I hate hate hate.....................
why are you alive
fashion punks
cell phones
rubber neckers
smokers
drunks
yuppies
drunk yuppies
squatter punks
beepers
cars
the zoo
the circus
TV
the movies
the heat (over 90 degrees)
fish
liers
thieves
record collectors (the ones that listen to the records collected, excludued)
the radio
shaving
spelling
high prices
doctors
dentists
my bosses
white kids who act black
Jncos
post hardcore metal
moshing
the PC police
anti flag
CRASS
rockabilly nazis
sweaty metalheads
drugies
the smell of weed
trucks
city streets
fake people
traffic
my Job
wakes
funerals
weddings
family gatherings
the beach
techno
canada costums
raves
clubs
bars
beer
X's
auctions
SSD
The Beatles
The Mall
Neo Emo
tight sweaters
brit pop
San Deigo
Kids who like only powerviolence
people who think that Crudos was the best band EVER to come out of Chicago
UFO conspiracies
rednecks
rodeos
wrestling
dawsons creek
Rosey O donnel
Jay Leno
lawyers
Guilanni
Garth Brooks
cowboys
people who were in denial that rob halford was gay from the start
AXL Rose
Michael Monroe
Robin Quivers
recycling
on line shit talkers
Im done...thanks for looking
see ya
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"take your satanic groceries and get the fuck outta my way "
Tom Cunningham
saturday disaster
> mechanics
some of them are swell. like for instance, my dads friend, who
they call "bobby g". he fixes cars a lot because he doesnt have a real
job. he has panic attacks when he gets in cars and he cant leave town.
(town being this small tiny one with a pop. of 350). he redid the brakes
on my old car completely for like 150-175 dollars.
sure, theres some who will try to swindle you, but thats more reason to
learn a little somethin' about your car.
> rubber neckers
whowhat?
> beepers
yeah, theyre dumb. like anyone NEEDS to contact your lame ass that
quickly. get over yourself. heh.
> TV
tv has its saving graces. mainly VIP, saturday night live, any
wrestling, the discovery channel, the history channel, the cartoon
channel, SCOLA, turner classic movies (oooh DR STRANGELOVE was on this
evening. woohoo!), kids in the hall, the real world, rap videos, ER,
melrose place reruns *sniff*, and other stuff.
> the movies
how can you discount "movies" as an entire entity.? i could
understand maybe "1970s Art movies", or 1960's midget porn or something
more centralized SAY a genre, ala western or horror. but MOVIES?! movies
are great. swell. im sure you could find something you like.
experimental? silent? futuristic? old? po-mo?
> the radio
on the way to get ice cream, billy and i heard "blinded by the
light" by manfred mann (i think thats it), the one where it sounds like
they say "douche".
> spelling
have to disagree, because i won a spelling bee, so im partial.
> Jncos
they still make these?
> rockabilly nazis
we must not have those yet out here.
> fake people
theeee worst.
> the beach
yeah. dumb.
> techno
never understood it.
> canada costums
you mean customs? in that case, yeah, theyre motarded.
> people who think that Crudos was the best band EVER to come out of Chicago
if theyre not no.1, theyre no.2 behind naked raygun.
> UFO conspiracies
these are swell. i want to go to roswell this summer.
> rednecks
also fun. i was walking out of wal mart one night, talking with my
friend, and i said something to the effect of "i think tonights a good
night to get some beer", and these redneck dudes walking by said " any
night is a good night to get beer! WOOOO!"
> wrestling
big giant objection! but i digress, for my opinions have been
formulated already here about wrestling.
> dawsons creek
super-gay.
> Rosey O donnel
ooh. she needs to..well, not be on tv.
> lawyers
corey excluded?
> people who were in denial that rob halford was gay from the start
waitaminute. IS HE GAY?!
xoxo,
stacey
http://www.dangpow.com/~felixia
"i thought you said that Blue
Oyster Cult was the soundtrack of
the revolution?" -eric on that 70s show
Maggles
saturday disaster <snj...@students.uiuc.edu> writes:
>
>> dawsons creek
> super-gay.
I was conned into becoming a Dawson's Creek addict, by my girlfriends at
school. Things started to get really hot when the pretty girl's brother turned
gay and had to tell Katie Holmes he was gay. And then he made out with the
slutty girl (who later died), whilst being gay! It was a hoot!
>> people who were in denial that rob halford was gay from the start
>
> waitaminute. IS HE GAY?!
Oh come on Stacey, everybody knows that.
---------------------------------Maggles
"Doesnt make sense, anyway, why would they have to "sneak off" with Clint? He
could easily just kick Leonardo's ass if Leo gave Clint and her any lip while
they were doing it on the living room sofa." --aboy
ginchyboy
> AXL Rose
Hey! what'd Axl ever do to you? nobody, NOBODY, talks shit about Axl!
Dan
DeanDTSM
wrote:
>I was conned into becoming a Dawson's Creek addict, by my girlfriends at
>school. Things started to get really hot when the pretty girl's brother turned
>gay and had to tell Katie Holmes he was gay. And then he made out with the
>slutty girl (who later died), whilst being gay! It was a hoot!
I just started watching Dawson's Creek this summer, and i'm converted.
It was a major decision in life to switch from 90210, so this is a
huge deal for me. But the one girl on the show got caught having a
threesome with two guys. How can i not watch that?! Also, everyone
on Dawson's Creek is way better looking than everyone on 90210.
