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His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 10, 2009, 6:08:07 PM11/10/09
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Believe it or not the director of '2012' backed away from blowing up
Mecca in the movie, and getting a death sentence just for trying to
make money from a stupid movie. Hey, it's only another STUPID MOVIE TO
MAKE MONEY, OK?

I quote...

For "2012," Emmerich set his sites on destroying the some biggest
landmarks around the world, from Rome to Rio. But there's one place
that Emmerich wanted to demolish but didn't: the Kaaba, the cube-
shaped structure located in the center of Mecca. It's the focus of
prayers and the site of the Hajj, the biggest, most important
pilgrimage in Islam.
"Well, I wanted to do that, I have to admit," the filmmaker told
scifiwire.com. "But my co-writer Harald [Kloser] said, 'I will not
have a fatwa on my head because of a movie.' And he was right."

Emmerich went on: "We have to all, in the western world, think about
this. You can actually let Christian symbols fall apart, but if you
would do this with [an] Arab symbol, you would have ... a fatwa, and
that sounds a little bit like what the state of this world is. So it's
just something which I kind of didn't [think] was [an] important
element, anyway, in the film, so I kind of left it out."

***

Well, and here comes the sacred stuff: THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS REALLY
SACRED IN THE WORLD: THE MECCA FOR THE MUSLIMS, AND *BIG MONEY* FOR
THE CHRISTIAN WORLD.

Anything else is fair game in the jungle. ;)


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"So it is that you must know the Sacred Things in the Jungle. VENOMOUS
SNAKES mean DO NOT TOUCH!"

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution

Alan Ford

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Nov 10, 2009, 6:19:31 PM11/10/09
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His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic
Enterprises wrote:
> Believe it or not the director of '2012' backed away from blowing up
> Mecca in the movie, and getting a death sentence just for trying to
> make money from a stupid movie. Hey, it's only another STUPID MOVIE TO
> MAKE MONEY, OK?
>
> I quote...
>
> For "2012," Emmerich set his sites on destroying the some biggest
> landmarks around the world, from Rome to Rio. But there's one place
> that Emmerich wanted to demolish but didn't: the Kaaba, the cube-
> shaped structure located in the center of Mecca. It's the focus of
> prayers and the site of the Hajj, the biggest, most important
> pilgrimage in Islam.
> "Well, I wanted to do that, I have to admit," the filmmaker told
> scifiwire.com. "But my co-writer Harald [Kloser] said, 'I will not
> have a fatwa on my head because of a movie.' And he was right."
>
> Emmerich went on: "We have to all, in the western world, think about
> this. You can actually let Christian symbols fall apart, but if you
> would do this with [an] Arab symbol, you would have ... a fatwa, and
> that sounds a little bit like what the state of this world is. So it's
> just something which I kind of didn't [think] was [an] important
> element, anyway, in the film, so I kind of left it out."

So what's his complaint, really? That he's a gigantic pussy, that his
co-writer is a gigantic pussy, that they're both gigantic pussies, that
the movie producers are gigantic pussies, or that everyone involved in
this alleged freedom of expression suppression is in reality a
conformist who would gladly sell out for a few bucks but reserve a right
to posture, pontificate and pretend after the fact?

Yes, I would gladly help all the starving children in the World, except
for the fact that I don't wanna. Still, it's a shame how they're hungry
and all...

--
If you don't beat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding
If you don't beat your meat?

His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 10, 2009, 10:30:42 PM11/10/09
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> If you don't beat your meat?- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

They are only INVESTORS who want to take little risks and make BIG
MONEY.

I don't think there's any ideology left after Globalization other than
PROFIT, ie. winners and losers.

Sanity

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Nov 10, 2009, 10:30:51 PM11/10/09
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On Nov 10, 5:08 pm, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I
& Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> -snip-

There's a rock in Mecca, a rock in Jerusalem, a rock in the Vatican,
and one of them is the True Rock that really rocks.

