Where is Fascinet?

Joseph Downs

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Oct 13, 2001, 10:24:58 PM10/13/01

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This NG loses at least 25% of its entertainment value for me with his
absence. Please say he's not been recalled into the marines and is currently
wandering round Kabul wearing boot-polish and a tea-towel asking for
directions to Osama's place...

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joey

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Oct 14, 2001, 12:21:00 AM10/14/01

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in article 9qasnu$qh4$1...@uranium.btinternet.com, Joseph Downs at
Spitf...@btinternet.com wrote on 10/14/01 2:24 AM:

> This NG loses at least 25% of its entertainment value for me with his
> absence. Please say he's not been recalled into the marines and is currently
> wandering round Kabul wearing boot-polish and a tea-towel asking for
> directions to Osama's place...

i sent him off to england to get me some scrumpy jack

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SkaFan101

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Oct 14, 2001, 12:23:27 AM10/14/01

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>This NG loses at least 25% of its entertainment value for me with his
>absence. Please say he's not been recalled into the marines and is currently
>wandering round Kabul wearing boot-polish and a tea-towel asking for
>directions to Osama's place...

he wouldn't be walking around kabul.

he'd be driving over the rubble in his BIG TRUCK.

becca

Joseph Downs

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Oct 14, 2001, 11:57:26 AM10/14/01

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"SkaFan101" <skaf...@aol.com> wrote in message

> he wouldn't be walking around kabul.

Silly me, I forgot yanks never walk anywhere.

> he'd be driving over the rubble in his BIG TRUCK.

I bet it's got a dead deer strapped over the hood too.

SkaFan101

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Oct 14, 2001, 2:59:13 PM10/14/01

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>> he wouldn't be walking around kabul.
>
>Silly me, I forgot yanks never walk anywhere.

it might get in the way of our eating, talking on cell phones, and putting on
makeup as we drive.

>
>> he'd be driving over the rubble in his BIG TRUCK.
>
>I bet it's got a dead deer strapped over the hood too.

but of course!

becca

Joseph Downs

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Oct 15, 2001, 8:33:58 PM10/15/01

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"joey" <bol...@midsouth.rr.com> wrote in message

> i sent him off to england to get me some scrumpy jack

Can he be trusted not to drink all of it himself?

joey

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Oct 15, 2001, 9:09:32 PM10/15/01

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in article 9qfuvm$4j9$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com, Joseph Downs at
Spitf...@btinternet.com wrote on 10/16/01 12:33 AM:

>
> "joey" <bol...@midsouth.rr.com> wrote in message
>> i sent him off to england to get me some scrumpy jack
>
> Can he be trusted not to drink all of it himself?

damnit! foiled again.

FOC

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Oct 16, 2001, 9:26:57 AM10/16/01

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In article <9qccbb$hh4$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>,
Spitf...@btinternet.com says...

Joe, you're not supposed to use Americanisms on the newsgroup. It's
"bonnet".

Read the Cabal rules; it's all in there.
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Joel

Joseph Downs

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Oct 16, 2001, 1:26:56 PM10/16/01

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"FOC" <jjoo...@btinternet.com> wrote in message

> > I bet it's got a dead deer strapped over the hood too.
>
> Joe, you're not supposed to use Americanisms on the newsgroup. It's
> "bonnet".

You know I actually did use bonnet at first then decided they'd think I was
talking about hats or something so decided to use hood instead to make it
more readily comprehensible to furriners. Next time I'll just talk louder
and slower at them instead.

> Read the Cabal rules; it's all in there.

You bloody whippersnapper, don't be quoting the rules at me. I wrote the
fuckers as you well know. I'll have you on a charge of insubordination if
you don't watch it Corporal Pike.

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go go goblin!

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Oct 16, 2001, 8:58:46 PM10/16/01

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what up, with your bad arse self, jo-el?

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