Cyn - Portrait of a Loser!
COL. BILL KILGORE
strikes you as a pathetic, lonely individual without much of a life.
Such a person is Cyn. Cyn is so without a life that she not only
spends most of her days listening to a ridiculous talk show on the
radio (that she claims she hates), she not only then logs on to the
Internet and spends hours upon hours chatting with other like-minded
saps about this talk show host, Cyn goes one step further and actually
creates a web page devoted to this imbecilic newsgroup. Here on her
obscure web page Cyn lives out her fantasies. She envisions herself
as some type of "authority" on the group, and posts bios of the
individual personalities that frequent this group. She attaches
personas to each of these morons, glorifying some of these losers that
she aspires to be like (i.e. the communist Madelaine Sojourner). Until
recently, everything was "hunky dory" on this NG, with all of these
jamokes cavorting about each day, "ha-ha'ing and hee-hee'ing" over the
latest DL show. These ridiculous cretins would compliment each other,
tell each other how cute and funny they were, and carry on with their
lives in the fantasy land of ARTD-L. Cyn would take this charade one
step further. To Cyn, un-American traitors like the commie Mrs.
Sojourner became "goddesses" (Cyn's own words) and a buffoon like "Dr.
Charlie" became a "pope". What does this all mean for Cyn. It means
that Cyn is nothing more than a pathetic lonely person who by her own
words on her web page has "an unhealthy obsession" with a stupid radio
program, and devotes half her life to this sick obsession. She has
what is referred to as a "dependant" personality, looking to others to
fill in her own voids and inadequacies. She is the ultimate
"follower", a person that could never really stand up and take charge
of a situation. And what really was the last straw for lonely Cyn?
It was the appearance of Col. Bill Kilgore. All of a sudden her
bubbles were burst and life within her little dream world on ARTD-L
ended as she knew it. Within days of his arrival, The Colonel sent
the "Pope St. Dr. Charlie Sharpe" packing like a mangy dog with his
tail between his legs. Within days, The Colonel had reduced the
"goddess" Mrs. Sojourner to a blubbering idiot running for the
killfile switch because she realized she couldn't stand toe-to-toe
with The Colonel. It became obvious to all the The Colonel was a
force to be reckoned with; a man of many talents and experiences that
no one on this NG could match. The liberal left-wing anti-American
posters that frequent this group could only stand in awe at The
Colonel's prowess. Their attacks bounced off like bullets on
Superman; and it pisses the hell out of them. They laugh at Jak and
continue to patronize him; but The Colonel was a different matter, and
no one was laughing, especially the likes of Dr. Charlie and Madeline,
the two "biggies" on this group according to the book of Cyn *(in
Maddies case, both literally and figuratively). So now in her
desperation, Cyn has gone full-circle and has become what she claims
she despises - a wanna-be Dr. Laura. Cyn is now "psycho-analyzing" The
Colonel and others, telling us what we are really thinking and feeling
and expressing her willingness to help us through these tough times.
Guess again Cyn. You are a pathetic loser and nothing more. Look
out! In front of you! Mrs. Sojourner has just made an abrupt stop
and your nose just ran right up the crack her gigantic ass.!!!!!!!!!
cmartin
says...
>
>and again youEvery now run into a person (or poster) that immediately
>strikes you as a pathetic, lonely individual without much of a life.
Who was it that said what we write reveals the very essence of our soul?
Claire
David St. Hubbins: "It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."
mme...@steinbeck.ucs.indiana.edu
COL. BILL KILGORE <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> (snip)
Wow. I bet at least three people got up and moved to another seat in
the campus computer lab when they noticed your glazed eyes and
constant muttering while you pecked this out.
Congratulations, Cyn! You got a virtually unreadable 52-line tirade
without a single paragraph break out of him. That's pretty much a
guarantee that you're under his skin.
Colonel, I bet your friends have gotten tired of getting the daily
report on the wacky and clever things you've done with your Usenet
persona. Keep it up and they're not going to let you go to the Rocky
Horror Picture Show with them after midterms.
--Mark
--
Mark Meiss (mme...@indiana.edu) 812/855-1878 / Disciple of Loki and
http://steinbeck.uits.indiana.edu/~mmeiss/ / Fomenter of Entropy
Researcher, Advanced Network Management Lab /-----------------------------
Wanna-be Author of Novels and Short Fiction / What fools these normals be.
Mr. Red
mme...@steinbeck.ucs.indiana.edu wrote:
Friends? Really? 'Kernal Kernal' has friends?
The closest 'Kernal Kernal' gets to midterms is when he sweeps the
classroom floor at the JHS.
Cheers,
Mr. Red
--
"A dangerous-looking redhead sat languidly at an Adam desk talking into a
pure-white telephone. I went over there and she put a couple of cold-blue
bullets into me with her eyes and then stared at the cornice that ran
around the room."
The Little Sister (1949)
--Raymond Chandler
Xx North American P51D xX
>
>Every now and again you run into a >person (or poster) that immediately
>strikes you as a pathetic, lonely individual >without much of a life. As your
COL it's >up to me to warn the troops of such an >infiltrator in our ranks.
Here is that >pathetic, lonely individual's posting >information:
bil...@yahoo.com (COL. >BILL KILGORE). Your orders are to >avoid this
fruitcake at all costs folks! >Trust me, the COL. knows and the COL >will not
let down his troops. That is all >for right now. The next scheduled sekket
>message from the COL will be after my >nap. Carry on. HOOWA!
> COL. BILL KILGORE
-----------------
Ninety7GT
" When roused, we are righteous in our outrage, terrible in our force. When
provoked by this level of barbarism, we will bear any suffering, pay any cost,
go to any length, in pursuit of justice. " - L. Pitts, Jr.
Cleo
wrote:
Yep, Cyn, I'd say by that response that you pretty much hit the nail
right on the head. Have you thought of a career as a psychic? My
organization is looking for people of your caliber.
But first, you'll have to pass this Official Psychic Licensing test.
Choose the best response to each question. Use a #2 pencil and be
sure and fill in the block completely.
1. The Kernel is:
[] a retired kernel in the Official U S of A military
[] a high school drama student
[] Jethro Bodine
[] gonna get in trouble if his dad finds out he's figured out
the NetNanny password
[] frustrated that he only gets to post when he takes his
medicine and participates in the group therapy
sessions in the hospital's Token Economy System
2. The Kernel's favorite pasttime is:
[] hanging around in places where he can yell at people for
hanging around the same places he's hanging around
[] reading his daddy's Jugs Magazines that are hidden in the
workshop under the table saw
[] wishing he were as smart as that Jak guy on the internet
3. The Kernel picks victims...
[] who seem to be more popular than him
[] who seem to be more powerful than him
[] who seem to be more intelligent than him
[] who the voices tell him to attack
4. The Kernel's specialty in the military was:
[] Peeling potatoes
[] Cleaning latrines
[] Digging latrines
[] Pointing to latrines
5. If the Kernel did a war movie, he'd be...
[] that naive guy from Iowa who you know will get killed
before the credits roll
[] the unnamed gunner who hollers "Yee-haw" like he's from
Texas, but we don't know because he doesn't ever get a
neme, and gets killed before your popcorn is
half-eaten
[] the guy who gets ham sandwiches for the director between
scenes
[] the guy who sweeps up the trailers of the actors who play
the Iowan and the Texan
6. Essay question: How good is your Jamaican accent?
Cleo
Cyn
mme...@steinbeck.ucs.indiana.edu wrote in message
<9qmpra$uum$1...@steinbeck.ucs.indiana.edu>...
>In article <ebade2fc.0110...@posting.google.com>,
>COL. BILL KILGORE <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> (snip)
>
>Wow. I bet at least three people got up and moved to another seat in
>the campus computer lab when they noticed your glazed eyes and
>constant muttering while you pecked this out.
>
I'm just glad a man with no penis can't masturbate.
>Congratulations, Cyn! You got a virtually unreadable 52-line tirade
>without a single paragraph break out of him. That's pretty much a
>guarantee that you're under his skin.
>
Well, don't be too hard on the poor lil guy. It's gotta hurt to get your ass
handed to you by Tinkerbell.
>Colonel, I bet your friends have gotten tired of getting the daily
>report on the wacky and clever things you've done with your Usenet
>persona. Keep it up and they're not going to let you go to the Rocky
>Horror Picture Show with them after midterms.
>
Oh, man, now you've done it. I've been trying really hard to keep the Col
from dwelling so much on the fact that he has no friends and/or functioning
genitalia. He wears his heart on his sleeve so much about it, it just leaves
him wide open, and here you go pouring salt on the wound by mentioning both
friends *and* men in fishnet stockings in the same paragraph. Two things the
Col. wants so very very badly and cannot ever hope to have. I hope you're
satisfied, Mark, he's probably crying.
Cyn
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Whatever it is, it's probably been said before in the FAQ:
http://www.angelfire.com/journal/artdljunkie/faq.html
COL. BILL KILGORE
> In article <ebade2fc.0110...@posting.google.com>,
> COL. BILL KILGORE <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > (snip)
>
> Wow. I bet at least three people got up and moved to another seat in
> the campus computer lab when they noticed your glazed eyes and
> constant muttering while you pecked this out.
Dream on little man. The last time I was in a college lab you weren't
even a brown stain on your parents mattress.
>
> Congratulations, Cyn! You got a virtually unreadable 52-line tirade
> without a single paragraph break out of him.
This is the fun part. Idiots like yourself actually counting the
number of lines in a post from Bill Kilgore. Once again, mission
accomplished!
>That's pretty much a
> guarantee that you're under his skin.
Usenet posters don't get under The Colonel's skin. The Colonel gets
under Usenet poster's skin (like yours)
> Colonel, I bet your friends have gotten tired of getting the daily
> report on the wacky and clever things you've done with your Usenet
> persona. Keep it up and they're not going to let you go to the Rocky
> Horror Picture Show with them after midterms.
Sorry chump. As you may have noted, I'm out of the country right now
(location classified of course). So when I do choose to enlighten
this NG with one of my articles, I try to get a little more in than
usual. I realize it's harder for a moron like yourself to keep up
with posts of more than two or three sentences, but give it a try
Markie boy, and one day you'll be able to trade in you lab animal cage
broom for a real slide rule.
Cyn
Cleo wrote in message <0j0ustg1dp5pc4s15...@4ax.com>...
>On 18 Oct 2001 07:13:27 -0700, bil...@yahoo.com (COL. BILL KILGORE)
>wrote:
>
>>Every now and again you run into a person (or poster) that immediately
>>strikes you as a pathetic, lonely individual without much of a life.
>>Such a person is Cyn. Cyn is so without a life that she not only
>>spends most of her days listening to a ridiculous talk show on the
>>radio (that she claims she hates), she not only then logs on to the
>>Internet and spends hours upon hours chatting with other like-minded
>>saps about this talk show host, Cyn goes one step further and actually
>>creates a web page devoted to this imbecilic newsgroup. Here on her
>>obscure web page Cyn lives out her fantasies. She envisions herself
>>as some type of "authority" on the group,
Resident junkie.
>and posts bios of the
>>individual personalities that frequent this group. She attaches
>>personas to each of these morons, glorifying some of these losers that
>>she aspires to be like (i.e. the communist Madelaine Sojourner).
Just figured out what he loves most about Maddi! Wonder if the Col's mom was
a commie, too?
>Until
>>recently, everything was "hunky dory" on this NG, with all of these
>>jamokes cavorting about each day, "ha-ha'ing and hee-hee'ing" over the
>>latest DL show. These ridiculous cretins would compliment each other,
>>tell each other how cute and funny they were, and carry on with their
>>lives in the fantasy land of ARTD-L. Cyn would take this charade one
>>step further. To Cyn, un-American traitors like the commie Mrs.
>>Sojourner became "goddesses" (Cyn's own words) and a buffoon like "Dr.
>>Charlie" became a "pope". What does this all mean for Cyn. It means
>>that Cyn is nothing more than a pathetic lonely person who by her own
>>words on her web page has "an unhealthy obsession" with a stupid radio
>>program, and devotes half her life to this sick obsession.
BTW, guys, sorry there's been no updates in...um... well, four mos, but
who's counting? I do have excuses, there's a possum camping out in the
basement, and some other kind of... vermin... crawling around in the ng, and
you know me, I prefer the humane traps, though they take a bit more time.
>She has
>>what is referred to as a "dependant" personality, looking to others to
>>fill in her own voids and inadequacies. She is the ultimate
>>"follower", a person that could never really stand up and take charge
>>of a situation. And what really was the last straw for lonely Cyn?
>>It was the appearance of Col. Bill Kilgore.
Haven't seen a pic yet, but I've heard he's average, at best. Somebody said
he looked a little like Frank Zappa, but I don't dig that comparison. Pretty
is as pretty does, in any case.
>>All of a sudden her
>>bubbles were burst and life within her little dream world on ARTD-L
>>ended as she knew it. Within days of his arrival, The Colonel sent
>>the "Pope St. Dr. Charlie Sharpe" packing like a mangy dog with his
>>tail between his legs. Within days, The Colonel had reduced the
>>"goddess" Mrs. Sojourner to a blubbering idiot running for the
>>killfile switch because she realized she couldn't stand toe-to-toe
>>with The Colonel. It became obvious to all the The Colonel was a
>>force to be reckoned with; a man of many talents and experiences that
>>no one on this NG could match.
Dammit, is he insulting Jak here??
>The liberal left-wing anti-American
>>posters that frequent this group could only stand in awe at The
>>Colonel's prowess.
Yep, this clinches it, Tim was right.
>Their attacks bounced off like bullets on
>>Superman; and it pisses the hell out of them.
"You don't trod on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind..."
>They laugh at Jak and
>>continue to patronize him; but The Colonel was a different matter, and
>>no one was laughing,
Heh, heh...
>especially the likes of Dr. Charlie and Madeline,
>>the two "biggies" on this group according to the book of Cyn *(in
>>Maddies case, both literally and figuratively). So now in her
>>desperation, Cyn has gone full-circle and has become what she claims
>>she despises - a wanna-be Dr. Laura. Cyn is now "psycho-analyzing" The
>>Colonel and others, telling us what we are really thinking and feeling
>>and expressing her willingness to help us through these tough times.
I admit it, I'm much better at this sort of thing than DL. I recognize the
importance of the Col's sniveling cries for companionship and his
uncontrolable feelings of alienation and longing for acceptance. Like Dr
Laura, though, I also recognize the need for him to take personal
responsibilty for causing this pathetic isolation by his own at once clingy
and antisocial behaviour. It's a conundrum, I know. Poor Col Bill.
>>Guess again Cyn. You are a pathetic loser and nothing more. Look
>>out! In front of you! Mrs. Sojourner has just made an abrupt stop
>>and your nose just ran right up the crack her gigantic ass.!!!!!!!!!
>
>Yep, Cyn, I'd say by that response that you pretty much hit the nail
>right on the head. Have you thought of a career as a psychic? My
>organization is looking for people of your caliber.
>
Joy! Miss Cleo, I'd be honoured to take part in your mission to enlighten
the world and lighten their wallets.
>But first, you'll have to pass this Official Psychic Licensing test.
>Choose the best response to each question. Use a #2 pencil and be
>sure and fill in the block completely.
