[OPEN SEASON] Vadik vs. Timid (Vote on this)
alt.rap land lord
[Vadik]
Step up to the stage I produce your demise
You Timid yesterday, today you losing your life
Think you're good with the mic, no I am too strong
Like Pun disguised as a zebra, your lines are too long
How you gonna flow that, matter fact, you DON'T
Just hold back, but defeating me, nope you WON'T
I predicted you fucking up in King Of The Newsgroup
You didn't believe me, battled me and fucked up, you fool
You fucked up Timid, you're just a sad bastard
Insane just cause you wrote your name backwards? (Dimit? Oh please...)
No, you're simply a force to be neglected quick
Searched for your skills, but if you got 'em, you kept them hid
Voice and flow suck, so you're the hero of backpackers
And, Tai Chi aint that Chinese for wack rapper?
You Martial Arse faggot, trying to slay me?
Think about that, you sure you ain't Jay-Z??
"Is Timid frightened? Is Timid a mouse??
In space noone hears Timid scream"
Your first name Jay, last name Carter, figure it out
You a Jay-C who don't know what this shit is about
Type to battle and receive the award for Fair Play
But beating me is like Macy Gray without a bad hair day
And kid, get rid of the llamas, that ain't healthy
Got outshined by an outsider on a alt.rap LP
Come on Dirty Sanchez asscrack, read my article
Lesson Five: How To Flow, and add it to your arsenal
Man, DOKool embarrased you on that Secret Wars shit
You should just be honoured God picked you as a target
I shave on someone else's fayce, learn from your mistakes
Leave you cut up and bleeding, feel the pain of the aftershave
So what I'm inspired by Nas, now you think you bold?
Great minds think alike, saying is true, even though it's old
The final, you voting me, NYT you voting me, now you loathing me?
Don't make sense, gotta be joking, please
Sir wanted to go audio and asked for your advice
Made a song "Church & State" and soon paid the price
Ended up with a wack track, the flow was straight missin'
Now both of y'all gonna come at me with played dissin'
How I'm on Nas' dick, why I didn't send a thugged-out picture
That interview, Yo B shit and my RMHH attack scripture
Just know 2002 is my year, and the rest is irrelevant
I will sever your tendons and burn your skeleton
Sir I laughed, I saw you trying, you stumbled with Timid
Perhaps that's why you in shit that's none of your business
But back to Timid, go back to rap kindergarten (Kini Carter? HAHA)
Making sites for your sis don't make you an artist
So have your Lil' Kin, impress her, try to get jiggy
But going back to Japan the only way you'll be Biggie
You couldn't wreck de-spot battling Saddam Hussein, BUT...
I could write 400 verses, you'd be really insane
"Hmmm again...is there something you want to tell me?"
I dissed you on The Call Out, but you stayed silent
Although Redeem stepped up, but I tore his eyelids
Be on the lookout Timid, I'm gonna batter your eyes
Cause me being ranked #1 is just a matter of time
So little wiggly mouse, don't lose that balance yo
Whatever happened after that Hollywood talent show?
"My bad, someone threw rocks in my windows of opportunity,
I'm really Sisqo's background dancer, rappin' is new to me"
You egg-snorting homo, bring your one-man crew
Expected an iron man to step, but all I got is you
"Damn Vadik fucked him up, didn't know he could do it"
Anticipated alt.rap's reaction, but trust me, I knew it
Mr. Uncaged Mind, this ain't your manufactured beef,
I'm the person to make you smile just to crack your teeth
So was there something I wanted to tell you? Damn right there is
Don't ever ever ever let Timid into your cypher, kids...
vs.
[Timid]
Vadik, Santa must have brought you your balls back
or you overcame your lack of confidence and the feeling you're wack
but intuition is usually correct, so heed thy own warning
"illness" doesn't come on all of a sudden when you wake up one morning
or when your whorin' your self out to cats you ride on
interview a signed head and start thinking you're now the don
damn wrong, your even a pathetic groupie, you jock the second strings
front like you're down with Wu because you met Cilvaringz
ya killin' me with this act, like I deserve to give you your due
thinking you the shit because you talked to someone better than you
if that's the case kid, you been hot since you first met me
except for that period of no contact when you scribbled your "LP"
such a fuckin' joke, months off and that shit's all the "King" could swing
so much of a disgrace, you didn't even post the whole thing
you should be banned from ever again touching a pad and a pen
I'm schooling you now like I did those times back then on MSN
coddling Dutchie, fuckin baby, it amazed me at your whining
about how much you suck and that you should give up rhyming
I agree, right now is perfect timing, before your cycle to starts to begin
when you go from God, to Gone, to Depressed, now back to God again
Seems pretty similar to menstrual, go bleed on your own time punk
don't come to me with that shit half-wit, get a tampon for that junk
you're as fake as silicon breasts and that's you at your best
the name is the only thing yours and from rap CD's you stole the rest
from the slang to your act, "You ain't belong here"; Vadik's a "would be"
who knows nobody that talks like that, so who you callin' false, Pussy?!?