Uncle Vic

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Nov 10, 2009, 10:53:45 PM11/10/09
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One fine day in alt.atheism, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the
Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandan...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

> Believe it or not the director of '2012' backed away from blowing up
> Mecca in the movie, and getting a death sentence just for trying to
> make money from a stupid movie. Hey, it's only another STUPID MOVIE TO
> MAKE MONEY, OK?
>
> I quote...
>
> For "2012," Emmerich set his sites on destroying the some biggest
> landmarks around the world, from Rome to Rio. But there's one place
> that Emmerich wanted to demolish but didn't: the Kaaba, the cube-
> shaped structure located in the center of Mecca. It's the focus of
> prayers and the site of the Hajj, the biggest, most important
> pilgrimage in Islam.
> "Well, I wanted to do that, I have to admit," the filmmaker told
> scifiwire.com. "But my co-writer Harald [Kloser] said, 'I will not
> have a fatwa on my head because of a movie.' And he was right."

But think of the prohpets - I mean, profits. If word of this got out,
and Mecca was destroyed by the wrath of gawd, damn! It would be far
better than those Danish cartoons. Fuck the fatwa, fuck the jihad, fuck
the crybaby muslims. And... fuck everyone, now that you mention it.

I wonder who the writers decided were in gawd's grace in this movie, and
survived the whole thing. If it was we, who think for ourselves, well,
destroying big cities would have cremated a big percentage of us.
Collateral damage? Like the stupid Noah's Ark story? Yeah, probably.

Fuck.

>
> Emmerich went on: "We have to all, in the western world, think about
> this. You can actually let Christian symbols fall apart, but if you
> would do this with [an] Arab symbol, you would have ... a fatwa, and
> that sounds a little bit like what the state of this world is. So it's
> just something which I kind of didn't [think] was [an] important
> element, anyway, in the film, so I kind of left it out."

Pussy. Let 'em bomb Hollywood. I could use an early retirement...


--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.

Uncle Vic

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:05:47 PM11/10/09
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What if it's one of the rocks in India? Or the rock in your head?

Sanity

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Nov 11, 2009, 8:57:42 AM11/11/09
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On Nov 10, 10:05 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:

> One fine day in alt.atheism, Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
> > On Nov 10, 5:08 pm, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I
> > & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> -snip-
>
> > There's a rock in Mecca, a rock in Jerusalem, a rock in the Vatican,
> > and one of them is the True Rock that really rocks.
>
> What if it's one of the rocks in India?

God gave Iraq a rock too you know...

>  Or the rock in your head?

Rock on.

His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:42:18 AM11/11/09
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On Nov 11, 8:57 am, Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> On Nov 10, 10:05 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
>
> > One fine day in alt.atheism, Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
> > > On Nov 10, 5:08 pm, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I
> > > & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >> -snip-
>
> > > There's a rock in Mecca, a rock in Jerusalem, a rock in the Vatican,
> > > and one of them is the True Rock that really rocks.
>
> > What if it's one of the rocks in India?
>
> God gave Iraq a rock too you know...
>
> >  Or the rock in your head?
>
> Rock on.
>

Originally Posted by robertkat
Perhaps. But for many of us, death is just a reset button. Those that
live under a "sentence of death" are usually those that believe they
only get one chance, or those that have a poor imagination. The rest
of us either get another go around or just don't care.

***

"Don't Worry Be Happy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyYZUhSeRYc&NR=1


Sanity

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Nov 11, 2009, 10:22:12 AM11/11/09
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On Nov 11, 8:42 am, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I

& Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Nov 11, 8:57 am, Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Nov 10, 10:05 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
>
> > > One fine day in alt.atheism, Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
> > > > On Nov 10, 5:08 pm, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I
> > > > & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > >> -snip-
>
> > > > There's a rock in Mecca, a rock in Jerusalem, a rock in the Vatican,
> > > > and one of them is the True Rock that really rocks.
>
> > > What if it's one of the rocks in India?
>
> > God gave Iraq a rock too you know...
>
> > >  Or the rock in your head?
>
> > Rock on.
>
> Originally Posted by robertkat
> Perhaps. But for many of us, death is just a reset button. Those that
> live under a "sentence of death" are usually those that believe they
> only get one chance, or those that have a poor imagination. The rest
> of us either get another go around or just don't care.

