >> Tell you what, give them a banana.
>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> >>http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
>
> http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2011/08/eric-nelson/the-truth-about-bicycle-carry/
This advice can be handy...
'An outside-the-waistband (OWB) holster with a baggy shirt can be an
ideal bicycle carry set-up: comfortable, accessible and discreet. If
you go for OWB, make sure the gun is completely secure in the holster.
There’s no jolt quite like hitting a pothole at speed. Also, bicycles
crash, sometime spectacularly. Best to “wake up” with your gun on your
person.'
Just be prepared for anything...
'Where I live, we’ve had several incidents in the past year or two of
gangs of yutes targeting cyclists, knocking them down, beating them
up, and robbing them of bikes and whatever they’re carrying. One
victim was in the hospital for ages with head trauma, etc.'
***
I wonder what's behind that violence. Could it be that society
considers us outcasts or just that we are easy prey? How about looking
for solutions such as educational campaigns as well as warnings
against hate crimes and harassment, including the "toot"? How about
placing UNDERCOVER COPS ON BIKES to fight violence against cyclists?
What's the role of the police in all of this?
As to the advice above, isn't it an RPG a better weapon to get drivers
that already did something to you and are escaping fast ahead of you?
Just wondering how you hit a moving target. Isn't total obliteration
the only answer?
walt tonne
Feb 28, 2012, 8:48:42 AM2/28/12
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If you ain't packing you're mentally lacking!
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 28, 2012, 10:34:04 AM2/28/12
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On Feb 27, 9:48 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
sums up the situation:
"the biggest issue is lack of education for both motorists and
cyclists. A lot of motorists don't realize cyclists have the right to
the road and most people riding bikes don't understand they have to
follow the exact same laws as a vehicle. On top of that a lot of
bicycle riders could care less about motorists, and vice versa. The
state and federal government could do a lot to change this, but it's
at the bottom of the to do list."
http://www2.nbc17.com/news/2012/feb/27/hillsborough-cyclist-accident-only-latest-happen-w-ar-1979265/
LACK OF EDUCATION seems to be the main problem. THE LAWS ARE SO
CONFUSING NOBODY KNOWS THEM FOR SURE. It's you and the driver fighting
over the meaning of it. Some say "3 feet" is the solution, but nobody
carries a measuring tape. The government could do a lot to change
things but it won't. What's a law-abiding cyclist to do in all this
chaos? How you defend yourself when motorists don't know the rights of
cyclists? It's kind of obvious. Yes, CARRY A BIG GUN. You don't expect
drivers to educate themselves when the laws are vaguely worded and
they can get away with bullying. That's the way it is, my friends.
There are many inspiring movies from Hollywood that teach you how a
lone man can handle the bad guys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqsCyi4di-c
Beware though. In the real world the good guys often lose. Sometimes
shooting first gives you the edge. Sometimes not shooting is the wise
thing to do. It's you and the guy fighting the most primal fight of
all: TERRITORIAL FIGHT. Try reasoning with a dog. It doesn't work. Oh,
there's mace out there. Please refrain yourself.
<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> As to the advice above, isn't it an RPG a better weapon to get drivers
> that already did something to you and are escaping fast ahead of you?
> Just wondering how you hit a moving target. Isn't total obliteration
> the only answer?
I think this comment posted after another cyclist got killed in NC
> As to the advice above, isn't it an RPG a better weapon to get drivers
> that already did something to you and are escaping fast ahead of you?
> Just wondering how you hit a moving target. Isn't total obliteration
> the only answer?
sums up the situation:
"the biggest issue is lack of education for both motorists and
cyclists. A lot of motorists don't realize cyclists have the right to
the road and most people riding bikes don't understand they have to
follow the exact same laws as a vehicle. On top of that a lot of
bicycle riders could care less about motorists, and vice versa. The
state and federal government could do a lot to change this, but it's
at the bottom of the to do list."
http://www2.nbc17.com/news/2012/feb/27/hillsborough-cyclist-accident-only-latest-happen-w-ar-1979265/
LACK OF EDUCATION seems to be the main problem. THE LAWS ARE SO
CONFUSING NOBODY KNOWS THEM FOR SURE. It's you and the driver fighting
over the meaning of it. Some say "3 feet" is the solution, but nobody
carries a measuring tape. The government could do a lot to change
things but it won't. What's a law-abiding cyclist to do in all this
chaos? How you defend yourself when motorists don't know the rights of
cyclists? It's kind of obvious. Yes, CARRY A BIG GUN. You don't expect
drivers to educate themselves when the laws are vaguely worded and
they can get away with bullying. That's the way it is, my friends.
