I have bed bugs and I love them! I eat them whenever and wherever I can get them--In fact, I keep bags of whole blood and leave a bit out on saucers for the little critters to fatten them up for later consumption. By-the-by, I find they go great in peanut butter sandwiches or sprinkled over chocolate ice cream cones. And the only drawback is trying to keep damn people out of my apartment so I don't have to eat their damn blood in my bed bugs... never know what diseases damn people carry these days but I hear: plenty! Really scary stuff for a lover of bed bugs like moi. Yes:
> I have bed bugs and I love them! > I eat them whenever and wherever > I can get them--In fact, I keep bags > of whole blood and leave a bit out > on saucers for the little critters to > fatten them up for later consumption. > By-the-by, I find they go great in > peanut butter sandwiches or sprinkled > over chocolate ice cream cones. And > the only drawback is trying to keep > damn people out of my apartment so > I don't have to eat their damn blood > in my bed bugs... never know what > diseases damn people carry these days > but I hear: plenty! Really scary stuff > for a lover of bed bugs like moi. Yes:
> The most perfect solution is always > the simplest.
You are overweight, having financial problems, and suffering from moderate depression. You are frustrated with your loss of control over circumstances in your life, and feel marginalized.
> On Aug 24, 8:57 pm, Rodr...@sdrodrian.com wrote:
> > I have bed bugs and I love them! > > I eat them whenever and wherever > > I can get them--In fact, I keep bags > > of whole blood and leave a bit out > > on saucers for the little critters to > > fatten them up for later consumption. > > By-the-by, I find they go great in > > peanut butter sandwiches or sprinkled > > over chocolate ice cream cones. And > > the only drawback is trying to keep > > damn people out of my apartment so > > I don't have to eat their damn blood > > in my bed bugs... never know what > > diseases damn people carry these days > > but I hear: plenty! Really scary stuff > > for a lover of bed bugs like moi. Yes:
> > The most perfect solution is always > > the simplest.
> You are overweight, having financial problems, > and suffering from moderate depression. > You are frustrated with your loss of control over > circumstances in your life, and feel marginalized.
<Rodr...@sdrodrian.com> wrote: >I have bed bugs and I love them! >I eat them whenever and wherever >I can get them--In fact, I keep bags >of whole blood and leave a bit out >on saucers for the little critters to >fatten them up for later consumption. >By-the-by, I find they go great in >peanut butter sandwiches or sprinkled >over chocolate ice cream cones. And >the only drawback is trying to keep >damn people out of my apartment so >I don't have to eat their damn blood >in my bed bugs... never know what >diseases damn people carry these days >but I hear: plenty! Really scary stuff >for a lover of bed bugs like moi. Yes:
>The most perfect solution is always >the simplest.
Over to talk.bizarre for a ruling
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> On Aug 24, 8:57 pm, Rodr...@sdrodrian.com wrote:
> > I have bed bugs and I love them! > > I eat them whenever and wherever > > I can get them--In fact, I keep bags > > of whole blood and leave a bit out > > on saucers for the little critters to > > fatten them up for later consumption. > > By-the-by, I find they go great in > > peanut butter sandwiches or sprinkled > > over chocolate ice cream cones. And > > the only drawback is trying to keep > > damn people out of my apartment so > > I don't have to eat their damn blood > > in my bed bugs... never know what > > diseases damn people carry these days > > but I hear: plenty! Really scary stuff > > for a lover of bed bugs like moi. Yes:
> > The most perfect solution is always > > the simplest.
> You are overweight, having financial problems, > and suffering from moderate depression. > You are frustrated with your loss of control over > circumstances in your life, and feel marginalized.
> What you are seeking is confidence.
> Best of luck.
> --- > Mark LLC
But has he ever stopped to consider that one of those bugs might be a big black cucaracha name of Gregor Samsa?
On Aug 26, 1:20 am, under...@news.vrx.net (Mad as a Box of Frogs) wrote:
> Am I the only one with half a brain?
Obviously not: Gotta be another one somewhere out there---You type, he sings. You peep at women, he grabs their asses. It all comes down to which hemisphere you got: Right, or wrong...
>In article <2bf1f755-c7b8-464b-aa68-3c750d50f...@b15g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>, > <Rodr...@sdrodrian.com> wrote: >>I have bed bugs and I love them! >>I eat them whenever and wherever >>I can get them--In fact, I keep bags >>of whole blood and leave a bit out >>on saucers for the little critters to >>fatten them up for later consumption. >>By-the-by, I find they go great in >>peanut butter sandwiches or sprinkled >>over chocolate ice cream cones. And >>the only drawback is trying to keep >>damn people out of my apartment so >>I don't have to eat their damn blood >>in my bed bugs... never know what >>diseases damn people carry these days >>but I hear: plenty! Really scary stuff >>for a lover of bed bugs like moi. Yes:
>>The most perfect solution is always >>the simplest.
>Over to talk.bizarre for a ruling
Unlikely and unrealistic. Also not bizarre. Additional crosspost to sci.entomology added for additional comment. --scott
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