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mms...@nova.com
http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/DrLauraWinsFriederich%20PropeturalTrophy.JPG
http://www.sbyc.org/CHRF2004Races/Race7_MemorialDay.html
Look who's looking good on Memorial Day at the SBYC!
http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/CommodoresCrew.JPG
Laura didn't do too well in the last race.
http://www.sbyc.org/CHRF2004Races/Race8_Summer1.html
And what's worse, she looked a week older than she did on Memorial Day.
Vox Humana
<mms...@nova.com> wrote in message
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> Look who won SBYC's Memorial Day race!
>
>
> http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/CommodoresCrew.JPG
Who is it? That person looks too good to be Laura. Too much meat on the
bones, not enough wrinkles, and the teeth aren't big enough.
Mr. Red
<vhu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
I have to agree. Besides what you wrote, the person tin the photograph is
too young looking to be Our Ms. Laura. Definitely not scrawny enough.
Cheers,
Mr. Red
--
"If the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make,
when all those legs, and arms, and heads, chopped off in a battle, shall
join together at the latter day and cry all, 'We died at such a place.'"
--Henry V
Clave
news:6iLxc.8238$ih7...@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
No frickin' *WAY* is that DL.
Jim
Gregory Morrow
Clave wrote:
I think I see her here...but you have to squint a little bit to see her:
http://www.aledotimesrecord.com/articles/2004/06/09/news/local_news/turkeys.txt
--
Best
Greg
Gregory Morrow
Mr. Red wrote:
> In article <6iLxc.8238$ih7...@fe2.columbus.rr.com>, "Vox Humana"
> <vhu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > <mms...@nova.com> wrote in message
> > news:hbuec09ujgedpqooc...@4ax.com...
> > > Look who won SBYC's Memorial Day race!
> > >
> > > Look who's looking good on Memorial Day at the SBYC!
> > >
> > > http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/CommodoresCrew.JPG
> >
> > Who is it? That person looks too good to be Laura. Too much meat on
the
> > bones, not enough wrinkles, and the teeth aren't big enough.
>
>
> I have to agree. Besides what you wrote, the person tin the photograph is
> too young looking to be Our Ms. Laura. Definitely not scrawny enough.
>
Speaking of bad - looking, did you catch Patti Davis at the Simi Valley
Reagan memorial service yesterday? She looked like a pizza waitress from
Jersey City who was having a bad day. She had a ratty - looking minskirt
ensemble, cheap sandals and her usual tangly long hair....
--
Best
Greg
mms...@nova.com
Gee, I'd better clarify my remarks (see what happens when I try to be brief)?
The faded woman in this photo
http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/DrLauraWinsFriederich%20PropeturalTrophy.JPG
is undeniably "Dr. Laura."
The woman gracing this photo
http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/CommodoresCrew.JPG
is not and never has been Laura. (What lovely thighs! And if I don't miss my
guess, she doesn't need the bra she's not wearing.)
"Commodore's Crew" -- is this the "Commodorable Anna Friederich"? I don't know,
I'm just asking.
mms...@nova.com
Here's a picture of Laura and Anna together:
http://www.sbyc.org/DrLauraEvening/Fall2%20002.jpg
Could that older gentlemen with the slouch be Dr. Lewis Bishop? What has Laura
been feeding him? Is that beard coming or going?
EMF1947
Date: Wed, Jun 9, 2004 10:00 PM
Message-id: <egifc0d266tkr767b...@4ax.com>
http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/DrLauraWinsFriederich%20PropeturalTrophy.JPG
is undeniably "Dr. Laura."
http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/CommodoresCrew.JPG
I'm just asking. >><BR><BR>
She does look good, except for her missing biceps. Maybe it's just the angle
of the photograph, but she does seem to have awfully skinny arms for someone
who crews on a sailboat.
But then, I could live with that being my only figure flaw.
Ellen
-----------
Just because I saw it coming, doesn't mean I was waiting for it with balloons
and a cake.
Francesco Marciuliano, in "Sally Forth"
Vox Humana
<mms...@nova.com> wrote in message
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Check out the guy with the red tie. It looks like he is looking at Laura
and is about to hurl. Laura has encouraged Lew to grow the beard so he can
get work as a department store Santa.
Vox Humana
<mms...@nova.com> wrote in message
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I think we have found the "look-alike fake," and she's a member of Laura's
club.
John H. Smith
>From: mms...@nova.com
>Date: 6/9/2004 10:18 PM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: <h9kfc0h8jbqa1pjaj...@4ax.com>
>
>on Wed, 09 Jun 2004 23:00:41 -0400, mms...@nova.com wrote:
>
>>on Wed, 09 Jun 2004 17:01:27 -0400, mms...@nova.com wrote:
>>
>>Gee, I'd better clarify my remarks (see what happens when I try to be
>brief)?
>>
>>The faded woman in this photo
>>
>
>>http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/DrLauraWinsFriederich%20PropeturalTrop
hy.JPG
>>
>>is undeniably "Dr. Laura."
>>
>>
>>The woman gracing this photo
>>
>>http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/CommodoresCrew.JPG
>>
>>is not and never has been Laura. (What lovely thighs! And if I don't miss
>my
>>guess, she doesn't need the bra she's not wearing.)
>>"Commodore's Crew" -- is this the "Commodorable Anna Friederich"? I don't
>know,
>>I'm just asking.