There are many inspiring movies from Hollywood that teach you how a
lone man can handle the bad guys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqsCyi4di-c
Beware though. In the real world the good guys often lose. Sometimes
shooting first gives you the edge. Sometimes not shooting is the wise
thing to do. It's you and the guy fighting the most primal fight of
all: TERRITORIAL FIGHT. Try reasoning with a dog. It doesn't work. Oh,
there's mace out there. Please refrain yourself.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 28, 2012, 11:16:50 AM2/28/12
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On Feb 27, 3:49 pm, Scott Gordo <blubberp...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
> phone camera.
>
> Like my martial arts instructor used to say, "once you've resorted to
> violence, you've already fucked up 5 different ways."
>
> /s
Best weapon is prevention. Pretend you didn't see the guy that cut you
off and you may avoid getting hurt. You must accept that you are a
loser though, and that's hard. Try in front of the mirror, "I'm a
loser."
Well, if you are not cut out that way, just call 9-1-1 the minute the
guy slows down. Yell "I'm under attack by this guy with license
plate..."
But I never expected the martial arts instructor to be a Buddhist,
though sometimes they are. VIOLENCE AND PEACE ARE LIKE YIN-YANG.
Either extreme is a sign of RADICALISM, but that's only my humble
opinion.
> Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
> phone camera.
>
> Like my martial arts instructor used to say, "once you've resorted to
> violence, you've already fucked up 5 different ways."
>
> /s
Best weapon is prevention. Pretend you didn't see the guy that cut you
off and you may avoid getting hurt. You must accept that you are a
loser though, and that's hard. Try in front of the mirror, "I'm a
loser."
Well, if you are not cut out that way, just call 9-1-1 the minute the
guy slows down. Yell "I'm under attack by this guy with license
plate..."
But I never expected the martial arts instructor to be a Buddhist,
though sometimes they are. VIOLENCE AND PEACE ARE LIKE YIN-YANG.
Either extreme is a sign of RADICALISM, but that's only my humble
opinion.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Feb 29, 2012, 10:16:04 AM2/29/12
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On Feb 29, 2:48 am, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
> The problem: How to prevent motorists giving cyclists a hard time/running
> them over/knocking them off etc....
>
> After puffing away on some good shit and pondering the problem for some
> three hours, I ran out of shit!
> So a buddy joined me (pun?) he brought along a parcel of very good shit.
> Both of us continued to ponder on the problem.
> So the solution is this: (NOTE: Only applies to male drivers and male
> cyclists - woman sort yourselves out).
> 1) Purchase a long blond wig
> 2) Purchase a mini skirt
> 3) Purchase big size false boobs
> 4) Purchase large false arse
> 5) Purchase low cut blowse
> 6) Paint your toe and finger nails
> 7) Wear bright red lipstick
> 8) Optional - take a Viagra pill before setting out
>
> Now put on all the above gear before venturing out. Let the blond hair flow
> in the wind (like a Swartzkopf advert)
> Don't wear underpants - so that after the idiot in the car slows down and
> gently passed you and looks back to peek up you skirt - WOW, WHAM he slams
> into the stopped vehicle in front of him!!
I'm telling you, weed gives you clever solutions while the Christians
are just waiting for Jesus to solve the problem. If they got together
and rode bicycles on Sundays, they could have a great impact on the
world.
Anyway, here's the plan:
We get a real girl to stop traffic and then she yells, "Hey you
assholes, you deserve to dye!" and she sprays them with a water gun
and put some dye in it --make it red, as in blood...
http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sexy_girls_with_guns_03.jpg
>
> I wonder if Jesus wore underpants under that skirt?
Jesus wore a pamper...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU
> The problem: How to prevent motorists giving cyclists a hard time/running
> them over/knocking them off etc....
>
> After puffing away on some good shit and pondering the problem for some
> three hours, I ran out of shit!
> So a buddy joined me (pun?) he brought along a parcel of very good shit.
> Both of us continued to ponder on the problem.
> So the solution is this: (NOTE: Only applies to male drivers and male
> cyclists - woman sort yourselves out).
> 1) Purchase a long blond wig
> 2) Purchase a mini skirt
> 3) Purchase big size false boobs
> 4) Purchase large false arse
> 5) Purchase low cut blowse
> 6) Paint your toe and finger nails
> 7) Wear bright red lipstick
> 8) Optional - take a Viagra pill before setting out
>
> Now put on all the above gear before venturing out. Let the blond hair flow
> in the wind (like a Swartzkopf advert)
> Don't wear underpants - so that after the idiot in the car slows down and
> gently passed you and looks back to peek up you skirt - WOW, WHAM he slams
> into the stopped vehicle in front of him!!
I'm telling you, weed gives you clever solutions while the Christians
are just waiting for Jesus to solve the problem. If they got together
and rode bicycles on Sundays, they could have a great impact on the
world.
Anyway, here's the plan:
We get a real girl to stop traffic and then she yells, "Hey you
assholes, you deserve to dye!" and she sprays them with a water gun
and put some dye in it --make it red, as in blood...
http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sexy_girls_with_guns_03.jpg
>
> I wonder if Jesus wore underpants under that skirt?
Jesus wore a pamper...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Mar 1, 2012, 10:09:00 AM3/1/12
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On Mar 1, 8:07 am, "J.R.Guthrie" <jguth...@pipeline.com> wrote:
> > Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
> > phone camera.
>
> The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
> > Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
> > phone camera.
>
> disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
> such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
> close enough to be injured yourself.
>
> As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
> because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
>
> But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
> will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
> so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.
Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Mar 1, 2012, 12:08:03 PM3/1/12
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On Mar 1, 11:33 am, "Tom Kunich" <tkun...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> wrote in messagenews:813e49d1-cefe-4909...@1g2000yqv.googlegroups.com...
> "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
>
> > (There's no scientific study to prove this, just casual observation)
> > Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
> > so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.
>
> Why must you insist on being a silly ass?
> > so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.
>
>
> 2/3rds of the bicyclists around here ride on the sidewalk. In case you're
> unaware of it, that's both against the law and demosntrates an insignificant
> IQ.
No, they are not. Adopting the right survival strategy shows a high IQ
level. The stupidest people are the engineers, then those who ride on
the road under unsafe conditions.
Take it from a clever monkey:
My "vow of modesty" doesn't allow me to brag about this, but I'm a
very clever monkey. First off, only the bicycle can navigate streets
made to defeat pedestrians. Our sprawls often lack sidewalks or simply
the distances are too long. Secondly, the bicycle keeps you alert so
your mind expands and you enjoy the world. Thirdly, the bike is a
"beast of burden" sot you get that load off your back. Fourthly, the
bicycle is cool in hot weather, but not so good in cold weather and
mountains.
Only those who live in those conditions are excused somewhat for being
"slow."
Dave - Cyclists VOR
Mar 1, 2012, 1:41:06 PM3/1/12
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On 01/03/2012 15:09, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
toy for children?
Philosopher wrote:
> On Mar 1, 8:07 am, "J.R.Guthrie"<jguth...@pipeline.com> wrote:
>>> Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
>>> phone camera.
>>
>> The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
>> disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
>> such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
>> close enough to be injured yourself.
>>
>> As we know, cops don�t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
> On Mar 1, 8:07 am, "J.R.Guthrie"<jguth...@pipeline.com> wrote:
>>> Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
>>> phone camera.
>>
>> The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
>> disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
>> such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
>> close enough to be injured yourself.
>>
>> because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
>>
>> But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
>> will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
>> so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.
>
> Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
> so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.
>
If they are so fucking bright why don't they realise a push bike is a
>>
>> But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
>> will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
>> so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.
>
> Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
> so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.
>
toy for children?
Dave - Cyclists VOR
Mar 1, 2012, 1:44:56 PM3/1/12
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On 01/03/2012 17:08, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
>
> No, they are not. Adopting the right survival strategy shows a high IQ
> level. The stupidest people are the engineers, then those who ride on
> the road under unsafe conditions.
If your chosen mode of transport is so fucking dangerous you need a
survival stratedgy, that makes you a bit thick.
Philosopher wrote:
>>
>>> (There's no scientific study to prove this, just casual observation)
>>> Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
I wonder why there is no scientific study to back that up?
>>
>>> (There's no scientific study to prove this, just casual observation)
>>> Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
>
> No, they are not. Adopting the right survival strategy shows a high IQ
> level. The stupidest people are the engineers, then those who ride on
> the road under unsafe conditions.
survival stratedgy, that makes you a bit thick.
>
> Take it from a clever monkey:
>
> My "vow of modesty" doesn't allow me to brag about this, but I'm a
> very clever monkey.
No, you are a total twat.
> Take it from a clever monkey:
>
> My "vow of modesty" doesn't allow me to brag about this, but I'm a
> very clever monkey.
si...@simonmason.karoo.co.uk
Mar 1, 2012, 2:23:59 PM3/1/12
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On Mar 1, 3:09 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
How true, you have more intelligence than your moniker implies.
--
Simon Mason
--
Simon Mason
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Mar 1, 2012, 3:38:18 PM3/1/12
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On Mar 1, 12:43 pm, Dan O <danover...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Feb 24, 9:55 pm, Dan O <danover...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >http://www.kryptonitelock.com/images/products/997931.jpg
>
> > ... fits in back pocket.
>
> >http://images.outdoorpros.com/images/prod/5/Schrade-LB3-rw-15094-2626...
>
> > ... fits in front pocket.
>
> > Two fine useful products in their respective applications. Don't
> > *usually* think of them as weapons.
>
> Actually, I don't usually carry either of the above with me on my bike
> - even for their utility as designed - due to their weight /
> usefulness.
I was a sizing up a baseball bat yesterday. Rather short at 27" but
handy to carry around. It's lightweight so it may just be the "perfect
weapon."
Of course, no weapon is perfect, and "playing loser" may be the best
strategy to avoid conflict.
> On Feb 24, 9:55 pm, Dan O <danover...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
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> > On Feb 24, 8:45 pm, kolldata <datak...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > >http://www.misdefenseproducts.com/Hot-Pepper-Sprays-Types-p-1-c-889.h...
>
> > > and word gets around...
>
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>
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> > On Feb 24, 8:45 pm, kolldata <datak...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > >http://www.misdefenseproducts.com/Hot-Pepper-Sprays-Types-p-1-c-889.h...
>
>
> >http://www.kryptonitelock.com/images/products/997931.jpg
>
> > ... fits in back pocket.
>
> >http://images.outdoorpros.com/images/prod/5/Schrade-LB3-rw-15094-2626...
>
> > ... fits in front pocket.
>
> > Two fine useful products in their respective applications. Don't
> > *usually* think of them as weapons.
>
> Actually, I don't usually carry either of the above with me on my bike
> - even for their utility as designed - due to their weight /
> usefulness.
I was a sizing up a baseball bat yesterday. Rather short at 27" but
handy to carry around. It's lightweight so it may just be the "perfect
weapon."
Of course, no weapon is perfect, and "playing loser" may be the best
strategy to avoid conflict.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Mar 1, 2012, 3:42:13 PM3/1/12
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On Mar 1, 1:44 pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
earth, true descendents of Einstein.
>
>
>
> > No, they are not. Adopting the right survival strategy shows a high IQ
> > level. The stupidest people are the engineers, then those who ride on
> > the road under unsafe conditions.
>
> If your chosen mode of transport is so fucking dangerous you need a
> survival stratedgy, that makes you a bit thick.
Dangerous doesn't mean stupid. Our brave soldiers are not stupid.
>
>
>
> > Take it from a clever monkey:
>
> > My "vow of modesty" doesn't allow me to brag about this, but I'm a
> > very clever monkey.
>
> No, you are a total twat.
