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valerie j.

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Jul 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/20/99
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Last night at Jill's house in the woods we heard an ice cream truck at 10 pm.
We could have sworn it sounded like it could either be coming from across the
river (right where the town's mental hospital is) or in the same direction
there are the charred remains of an old, burnt down amusement park (Quick note:
It burnt down in the 50's, and the guy who owns it hasn't laid a finger on it,
not even to remove any of the ashes. It didn't burn to the ground, so there's
still like a carousel and stuff just sitting there). Anyway, maybe it's just
in my town, but don't ice cream trucks stop circling around late afternoon?

valerie
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saturday disaster

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Jul 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/20/99
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On 20 Jul 1999, valerie j. wrote:

> Last night at Jill's house in the woods we heard an ice cream truck at 10 pm.
> We could have sworn it sounded like it could either be coming from across the
> river (right where the town's mental hospital is) or in the same direction
> there are the charred remains of an old, burnt down amusement park (Quick note:
> It burnt down in the 50's, and the guy who owns it hasn't laid a finger on it,
> not even to remove any of the ashes. It didn't burn to the ground, so there's
> still like a carousel and stuff just sitting there). Anyway, maybe it's just
> in my town, but don't ice cream trucks stop circling around late afternoon?

wow! a ghost ice cream truck. you must live in the coolest place
ever! i would re-open the amusement park and build some shitty rides on
the old ones. in fact, i have a whole plan for an amusement park. but i
need a good deal of money before i can get the construction men set
working on it. i was thinking about buying some corn fields around here
someday and making it there. itll be huge! after i make it big in the
stock market. i need someone to draw up plans for a big-ass pyramid
though. im no good at drawin'. i can paint, but the architects dont like
abstract art, like wassily kandinsky. i think ill have a wassily kandinksy
ride. thats how ill get the art fag crowd. i think the nude colony will do
well, too. im really excited about kiddie land though. im thinking of
importing some of those giant rats from germany. those might have to
replace the pit-bulls. thatd be more exotic, really. the old delapidated
carousel would work great in kiddie land. ive been looking for one for 7
years, no dice.


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dyke.jew.cunt

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Jul 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/20/99
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speaking of ice cream trucks, there's one that (this is what i've heard) at my
school, xavier university in cincinnati, goes around at 2 am playing the tune,
"we're not afraid of the big bad wolf." now the people i talked to about it
say it's all beat up looking and that they think it's some drug deal operation,
like if the song is on then come and get some crack and if it isnt playing then
stay inside or the other way around. craziness.

-jigga jen

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"another pointless dream fades away...
and i'm forced to open my eyes...
and i wish i was still asleep"

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valerie j.

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Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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> wow! a ghost ice cream truck. you must live in the coolest place
>ever! i would re-open the amusement park and build some shitty rides on
>the old ones. in fact, i have a whole plan for an amusement park. but i
>need a good deal of money before i can get the construction men set
>working on it. i was thinking about buying some corn fields around here
>someday and making it there. itll be huge! after i make it big in the
>stock market. i need someone to draw up plans for a big-ass pyramid
>though. im no good at drawin'. i can paint, but the architects dont like
>abstract art, like wassily kandinsky. i think ill have a wassily kandinksy
>ride. thats how ill get the art fag crowd. i think the nude colony will do
>well, too. im really excited about kiddie land though. im thinking of
>importing some of those giant rats from germany. those might have to
>replace the pit-bulls. thatd be more exotic, really. the old delapidated
>carousel would work great in kiddie land. ive been looking for one for 7
>years, no dice.
>

That sounds awesome.. except, you might not want to do it here. The guy who
owns the rights to the amusement park refuses to do anything but take it to his
grave... not to mention he's armed and dangerous. Roomer has it that one night
some kids threw a party there, and he starting shooting through the windows
with a bb gun. And worse than that, he let his peacocks run wild on them.
Seriously. I know that part's true because I've seen him feeding them before.
It's crazy. They're actually trying to make the place into a teen detention
center (blaaaahhh). I say between you and me and the rest of alt.punk, we can
send this guy across the river to the looney bin, and rescue the historic
carousel! Once we have the crazy man taken care of, we can hold our own
parties. whaddya say?

a voice from beneath the junkpile

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Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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>That sounds awesome.. except, you might not want to do it here. The guy who
>owns the rights to the amusement park refuses to do anything but take it to
>his
>grave..

that is SO Scooby Doo.
-----
nicole.
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~The Rock~

AngeL

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Jul 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/21/99
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Dan: it'd make a kickass album cover, you know it would.

JiggaJen: sounds like my ghettohometown. really.

ValerieJ & Stacey: hey! i wanna help w/ drawing up the stuff. Yeah Yeah I
do.

seriously, the ice cream trucks here in 'Quippa drive around until
godknowswhen. And I'd be willing to bet they're not selling just ice cream.
Some of them are tho. The grape popsicles are the best.


AngeL

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Zac

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Jul 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/22/99
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"dyke.jew.cunt" wrote:

In martineztown in Albuquerque the ice cream trucks do make drug deals.
The cops just sit there and watch them knowing they can't do shit.
Hehe..it's quite amusing.
-Zac

BiafraisGd

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Jul 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/23/99
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the icecream men around here circle our spot like flies. one i think is crazy..
he stops at the park to stare at a tree in the same spot, and the other waves
back to me :D hooray!

seran

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