-DeanDTSM
"I fucked one in exotica, then i got the blues
Then i fucked a college girl, she didn't have a clue
Fucked one kinda sideways, like a chyna doll
I fucked 'em all!" -The Dwarves
Maggles
>I just started watching Dawson's Creek this summer, and i'm converted.
AMEN BROTHER! CAN I GET A WITNESS??!!!
>It was a major decision in life to switch from 90210, so this is a
>huge deal for me. But the one girl on the show got caught having a
>threesome with two guys. How can i not watch that?! Also, everyone
>on Dawson's Creek is way better looking than everyone on 90210.
I like the way the writers of the show think that monosyllabic words will cause
the storylines to become less serious, so they always use big fancy SAT words
to express "Fuck you." "I love you." "I'm gay." In terms of a better looking
cast, Tori Spelling brings down the entire 90210 cast. It's by default that DC
has a hotter cast; Tori Spelling could be acting alongside Vince Vaughn and
Claudia Schiffer and DC would still have a hotter cast.
DeanDTSM
wrote:
>I like the way the writers of the show think that monosyllabic words will cause
>the storylines to become less serious, so they always use big fancy SAT words
>to express "Fuck you." "I love you." "I'm gay." <snip>
>
>---------------------------------Maggles
If a girl ever dumped me with a 10 minute monologue like they do on
Dawsons Creek, i'd be devastated. The season finale made me never
want to talk to the opposite sex again.
eggh...@aol.com
betti...@aol.comEcraser (Maggles) wrote:
> I like the way the writers of the show think that monosyllabic words will cause
> the storylines to become less serious, so they always use big fancy SAT words
> to express "Fuck you." "I love you." "I'm gay."
>
I think Dawson's Creek works partially because the writers are oblivious
to the fact that Dawson is a total ass (more so in the first season) and
totally ridiculous in every way. But they seem to think he's a
'tragically nice guy', so the character's a believable asshole.
I went to the WE Fest last month, partially just because it was in the
town where they film DC.
ah, the guilty pleasures of life.
-egg
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DeanDTSM
>In article <19990627143631...@ngol06.aol.com>,
> betti...@aol.comEcraser (Maggles) wrote:
>
>> I like the way the writers of the show think that monosyllabic words will cause
>> the storylines to become less serious, so they always use big fancy SAT words
>> to express "Fuck you." "I love you." "I'm gay."
Oh yeah... And ever adult in the show, teacher, parent, etc, are
completely evil.
Maggles
writes:
>If a girl ever dumped me with a 10 minute monologue like they do on
>Dawsons Creek, i'd be devastated. The season finale made me never
>want to talk to the opposite sex again.
But you did, so obviously Dawson's didn't do its job properly.
Maggles
>I think Dawson's Creek works partially because the writers are oblivious
>to the fact that Dawson is a total ass (more so in the first season) and
>totally ridiculous in every way. But they seem to think he's a
>'tragically nice guy', so the character's a believable asshole.
A lot of boys who watch the show sympathize with Dawson's plight. I guess you
came away unscathed.
btw, did you ever do a fanzine called go metric?
Bobo Bonobo
why are you alive wrote:
>
> mechanics
I've had a good one for years and then a few months ago, the fucker
retired.
> fashion punks
You ain't the only one.
> smokers
If they smoke in your face, hate them. If they go outside, you might
think they're pathetic, but at least they're not trying to kill you too.
> drunks
Hey, FUCK YOU.
> yuppies
How about the economic system that produces them?
> drunk yuppies
but I can ignore them if there is a good free buffet at a happy hour.
> squatter punks
because they smell bad. People who smell bad should die. Dead people
stink. I hate them. I hate dead people. They stink.
> cars
Do you have one?
> the zoo
???????????????/
> the circus
I hate CIRCUS PEANUTS, a lot.
> TV
How would you know unless you watch it?
> the movies
Most of them are crappy, but "hate"? Don't watch them.
> the heat (over 90 degrees)
Unless you're out at the creek, running around naked with a bunch of
other weirdos and getting in the creek.
> fish
God! I just took some scrod cod, dipped it in beaten egg, breaded it
with yellow corn meal, fried it in peanut oil with lots of black pepper
and salt, and we ate it with lemon/lime juice made by juicing 2 limes
and one large lemon with my Cuisinart.
> liers
Who doesn't?
> thieves
Yeah.
> the radio
I love public radio. I'm listening to *This American Life* as I write
this.
> shaving
Sucks, doesn't it
> spelling
You're not very good at it.
> high prices
How about low wages?
> doctors
Mine's pretty cool, but the whole control over prescription drugs thing
sucks.
> dentists
Mine gives me LOTS of N2O, or I'd find a new one.
> post hardcore metal
It is VERY boring.
> moshing
I don't do it anymore, but shit, I'm over 30 now *gasp!!!!!*
> sweaty metalheads
I hate anybody who smells bad. People who smell bad should die. Dead
people stink. I hate them. They stink.
> drugies
[sic] again.
> the smell of weed
It smells nice before they light it. At parties, I like to roll joints
for other people, even though I don't want to partake myself. It's
nostalgia, I guess. Now I don't like the smell or the effects.
> trucks
SUVs or minivans,I'd uderstand, but "trucks"???????
> city streets
What kinda punkrocker hates "city streets"???
> fake people
Define.
> traffic
"high-heeled boys"
> my Job
Why do you think that they pay you?
> wakes
awkward
> funerals
esp. if there is a corpse included.
> weddings
eve cool weirdo-punk ones?
> family gatherings
The no-unrelated-girls thing is a downside.
> the beach
Nude beaches RULE.