If it wasn't for my vow I'd claim Einstein's IQ.
wrote:
> On 01/03/2012 17:08, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
>
> Philosopher wrote:
>
> >>> (There's no scientific study to prove this, just casual observation)
> >>> Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
>
> I wonder why there is no scientific study to back that up?
Just because they are discriminating against the smartest people on
>
> Philosopher wrote:
>
> >>> (There's no scientific study to prove this, just casual observation)
> >>> Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
>
> I wonder why there is no scientific study to back that up?
earth, true descendents of Einstein.
>
>
>
> > No, they are not. Adopting the right survival strategy shows a high IQ
> > level. The stupidest people are the engineers, then those who ride on
> > the road under unsafe conditions.
>
> If your chosen mode of transport is so fucking dangerous you need a
> survival stratedgy, that makes you a bit thick.
>
>
>
> > Take it from a clever monkey:
>
> > My "vow of modesty" doesn't allow me to brag about this, but I'm a
> > very clever monkey.
>
> No, you are a total twat.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Mar 1, 2012, 7:49:46 PM3/1/12
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On Mar 1, 4:28 pm, "J.R.Guthrie" <jguth...@pipeline.com> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" wrote in
> messagenews:668c4a6a-73e8-4476...@c21g2000yqi.googlegroups.com...
> it might be diagnosable that thy live in a fantasyland, perhaps even on
> another planet.
>
> Given that they generally ignore traffic signs, stop signs and traffic
> lights, we can only lament that more aren’t winners of Darwin Awards.
>
> I long ago challenged members of this list to report any occasion when they
> see a bicyclist actually following basic traffic rules -- as one would
> expect, no one has come up with any evidence whatsoever that they have any
> brains at all. I have noted that there have ben claims that bad bicyclists
> are all messengers -- but in that case, every cyclist in the city of New
> York must be a Bike Messenger.
Have you tried been one? Maybe your IQ would improve, or at least you
would have more sympathy for the only species that can ignore both the
car and public transportation. I don't want to judge IQ for public
transportation users, but I know public transportation is expensive
and unreliable.
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" wrote in
> messagenews:668c4a6a-73e8-4476...@c21g2000yqi.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
> >> will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules,
> >> though
> >> so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for
> >> that.
> >> But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
> >> will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules,
> >> though
> >> so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for
> >> that.
> >Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
> >so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.
>
> Bicycle users are uniformly rude idiots -- but I see by this response that
>
> it might be diagnosable that thy live in a fantasyland, perhaps even on
> another planet.
>
> Given that they generally ignore traffic signs, stop signs and traffic
> lights, we can only lament that more aren’t winners of Darwin Awards.
>
> I long ago challenged members of this list to report any occasion when they
> see a bicyclist actually following basic traffic rules -- as one would
> expect, no one has come up with any evidence whatsoever that they have any
> brains at all. I have noted that there have ben claims that bad bicyclists
> are all messengers -- but in that case, every cyclist in the city of New
> York must be a Bike Messenger.
Have you tried been one? Maybe your IQ would improve, or at least you
would have more sympathy for the only species that can ignore both the
car and public transportation. I don't want to judge IQ for public
transportation users, but I know public transportation is expensive
and unreliable.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Mar 1, 2012, 7:53:46 PM3/1/12
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On Mar 1, 12:25 pm, Dan O <danover...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 1, 7:08 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 1, 8:07 am, "J.R.Guthrie" <jguth...@pipeline.com> wrote:
> > > > Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
> > > > phone camera.
> > > The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
> > > disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
> > > such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
> > > close enough to be injured yourself.
> > > As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
> > > because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
> > > But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
> > > will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
> > > so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.
> > so
> There is no "so", because the premise is baloney.
> However...
> > they [bicycists, and, IMO, pedestrains] are the ones that should be promoted and protected.
> ... this I can get totally behind for other reasons.
We are the smartest, the culmination of 6 million years of
evolution...
http://rlv.zcache.com/cyclists_cycling_evolution_bicycle_riders_cycle_card-p137569111763644805z85p0_400.jpg
Pedestrians fall short before the invention of the wheel.
> On Mar 1, 7:08 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 1, 8:07 am, "J.R.Guthrie" <jguth...@pipeline.com> wrote:
> > > > Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
> > > > phone camera.
