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From: numbvoi...@aol.comGoAway (Seint)

Date: 15 Jul 2002 17:00:28 GMT

Local: Mon, Jul 15 2002 1:00 pm

Subject: Re: Are you a smark?

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>1) Do you like to dissect every raw, smackdown and ppv and figure out
>how Vince could have done a better job?

Nope, I don't watch PPV's and I don't see Raw.

>2) Do you think that if Vince hired you to book matches, that the wwe ratings

would skyrocket?

Oh sure. But this is the same idea that you have when you think anyone gives
two shits about your trying to piss the newsgroup off with your posts.

>3) You have used statistical models to predict who will win at Wrestlemania

2005?

Wrestlemania 2005 : Fatal Fourway for the WWE Undisputed Championship. Edge vs
Chris Benoit vs Brock Lesnar vs Leviathan
Winner: Leviathan.
Not statistical models. Edge is being pushed, and he's young so he'll main
event for a long time to come. Benoit will go back up to the top and remain
there until he's ready to become a road agent or a booker. Lesnar and Leviathan
are both young and are both monsters. It only makes good business to make them
main eventers in the future.

>4) Do you think that you can read the minds of wwe staff and wrestlers and

therefore know everything that is going on backstage.

Not at all, which is a good thing for internet reports by people who have
worked in the wrestling business for a long time. Sure, rumor mill sites bunch
tons of it up. But for the most part, accurate reports of backstage happenings
can easily be gained.

>5) Do you live in your parents' basement?

No, I live in a bedroom in their house.

>6) Does your mom still dress you in the morning?

I don't usually wake up until the afternoon. :/

>7) Does your mom still walk you to school?

I don't go to school. That no life thing got in the way of it.

>8) Do you participate in a fantasy wrestling league?

Oh yeah

>9) Do you and your wrestling buddies dream about one day being hired by the

wwe?

Nah, it'd be nice but I doubt it'll happen.

>10) Do you believe that the wwe would be oh-so-much better if wwe staff would

just take the time to read your posts on this stupid newsgroup?

Truthfully, in a lot of cases, yes. Instead of giving pushes to watered-down,
no-heat groups like the nWo, they could be pushing developmental and misused
lower-card talent and elevating them to be the future stars.

>If you answered "yes" to one or more of the above questions, then you are a

fucking smark.

The term "smark" shows how stupid you are. Fine, you don't like to see people
thinking they can do a better job of Vince McMahon. Don't read the newsgroup,
then. I know you're just trying to be the 'next big troll' of APWWF, but you
make yourself look stupid by trying to insult everyone else. At least come up
with more than just 'smark.' One insult will get old very quickly here, as I'm
sure you already know.

>Please cancel your internet service

I wouldn't dare cancel my internet service. (Though switching would be nice.)
I'd have no way to read your wonderfully informative posts.

I pulled off your wings.
And watched you fall to the floor.
-
There must be something you can recommend.
I've lost my faith in man again.
So sick of trying to pretend.
Same pain over and over again.
~ "One More Time" - Flaw

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