> techno
That IS awful.
> canada costums
RCMP costuemes? Flying squirrel costumes?
> raves
You mean techno ones?
> clubs
I wouldn't want to be in a club that had you as a member either :)
> bars
Traumatized by that night you spent in jail?
> beer
More for me!
> X's
Victim of a bad marriage?
> The Beatles
BUG MUSIC
> tight sweaters
What about wet t-shirts?
> UFO conspiracies
The UFOs are conspiring?
> rednecks
Yes.
> rodeos
Yeehaw!
> wrestling
Mud wrestling?
> dawsons creek
because you know you'll never get to...
> Rosey O donnel
Are you trying to make me vomit?
> Jay Leno
You actually watch that?
> lawyers
How original.
> Guilanni
He's a fucking Republican. I hate all living Republicans.
> Garth Brooks
Never heard 'im.
> cowboys
Do you hate beef too?
> recycling
Bacause you're a lazy fuck?
> on line shit talkers
You hate yourself?
> Im done...thanks for looking
> see ya
>
--
Bryan
http://members.primary.net/~creekhiker/
"Working. Living. Walking. Enjoying the weather and the hotties.
Recreational stuff. You know, the usual. Oh, and lots of jerking
off."
--Maggie in alt.punk 6-20-99
saturday disaster
> In article <Pine.GSO.4.10.990627...@ux9.cso.uiuc.edu>,
> saturday disaster <snj...@students.uiuc.edu> writes:
>
> >> people who were in denial that rob halford was gay from the start
> >
> > waitaminute. IS HE GAY?!
>
> Oh come on Stacey, everybody knows that.
i am serious. is he really gay? like, has he came out and said,
"I, ROb Halford, rock-n-roller, and a bonified ass-pirate. I like men,
boys, males, possibly hermaphrodites. i'm mre queer than a 3 dollar bill!
i mean REALLY, man!"
im naive with a capitol n-a-i-v-e if you havent noticed.
why are you alive
actually he did
we were asked to be in a video that he was gonna be in for the Michael Monroe
song "dead jail or rock and roll" and he asked who ever was incharge for us to
leave.
these punks were gonna beat the fuck out of him..but the guy with the testie
fungus jacket got to stay..I think AXL had a crush n him
why are you alive
>>
>> mechanics
>
>I've had a good one for years and then a few months ago, the fucker
>retired.
>
>> fashion punks
>
>You ain't the only one.
>
>> smokers
>
>If they smoke in your face, hate them. If they go outside, you might
>think they're pathetic, but at least they're not trying to kill you too.
>
>> drunks
>
>Hey, FUCK YOU.
>
>> yuppies
>
>How about the economic system that produces them?
>
>> drunk yuppies
>
>but I can ignore them if there is a good free buffet at a happy hour.
>
>> squatter punks
>
>because they smell bad. People who smell bad should die. Dead people
>stink. I hate them. I hate dead people. They stink.
>
>
>Do you have one?
>((go up to the part where mechanics come into play)
>> the zoo
>
>??????????????? (why keep the animals in there?)
>
>> the circus
>
>I hate CIRCUS PEANUTS, a lot.
>
>> TV
>
>How would you know unless you watch it?
>> the movies
>
>Most of them are crappy, but "hate"? Don't watch them.(nope to fuckin
expensive)
>
>> the heat (over 90 degrees)
>
>Unless you're out at the creek, running around naked with a bunch of
>other weirdos and getting in the creek.
>
>> fish
>
>God! I just took some scrod cod, dipped it in beaten egg, breaded it
>with yellow corn meal, fried it in peanut oil with lots of black pepper
>and salt, and we ate it with lemon/lime juice made by juicing 2 limes
>
>> liers
>
>Who doesn't?
>
>> thieves
>
>Yeah.
>
>> the radio
>
>I love public radio. I'm listening to *This American Life* as I write
>this.
>
>> shaving
>
>Sucks, doesn't it
>
>> spelling
>
>
>> high prices
>
>How about low wages? (true)
>
>> doctors
>
>Mine's pretty cool, but the whole control over prescription drugs thing
>sucks.
>
>> dentists
>
>Mine gives me LOTS of N2O, or I'd find a new one.
>
>> post hardcore metal
>
>It is VERY boring.
>
>> moshing
>
about rockem sockem kick boxing moshing)
>
>> sweaty metalheads
>
>I hate anybody who smells bad. People who smell bad should die. Dead
>people stink. I hate them. They stink.
>
>> drugies
>
>[sic] again.
>
>> the smell of weed
>
>It smells nice before they light it. At parties, I like to roll joints
>for other people, even though I don't want to partake myself. It's
>nostalgia, I guess. Now I don't like the smell or the effects.
>
>> trucks
>
out that polution right into my un airconditioned car)
>
>> city streets
>
>What kinda punkrocker hates "city streets"??? (pot holes, my friend thats what
its all about)
>
>> fake people
>
>Define.
>
>> traffic
>
>"high-heeled boys"
>
>> my Job
>
>Why do you think that they pay you?
>
>> wakes
>
that?)
>
>> funerals
>
>esp. if there is a corpse included.
>
>> weddings
>
>eve cool weirdo-punk ones?
>
>> family gatherings
>
>The no-unrelated-girls thing is a downside.
>
>> the beach
>
>Nude beaches RULE.
>
>> techno
>
>That IS awful.
>
>> canada costums
>
can't spell for shit..I meant ah you know what I meant..especially if you have
been through it)
>
>> raves
>
>You mean techno ones?