>
>1. The Kernel is:
> [] a retired kernel in the Official U S of A military
> [] a high school drama student
> [] Jethro Bodine
> [] gonna get in trouble if his dad finds out he's figured out
> the NetNanny password
> [] frustrated that he only gets to post when he takes his
> medicine and participates in the group therapy
> sessions in the hospital's Token Economy System
>
E. a commie
>2. The Kernel's favorite pasttime is:
> [] hanging around in places where he can yell at people for
> hanging around the same places he's hanging around
> [] reading his daddy's Jugs Magazines that are hidden in the
> workshop under the table saw
> [] wishing he were as smart as that Jak guy on the internet
>
D. Staring at his barren loins while weeping.
>3. The Kernel picks victims...
> [] who seem to be more popular than him
> [] who seem to be more powerful than him
> [] who seem to be more intelligent than him
> [] who the voices tell him to attack
>
E. People who notice he's a dickless pinko.
>4. The Kernel's specialty in the military was:
> [] Peeling potatoes
> [] Cleaning latrines
> [] Digging latrines
> [] Pointing to latrines
>
E. Latrine
>5. If the Kernel did a war movie, he'd be...
> [] that naive guy from Iowa who you know will get killed
> before the credits roll
> [] the unnamed gunner who hollers "Yee-haw" like he's from
> Texas, but we don't know because he doesn't ever get a
> neme, and gets killed before your popcorn is
> half-eaten
> [] the guy who gets ham sandwiches for the director between
> scenes
> [] the guy who sweeps up the trailers of the actors who play
> the Iowan and the Texan
>
E. the guy stalking the guy jerking off in the back row of the screening
room with a modified Scooby Doo viewfinder.
>6. Essay question: How good is your Jamaican accent?
>
Ah, lemme tellya, me ocksan' is a joy ta behol'. Ah'm keepan it real! I kin
hov dat bwoi tinkin' I'm da real ting in da blink of an eye, it's da trut'!
Cwall me naw fo' yo free readin', yo futcha awaits! (fwoi entahtainmen'
puhposes owny, you unnahstan'...)
Cyn
K, so it needs work...
k
"COL. BILL KILGORE" <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ebade2fc.01101...@posting.google.com...
The last time I was in a college lab you weren't
> even a brown stain on your parents mattress.
Brown?
k
hmmmm...
Neutrodyne
>Message-id: <ebade2fc.0110...@posting.google.com>
>
>Every now and again you run into a person (or poster) that immediately
>strikes you as a pathetic, lonely individual without much of a life.
>Such a person is Cyn. Cyn is so without a life that she not only
>spends most of her days listening to a ridiculous talk show on the
>radio (that she claims she hates
Your effort here is feeble Bill. It wouldn't take much effort to prevent
yourself from making claims at which anyone who has read this group for a week
would be laughing. If you had done any sort of organized research you would
have noted that she seldom listens to the show and hasn't listened regularly
for a long time. Few of the regulars here do, relying on catching Laura's more
amusing meltdowns via recaps and perhaps tuning in delayed replays when
something is brought up by the newer folks who still can stand to listen. If
you read the charter, you'll find this wasn't created to be a strictly one-note
group. If you are such a brilliant detective, why do you miss obvious stuff
like this? It hardly makes your position look viable.
>, she not only then logs on to the
>Internet and spends hours upon hours chatting with other like-minded
>saps about this talk show host, Cyn goes one step further and actually
>creates a web page devoted to this imbecilic newsgroup.
Are you projecting? How do you know how long anyone of us takes to write our
posts. Maybe you take hours, I don't pretend to know. Those with talent can
throw together a web page in very little time, once again perhaps you consider
it a big project. I know I would but I wouldn't presume to project my
shortcomings on you.
>Here on her
>obscure web page Cyn lives out her fantasies. She envisions herself
>as some type of "authority" on the group,
She's obviously done more reading of the group than you have, and you have
claimed to be an authority on it.
>and posts bios of the
>individual personalities that frequent this group. She attaches
>personas to each of these morons, glorifying some of these losers that
>she aspires to be like (i.e. the communist Madelaine Sojourner).
Cites Bill, when has anyone claimed to be a communist? Is this a fact or just
your own conjecture?
>Until
>recently, everything was "hunky dory" on this NG, with all of these
>jamokes cavorting about each day, "ha-ha'ing and hee-hee'ing" over the
>latest DL show. These ridiculous cretins would compliment each other,
>tell each other how cute and funny they were, and carry on with their
>lives in the fantasy land of ARTD-L.
And this is your business, why? What is any newsgroup but a collection of
jamokes who happen to enjoy a common interest and conversation? The basic
essence of usenet seems lost on you. I see you are living out a dark and
pitiful fantasy on another newsgroup where your behavior amuses no one but
yourself. Are you happier making everyone annoyed with you than you would be
interacting with others? Broadcasting is a wide open field, Bill. For a few
bucks an hour you can beam your wisdom around the world, from any one of
several multi-million watt transmitters for rent in the southern US. You could
be on right after Brother Stair, or even Gene Scott.
>Cyn would take this charade one
>step further. To Cyn, un-American traitors like the commie Mrs.
>Sojourner became "goddesses" (Cyn's own words) and a buffoon like "Dr.
>Charlie" became a "pope". What does this all mean for Cyn. It means
>that Cyn is nothing more than a pathetic lonely person who by her own
>words on her web page has "an unhealthy obsession" with a stupid radio
>program, and devotes half her life to this sick obsession.
And you are devoting yourself to attacking and insulting this person you
consider pitiful and weak. What satisfaction is there for you shooting fish in
a barrel, Bill? Go to a biker bar and insult them! Show us you're a man, not a
pimply adolescent torturing what you see as mice on a glue board. Why do you
reserve all your strongest attacks for women, Bill? Do you think they are less
able to defend themselves? Do you just hate women more than men?
>She has
>what is referred to as a "dependant" personality, looking to others to
>fill in her own voids and inadequacies.
On the other hand don't need anyone to make you feel good. Oh wait, you at
least need Cyn for that at the moment don't you? This hulking, oversized
Rambler Ambassador of a post illustrates that better than I ever could. You've
admitted this activity makes you feel good. If you didn't need it on a
continuing basis, you would have been satisfied to state your superiority,
point out what you saw as our flaws and move on to the next group in need of
your special brand of advice. You wouldn't care what we thought of your
statements, you would think we deserved to remain losers if we didn't take them
as gospel. That's what a confident man would do - a man trained for leadership.
>She is the ultimate
>"follower", a person that could never really stand up and take charge
>of a situation. And what really was the last straw for lonely Cyn?
>It was the appearance of Col. Bill Kilgore.
Kilgore, the ultimate follower: Not confident enough to try and win friends, he
must follow others around who don't want to hear from him, shouting at them.
> All of a sudden her
>bubbles were burst and life within her little dream world on ARTD-L
>ended as she knew it. Within days of his arrival, The Colonel sent
>the "Pope St. Dr. Charlie Sharpe" packing like a mangy dog with his
>tail between his legs.
Speaking of fantasies, are you offering anything but your word as a troll on
this?
>Within days, The Colonel had reduced the
>"goddess" Mrs. Sojourner to a blubbering idiot running for the
>killfile switch because she realized she couldn't stand toe-to-toe
>with The Colonel.
Or she's just ignoring what you write because she's tired of mucking about with
a self confessed troll, a man who has stated that he only writes what he does
to upset and annoy. What would a few lies here and there be to one whose only
joy comes from being obnoxious?
>It became obvious to all the The Colonel was a
>force to be reckoned with; a man of many talents and experiences that
>no one on this NG could match.
What talents would those be. All you've done so far is make wild, unsupported
claims and behave badly according to usenet standards.
>The liberal left-wing anti-American
>posters that frequent this group could only stand in awe at The
>Colonel's prowess.
This is pure Jak.
>Their attacks bounced off like bullets on
>Superman; and it pisses the hell out of them.
This is pure double strength Jak.
>They laugh at Jak and
>continue to patronize him; but The Colonel was a different matter, and
>no one was laughing, especially the likes of Dr. Charlie and Madeline,
>the two "biggies" on this group according to the book of Cyn *(in
>Maddies case, both literally and figuratively).
Which shows Cyn's so obsessed that she hadn't updated the website in a long
while, since (especially) Charlie and Maddi hadn't been around much lately.
They had other things to do and were doing them. You really dig up the facts
with those mystical magical uncomprehensible sources of yours, Bill. Have you
heard the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor?
>So now in her
>desperation, Cyn has gone full-circle and has become what she claims
>she despises - a wanna-be Dr. Laura. Cyn is now "psycho-analyzing"
A long and rich tradition engaged in by many regulars in this group. All of
whom stated often that they aren't claiming to be a real Medical "Doctor" when
doing it. Further none of us have research from credible sources stating that
some 90%+ of our audience believes we are real Medical Doctors, as Laura does.
Once again, you fly off on a tangent that makes you look like an unprepared
amateur because you haven't bothered to do your homework. If you were a
military man, you'd know that to wage a succesful campaign, you must really
know your "enemy", not just skim the highlights of a few randomly selected
samples of their behavior. It seems you take all the rope you are given, time
and again and use it to hogtie yourself.
>The
>Colonel and others, telling us what we are really thinking and feeling
>and expressing her willingness to help us through these tough times.
I bet you think Monty Python is a British news program.
>Guess again Cyn. You are a pathetic loser and nothing more. Look
>out! In front of you! Mrs. Sojourner has just made an abrupt stop
>and your nose just ran right up the crack her gigantic ass.!!!!!!!!!
>
>
How sophisticated, how adult, how illustrative of the way a gentleman should
speak. I'd expect such gutter talk from Cretinous Liberal Lefties (From Outer
Space) [SM, Frystar Pictures Inc}, but from the mighty and superior Colonel
Bill? The proof is in the pudding & yours is becoming awfully thin and runny
Bill. In fact I'd say your a few spoons shy of a pudding,. At best you are
showing us a pud.
Neutrodyne
cmartin
cmartin
>(snip)
>>The liberal left-wing anti-American
>>posters that frequent this group could only stand in awe at The
>>Colonel's prowess.
>
>This is pure Jak.
Jak writes better than the Col.
>
>>Their attacks bounced off like bullets on
>>Superman; and it pisses the hell out of them.
>
>This is pure double strength Jak.
No, Jak wrote "Mango lips" -- a luxurious image that would never occur to
someone who thinks cliches are evidence of eloquence.