Un-provable promises of pie in the sky when I die if I’ll only believe
in this legend or that don’t do it for me. It’s not that I don’t
care, but since death is a certainty why worry?

>
> ***
>
> "Don't Worry Be Happy"

Mehr Baba, a Hindu, gave up speaking for 20+ years and when he finally
did say something those were the first words he uttered. :^)

>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyYZUhSeRYc&NR=1

Nice. "God is in control." - my doctor the Muslim. :^)

Peace, Sanity

Alan Ford

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Nov 11, 2009, 1:22:35 PM11/11/09
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Sanity wrote:

> There's a rock in Mecca, a rock in Jerusalem, a rock in the Vatican,
> and one of them is the True Rock that really rocks.

The only True Rock that really rocks is Led Zeppelin. All those above
are not worth wiping one's ass with, had rocks been useful for ass
wiping, which they're not and believe me, I tried.

His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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On Nov 10, 10:53 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:

> Pussy.  Let 'em bomb Hollywood.  I could use an early retirement...
>

They have blown up Hollywood many times in movies.

Only thing sacred is money.

Well, they don't mess with the Christians that much either.

The Chief Instigator

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On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:30:51 -0800 (PST), Sanity <sanity...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> On Nov 10, 5:08?pm, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I

Shouldn't you use "Complete Lack Of " to your handle? It'd be truthful
advertising.

--
Patrick L. "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (pat...@io.com) Houston, Texas
www.io.com/~patrick/aeros.php (TCI's 2008-09 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Houston 5, San Antonio 2 (November 7)
NEXT GAME: Friday, November 13 at Lake Erie, 6:35

Sanity

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Nov 12, 2009, 12:09:36 AM11/12/09
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On Nov 11, 9:12 pm, The Chief Instigator <patr...@io.com> wrote:

> On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:30:51 -0800 (PST), Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> > On Nov 10, 5:08?pm, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I
> > & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> -snip-
>
> > There's a rock in Mecca, a rock in Jerusalem, a rock in the Vatican,
> > and one of them is the True Rock that really rocks.
>
> Shouldn't you use "Complete Lack Of " to your handle?  It'd be truthful
> advertising.
>
> --
>  Patrick L. "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey  (patr...@io.com) Houston, Texas
>      www.io.com/~patrick/aeros.php(TCI's 2008-09 Houston Aeros) AA#2273

>               LAST GAME:  Houston 5, San Antonio 2 (November 7)
>               NEXT GAME: Friday, November 13 at Lake Erie, 6:35

You ain't got no culcha.

The Chief Instigator

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Nov 12, 2009, 1:56:16 AM11/12/09
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On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:09:36 -0800 (PST), Sanity <sanity...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> On Nov 11, 9:12?pm, The Chief Instigator <patr...@io.com> wrote:
>> On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:30:51 -0800 (PST), Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>> > On Nov 10, 5:08?pm, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I
>> > & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> -snip-
>>
>> > There's a rock in Mecca, a rock in Jerusalem, a rock in the Vatican,
>> > and one of them is the True Rock that really rocks.
>>
>> Shouldn't you use "Complete Lack Of " to your handle? ?It'd be truthful
>> advertising.
>>
>> --
>> ?Patrick L. "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey ?(patr...@io.com) Houston, Texas
>> ? ? ?www.io.com/~patrick/aeros.php(TCI's 2008-09 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
>> ? ? ? ? ? ? ? LAST GAME: ?Houston 5, San Antonio 2 (November 7)
>> ? ? ? ? ? ? ? NEXT GAME: Friday, November 13 at Lake Erie, 6:35

>
> You ain't got no culcha.

I learned the scam of organized religion at the end of the '50s. (Oral
Roberts inadvertently put me on the road to atheism, so he's not a complete
failure.)

--

Patrick L. "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (pat...@io.com) Houston, Texas

www.io.com/~patrick/aeros.php (TCI's 2008-09 Houston Aeros) AA#2273

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