(fantasy) UWA Champions Challenge, 5/11

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From Starkville, MS:

1. Ted DiBiase, Jr. def. Kryptic Keegan (Ultimate Wrestling-East) in
4:10 with Dream Street.
2. UWA Women's title: Amazing Kong def. Darkstorm (Teri Pochs) in 5:05
with the Implant Buster.

Aces & Eights came out. Bully Ray is not a happy camper. Abyss
decimated the membership on Thursday, and, coupled with D-Lo Brown's
incompetence, well, suffice to say the TNA champion feels something
has to be done. So, he has DOC & D-Lo as a team against Abyss later.
Hmmmm. Also, Team 3D will face Team Hell No in a #1 contender's match
for the tag titles.

3. UWA Cruiserweight title: Petey Williams def. Tadarius Thomas with
the Canadian Destroyer in 11:50 to win the title.

4. UWE tag titles: Shane & Eric Alden def. The Monarchy via DQ in
11:55. Eric Alden was a late scratch in Troy on 5/5 due to unknown
issues, but was ready this time. Marshall McNeil got involved and got
caught throwing powder at Shane, leading to the DQ. Harley Cruise &
Hale Collins came out and made the save. UWE GM JP Black then
announced that the Monarchy will have to run the gauntlet next week to
retain their titles, but will do so without McNeil, who has been
suspended.

5. #1 contender's match for the UWA tag titles, winners face the
winners of the reDRagon-Force Majeure match on next week's show: Team
Hell No def. Team 3D in 14:55 when Kane pinned Devon after the
chokeslam. The rest of Aces & Eights were ejected by building security
and commissioner Jack Hunter pre-match.

Triple H came out with wife Stephanie to announce the WWE field for
the Hart Memorial Cup men's tournament. First round action will begin
next week with WWE & Ring of Honor holding live events on Wednesday,
and TNA on Thursday, before everyone convenes in Detroit on 5/22.
Stephanie stressed that WWE World Champion Dolph Ziggler & WWE
champion John Cena are both being held out of the tournament due to
injuries, although both may be able to make their PPV commitments on
5/19, three days before the tournament. The field:

1. Big Show (UWA champ, won the tournament last year) vs. 16. Corey
Graves (NXT).
2. Kofi Kingston (US champ) vs. 15. Seth Rollins (The Shield).
3. Wade Barrett (IC champ) vs. 14. Zack Ryder.
4. Kane (Team Hell No) vs. 13. Dean Ambrose (The Shield)
5. Big E Langston (NXT champ) vs. 12. Jack Swagger.
6. Alberto Del Rio vs. 11. Damien Sandow.
7. Sheamus vs. 10. Mark Henry.
8. Randy Orton vs. 9. Roman Reigns (The Shield).

6. ROH title: Jay Briscoe def. Matt Taven in 8:50 with the Jay
Driller.
7. TNA tag titles: Chavo Guerrero, Jr. & Shawn Hernandez def. Garett
Bischoff & Wesley Brisco in 5:50 when Brisco was pinned after the
Border Toss.

The ROH field was announced by Kevin Kelly:

1. Jay Briscoe vs. 16. Rhett Titus (SCUM).
2. Matt Taven vs. 15. ACH.
3. Tadarius Thomas vs. 14. Jimmy Rave (SCUM).
4. Adam Cole vs. 13. Q. T. Marshall.
5. Kevin Steen vs. 12. Steve Corino (SCUM).
6. Matt Hardy (SCUM) vs. 11. Jay Lethal.
7. Mike Bennett vs. 10. Mike Mondo.
8. Mark Briscoe vs. 9. B. J. Whitmer.

Hulk Hogan announced the TNA field:

1. Bully Ray (Aces & Eights) vs. 16. Jesse Godderz
2. Kenny King vs. 15. Zema Ion.
3. Devon vs. 14. Magnus.
4. Petey Williams vs. 13. Wesley Brisco.
5. Austin Aries (2009 winner) vs. 12. Frankie Kazarian.
6. Kurt Angle vs. 11. Ken Anderson.
7. Chris Sabin vs. 10. Garett Bischoff.
8. Abyss vs. 9. Ken Anderson.

8. Sting def. Garett Bischoff in 4:10 with the Scorpion Death Drop.
Protracted squash.
9. Abyss def. DOC & D-Lo Brown in 7:05 when Brown was pinned after the
Black Hole Slam.

10. UWA World tag titles: reDRagon def. Force Majeure in 11:50 when
Bobby Fish pinned Durrell Stevenson after a straight savate kick to
the head.

J. C. Gilbert