>
>>They laugh at Jak and
>>continue to patronize him; but The Colonel was a different matter,
True. The Col. is an unadulterated numbskull. If you cut him, he does not bleed.
Spartakus
> > Congratulations, Cyn! You got a virtually unreadable 52-line tirade
> > without a single paragraph break out of him.
>
> This is the fun part. Idiots like yourself actually counting the
> number of lines in a post from Bill Kilgore. Once again, mission
> accomplished!
>
Many newsreader programs will tell you how many lines are in a post.
Hope that helps.
Cyn
Spartakus wrote in message
<6ed74dfa.01101...@posting.google.com>...
>bil...@yahoo.com (COL. BILL KILGORE) wrote...
>
>> > Congratulations, Cyn! You got a virtually unreadable 52-line tirade
>> > without a single paragraph break out of him.
>>
>> This is the fun part. Idiots like yourself actually counting the
>> number of lines in a post from Bill Kilgore. Once again, mission
>> accomplished!
>>
Good for Col Kilgore! This is a big step for him, admitting it so freely.
I'm
sure it *does* feel good to get some acknowlegement in his sad and solitary
life, even if it is from total strangers on the net. I bet he's glad he
found such a warm, caring group. Next step, maybe he'll try talking to
someone in real
life! He could start with something easy, you know, try buying a cup of
coffee. No cheating by using the vending machines, though! (Those aren't
real people.)
We're pitchin' for ya, Bill! Go get 'em, cowboy!
>Many newsreader programs will tell you how many lines are in a post.
>Hope that helps.
Aw, maaaan... You guys are always bursting his hopeful little bubbles.
Spoilsport.
Cyn
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Whatever it is, it's probably been said before in the FAQ:
http://www.angelfire.com/journal/artdljunkie/faq.html
rigormortis
> Every now and again you run into a person (or poster) that immediately
> strikes you as a pathetic, lonely individual without much of a life.
> Such a person is Cyn. Cyn is so without a life that she not only
> spends most of her days listening to a ridiculous talk show on the
> radio (that she claims she hates), she not only then logs on to the
> Internet and spends hours upon hours chatting with other like-minded
> saps about this talk show host, Cyn goes one step further and actually
> creates a web page devoted to this imbecilic newsgroup.
Where do I find the web page?
mme...@steinbeck.ucs.indiana.edu
Indeed. XEmacs has a little line number indicator right there on the
status bar. With all the personal information he's got, the Colonel
should know that I've got a degree in mathematics and therefore have
lost the ability to do math with actual numbers. (*)
--Mark
(*) Most -- well, almost all, actually -- mathematicians I've known
have become worse at arithmetic as they get better at calculus,
differential equations, abstract topology, complex analysis, etc.
Cyn
rigormortis wrote in message ...
>
>"COL. BILL KILGORE" <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:ebade2fc.0110...@posting.google.com...
>> Every now and again you run into a person (or poster) that immediately
>> strikes you as a pathetic, lonely individual without much of a life.
>> Such a person is Cyn. Cyn is so without a life that she not only
>> spends most of her days listening to a ridiculous talk show on the
>> radio (that she claims she hates), she not only then logs on to the
>> Internet and spends hours upon hours chatting with other like-minded
>> saps about this talk show host, Cyn goes one step further and actually
>> creates a web page devoted to this imbecilic newsgroup.
>
>Where do I find the web page?
>
Right here.
http://www.angelfire.com/journal/artdljunkie/index.html
There's also a link to Hell's FAQ in my sig, when I remember to include it.
little_people
> > "COL. BILL KILGORE" <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:ebade2fc.01101...@posting.google.com...
> Brown?
A reference from "Full Metal Jacket". "Bill Kilgore" apparently likes his war
films.
That goofy fuck...
Rob
>In article <6ed74dfa.01101...@posting.google.com>,
>Spartakus <spar...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>bil...@yahoo.com (COL. BILL KILGORE) wrote...
>>
>>> > Congratulations, Cyn! You got a virtually unreadable 52-line tirade
>>> > without a single paragraph break out of him.
>>>
>>> This is the fun part. Idiots like yourself actually counting the
>>> number of lines in a post from Bill Kilgore. Once again, mission
>>> accomplished!
>>>
>>Many newsreader programs will tell you how many lines are in a post.
>>Hope that helps.
>
>Indeed. XEmacs has a little line number indicator right there on the
>status bar. With all the personal information he's got, the Colonel
>should know that I've got a degree in mathematics and therefore have
>lost the ability to do math with actual numbers. (*)
>
>--Mark
>
>(*) Most -- well, almost all, actually -- mathematicians I've known
> have become worse at arithmetic as they get better at calculus,
> differential equations, abstract topology, complex analysis, etc.
And isn't that the truth.
Rob
dk
"k" <crystal...@davidbowie.com> wrote in message
news:%AFz7.4472$pb4.2...@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com...
shit Bill."
Lord dk
Ruth Gretsinger
Cyn <cardi...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
news:RQDz7.970$Ct3.17...@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com...
(Whine on) Oh but Cyn - how can we *not* go after no-balls bill (lower case
letters so they are less intimidating to the poor fella) (whine off).
