Test
Headz Up
Verbal:
It's unfortunate for you two that in this competition we are the real
twin towers
Guaranteed to devour any emcees that brandish rainbow flags with a fist
full of flowers
Leaving both of you in adjacent hospital rooms needing blood
transfusions every hour
Don't even try to invade the castle, there is no way you can win this
group battle
Try and we'll have kid rock bending over and redeem preparing to
straddle
Your skills are the of the lowest grade just like English cattle
Both of you need a partner to get that little jump start
But after this battle you'll be pushing shopping carts at your
neighborhood walmart
Brasco aka TrumastaDJ:
And after I tear Redeem apart
He'll be found on the corner gambling his money away at a game of hearts
While crying, sipping tea and nibbling on English tarts
At the same time Kid Rock will pretend like his thoughts are dark
Battling us is a journey on which no one should ever embark
Redeem and Kid Rock claim they are throwing darts
But me and Verbal compose brilliant masterpieces of abstract art
While you two hold hands and frolic in the park
My bad, I know you wanted to stay in the closet Mr Sexual
And when I say sexual, I do mean homo to you male prostitute
professionals
Verbal:
Look two mental midgets want to take on the NG top intellectuals
While Kid Rock fondles Redeem, but he'll scream it wasn't consensual
Once you saw you had to face us your outlook became existential
Kid Rock changing up his style like a bi curious college student
Me and Brasco speak in advanced alien language in which y'all are not
fluent
Kid Rock can babble on about emcee mummification
With his sony "my first rhyme book" next to the playstation
Calling up redeem for the confirmation
Of next week session of mutual masturbation
It's quite obvious the way that Redeem and Kid Rock connect
Forming two perpendicular lines with one point of intersect
Brasco aka TrumastaDJ:
Brasco and Verbal take the stage with top intelect
Leaving ya'll astounded as to how many pounds and compliments we collect
I challenged you 2 to a battle and you forced to accept
But you showed up late because you couldnt figure out which dress to
select
Mad because we come from the land thats always sunny
While Redeem stands in the rain surrounded by people who are talkin
funny
Wearing hand bags
Because it is common knowledge that England is the land of freaks and
fags
On another tip I'll have you leakin blood like a defective tampon
Finish Kid Rock off and scream "whos the next emcee to get shittted
on???!!"
Redeem steps up attempting to act tough like an ex con
But since I eat radioactive cereal, his face resembled that of a Klingon
Too bad if you take offense
But I had to come rawer cuz the only way you won the last battle was due
to AJ Holm's anal retentiveness
Kid Rock, call your girl, I just left her in the state of bliss
But first come in closer for this last death kiss
--
I'm the spiritual & physical mystical
Rounding off spherical lyrical miracles
You're the typical skeptical spectacle
Hanging on my words and my testicles
-Me ©1998