>
>> clubs
>
>I wouldn't want to be in a club that had you as a member either :)
I mean discos..like limelight..)
>> bars
>
>Traumatized by that night you spent in jail? (actually. I was very traumatized
by jail..but I meant bars..like in gimme another shot bars)
>
>> beer
>
>More for me!
>
>> X's
>
>Victim of a bad marriage?
>
>> The Beatles
>
>BUG MUSIC
>
>> tight sweaters
>
>What about wet t-shirts?
>
>> UFO conspiracies
>
>The UFOs are conspiring?
>
>> rednecks
>
>Yes.
>
>> rodeos
>
>Yeehaw!
>
>> wrestling
>
>Mud wrestling?
>
>> dawsons creek
>
>because you know you'll never get to...
>
>> Rosey O donnel
>
>Are you trying to make me vomit?
>
>> Jay Leno
>
>You actually watch that? (um no..just the sight of him makes me sick)
>
>> lawyers
>
>How original.( well after I needed one...thats when I started hating
them..they are spreading like lab rats)
>
>> Guilanni
>
>He's a fucking Republican. I hate all living Republicans.
>
>> Garth Brooks
>
>Never heard 'im.
>
>> cowboys
>
>Do you hate beef too?
yes
>
>> recycling
>
>Bacause you're a lazy fuck?
No because I really don't think that recycling plastic is gonna save the planet
>
>> on line shit talkers
>
>You hate yourself?
am I talking shit towards anyone?
or am I speaking truth?
>
>> Im done...thanks for looking
>> see ya
>>
>--
>Bryan
thanks for the responce
Jim
Bobo Bonobo
ginchyboy wrote:
>
> why are you alive wrote:
>
> > AXL Rose
>
> Hey! what'd Axl ever do to you? nobody, NOBODY, talks shit about Axl!
>
> Dan
>
Fuck that asshole. Does that count as talking shit?
don jones
>
> On 27 Jun 1999, why are you alive wrote:
(snip)
> > canada costums
>
> you mean customs? in that case, yeah, theyre motarded.
no, i think he/she meant "canada costumes"... those dumb-ass headcoats
with the schlong underneath, winter jacket vests, thick framed glasses,
ripped jeans, work boots and beers in both hands... saying "eh?" a lot,
pronouncing the "ow" sound like "oo" and using variations of the word
"hose" for every situation imaginable. i gotta agree, canada costumes
are the worst!
eggh...@aol.com
betti...@aol.comEcraser (Maggles) wrote:
>
> A lot of boys who watch the show sympathize with Dawson's plight. I guess you
> came away unscathed.
>
> btw, did you ever do a fanzine called go metric?
>
> ---------------------------------Maggles
Oh, I'm not a boy. (but I play one on tv. Actually I don't.) And I
never did go metric, but thanks for asking.
Maggles
disaster <snj...@students.uiuc.edu> writes:
>i am serious. is he really gay? like, has he came out and said,
>"I, ROb Halford, rock-n-roller, and a bonified ass-pirate. I like men,
>boys, males, possibly hermaphrodites. i'm mre queer than a 3 dollar bill!
>i mean REALLY, man!"
In so many words.
Gavin
Davie Jones from the Monkees...
--gavin
Bobo Bonobo wrote:
> ginchyboy wrote:
> >
> > why are you alive wrote:
> >
Gavin
Rob Halford would be a big hit down at the Blue Oyster...
--gavin
saturday disaster wrote:
> On 27 Jun 1999, Maggles wrote:
>
> > In article <Pine.GSO.4.10.990627...@ux9.cso.uiuc.edu>,
> > saturday disaster <snj...@students.uiuc.edu> writes:
> >
> > >> people who were in denial that rob halford was gay from the start
> > >
> > > waitaminute. IS HE GAY?!
> >
> > Oh come on Stacey, everybody knows that.
>
> i am serious. is he really gay? like, has he came out and said,
> "I, ROb Halford, rock-n-roller, and a bonified ass-pirate. I like men,
> boys, males, possibly hermaphrodites. i'm mre queer than a 3 dollar bill!
> i mean REALLY, man!"
>
crux
tv shows. Just watch the beautiful people. Oh man, a Manson reference.
SCREW Dawson's Creek. Get with the truth: Felicity. This show makes
pro-wrestling look like a real drama. It's like MST3000, but I get
to be Joel. Joe is Tom Servo and were looking for someone to be Crow,
IF anyone's interested. Anything that paperthis and with characters you
can love to hate for being complete idiots or being self absored.
Personally, I'm waiting for the fake goth and that roomate in the appartment
to get there own show. Voodoo and eatable game pieces? Classic.
Mike "Less talk -> More Jordan Knight" D.
Maggles (betti...@aol.comEcraser) wrote:
: A lot of boys who watch the show sympathize with Dawson's plight. I guess
: you came away unscathed.
: ---------------------------------Maggles
eggh...@aol.com
cr...@wam.umd.edu (crux) wrote:
> SCREW Dawson's Creek. Get with the truth: Felicity. This show makes
> pro-wrestling look like a real drama. It's like MST3000, but I get
> to be Joel.
I can't watch Felicity at all, and I have a high crap tolerance. It's
so utterly uninteresting, it's not even fun to mock, like DC. And they
have the absolute worst, least cool opening credit sequence I have ever
seen.
Jesse Staniforth
Maggles (betti...@aol.comEcraser) writes:
> In article <377663ed...@news.gti.net>, pigt...@gti.net (DeanDTSM) writes:
>
>>I just started watching Dawson's Creek this summer, and i'm converted.