> > > The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
> > > disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
> > > such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
> > > close enough to be injured yourself.
> > > As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
> > > because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
> > > But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
> > > will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
> > > so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.
> > Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
> I call bullshit.
> > so
> There is no "so", because the premise is baloney.
> However...
> > they [bicycists, and, IMO, pedestrains] are the ones that should be promoted and protected.
> ... this I can get totally behind for other reasons.
We are the smartest, the culmination of 6 million years of
evolution...
http://rlv.zcache.com/cyclists_cycling_evolution_bicycle_riders_cycle_card-p137569111763644805z85p0_400.jpg
Pedestrians fall short before the invention of the wheel.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Mar 1, 2012, 8:05:52 PM3/1/12
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On Mar 1, 12:25 pm, Dan O <danover...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 1, 7:08 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
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> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 1, 8:07 am, "J.R.Guthrie" <jguth...@pipeline.com> wrote:
>
> > > > Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
> > > > phone camera.
>
> > > The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
> > > disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
> > > such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
> > > close enough to be injured yourself.
>
> > > As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
> > > because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
>
> > > But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
> > > will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
> > > so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.
>
> > Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
>
> I call bullshit.
I call it advertising.
> On Mar 1, 7:08 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
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> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 1, 8:07 am, "J.R.Guthrie" <jguth...@pipeline.com> wrote:
>
> > > > Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
> > > > phone camera.
>
> > > The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
> > > disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
> > > such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
> > > close enough to be injured yourself.
>
> > > As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
> > > because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
>
> > > But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
> > > will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
> > > so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.
>
> > Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
>
> I call bullshit.
Well, I know where your doubts are coming from: All these years of
brainwashing that winners buy cars, makes you believe that you are a
loser.
But we are not. We actually have the highest IQ.
Justin
Mar 2, 2012, 12:15:54 PM3/2/12
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On 1 mrt, 19:44, Dave - Cyclists VOR <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
going to attempt to insult people, at least pretend to have some
intelligence.
By the way: I have thought of a way of making Dave very happy. I will
cease carrying my especially sharpened screwdriver and start wearing a
helmet. That very helmet will be my weapon of choice: it can be
removed in an instant and any blow to the face that I dispense with
the helmet will be of epic proportions. Thanks for the idea - you are
a total handyman.
I can just imagine the court case: "he went out with the intention of
using his protective helmet as an offensive weapon". Case dismissed.
wrote:
> On 01/03/2012 17:08, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
>
> Philosopher wrote:
>
> >>> (There's no scientific study to prove this, just casual observation)
> >>> Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
>
> I wonder why there is no scientific study to back that up?
>
>
>
> > No, they are not. Adopting the right survival strategy shows a high IQ
> > level. The stupidest people are the engineers, then those who ride on
> > the road under unsafe conditions.
>
> If your chosen mode of transport is so fucking dangerous you need a
> survival stratedgy, that makes you a bit thick.
>
>
>
> > Take it from a clever monkey:
>
> > My "vow of modesty" doesn't allow me to brag about this, but I'm a
> > very clever monkey.
>
> No, you are a total twat.
Is there any other kind? You are 50% twat - very unlikely. If you are
>
> Philosopher wrote:
>
> >>> (There's no scientific study to prove this, just casual observation)
> >>> Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
>
> I wonder why there is no scientific study to back that up?
>
>
>
> > No, they are not. Adopting the right survival strategy shows a high IQ
> > level. The stupidest people are the engineers, then those who ride on
> > the road under unsafe conditions.
>
> If your chosen mode of transport is so fucking dangerous you need a
> survival stratedgy, that makes you a bit thick.
>
>
>
> > Take it from a clever monkey:
>
> > My "vow of modesty" doesn't allow me to brag about this, but I'm a
> > very clever monkey.
>
> No, you are a total twat.
going to attempt to insult people, at least pretend to have some
intelligence.
By the way: I have thought of a way of making Dave very happy. I will
cease carrying my especially sharpened screwdriver and start wearing a
helmet. That very helmet will be my weapon of choice: it can be
removed in an instant and any blow to the face that I dispense with
the helmet will be of epic proportions. Thanks for the idea - you are
a total handyman.
