One of my Lungs blew up

[smokin....@case3.com]

I took a puff off a cigarette yesterday, and moments later one of my
Lungs blew up. The next thing I know my lung was laying on the kitchen
table right next to my dinner plate, and the pack of cigarettes. I
quickly grabbed the lung and tried to suck it back in, but I could not
do it. I placed it in a plastic bag and have it in the refrigerator
until I can get to a doctor.

[BessieBee]

Usually when your lungs blow up like that they're too shredded to be of
use again. To increase your chances of a successful transplant be sure
to pack what remains of your lung in as many cigarette ashes as you can
find; the addition of many smoked butts helps keep the ashes properly
seasoned.

I hope you find a doctor soon. If the stench from that bag dissipates
you've waited too long.
--
BessieBee

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