>
> AMEN BROTHER! CAN I GET A WITNESS??!!!
Where's Eric Tomorrow when we need him? We finally settled our rivalry
over the hand of the lovely Katie Holmes over a late night breakfast at
Denny's in Cocoa Beach, Fla. last february (I gave up, being essentially
betrothed already). He should be rejoicing as well.
>>It was a major decision in life to switch from 90210, so this is a
>>huge deal for me. But the one girl on the show got caught having a
>>threesome with two guys. How can i not watch that?! Also, everyone
>>on Dawson's Creek is way better looking than everyone on 90210.
>
> I like the way the writers of the show think that monosyllabic words will cause
> the storylines to become less serious, so they always use big fancy SAT words
> to express "Fuck you." "I love you." "I'm gay." In terms of a better looking
> cast, Tori Spelling brings down the entire 90210 cast. It's by default that DC
> has a hotter cast; Tori Spelling could be acting alongside Vince Vaughn and
> Claudia Schiffer and DC would still have a hotter cast.
Dude, Claudia Schiffer's a pooch. Plastic people weird me the fuck out.
Incidentally, I haven't watched DC in ages... due to the unfortunate fact
that it's on Friday nights here, and I *always* forget to watch it.
Season's over now, I guess? I wonder if they're showing reruns on Global...
--
"Your money is the carrot. The stick that's tied to the ass.
And fear is inspiration to never come in last." -- 8BARK
"...while money doesn't talk; it swears." -- Bob Dylan
ginchyboy
:) axl's fun. i can't wait for the new gnr album, so that he starts
doing all of his stupid shit again, like when he wanted to fight Vince
Neil...
Dan
ginchyboy
>
> Not to mention the fact that Axl's whole swaying dance move was stolen from
> Davie Jones from the Monkees...
>
> --gavin
>
but Davie isn't as sexy as Axl, now is he?
Dan
ginchyboy
>
> >Hey! what'd Axl ever do to you? nobody, NOBODY, talks shit about Axl!
>
> we were asked to be in a video that he was gonna be in for the Michael Monroe
> song "dead jail or rock and roll" and he asked who ever was incharge for us to
> leave.
> these punks were gonna beat the fuck out of him..but the guy with the testie
> fungus jacket got to stay..I think AXL had a crush n him
oh... so this is a "i don't like him, cuz i think he's gay" thing.
sure, that's real mature
you really should try to be more open-minded, like axl is. i dare you
to find any gnr lyrics where he says he hates gays.
...oh shit, nevermind
Dan
ok, just to be clear (i'm easily misunderstood), this is sarcasm. no
need for flaming
Joe Shit The Ragman
>
> tv has its saving graces. mainly VIP, saturday night live, any
> wrestling, the discovery channel, the history channel, the cartoon
> channel, SCOLA, turner classic movies (oooh DR STRANGELOVE was on this
> evening. woohoo!),
One of my favourites. Did you notice that we suddenly started printing "USAF" on
our hydrogen bombs? That always gets me cackling.
>
> > the radio
>
> on the way to get ice cream, billy and i heard "blinded by the
> light" by manfred mann (i think thats it), the one where it sounds like
> they say "douche".
Few songs make bile rise to my throat quicker...
why are you alive
>sure, that's real mature
>you really should try to be more open-minded, like axl is. i dare you
>to find any gnr lyrics where he says he hates gays.
>...oh shit, nevermind
No I don't like him cause he has bad tattoos..
Karl Groves
why are you alive <toph...@aol.comxxx> wrote in message
news:19990627023259...@ng-cp1.aol.com...
> mechanics
Work on your own car then, crybaby
> fashion punks
As opposed to poorly dressed punks?
> cell phones
They hate you too
> rubber neckers
Don't tell me you don't look to see if there isn't any cool carnage.
> smokers
Agreed
> drunks
Agreed
> yuppies
Agreed
> drunk yuppies
Agreed
> squatter punks
I'm beginning to dislike myself for agreeing with you so much.
> beepers
That's just because nobody calls yours
> cars
What kind of man are you?
> the zoo
Is that because the photo you took of the monkey cage looks like photos from
your last family reunion?
> the circus
Exploitation of animals isn't entertaining to you? Sheesh!
> TV
love it
> the movies
love it
> the heat (over 90 degrees)
love it
> fish
What did a fish ever do to you? I swear, you're so negative.
> liers
> thieves
They're just different from you. That's why you hate them
> the radio
Don't listen
> shaving
So don't
> spelling
That's quite apparent
> high prices
You're so weird. I love high prices
> doctors
I'd like to ask your opinion on Doctors if anyone ever shoots someone you
love.
> dentists
Yeah! I mean those bastards! All they care about is making sure you floss!
> my bosses
Anyone who loves their boss is self-emplyed
> white kids who act black
Shit, I don't even like black people who act black! One of the best friends
I have ever had is black and crew up in the projects of Baltimore, the kind
of area where even black people don't go to unless they live there, and he
doesn't act black!
> Jncos
"Wear them with a friend"
> post hardcore metal
That's the term defined as "we play typical generic hardcore but we realize
that the hardcore scene is sinking like the fucking Titanic so we need
another fakeass term to latch onto"
> moshing
I hate people who call it moshing
> the PC police
Christ, now there's a PC police force? Damn, better start hiding the porn
> anti flag
I agree
> CRASS
I agree
> rockabilly nazis
But punk rock nazis are ok, right?
> sweaty metalheads
But clean ones are OK?
