TX you double posted, AGAIN! 'Tut tut'
juon...@bvc.edu
Are you so desperate that it has to be on there twice so you make sure that
SOMEBODY reads it? STOP WASTING BANDWIDTH!
uunet!spuddy!teeyex
|TX why is it every time you reply to one of my posts you double post it?
|Are you so desperate that it has to be on there twice so you make sure that
|SOMEBODY reads it? STOP WASTING BANDWIDTH!
Well, child, if you had been alert enough to check the headers to those
articles you would have seen that the second articles were in fact
automatic reposts from our news injection system:
>X-Reposted: nntpxmit: news.pipex.net hello: Connection timed out
>Summary: reposted due to injection problems
I guess you must have missed that in your excitement to post a witless
followup. Why don't you "flame" the news system you fucking space
cadet? Maybe I should dig thru' some of your old dross and post a
fucking spelling flame? That's about your level you fucking pan licker.
Maybe now you'd like to shove your head back in your ass where it's nice
and warm? But, before you head back on the proctological journey, here's
a tip: next time you reach for the 'f' key think... is it worth it.
And while we're on the subject of wasting bandwidth, here's a little
compendium of some of your recent "contributions" to alt.rap. As we shall
see, once again it's POT KETTLE BLACK, poster child.
So, over to Steve Flash Joun, the man who doesn't waste bandwidth. No sireee!
|Subject: Re: check this out --racist email I got
|Message-ID: <1993Sep15....@bvc.edu>
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|Please read check this out, and then flame him
This must be Flash's minimalist period huh? Thanks for that sterling
contribution to alt.rap. No bandwidth wasted there! Nope!
|Subject: The flame list
|Message-ID: <1993Sep16....@bvc.edu>
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|tee...@infocom.co.uk
|rai...@cc.bellcore.com
|wa...@fermi.clas.Virginia.edu
|
|OK these are the punk ass bitches... now let's all form a firing squad
|One, two, three, FLAME!
We are at your command Master Flash!!! We shall engage in trench warfare
for our one true gonadally-challenged leader!!! Yet another valuable
contribution from our man at Buena Vista.
|Subject: spuddy!teeyex is tee...@infocom.co.uk
|Message-ID: <1993Sep16....@bvc.edu>
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|Just notice that spuddy|teeyex is actually tee...@infocom.co.uk
|He is so chicken that he posts a false address so people won't reply to him
|Am I suprised? NOT IN THE LEAST!
Flash tells the world that UUCP addresses are "false". Surely this
startling revelation should have be cross-posted to comp.mail.uucp?
Definitely not a bandwidth waster given the shocking news contained
therein.
|Subject: Selector U get props rude bwoy
|Message-ID: <1993Sep16....@bvc.edu>
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|Actually Ekundayo was right (he be de numba one dancehall selector)
|I need to ignore the bullshit or I start a trippin myself...
|
|Flash, de raggamuffin rudebwoy
Flash can speak in tongues!!! Use the bandwidth! Use the bandwidth!
|Subject: Phony e-mail in Duane Harris' name
|Message-ID: <1993Sep20....@bvc.edu>
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|Watch out y'all... Rai...@cc.bellcore.com has been sendin phony messages
|in the name of Duane Harris... talking about fucking his mother and shit.
|I didn't want to take up alt.rap bandwidth but this one I felt had to be
|made public cuz I don't want my homey gettin played like that...
|
|Peace from Flash
Flash! Flash! I wuv you! But you only have 14 hours to save alt.rap! But,
has he...
|Subject: Mistake -- Re: Phony e-mail
|Message-ID: <1993Sep21....@bvc.edu>
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|Apoligies y'all I put Duane Harris when I meant that Deaf Brotha Duane...
|similar names different addresses... apoligies!
Apparently not!
[Flash:] Duh. [Flash slaps his head]. My mistake.
|Subject: Confused like Diamond D
|Message-ID: <1993Sep21....@bvc.edu>
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|Yo I see Duane Harris as 'dat deaf brother Duane' and Duane J Harris as
|'Horus I' ok now I'm sorta confused...
Uh oh, the bandwidth-omoter is nearly off the scales!
[Flash:] Duh. I'm so confused. All these buttons with letters on and I
just don't know which one to press.
|Subject: Extra props
|Message-ID: <1993Sep22....@bvc.edu>
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|Oh and my apoligies props also to K-Mello, Michael Carnevale, and Martin
|Kelley (massive props for each)...
[Flash:] Uh, I know. I think I'll just go and lick some bottoms instead.
That'll make me feel better. Mmmm. Licky. Licky. Licky.
So that's what "got your back" means! It's a cool hardcore[tm] way to say
"I lick their bottoms". Thanks Flash! I feel educated.
Cap'n! Cap'n! The bandwidth-omoter! I cannae hold it! She's breaking up!
FOAD you loser.