Messages from Michael Jackson

Lord Arcanus

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Jul 7, 2009, 2:26:20 PM7/7/09

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Last night, our group of clairvoyants held a very special seance. We
believe we have communicated with MJ and are even now studying the
meaning of his messages. We beg the public to forward any inside
information on the messages below to us immediately.

Using a technique called automatic writing, we bid Michael to communicate
with us and give us a sign or message from beyond. Almost immediately we
gained contact with a presence who answered to MJ's name; if anyone
within MJ's circle can decipher these I believe they are of the utmost
urgency and may give a clue to his untimely death.

Question 1:

"Are we indeed speaking to Michael Joseph Jackson?"

Answer

"ZEKHOL"

Question 2:

"Who or what is zekhol?"

Answer

"ASKE IAN MORMON"

Question 3:

"Who is Ian? Is he a friend from the earthly realm or is he with you
now?"

Answer

"BEST BAND ZEKHOL"

Once again the reference to "zekhol". The reference to Mormonism is also
lost upon as it was well known MJ was a Jehovah's Witness. At this point
we lost contact, but will attempt again tonight, July 7 2009. If anyone
has inside information as to "Ian" or "Zekhol" please contact us.

Leigh Ballaam

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Jul 7, 2009, 5:04:06 PM7/7/09

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With more loops than a velcro patch, Oh dear not trying to go with the
flow of MJ hysteria?
Give it a miss, he has gone.

Mark Steel: The macabre details of Michael Jackson's death

One reporter told us the news from LA was 'truly a JFK moment'

Wednesday, 1 July 2009
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/mark-steel/mark-steel-the-macabre-details-of-michael-jacksons-death-1726054.html
Reuters

Within minutes of the first reports, it was clear the world was going
mad. The reporter on Radio 5 Live told us the news from Los Angeles
"was truly a JFK moment". Because the sense of shock and grief were
identical, in one case millions feeling a new era of civil rights and
peace had been cruelly snuffed out; in the other, the realisation we
would never again see a man go "Yow" while spinning in a circle.

From the tone, you expected the next reporter to say: "I think it's
much more momentous than that, and feels like the Norman victory at
the Battle of Hastings, or even the collapse of Roman civilisation
into warring feudal tribes."

Then came the messages: "Judith from Luton has texted to say nothing
matters any more so she's going to convert her Facebook page into a
suicide cult. Well, Judith, I think we all feel that way and wish you
the very best of luck with that project."

Doc

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Jul 8, 2009, 1:36:10 AM7/8/09

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"Leigh Ballaam" <leig...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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LOLOL!! ;))~

DV8

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Jul 8, 2009, 9:10:23 AM7/8/09

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DEAD PEEPS CUNT TORK
NOW LISSENING TO SKREWDRIVERS

Woodswun

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Jul 8, 2009, 6:12:51 PM7/8/09

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On Jul 8, 1:36 am, "Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Leigh Ballaam" <leigh8...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message

You have GOT to be kidding me! Sheesh! 9_9

Woods

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> Wednesday, 1 July 2009http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/mark-steel/mark-ste...