> drugies
But they're so likeable!
> the smell of weed
"Weed"? You must be from the south
> trucks
How about SUVs?
> city streets
But rural streets are OK?
> fake people
Read as: "people"
> traffic
Move to NYC
> my Job
I love mine. I just hate the people I work with, the people I deal with,
the place I work, and the money I make.
> wakes
Why do they call it a "wake"? The motherfucker is DEAD!
> funerals
I'd think you were odd if you liked funerals but not wakes.
> weddings
You don't have the proper sense of humor...
> family gatherings
What better time for wholesale violence.
> the beach
Yeah. Fuck nature. Fuck water. Fuck the horizon. Fuck the hot girls in
skimpy suits. Wait! HELLS YEAH!
> techno
Do some exstacy first. I hear it helps make it acceptable
> canada costums
Canada what? Costumes?
> raves
Ravers are as bad as goths, IMO
> clubs
I prefer to take the steering wheel totally off.
> bars
Work in one. That will give you a real reason to hate them.
> beer
I hate beer farts. Thats the real reason I stopped drinking. My GF told me
to either stop drinking or stop farting in my sleep after a night at the
bar.
> X's
I was thinking that very same thing. In fact, we need to replace that
letter. I mean, keep all the other 25, but replace the "x". I mean, who
uses it, anyway?
> auctions
Didn't get much for your mom on Ebay, did you? I told you so...
> SSD
They hate you too
> The Beatles
Why? Because they revolutionized rock and roll, enabling the tripe you
listen to to come about?
> The Mall
Yeah! I'm glad you mentioned that, because my "How to be punk" handbook was
missing that page
> Neo Emo
Anything "Emo" is bullshit
> tight sweaters
Fag
> brit pop
I hate anything British except for Geri Halliwell
> San Deigo
Move to Memphis
> Kids who like only powerviolence
Yeah. But the kids who only listen to whatever you like are cool
> people who think that Crudos was the best band EVER to come out of Chicago
I hate people who listen to Crudos
> UFO conspiracies
I hate the UFOs themselves
> rednecks
They hate you too.
> rodeos
What a stupid thing to hate
> wrestling
I hate it only because it isn't real. I've seen men pick each other up and
REALLY slam them to the ground. Fucking awe-inspiring.
> dawsons creek
Duh
> Rosey O donnel
Duh
> Jay Leno
Duh
> lawyers
Find a good one. You'll love him
> Guilanni
And he hates people who can't spell his name
> Garth Brooks
Is it the headphone mic?
> cowboys
But what about cow girls?
> people who were in denial that rob halford was gay from the start
Fuck that. I hate the people who listened to his music enough to care
whether the fucker was gay
> AXL Rose
Duh
> Michael Monroe
Who?
> Robin Quivers
America's best "yes-woman"? damn. You're mean
> recycling
I hate it when my GF won't let me throw my trash out the window
> on line shit talkers
I hate online crybabies just as much
>
> Im done...thanks for looking
> see ya
I just wasted about 20 minutes of my life responding to the dumbest list of
"Things I hate" I have ever seen.
Fuck you.
--
Karl Core
AOL IM - KarlCore
ICQ - 36919242
Joe Shit The Ragman
>
> ???????????????/
What don't you understand? Oi! The man's being serious here! Let's do with
some ACTION, instead of all this questioning Mark!
> > the circus
>
> I hate CIRCUS PEANUTS, a lot.
Heh heh heh, the minister always has a pocketful of them.
>
> > liers
>
> Who doesn't?
What the fuck is a "lier", anyway?
>
> > drugies
>
> [sic] again.
Oh, ghrist, would you illiterate fuckers bother looking up the usage of _sic
passim_ before it comes to stand for _sic transit gloria mundi_?!?!?? You
goddamned simp! I wouldn't expect any more out you. You're the bastard who
denies glory to The Waffle House!
>
> > the smell of weed
>
> It smells nice before they light it. At parties, I like to roll joints
> for other people, even though I don't want to partake myself. It's
> nostalgia, I guess. Now I don't like the smell or the effects.
>
HIPPIE!!!!
>
> > fake people
>
> Define.
>
Mannequins, CPR dolls, the like. Are you dense?
>
> > wakes
>
> awkward
They should not explain these in hopes that someone stupid enough is going
to come to one prepared to wake the dead, or attempt to.
>
> > recycling
>
> Bacause you're a lazy fuck?
>
No, because it's as much a joke as you are.
Joe Shit The Ragman
FAVOURITE POST OF THE WEEK!!!!
And it's only Monday! This is perhaps the funniest thing I've heard in six
months. For the first phrase itself, it holds value to all!
Maggles
>SCREW Dawson's Creek. Get with the truth: Felicity. This show makes
>pro-wrestling look like a real drama. It's like MST3000, but I get
>to be Joel. Joe is Tom Servo and were looking for someone to be Crow,
>IF anyone's interested. Anything that paperthis and with characters you
>can love to hate for being complete idiots or being self absored.
My girlfriends and I watch Felicity at school sometimes, and we compare our
lives to theirs. Our RA is not as hot though, and female.
Maggles
(Jesse Staniforth) writes:
>Dude, Claudia Schiffer's a pooch. Plastic people weird me the fuck out.
She's not plastic, just dumb. I think reporters should start interviewing her
in German, because her English is pretty retarded-sounding, and it just further
contributes to the whole supermodels-are-superdumb thing.
>Incidentally, I haven't watched DC in ages... due to the unfortunate fact
>that it's on Friday nights here, and I *always* forget to watch it.
