Should the Christians be allowed to vote?
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
messing up the planet, and they put the WRONG CANDIDATES AND THE WRONG
ISSUES over common sense. And, worse, they say that whatever you do is
a waste of time and effort because only God can fix up things.
So I think they should be allowed --at least the hardcore ones-- to
create their own Theocracy somewhere in the world, the way Palestine
was given to the Jews. Now we just have to find a place that is not
much populated. The Outback of Australia or the Russian Steppes seem
like great places to start. What do you think?
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JUNGLE LORE: "The herd mentality is commonly observed among the sheep,
so it was cleverly absorbed in the Bible. It never warned us about the
wolf's in sheep clothing's though"
duke
the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Their Kingdom is not of this Earth, so they really don't care about
>messing up the planet, and they put the WRONG CANDIDATES AND THE WRONG
>ISSUES over common sense. And, worse, they say that whatever you do is
>a waste of time and effort because only God can fix up things.
>So I think they should be allowed --at least the hardcore ones-- to
>create their own Theocracy somewhere in the world
We rule this world, by a ration of 25:1 over atheists. Maybe you can move to
the moon.
The Dukester, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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panam...@hotmail.com
& Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Their Kingdom is not of this Earth, so they really don't care about
> messing up the planet, and they put the WRONG CANDIDATES AND THE WRONG
> ISSUES over common sense. And, worse, they say that whatever you do is
> a waste of time and effort because only God can fix up things.
>
> So I think they should be allowed --at least the hardcore ones-- to
> create their own Theocracy somewhere in the world, the way Palestine
> was given to the Jews. Now we just have to find a place that is not
> much populated. The Outback of Australia or the Russian Steppes seem
> like great places to start. What do you think?
ROFL! Comandante, I've been saying that since Regan was the US
President. I think I recommended Mururoa Atoll or Novaya Zemlya at the
time.
Here's a nice list of candidates..
http://www.atomicarchive.com/Almanac/Testing.shtml
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
And thus we live under Theocracy.
I rest my case.
Hey, you also have real competition from other religions, chief among
them Islamism. But of course, you have the overwhelming majority of
nukes.
Nomen Publicus
> On Sun, 8 Nov 2009 04:43:58 -0800 (PST), "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of
> the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>Their Kingdom is not of this Earth, so they really don't care about
>>messing up the planet, and they put the WRONG CANDIDATES AND THE WRONG
>>ISSUES over common sense. And, worse, they say that whatever you do is
>>a waste of time and effort because only God can fix up things.
>
>>So I think they should be allowed --at least the hardcore ones-- to
>>create their own Theocracy somewhere in the world
>
> We rule this world, by a ration of 25:1 over atheists. Maybe you can move to
> the moon.
You are surrendering the high ground?
>
> The Dukester, American-American
> *****
> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
> Pope Paul VI
> *****
--
Athism has no dogma, no catechism, no bible, no faith. Just confidence
that there is as yet no reliable evidence that gods exist.
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
> > On Sun, 8 Nov 2009 04:43:58 -0800 (PST), "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of
> > the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >>Their Kingdom is not of this Earth, so they really don't care about
> >>messing up the planet, and they put the WRONG CANDIDATES AND THE WRONG
> >>ISSUES over common sense. And, worse, they say that whatever you do is
> >>a waste of time and effort because only God can fix up things.
>
> >>So I think they should be allowed --at least the hardcore ones-- to
> >>create their own Theocracy somewhere in the world
>
> > We rule this world, by a ration of 25:1 over atheists. Maybe you can move to
> > the moon.
>
> You are surrendering the high ground?
I think they are acting like the Romans circa 400 AD, near the end.
Then comes another Dark Ages and...
Well, let's not be so negative about the whole thing. There's hope
yet.
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
You know, we don't want them on the moon either. Their missiles are
too close for us to feel safe.
Let them colonize Saturn.
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
> Their Kingdom is not of this Earth, so they really don't care about
> messing up the planet, and they put the WRONG CANDIDATES AND THE WRONG
> ISSUES over common sense.
To be fair, moderate/liberal christians are often quite okay (whether I
agree with their beliefs or not). Morontheists on the other hand...
> So I think they should be allowed --at least the hardcore ones-- to
> create their own Theocracy somewhere in the world, the way Palestine
> was given to the Jews. Now we just have to find a place that is not
> much populated. The Outback of Australia or the Russian Steppes seem
> like great places to start. What do you think?
<cynism>
I say send them to Antarctica. It will be a wonderful opportunity for them
to test their faith - let them pray for warmth and food. Problem solved
(one way or the other).
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus