Why did God create the mosquitoes?
TheTibetanMonkey
CREATE THE NAGGING DRIVERS?")
This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
"nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
Perhaps this question will show me the path to enlightenment.
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"The mosquitoes are a nagging problem in the jungle, but they teach
you
endurance and strength"
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> To feed the dragonflies.
Interesting answer. And so the frogs should be happy with them too.
Why hasn't a Christian answered that?
But then we are NOT the center of the universe, dragonflies and frogs
are.
datakoll
but visit: http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/destinations/list.aspx
TheTibetanMonkey
> the mosquito has an amazing life cycle
>
> but visit: http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/destinations/list.aspx
Good to read about them, but not to endure them!
tke...@hotmail2005.com
So does the savvy bicylist.
And it's longer for savvy bicylists than the mosquito..
Cephalopods are interesting: they don't
live for very long, but they brcome pretty
smart in the short durations of their lives.
Outsmarting an octopus can be an excerise in
futility.
Still, one could try.
Good thing cephalodods don't drive cars, especially
while yakking on their stoopid cell phones and trying
to get the kids in the back seat to shuddup.
cheers,
Tom
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I'm really at:
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TheTibetanMonkey
> In article <40c44111-9324-4553-a36d-89ea3b983...@u16g2000pru.googlegroups.com>,
> datakoll <datak...@yahoo.com> writes:
>
> > the mosquito has an amazing life cycle
>
> So does the savvy bicylist.
>
> And it's longer for savvy bicylists than the mosquito..
>
> Cephalopods are interesting: they don't
> live for very long, but they brcome pretty
> smart in the short durations of their lives.
>
> Outsmarting an octopus can be an excerise in
> futility.
>
> Still, one could try.
>
> Good thing cephalodods don't drive cars, especially
> while yakking on their stoopid cell phones and trying
> to get the kids in the back seat to shuddup.
>
Yeah, both octopus and drivers are often predators. And if you are a
little fish, you better keep an eye out for him!
Mosquitoes are more of a nuisance, like the cars that blow the horn at
you.
TheTibetanMonkey
philosophical but practical, arise...
"We should control the mosquitoes, should we not? It's either them or
us!"
On Dec 22, 1:38 am, "Lady Azure, Baroness o de North Pole"
<laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:
> TheTibetanMonkey wrote:
> > This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> > "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
> > see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
> Do you not bite at the land and or the Flesh of Animals to Sustain yourself.
> Why then are YOU so much better in the eyes of Nature than the plagues you
> insult?
I do not insult them. If you read my signature, you see that we must
learn to endure and get strength from them. I just question the
rationality of a beautiful world created by a rational god.
Yes, though I still eat flesh, I see the need to go a higher state of
civilization, which I symbolize by a Hungry Lion eating banana, ie.
going vegetarian. ;)
Peter Cole
> I started teaching in the Tibetan forums and questions like these, not
> philosophical but practical, arise...
>
> "We should control the mosquitoes, should we not? It's either them or
> us!"
>
> On Dec 22, 1:38 am, "Lady Azure, Baroness o de North Pole"
>
>
> <laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:
>> TheTibetanMonkey wrote:
>>> This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
>>> "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
>>> see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
>
>> Do you not bite at the land and or the Flesh of Animals to Sustain yourself.
>> Why then are YOU so much better in the eyes of Nature than the plagues you
>> insult?
>
> I do not insult them. If you read my signature, you see that we must
> learn to endure and get strength from them. I just question the
> rationality of a beautiful world created by a rational god.
If nature can, it will. There are no morals in nature. Nature is atheistic.
>
> Yes, though I still eat flesh, I see the need to go a higher state of
> civilization, which I symbolize by a Hungry Lion eating banana, ie.
> going vegetarian. ;)
Which, of course, would be fatal to a lion.
andre...@aol.com
wrote:
A good answer to your original question could be Hegel's recognition
theory which is sort of like ying yang. We recognize ourselves in our
opposite. without it we cease to be what we are.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
>
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And so are the American roads?
Simon Lewis
And if Lions ate bananas there would be ,err, no need for Lions ...
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
>
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Deny him food for a week, and let's see. ;)
God created the lions vegetarian, so the story goes, then they must
have the "guts" to take it.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> >After you degraded Eve's reputation and thus of all women in the world
> >for the last few thousand years?
>
> I'm not that old, and why do you carry that CUNT between your legs, ya big
> pussy ?
Well, then wake up to reality: THERE'S NO EVE, NO PARADISE, NO GOD.
Stop the myth and let sexuality just be. That woman that rated the
snake is not any worse than any Christian, probably better 'cause
she's honest and free.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> > "XXX: WHY EVE LET THE SNAKE INTO HER CAVE?"