never bite off more than you can chew
...and there you have it, you're all on your own from here on out...
Ish...the loner
"Society in it's entirety, are all confined and blind to see//
My eyes and rhymes are fiery, I've learnt to love the finer things//"
-"Society" collab with sir and other various artists
Yo B 2k
so...ima do a vadik and research...then i'll get back to ya'll....pz
-B...>You couldn't wreck de-spot battling Saddam Hussein<...heard some where
Pizon
far. My comments follow...
>[Vadik]
>Step up to the stage I produce your demise
>You Timid yesterday, today you losing your life
Appreciated the notion to begin with 'step up,' but you and I both know this is
a weak opener.
>Think you're good with the mic, no I am too strong
>Like Pun disguised as a zebra, your lines are too long
Once again... cute. But this is just recycled/reworked tired material.
>No, you're simply a force to be neglected quick
Clever.
>Voice and flow suck, so you're the hero of backpackers
>And, Tai Chi aint that Chinese for wack rapper?
I likes... First strong line of your verse. Although the 'backpacker/wack
rapper' thing has been done before (ahem...).
>You Martial Arse faggot, trying to slay me?
>Think about that, you sure you ain't Jay-Z??
You sure you ain't Nas?
>Your first name Jay, last name Carter, figure it out
Been pointed out before...
>Type to battle and receive the award for Fair Play
>But beating me is like Macy Gray without a bad hair day
This is dope, especially due to the fact that the first line isn't just
filler/a set up for the next. It actually works for Timid. Hey Tim, are you a
Libra? Haha...
>Sir wanted to go audio and asked for your advice
>Made a song "Church & State" and soon paid the price
>Ended up with a wack track, the flow was straight missin'
>Now both of y'all gonna come at me with played dissin'
Second verse starts off a lot stronger than the first. Good sequence.
>But going back to Japan the only way you'll be Biggie
Decent enough...
>Be on the lookout Timid, I'm gonna batter your eyes
>Cause me being ranked #1 is just a matter of time
Oh really...
>I'm really Sisqo's background dancer, rappin' is new to me"
>You egg-snorting homo, bring your one-man crew
Oh come on. Please do get off Nas' dick.
Overall, Vadik's shit was decent. I know he put a lot of effort into it, so he
gets points there. He also dug up a lot of dirt on his opponent.
Unfortunately, many of his lines were sub-par and tired. Let's see if Timid
fares any better...
>[Timid]
>Vadik, Santa must have brought you your balls back
>or you overcame your lack of confidence and the feeling you're wack
Nothing special in your opener either...
>damn wrong, your even a pathetic groupie, you jock the second strings
>front like you're down with Wu because you met Cilvaringz
Simple diss...
>ya killin' me with this act, like I deserve to give you your due
>thinking you the shit because you talked to someone better than you
HAHA... that's more like it.
>if that's the case kid, you been hot since you first met me
True.
>coddling Dutchie, fuckin baby, it amazed me at your whining
:O Whoa, did I just read what I thought I did? Let's run that back again...
>coddling Dutchie, fuckin baby, it amazed me at your whining
I'm shocked.
All in all, this battle was pretty even... Though both have dropped better
verses in the path, you both managed to keep my attention. It could go either
way, but...
Vote = Timid, because he cursed
Get at me,
Pizon
http://www.lascalaentertainment.com
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rapper too." -Miko in Lithuania
Pizon
>verses in the path
And no, I don't speak with a lisp in real life. ;)
Adrunk
You Timid yesterday, today you losing your life"
A just straight fookin' piss awful opener. Substanceless free cliched
nonsense.
"Like Pun disguised as a zebra, your lines are too long"
Decent line.