I can just imagine the court case: "he went out with the intention of
using his protective helmet as an offensive weapon". Case dismissed.
JNugent
Mar 2, 2012, 12:21:26 PM3/2/12
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Do you want us to start calling you "Oddjob"?
Dave - Cyclists VOR
Mar 2, 2012, 1:28:17 PM3/2/12
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On 02/03/2012 17:15, Justin wrote:
If he had any brains he would of course realise that a cycle helmet can
be an offensive weapon in law.
Dave - Cyclists VOR
Mar 2, 2012, 1:28:53 PM3/2/12
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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Mar 3, 2012, 10:52:44 PM3/3/12
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On Mar 3, 7:29 pm, SG <sgman0...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 2, 8:51 am, Tsukino Usagi <us...@tsukino.ca> wrote:
> > object, guv'nah.
>
> LOL
>
> Pull out your brains and see whose bounces the highest.
Wait, bicycling makes you smarter, then comes meditation. Last are the
ones that watch too much TV.
> On Mar 2, 8:51 am, Tsukino Usagi <us...@tsukino.ca> wrote:
>
> > On 3/1/2012 12:43 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
> > > If it wasn't for my vow I'd claim Einstein's IQ.
>
> > Those of us who really do have Einstein's IQ might be inclined to
> > On 3/1/2012 12:43 PM, TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
> > > If it wasn't for my vow I'd claim Einstein's IQ.
>
> > object, guv'nah.
>
> LOL
>
> Pull out your brains and see whose bounces the highest.
Wait, bicycling makes you smarter, then comes meditation. Last are the
ones that watch too much TV.
Nick Naim
Mar 23, 2012, 12:12:47 AM3/23/12
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"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:07fe5027-6a18-45e4...@k29g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> On Feb 27, 9:48 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> As to the advice above, isn't it an RPG a better weapon to get drivers
>> that already did something to you and are escaping fast ahead of you?
>> Just wondering how you hit a moving target. Isn't total obliteration
>> the only answer?
>
> I think this comment posted after another cyclist got killed in NC
> sums up the situation:
>
> "the biggest issue is lack of education for both motorists and
> cyclists. A lot of motorists don't realize cyclists have the right to
> the road and most people riding bikes don't understand they have to
> follow the exact same laws as a vehicle. On top of that a lot of
> bicycle riders could care less about motorists, and vice versa. The
> state and federal government could do a lot to change this, but it's
> at the bottom of the to do list."
Road ways in the United States were built for the automobile and truck and
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> As to the advice above, isn't it an RPG a better weapon to get drivers
>> that already did something to you and are escaping fast ahead of you?
>> Just wondering how you hit a moving target. Isn't total obliteration
>> the only answer?
>
> I think this comment posted after another cyclist got killed in NC
> sums up the situation:
>
> "the biggest issue is lack of education for both motorists and
> cyclists. A lot of motorists don't realize cyclists have the right to
> the road and most people riding bikes don't understand they have to
> follow the exact same laws as a vehicle. On top of that a lot of
> bicycle riders could care less about motorists, and vice versa. The
> state and federal government could do a lot to change this, but it's
> at the bottom of the to do list."
not the bike.
Any roadway in the United States with a yellow line down the middle of it
should be for car truck traffic only.
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out here biking circa 1957
Wes Groleau
Mar 24, 2012, 12:00:16 AM3/24/12
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On 02-26-2012 10:16, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
I chose not to have a car.
--
Wes Groleau
“Missing a train is only painful if you run after it!”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Philosopher wrote:
> Everybody WITH MONEY wants to be in Bali. Only those who can't afford
> it aren't there. It's like the car. IF YOU RIDE A BIKE IS BECAUSE YOU
> CAN'T AFFORD A CAR, or such is the public perception.
The reason I _can_ afford a lot of things is because
> Everybody WITH MONEY wants to be in Bali. Only those who can't afford
> it aren't there. It's like the car. IF YOU RIDE A BIKE IS BECAUSE YOU
> CAN'T AFFORD A CAR, or such is the public perception.
I chose not to have a car.
--
Wes Groleau
“Missing a train is only painful if you run after it!”
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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