>Season's over now, I guess? I wonder if they're showing reruns on Global...
Did you know the bitchy girl died? And Andy McPhee, who is much prettier than
Katie Holmes, dyed her hair.
Linda Seccaspina
>
>> SCREW Dawson's Creek. Get with the truth: Felicity. This show makes
>> pro-wrestling look like a real drama. It's like MST3000, but I get
>> to be Joel.
>
> so utterly uninteresting, it's not even fun to mock, like DC. And they
> have the absolute worst, least cool opening credit sequence I have ever
> seen.
>
> -egg
>
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
I hate the Blame Game on MTV..sluts and their idiots battle??? it
out...lets get a free vacation honey...argh..Id take a firehose and hose
them all down..said Savannah
--
"It takes guts to be stupid."
Lisa Crandall....1999
Jesse Staniforth
Maggles (betti...@aol.comEcraser) writes:
> In article <7l8qsd$7...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>, av...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA
> (Jesse Staniforth) writes:
>
>>Dude, Claudia Schiffer's a pooch. Plastic people weird me the fuck out.
>
> She's not plastic, just dumb. I think reporters should start interviewing her
> in German, because her English is pretty retarded-sounding, and it just further
> contributes to the whole supermodels-are-superdumb thing.
No, it's not even that. I just find her looks creepy. Too much sauce, not
enough meat, you know? Like I don't know what part of her's real, what's
implanted, what's nipped or tucked, what's make-up, what's camera
angle...ugh. I like women who look like themselves under all conditions.
None of this now-you-see-her-now-she-melts crap.
>>Incidentally, I haven't watched DC in ages... due to the unfortunate fact
>>that it's on Friday nights here, and I *always* forget to watch it.
>>Season's over now, I guess? I wonder if they're showing reruns on Global...
>
> Did you know the bitchy girl died? And Andy McPhee, who is much prettier than
> Katie Holmes, dyed her hair.
Yowza. I'm definitely an Andie fan. And I'm glad they topped off bitchy
girl, because she was the most cheaply drawn out of a whole lot of really
fake characters. She was embarassing to watch.
Gavin
the
fucking drugs...and he sings like Edith Bunker...give me a fucking break.
--gavin
Fyodor Karamazov
>
>
> oh... so this is a "i don't like him, cuz i think he's gay" thing.
> sure, that's real mature
> you really should try to be more open-minded, like axl is. i dare you
> to find any gnr lyrics where he says he hates gays.
> ...oh shit, nevermind
Actually, I always thought he got a bad rap about "One in a Million."
My ~LORD AND SAVIOR Chuck Eddy sums it up pretty well in the latest
issue of YOUR FLESH: "X could write a song called 'Los Angeles' that
goes 'learn to hate every nigger and jew/all the homosexuals and the
idle rich' and it was assumed that John and Exene were writing in this
ironic voice. Then, eight or nine years later Axl Rose does essentially
the same thing with 'One in a Million' and suddenly he's this racist
homophobe."
Right?
Fyodor
--
Stab a motherfucker in the back!!
Want to email me? Oh yes you do. I'm at dter...@students.wisc.edu
Joanie
cn...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Linda Seccaspina) writes:
> I hate the Blame Game on MTV..sluts and their idiots battle??? it
> out...lets get a free vacation honey...argh..Id take a firehose and hose
> them all down..said Savannah
I watch some bad and/or silly TV, but I won't put that stupid
show on. The only time I've seen it is in the Talk Soup clips.
Looks dumb as anything.
Joanie
Joanie
Gavin <ga...@netlag.com> writes:
> Uh, Axl looks like he needs to take a bath, get a fucking haircut and lay off
> the
> fucking drugs...and he sings like Edith Bunker...give me a fucking break.
>
> --gavin
I agree. I used to think he was "sexy", ugh can't believe I'm
admitting that. I'd go for Davey Jones instead at this point.
Joanie
Gavin
*ducks*
--gavin
Joanie
Gavin <ga...@netlag.com> writes:
> Maybe you're in that 'feminine guy' part of the month right now.
>
> *ducks*
Oh I don't care.
Are you saying Axl's more masculine than Davey? That's
a toss up I think.
Joanie
Brian Ruh
>Maybe you're in that 'feminine guy' part of the month right now.
>
>*ducks*
>
But I heard that most of the time is the "feminine guy" part of the month,
and that it's only a few days or so that's the "masculine guy" part.
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Brian Ruh - CS190w TA, | No Decaf! Records Online:
dharma bum, etc. | http://expert.cc.purdue.edu/~beruh/nodecaf.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ginchyboy
Fyodor Karamazov wrote:
> Actually, I always thought he got a bad rap about "One in a Million."
> My ~LORD AND SAVIOR Chuck Eddy sums it up pretty well in the latest
> issue of YOUR FLESH: "X could write a song called 'Los Angeles' that
> goes 'learn to hate every nigger and jew/all the homosexuals and the
> idle rich' and it was assumed that John and Exene were writing in this
> ironic voice. Then, eight or nine years later Axl Rose does essentially
> the same thing with 'One in a Million' and suddenly he's this racist
> homophobe."
> Right?
i can see your point, but i don't think he really needs defending. i'm
pretty sure he's made other homophobic and racist comments, besides just
being an asshole.
Another song that has really bugged me is Ramones' "Warthog." it's the
same deal... it's hard to tell if they're being ironic or serious. but i
give 'em the benefit of the doubt, which i can't do for gnr
Dan
saturday disaster
>
>
> Fyodor Karamazov wrote:
> > the same thing with 'One in a Million' and suddenly he's this racist
> > homophobe."