"How you gonna flow that, matter fact, you DON'T
Just hold back, but defeating me, nope you WON'T"
Terrible.
"I predicted you fucking up in King Of The Newsgroup
You didn't believe me, battled me and fucked up, you fool"
Could have worded it more powerfully, it just flatlines here.
"You fucked up Timid, you're just a sad bastard
Insane just cause you wrote your name backwards? (Dimit? Oh please...)"
Uh, unless I remember correctly, you copied that Insane Collab thing and did
a remix. So your point is moot. And adding on the bit in brackets is just
gay.
"Searched for your skills, but if you got 'em, you kept them hid"
He did? Funny, I thought he had released a couple of audio joints which you
acclaimed.
"Voice and flow suck, so you're the hero of backpackers"
Flow sucks? you said he had "mad flow" previously.
"And, Tai Chi aint that Chinese for wack rapper?"
No.
"You Martial Arse faggot, trying to slay me?"
Wack.
" But beating me is like Macy Gray without a bad hair day "
Har har har. You still got your punchlines kid.
"And kid, get rid of the llamas, that ain't healthy"
But your personal disses are still WACK!!!!!! It's Sir who fucks llamas.
"Got outshined by an outsider on a alt.rap LP"
Huh.....arguably.
" Read my article - Lesson Five: How To Flow, and add it to your arsenal"
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahaha.....................................I don't think so.
"Man, DOKool embarrased you on that Secret Wars shit"
Very predictable.
"You should just be honoured God picked you as a target"
Oh do shut up.
"I shave on someone else's fayce"
??????
" The final, you voting me, NYT you voting me, now you loathing me?"
He isn't loathing you, you called him out for some reason.
"Now both of y'all gonna come at me with played dissin'"
I suppose your audio is better than Sirs and Timids? Oh yeah......you
don't HAVE ANY!!!!!!!
" Just know 2002 is my year"
Oh so that's what this is about. You want to be the "alt.rapper blowing up
this year".
"But back to Timid, go back to rap kindergarten (Kini Carter? HAHA)"
Uh, no.
"Making sites for your sis don't make you an artist"
No, recording songs does.
"So have your Lil' Kin, impress her, try to get jiggy"
It's his sister you imbecile.
"But going back to Japan the only way you'll be Biggie"
Doesn't make sense.
"My bad, someone threw rocks in my windows of opportunity,
I'm really Sisqo's background dancer, rappin' is new to me"
That was the first decent diss I've read so far.
" So was there something I wanted to tell you? Damn right there is
Don't ever ever ever let Timid into your cypher, kids..."
Terrible closer to a 95% terrible rhyme. And although you dissed Sir, you
didn't diss me, and I produced a whole verse against you. Cause you're a
PUSSY!!!!!!!!!
There wasn't much Timid had to do in his verse to win this, but he came
pretty nice. Couple of shitty lines, but it was mostly on point.
Vote = Timid.
Ad......
SIR
of the punches were weak and more like he was one of Timid's boys fucking
around clowning on him. Timid seemed more aggressive, better vocab...
>[Vadik]
>Step up to the stage I produce your demise
>You Timid yesterday, today you losing your life
Sub-standard opener...
>Think you're good with the mic, no I am too strong
>Like Pun disguised as a zebra, your lines are too long
Decent concept, pretty simple of a rhyme though...
>You fucked up Timid, you're just a sad bastard
>Insane just cause you wrote your name backwards?
Weak punch...what are you trying to insult here?
>No, you're simply a force to be neglected quick
>Searched for your skills, but if you got 'em, you kept them hid
Not bad, simple...yet effective.
>Type to battle and receive the award for Fair Play
>But beating me is like Macy Gray without a bad hair day
This was okay, second line coulda been re-worked.
>And kid, get rid of the llamas, that ain't healthy
Like you know shit about the llamas...inside jokes are just that, things others
have in common and can joke about. You aren't wanted.
>Man, DOKool embarrased you on that Secret Wars shit
Hardly, and you know that so this punch is kinda void...
>Sir wanted to go audio and asked for your advice
>Made a song "Church & State" and soon paid the price
>Ended up with a wack track, the flow was straight missin'
>Now both of y'all gonna come at me with played dissin'
This "flowed" alright, not very insulting. The majority of your verse is like
you want to get mad and be bold and say just hideous things, but either you
don't have the balls to or can't think of anythign to say. You're see-sawing
kinda...