>
> I am the bitch of the Omnipotent God, of all Creation.-
That's OK. I just remind you to beware of live snakes. ;)
The SneakySnake came up to Eve and told her: "Look how fragile and
cold I am... Would you warm me up?" And the rest is history.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
<ranjit_math...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Katie M. (Gaylord, MI) 9/5/2008 7:31 PM
> > Terrified of snakes? Well now is the time to face your fears! The Eden
> > Snake of Paradise will be the one snake that will be sure to please
> > you. This snake has all the right curves and added bumps that will
> > delight you.
>
> It doesn't have the right curves and bumps. The Eden snake was cursed
> by God to crawl on its belly. In order to not have crawled on its
> belly before it was cursed, it must have had legs.
How about if they jumped like a rabbit?
datakoll
nutritious blood walking about under thin hides, under vast expanses
of inaccessible resting places, with short commutes from home -
prestoe ! evolution.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> ya missed it son... im not religious? and thats not why im 'putting
> you down', as you call it. i made the comments because you are a base
> antagonist who doesnt give a crap about anybody's feelings... get it?
> you lecturing tibetan monks??? what a joke! hahahaha
Yes, promoting the monkey ways. What kind of hybrid are you that is
not a Christian and doesn't care about the monkey either?
Well, let me tell you the MONKEY stands for all those who are
suffering out there: PEOPLE DYING OF HUNGER, OF CRIME, FROM WAR, FROM
RIDING A BIKE...
So yes, fuck everybody but those who are trying to survive out there
WITHOUT a voice.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
Mosquitoes are like capitalists...
Bloodsuckers but always a necessary part of the food chain.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
What would have happened if Adam had been gay!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAW96N-Vms
Nothing's perfect, not even God's work, right?
Ron Wallenfang
wrote:
Here are a few possibilities:
1. To discourage bicycle riders in the Arctic summer
2. To dump on Leibniz's argument that we live in the best of all
possible worlds.
3. To contrast the comfort of life when they aren't around.
4. To generate arguments about DDT
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> > "The mosquitoes are a nagging problem in the jungle, but they teach
> > you
> > endurance and strength"
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> Here are a few possibilities:
>
> 1. To discourage bicycle riders in the Arctic summer
>
> 2. To dump on Leibniz's argument that we live in the best of all
> possible worlds.
>
> 3. To contrast the comfort of life when they aren't around.
>
> 4. To generate arguments about DDT- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -
I think the design of the mosquitoes took more thought than the
humans. They are the perfect bloodsucking machine on wings while we
humans still needed to invent the bike. Now we only need the safe
roads to be perfect.
TheTibetanMonkey
> On Dec 24, 2:03 am, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-
>
> in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > You know I actually thought about that? I can be quite nagging if you
> > are on the wrong side. What side you said you were on?
>
> i am not on any side of that argument. The universe is a big place.
> And the super universe is even bigger. We have been here for a long
> time and will continue to exist
> thru reincarnation, in many different places in many different forms.
>
> > But where's no religion I raise the issue of the defense of the little
> > fish against the big fish.
>
> religion is just one of the many in-flight movies provided for our
> entertainment. Knowledge is the headphones. Please use the headphones
> to quit disturbing the rest of the passengers. And as always have a
> nice flight.and thank you for flying reincarnation airlines.
Sorry, the TibetanMonk feels the need to break with the other monks
and declare there's NO reincarnation. That will be classified as
"mental masturbation" under the new jungle philosophy.
Thus we can and must improve our lot on this Earth, particularly for
the monkeys, something the Christians carefully avoid.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> On Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:27:46 -0800, Urundai Kozhambu wrote:
> > And I've seen fossil shells in rocks 500 million years old near the top of
> > mountains over 3000 feet high and over one hundred miles from an ocean. But
> > there could be no dispute that they were marine shells.
>
> Congratulations, you observed evidence of tectonic activity involving
> sedimentary rock from former sea beds.
The so-called "serpent" may have been a dinosaur since they look very
similar from the neck up.
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"I don't like dinosaurs and SUVs because they deny evolution. Yes,
ride a bike for EVOLUTION."
Doug
wrote:
> (This may seem irrelevant to you, but it sounds like ''WHY DID GOD
> CREATE THE NAGGING DRIVERS?")
>
> This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
> see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
>
> Perhaps this question will show me the path to enlightenment.
>
the mosquito evolved to maximise its chances of survival in
competition and/or collaboration with other species.
Enlightened?
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TheTibetanMonkey
> On 21 Dec, 22:11, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:> (This may seem irrelevant to you, but it sounds like ''WHY DID GOD
> > CREATE THE NAGGING DRIVERS?")
>
> > This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> > "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
> > see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
>
> > Perhaps this question will show me the path to enlightenment.
>
> The simple answer is God didn't because God doesn't exist. Like us,
> the mosquito evolved to maximise its chances of survival in
> competition and/or collaboration with other species.
>
> Enlightened?
>
Do you believe in reincarnation?
I don't either... thus I'm more enlightened than the masters.
Now, how can we apply the lessons of the mosquito to bicycling?
Be nagging until you have it your way.