It's so painfully obvious to everyone how ...um...diminished.... his member
is. I figured that out by the way he went after Dr. Charlie. I mean,
Charlie's a legend - he's got both a courtesan *and* at least one
girlfriend with such tremendous knockers, he'd *have* to be extremely
well-endowed to keep up with *us*. That's gotta hurt the poor billtroll
more than anything... he can't even make *himself* happy never mind dream
of any real woman who wouldn't pull down his pants and laugh in his face.
Ruth
(I do all my ego-propping-up of 10 year olds during the daytime and heck
when I come home at night and kick back, I just gotta say it plain and
simple)
> Cyn
> Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
>
> Whatever it is, it's probably been said before in the FAQ:
> http://www.angelfire.com/journal/artdljunkie/faq.html
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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Bushman
"COL. BILL KILGORE" <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ebade2fc.0110...@posting.google.com...
Cyn, Maddi and Dr. Charlie are all well-liked here, and only Yak will even
give you the time of day (it may be wrong, but he'll still give it to you).
And yet, you declare victory. You're delusional, in addition to all the
problems Cyn listed. ANd getting boring....
Bushman
Brien Sullivan
>> > Congratulations, Cyn! You got a virtually unreadable
>> > 52-line tirade without a single paragraph break out of
>> > him.
>> This is the fun part. Idiots like yourself actually counting the
>> number of lines in a post from Bill Kilgore. Once again, mission
>> accomplished!
> Many newsreader programs will tell you how many lines are in a post.
> Hope that helps.
This thread reminds me of flame war I inflicted on this group
a few years ago. For every line I'd write, he'd reply with ten
or twenty lines of abuse, ending by saying I had no life.
--
Brien
Rotten Lousy Nice-guy Bastard
Bushman
"cmartin" <cma...@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:8MFz7.34433$ev2....@www.newsranger.com...
> In article <%AFz7.4472$pb4.2...@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com>, k says...
> >
> >
> >"COL. BILL KILGORE" <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:ebade2fc.01101...@posting.google.com...
> >The last time I was in a college lab you weren't
> >> even a brown stain on your parents mattress.
> >
> >Brown?
> >
>
> Well, on *his* planet...
>
> Claire
Or maybe he's doing something wrong.
Bushman
Jimy Hoffa
> mme...@steinbeck.ucs.indiana.edu wrote in message news:<9qmpra$uum$1...@steinbeck.ucs.indiana.edu>...
> > In article <ebade2fc.0110...@posting.google.com>,
> > COL. BILL KILGORE <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > (snip)
> >
> > Wow. I bet at least three people got up and moved to another seat in
> > the campus computer lab when they noticed your glazed eyes and
> > constant muttering while you pecked this out.
>
> Dream on little man. The last time I was in a college lab you weren't
> even a brown stain on your parents mattress.
Translation, Bill is an old fart.
>
>
> >
> > Congratulations, Cyn! You got a virtually unreadable 52-line tirade
> > without a single paragraph break out of him.
>
> This is the fun part. Idiots like yourself actually counting the
> number of lines in a post from Bill Kilgore. Once again, mission
> accomplished!
Translation: I love to refer to my self in the third person. It
strokes my ego.
>
>
> >That's pretty much a
> > guarantee that you're under his skin.
>
> Usenet posters don't get under The Colonel's skin. The Colonel gets
> under Usenet poster's skin (like yours)
Translation: My skin is thinner than an amoeba. Why do you think I
respond to posts in rants.
>
>
> > Colonel, I bet your friends have gotten tired of getting the daily
> > report on the wacky and clever things you've done with your Usenet
> > persona. Keep it up and they're not going to let you go to the Rocky
> > Horror Picture Show with them after midterms.
>
> Sorry chump. As you may have noted, I'm out of the country right now
> (location classified of course). So when I do choose to enlighten
> this NG with one of my articles, I try to get a little more in than
> usual. I realize it's harder for a moron like yourself to keep up
> with posts of more than two or three sentences, but give it a try
> Markie boy, and one day you'll be able to trade in you lab animal cage
> broom for a real slide rule.
Translation: I'm out of the country right now (in an Indian casino).
COL. BILL KILGORE
Delusional? Boring? When did you totally lose your eyesight Bushyface?
Idiots like Cyn, Dr. Chuckles, and the Communist Mrs. Sojourner are
only "well-liked" here by fellow idiots and losers like yourself. You
can hero worship these pathetic individuals all you want, but the fact
is they are totally frustrated with the reality that they can't deal
with "old, delusional and boring" Bill. They were used to the good
life; driving posters who didn't agree with them right out of the NG
by attacking and flaming them. However, their arrogance and bloated
egos have failed to achieve their most heartfelt desire, to rid this
NG of Bill Kilgore. Ain't gonna happen folks. They can all twist and
turn in the wind with their liberal rhetoric, their foolish poetry
(talk about folks with too much time on their hands)and their other
inane attempts to somehow "goad" The Colonel,but alas, it will all be
just a waste of their time. I and I alone will decide when I no
longer have an interest in presenting my views to this group - and all
you have to remember little man is that there ain't one friggin' thing
you can do about it. The recent breadcrumbs I tossed out to Cyn is an
example of my presence and purpose here. I gave that foolish broad a
little publicity and it drove some of the losers here to start
composing and reciting poetry (go figure a bunch of no-lifes like
that). I equate it to knocking down a hornet's nest with a stick - I
love to see the little buggers buzzing around with no direction or
sense of purpose, all because they can't handle The Colonel. And as a
personal note to you - kiss my ass!
Spartakus
> Indeed. XEmacs has a little line number indicator right there on the
> status bar. With all the personal information he's got, the Colonel
> should know that I've got a degree in mathematics and therefore have
> lost the ability to do math with actual numbers. (*)
>
> --Mark
>
> (*) Most -- well, almost all, actually -- mathematicians I've known
> have become worse at arithmetic as they get better at calculus,
> differential equations, abstract topology, complex analysis, etc.
>
I used to interact extensively on Usenet with a mathematics professor
whose speciality was topology. He once joked that even though his
research had reached a stratospherical level of arcane mathematical
inquiry, he had lost the ability to distinguish between a coffee cup
and a donut.
cmartin
says...
>And as a
>personal note to you - kiss my ass!
No way. There's a brown stain on it.
WizardryOf
Re: Cyn - Portrait of a Loser!
>Bushwacko to Kilgore:
>Cyn, Maddi and Dr. Charlie are all well-liked
>here,
Oz:----
Tha only proves of the mental dsposition of the majority of the
Leftwinging sociopaths that hang out around here.
and only Yak will even give you the time
>of day (it may be wrong, but he'll still give it to
>you). And yet, you declare victory.
Has anybody seen Dr Charles lately?
You're
>delusional, in addition to all the problems Cyn
>listed.
And there you are----posting your little inanities from a padded loony
bin.
ANd getting boring....
Oh sure, and you're electrifyingly exciting.
>Bushman
Oz
One could only have hoped that Bushwacko would have mentally benefited
from the sabbatical leave he took from here.
Cyn
*snip*
>> Cyn, Maddi and Dr. Charlie are all well-liked here, and only Yak will
even
>> give you the time of day (it may be wrong, but he'll still give it to
you).
>> And yet, you declare victory. You're delusional, in addition to all the
>> problems Cyn listed. ANd getting boring....
>>
>> Bushman
>
>Delusional? Boring? When did you totally lose your eyesight Bushyface?
> Idiots like Cyn, Dr. Chuckles, and the Communist Mrs. Sojourner are
>only "well-liked" here by fellow idiots and losers like yourself.
Why else be anywhere? Hell, you spent *years* trying to get a bunch of
socialists to like you by abusing their most hated trolls, and they never
saw you as anything more than a laughingstock. Why *not* go where you're
appreciated, Bill? It's much more gratifying than begging for the love and
acceptance of people who think you're some sock puppeting geek named Derek
(mmmmm... would that you were really *our* Deryk, but that would be just too
yummy) with MPD. How many trolls did you slay for them, without so much as
an ounce of respect in return? Groveling for the trotskiites, tch, tch, tch,
tch, tch. How pathetic, Bill.
>You
>can hero worship these pathetic individuals all you want, but the fact
>is they are totally frustrated with the reality that they can't deal
>with "old, delusional and boring" Bill. They were used to the good
>life; driving posters who didn't agree with them right out of the NG
>by attacking and flaming them.
LOL, oh my, did *we* drive people away? I rather like to think they *left*.
Some of us even miss them. Of course, you and I have much different
objectives, then, don't we? After all, you are the one whose stated purpose
is to drive people you deem "undesirable" off the net. Are you "old"? I
sincerely doubt that. And boring, maybe, you haven't seemed game for any
direct confrontation in quite a while, Bill, so I may indeed lose interest,
but don't you worry, snuggle bunny, I haven't yet. As for delusional, that
depends on how much of your own schtick you believe, and only you know that.
I don't give a damn who you really are, so I'll give you the benefit of the
doubt, nothing wrong with having a schtick. Ooops, sorry. I know you're
sensitive about that...
>However, their arrogance and bloated
>egos have failed to achieve their most heartfelt desire, to rid this
>NG of Bill Kilgore. Ain't gonna happen folks.
I, for one, am ever so happy to hear it.
Kisses G.I. Jane,
Cyn
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Whatever it is, it's probably been said before in the FAQ:
http://www.angelfire.com/journal/artdljunkie/faq.html
Bushman
"COL. BILL KILGORE" <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > Cyn, Maddi and
Gee, thanks for taking time out from your busy day of advising presidents
and such, just to answer my post.
I'll leave the unquestioning hero-worship to people like you, so spare
me. ANd the poems - hell, it's a lot more notice than you get in real life.
Speaking of real life, have you made any progress in researching my military
records, through all those connections you brag about? Shit, what good are
you?
We're not trying to run you out - you wouldn't be a source of
entertainment if you left. Keep venting, so we can remember where we know
you from.
Bushman
Bushman
Nice catch.
Bushman
Bushman
"WizardryOf" <Wizard...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:16455-3B...@storefull-173.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
ANd getting boring....
>Bushman
Why Ooze - you missed me. You missed being reminded you are Campmeat. I'm
touched.
Bushman
Cathy from Encino
--
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"COL. BILL KILGORE" <bil...@yahoo.com> wrote in message