(fantasy) UWA Champions Challenge, 12/5
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1. UWA Cruiserweight title: Amazing Red, the TNA X Division champ,
def. Christopher Daniels in 12:34 with the Infrared to win the title,
ending Daniels' run after 2 weeks.
2. UWA World tag titles: Force Majeure (Mark Henry & Brandon Burton),
managed this week by MVP, def. Team 3D in 11:30 when Henry pinned
Devon after the World's Strongest Slam.
Backstage, the camera focuses on a shapely set of legs, belonging to
Mickie James, who has a mud pit match vs. Michelle McCool for the WWE
women's title in the co-feature. "Boyfriend" AJ Hunter is with her,
and will be in her corner to ensure there won't be any funny
business.....
3. UWA Women's title: Tara def. Velvet Sky in 8:10 with the Widow's
Peak. Madison Rayne was ejected before the match started by ref Earl
Hebner (Lacey Von Erich was on the Hulkamania tour in Australia),
leaving Sky all alone.
Video postcard from Shannon Moore. The "Reject" returns next week.
4. UWA TV title: Sheamus vs. Hernandez ended in a double countout as
the two brawled to the back. Time: 2:10.
5. Tyson Kidd def. Eric Escobar in 6:10 with the springboard elbow
drop off the top. Rematch from Smackdown, although the Friday bout was
a handicap match.
Video postcard from Mr. Ken Anderson. The former "Mr. Kennedy" returns
next week as well.
6. WWE women's title: Mickie James def. Michelle McCool via DQ in 6:04
due to Vicki Guerrero's interference. With Layla suspended, Guerrero
volunteered to act as Michelle's manager du jour, then claimed that
this would be Mickie's last chance, though she officially is the #1
contender as of Friday. Guerrero held Mickie's legs when she tried the
MickieDT, but ref Charles Robinson called for the bell. The next
meeting of champ & challenger likely is at TLC on 12/13.
7. Trent Berretta & Caylon Croft, who debuted on ECW on 12/1, def. the
returning Colin & Clayton Delaney in 3:10, with Colin jobbing.
8. WWE IC title: John Morrison def. David Hart Smith via Starship Pain
in 11:30.
9. UWA & WWE titles: John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels vs.
Mike Mizanin. Order of elimination:
1st fall: Miz pinned Michaels with the Skull Crushing Finale at 7:55.
2nd fall: HHH pinned Miz after a Pedigree at 12:04.
3rd fall: Cena def. HHH via DQ at 17:00 when Sheamus returned and
attacked Cena, so no titles change hands. Sheamus hit the pump kick on
HHH, then hit the Irish Curse on Cena. He then pulled out a table and
laid Cena on top. Turning his attention back to HHH (his real-life
mentor), Sheamus hit a running Splash Mountain bomb on the Cerebral
Assassin, putting both champions through the table to end the show!
J. C. Gilbert