> > Right?
>
> i can see your point, but i don't think he really needs defending. i'm
> pretty sure he's made other homophobic and racist comments, besides just
> being an asshole.
> Another song that has really bugged me is Ramones' "Warthog." it's the
> same deal... it's hard to tell if they're being ironic or serious. but i
> give 'em the benefit of the doubt, which i can't do for gnr
>
the ramones were built on an institution of sarcasm.
it was their forte. which is what tended to throw people, when they took
them in a stalwart serious manner.
Linda Seccaspina
and the female "lawyer"(????????) has the worst legs I have ever
seen..they look like toothpicks for canapes..and she insists on showing
them off in short skirts...she should cover them before a beaver chomps at
them thinking they are sticks for his lodge..said Savannah.
Gavin
Indaclear
eggh...@aol.com
joa...@wmbr.mit.edu (Joanie) wrote:
> In article <7l9dhd$e...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>
> cn...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Linda Seccaspina) writes:
>
> > I hate the Blame Game on MTV..sluts and their idiots battle??? it
> > out...lets get a free vacation honey...argh..Id take a firehose and hose
> > them all down..said Savannah
>
> I watch some bad and/or silly TV, but I won't put that stupid
> show on. The only time I've seen it is in the Talk Soup clips.
> Looks dumb as anything.
>
> Joanie
>
Same here. I can't watch that clay wrestling show on mtv either.
Unfortunately, I can watch the real world till the cows come home.
What's wrong with me? I try to avoid MTV, but I don't do very well.
eggh...@aol.com
betti...@aol.comEcraser (Maggles) wrote:
> In article <7l8dq2$quo$1...@dailyplanet.wam.umd.edu>, cr...@wam.umd.edu (crux)
>
> >SCREW Dawson's Creek. Get with the truth: Felicity. This show makes
> >pro-wrestling look like a real drama. It's like MST3000, but I get
> >IF anyone's interested. Anything that paperthis and with characters you
> >can love to hate for being complete idiots or being self absored.
>
> My girlfriends and I watch Felicity at school sometimes, and we compare our
> lives to theirs. Our RA is not as hot though, and female.
>
> ---------------------------------Maggles
College for me was about as far from Felicity as you can get. I didn't
even make any friends until I was a sophomore, and I barely kept those.
And I even went to NYU.
Everyone on Felicity is so painfully awkward. It takes them so long to
say what they're saying. It's like the antithesis of DC where everyone
is too damn eloquent. maybe one day they'll get it right.
Joe Shit The Ragman
> > thieves
>
> They're just different from you. That's why you hate them
This NOT coming from a sleazy dude in the record industry would surprise me.
From Karl it's expected.
> > white kids who act black
>
> Shit, I don't even like black people who act black!
SOMEONE PLEASE .SIG THIS
> > anti flag
>
> I agree
Oh, shit, I just agreed with Karl, someone hand me a ball bat, I have to fix
this from the other end....
Bobo Bonobo
DeanDTSM wrote:
>
> On 29 Jun 1999 03:43:16 GMT, av...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Jesse
> Staniforth) wrote:
>
> >> Did you know the bitchy girl died? And Andy McPhee, who is much prettier than
> >> Katie Holmes, dyed her hair.
> >
> > Yowza. I'm definitely an Andie fan. And I'm glad they topped off bitchy
> >girl, because she was the most cheaply drawn out of a whole lot of really
> >fake characters. She was embarassing to watch.
> >
>
> I'm not up to knowing all their names yet... I'm still referring to
> them as "the crazy blonde girl," "the slutty blonde girl," and "joey".
>
> -DeanDTSM
>
So you've figured out that those kinds of shows are better watched with
the TV volume muted?
--
Bryan
http://members.primary.net/~creekhiker/
"Working. Living. Walking. Enjoying the weather and the hotties.
Recreational stuff. You know, the usual. Oh, and lots of jerking
off."
--Maggie in alt.punk 6-20-99
DeanDTSM
Staniforth) wrote:
>> Did you know the bitchy girl died? And Andy McPhee, who is much prettier than
>> Katie Holmes, dyed her hair.
>
> Yowza. I'm definitely an Andie fan. And I'm glad they topped off bitchy
>girl, because she was the most cheaply drawn out of a whole lot of really
>fake characters. She was embarassing to watch.
>
I'm not up to knowing all their names yet... I'm still referring to
them as "the crazy blonde girl," "the slutty blonde girl," and "joey".
-DeanDTSM
"I fucked one in exotica, then i got the blues
Then i fucked a college girl, she didn't have a clue
Fucked one kinda sideways, like a chyna doll
I fucked 'em all!" -The Dwarves
DeanDTSM
wrote:
>So you've figured out that those kinds of shows are better watched with
>the TV volume muted?
>
>--
>Bryan
Muted? Then how would i hear things like "slutty blonde girl" say
things like "am i just your saturday night whore?".
-DeanDTSM
"Joan Jett had a Bad Reputation
Courtney Love's just a bad imitation" -Blanks 77
Joanie
eggh...@aol.com writes:
> Same here. I can't watch that clay wrestling show on mtv either.
> Unfortunately, I can watch the real world till the cows come home.
> What's wrong with me? I try to avoid MTV, but I don't do very well.
God, I hate that clay battle of the whatever thing. I'm still
doing pretty well keeping away from Road Rules but it's not as
easy as the other dumb MTV shows (like the Real World's not dumb).
Joanie