>Just know 2002 is my year, and the rest is irrelevant
>I will sever your tendons and burn your skeleton
Too common for you, come on...
>Sir I laughed, I saw you trying, you stumbled with Timid
>Perhaps that's why you in shit that's none of your business
Good multi, but you havent seen me try shit yet...
>So was there something I wanted to tell you? Damn right there is
>Don't ever ever ever let Timid into your cypher, kids...
Disappointing closer, seen you on Timid's dick too many times...
Overall, Vadik wrote a decent verse(s). But of course I am going to be
hypercritical of shit shit ebcause he ran his mouth alot like he was goingto
bring the roof down in altrap, but oin reality it seemed like he was scared to
take it a step beyond and just get nasty.
>[Timid]
>Vadik, Santa must have brought you your balls back
>or you overcame your lack of confidence and the feeling you're wack
Timid, come on now...
>but intuition is usually correct, so heed thy own warning
>"illness" doesn't come on all of a sudden when you wake up one morning
Hmm, ok..
>damn wrong, your even a pathetic groupie, you jock the second strings
Haha.
>such a fuckin' joke, months off and that shit's all the "King" could swing
>so much of a disgrace, you didn't even post the whole thing
Hahaha, that I liked...
>coddling Dutchie, fuckin baby, it amazed me at your whining
>about how much you suck and that you should give up rhyming
>I agree, right now is perfect timing, before your cycle to starts to begin
>when you go from God, to Gone, to Depressed, now back to God again
This is quality because I know personally how it rings oh so true...
>Seems pretty similar to menstrual, go bleed on your own time punk
>don't come to me with that shit half-wit, get a tampon for that junk
Weak lines here.
>you're as fake as silicon breasts and that's you at your best
>the name is the only thing yours and from rap CD's you stole the rest
Good, good...
>from the slang to your act, "You ain't belong here"; Vadik's a "would be"
>who knows nobody that talks like that, so who you callin' false, Pussy?!?
Average closer, sligtly better than Vadik's...
So, I thikn I have to give this to Timid because Vadik was the one acting like
he was going to bring an entire infantry and he brought a machine gun (which
isn't bad), but even if Timid came un-armed...it sohws he called your bluff.
Vote = Timid
Sir...
Locco
I didnt even get past this line - i didnt have to... i dont vote for
biters...
vote = timid
--
You've just been enlightened by the Magnificent Locco
King of Kings
Man among Men
Best of the Best
Joey Bishop 36
advanced than Timid's. Vote=Vadik.
''I am your main man if you're looking for trouble
I'll take no lip 'cause no ones tougher than me
If I kicked your face you'd soon be seeing double
Hey little girl, keep your hands off me
'cause I'm a rocker'' Phil Lynott from ''The Rocker''
Adrunk
We have NOTHING in common with your llama situation, sorry.
Ad.......DON'T DON'T DON'T...get it TWISTED!
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Yo B 2k
vadik came nice.. but had some overused punches...and that 'wreck despot' was
bitten... or rehashed... i know it...
pz
-B...just dont have the patience or desire to look.
spinsane the asciist
"stillvadik" or something .
timid has been getting slept on by yourstruly. cuz i hate Eazy-E look
alike rapper backup dancers?
spinsane the asciist
SIR
How do you figure? All of Vadik's punches were really vague, his lineshad
hesitation in them, while Timid's showed confidence.
Sir...seriously Spin learn to read
Vadik
Maybe, but theat doesn't mean you aint on Timid's nuts.
Cause you ARE.
Vadik
Dave Paget
Kidav
>
>Haha, Vadik wins easily... have i started a trend with long battle rhymes?
Perhaps, considering my verse vs. Sir will be quite long as well.
Vadik
SIR
>
>Cause you ARE
Hahaha. Why cause I found it hilarious that you tried to invent imaginary beef
with him? Because I never overlook an oppurtunity to slander you or make fun of
you and it seemed like a good oppurtunity? To me, Timid is the best writer in
here, mainly because he can write effectively using complex and simple
rhymes/words/concepts/etc. in his shit. But, on his nuts....no. If Timid was
a jackass and acted like you I would call him on it too. Besides Vadik, who
the fuck are you to be talking about somone being on someone else's nuts? You
change dicks to ride more often than bulemics throw up.
Sir...
spinsane the asciist
spintroll.