>
>
>Here's a picture of Laura and Anna together:
>
>http://www.sbyc.org/DrLauraEvening/Fall2%20002.jpg
>
EWWWWW! Our "babeliciuos" Laura is getting those watery, ill defined "Little
Old Lady EYES". It appears the slightest breese could push the flooding out
into her mascara with disastrous results. Her body language seems to be
desparately seeking anywhere AWAY from that candid camera!
>Could that older gentlemen with the slouch be Dr. Lewis Bishop?
That be's himuns.
> What has Laura
>been feeding him?
Darkness and mushroom food?
>Is that beard coming or going?
Lew's Beard:" Hello! I must be going
I cannot stay
I came to say
I must be going!
I'll stay a week or two
I'll stay the summer through
But I am telling you
I must be going!"
>http://www.sbyc.org/DrLauraEvening/Fall2%20004.jpg
Lew is looking more and more like an even more dilapidated version of Gene
Scott (without the expensive treatments and the personal trainers). That and an
overcoat that's been stuffed in the back of the closet too long.
Neutrodyne
John H. Smith
>From: "Vox Humana" vhu...@hotmail.com
>Date: 6/10/2004 8:25 AM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: <zjZxc.72476$DG4....@fe2.columbus.rr.com>
Look at Laura's glass. That ain't branchwater. in there.
Look at the look on Laura's face. Is she loaded or just momentarily confused?
Is she looking at the woman on her (laura's) left and wondering of she herself
looks THAT bad? Is she contemplating a lawsuit for infringement on her turkey
neck?
Neutrodyne
John H. Smith
>From: emf...@aol.com (EMF1947)
>Date: 6/9/2004 11:04 PM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20040610000453...@mb-m02.aol.com>
>
><< From: mms...@nova.com
>Date: Wed, Jun 9, 2004 10:00 PM
>Message-id: <egifc0d266tkr767b...@4ax.com>
>
>on Wed, 09 Jun 2004 17:01:27 -0400, mms...@nova.com wrote:
>
>Gee, I'd better clarify my remarks (see what happens when I try to be brief)?
>
>The faded woman in this photo
>
>
>http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/DrLauraWinsFriederich%20PropeturalTrophy.JPG
>
>is undeniably "Dr. Laura."
>
Has anyone else noted how much different she can look from different angles,
even now? This lends further credibility to the Dirty Dozen. She has one of
those faces that seems to draw attention to different aspects of itself from
different angles and therefore seems more different than it really is. This
photo (taken before the "bike accident"?) also makes it clear just how much
makeup Laura actually slathers on or has slathered on her face. I bet she has
retained the TV Show makeup people.
Something to be thankful for: Laura's TV show came and went before our
coming forced march into HDTV!
Neutrodyne
John H. Smith
>From: "Vox Humana" vhu...@hotmail.com
>Date: 6/10/2004 8:46 AM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: <mDZxc.72601$DG4....@fe2.columbus.rr.com>
But this woman could pass today for a member of the original Dirty Dozen. Laura
gave up wishing she could look this good before she hooked poor Lew.
Neutrodyne
Vox Humana
"John H. Smith" <neutr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >Subject: Re: Yachting News
> >From: "Vox Humana" vhu...@hotmail.com
> >Date: 6/10/2004 8:25 AM Central Daylight Time
> >Message-id: <zjZxc.72476$DG4....@fe2.columbus.rr.com>
> >
> >
> ><mms...@nova.com> wrote in message
> >news:h9kfc0h8jbqa1pjaj...@4ax.com...
> >> on Wed, 09 Jun 2004 23:00:41 -0400, mms...@nova.com wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> Could that older gentlemen with the slouch be Dr. Lewis Bishop? What
has
> >Laura
> >> been feeding him? Is that beard coming or going?
> >>
> >> http://www.sbyc.org/DrLauraEvening/Fall2%20004.jpg
> >
> >Check out the guy with the red tie. It looks like he is looking at Laura
> >and is about to hurl. Laura has encouraged Lew to grow the beard so he
can
> >get work as a department store Santa.
>
> Look at Laura's glass. That ain't branchwater. in there.
I noticed that too. They certainly pour a generous glass of wine at her
club. It is accepted that wine needs some room to breath and therefore, one
never fills a glass THAT full when the pleasure of the wine is your goal. I
have to assume that the custom at the club is to get loaded but truthfully
say that you only had two ( 16 oz) glasses of wine.
> Look at the look on Laura's face. Is she loaded or just momentarily
confused?
Momentarily? This is a woman who can't even figure out how to operate a
telephone.
> Is she looking at the woman on her (laura's) left and wondering of she
herself
> looks THAT bad? Is she contemplating a lawsuit for infringement on her
turkey
> neck?
I think that is Laura's standard issue look of contempt. She wonders how
someone who has let herself go ( i.e., put on a few pounds) could have
achieved enough in life to occupy the same space as Laura, who after all,
had a terrible family and endless hours of excruciating labor and manages to
make Maria Shriver look chunky.
Mr. Red
Lew's complexion is looking mighty ruddy...Kinda Wino Ruddy. Is Lew hitting
the bottle while wifey is at work?
Does Lew have bottles of rotgut whisky hidden all over the house?
Cheers,
Mr. (who hides bottles of rotgut whisky behing the sofa cusions) Red
M is for Malapert
<mms...@nova.com> wrote in message
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> Look who won SBYC's Memorial Day race!
>
>
http://www.sbyc.org/MemorialDay04/DrLauraWinsFriederich%20PropeturalTrophy.JPG
> http://www.sbyc.org/CHRF2004Races/Race7_MemorialDay.html
It's interesting to read the boat names. I can understand "Bullish" or
"Never Enough" or place names, but why does she call her boat "All Alone 2"?