BED BUGS

[Rod...@sdrodrian.com]

I have bed bugs and I love them!
I eat them whenever and wherever
I can get them--In fact, I keep bags
of whole blood and leave a bit out
on saucers for the little critters to
fatten them up for later consumption.
By-the-by, I find they go great in
peanut butter sandwiches or sprinkled
over chocolate ice cream cones. And
the only drawback is trying to keep
damn people out of my apartment so
I don't have to eat their damn blood
in my bed bugs... never know what
diseases damn people carry these days
but I hear: plenty! Really scary stuff
for a lover of bed bugs like moi. Yes:

The most perfect solution is always
the simplest.

S D Rodrian
http://sdrodrian.com

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[Mark]

You are overweight, having financial problems,
and suffering from moderate depression.
You are frustrated with your loss of control over
circumstances in your life, and feel marginalized.

What you are seeking is confidence.

Best of luck.

---
Mark LLC

[Rod...@sdrodrian.com]

That too, yes. And I love it.

SDR

[Mad as a Box of Frogs]

In article <2bf1f755-c7b8-464b...@b15g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>,

Over to talk.bizarre for a ruling

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[Just Me]

But has he ever stopped to consider that one of those bugs might be a
big black cucaracha name of Gregor Samsa?

NO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MmyGmHea-U

[Rod...@sdrodrian.com]

On Aug 26, 1:20 am, under...@news.vrx.net (Mad as a Box of Frogs)
wrote:

> Am I the only one with half a brain?

Obviously not: Gotta be another one
somewhere out there---You type, he
sings. You peep at women, he grabs
their asses. It all comes down to
which hemisphere you got: Right, or
wrong...

S D Rodrian
http://sdrodrian.com

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http://chopin.sdrodrian.com/murder/

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[Scott Dorsey]

In article <h72gm2$cd8$1...@undertow.eternal-september.org>,

Mad as a Box of Frogs <unde...@news.vrx.net> wrote:
>In article <2bf1f755-c7b8-464b...@b15g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>,
> <Rod...@sdrodrian.com> wrote:
>>I have bed bugs and I love them!
>>I eat them whenever and wherever
>>I can get them--In fact, I keep bags
>>of whole blood and leave a bit out
>>on saucers for the little critters to
>>fatten them up for later consumption.
>>By-the-by, I find they go great in
>>peanut butter sandwiches or sprinkled
>>over chocolate ice cream cones. And
>>the only drawback is trying to keep
>>damn people out of my apartment so
>>I don't have to eat their damn blood
>>in my bed bugs... never know what
>>diseases damn people carry these days
>>but I hear: plenty! Really scary stuff
>>for a lover of bed bugs like moi. Yes:
>>
>>The most perfect solution is always
>>the simplest.
>
>
>Over to talk.bizarre for a ruling

Unlikely and unrealistic. Also not bizarre. Additional crosspost to
sci.entomology added for additional comment.
--scott

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