Is sex with animals a sin?
TheTibetanMonkey
a pig or sheep? I hear farmers and shepherds, particularly the latter,
tend to get the most juicy sheep and...
I guess if it's not condemned anywhere then it's good.
And the stories I hear about serpents and lapdogs are just too much
for me. Is it extended practice among the Christians with repressed
sex? Just wondering.
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SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:
"All you hear is SEX, SEX, SEX, and then we prosecute prostitution,
resulting in all this raping of animals"
Zacharias Mulletstein
> You know, is it written anywhere in the Bible that you not should lay
> a pig or sheep? I hear farmers and shepherds, particularly the latter,
> tend to get the most juicy sheep and...
>
> I guess if it's not condemned anywhere then it's good.
>
> And the stories I hear about serpents and lapdogs are just too much
> for me. Is it extended practice among the Christians with repressed
> sex? Just wondering.
Spiritual bestiality is far, far worse than carnal bestiality.
TheTibetanMonkey
How that works?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I
> will make him an help meet for him.
> 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and
> every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call
> them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name
> thereof.
> 2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to
> every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for
> him.
>
> Adam had a pure heart when he tried out all the animals.
>
> Just think, we might have had a llama for a mamahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BRy0MoIA8- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Needless to say that if he had been happy with the animals, there
would not have been an Eve, and therefore no expulsion of paradise.
But Adam wanted the real thing like when you are not happy with an
inflatable doll. I don't blame him though.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> Just think, we might have had a llama for a mamahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BRy0MoIA8
That would be a Mamallama...
Did you ever get the lyrics?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
but the TibetanMonkey does...
"The way of the monkey is peace and banana. The TibetanMonkey knows
everything in the jungle."
http://www.zazzle.com/thetibetanmonkey_tshirt-235493255328327219
Uncle Vic
enlightenment-in-the-jungle <nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Needless to say that if he had been happy with the animals, there
> would not have been an Eve, and therefore no expulsion of paradise.
>
> But Adam wanted the real thing like when you are not happy with an
> inflatable doll.
How would he have known the difference?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-
>
> > Needless to say that if he had been happy with the animals, there
> > would not have been an Eve, and therefore no expulsion of paradise.
>
> > But Adam wanted the real thing like when you are not happy with an
> > inflatable doll.
>
> How would he have known the difference?
>
> --
Maybe the serpent told him...
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:02:14 -0600, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com>
> wrote:
>
> >One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-
>
> >> Needless to say that if he had been happy with the animals, there
> >> would not have been an Eve, and therefore no expulsion of paradise.
>
> >> But Adam wanted the real thing like when you are not happy with an
> >> inflatable doll.
>
> >How would he have known the difference?
>
> weeny until Eve came along. Then "God" gave him a penis enlargement
> and some testicles so he could have some fun.
God made a blunder to create him alone, but he was quick to make a
correction and made him a mate. He emphasized the sex appeal though
and sacrificed the IQ, thus Eve was stupid enough to take advice from
a serpent...
I've heard of bizarre stuff that women have done with a snake, but
never of a talking serpent.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
that bad either...
("unclean" is not such a bad word, is it?)
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/beastiality/lv18_23a.html
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> TheTibetanMonkey wrote:
>
> LOL, if the animal is OK with that, why should it be a sin?
> Ah, yeah, for the wedding: you can't have sex with your sheep if you don't
> marry her, and looks like they didn't provide a man/animal kind of marriage,
> so... no way.
> Go to an atheist centre and bring your sheeps along!
I don't if that falls under fornication or if the Bible prescribes
castration, but they do rhyme. ;)
I say, it's better for a priest to do that than to do it to the altar
boy.
MarkA
> You know, is it written anywhere in the Bible that you not should lay a
> pig or sheep? I hear farmers and shepherds, particularly the latter, tend
> to get the most juicy sheep and...
>
Exodus 22:19 - Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
Leviticus 20:15 - And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to
death: and ye shall slay the beast.
So, it is not only a capital offense for the man, but for the beast as
well.
--
MarkA
Keeper of Things Put There Only Just The Night Before
About eight o'clock
Nomen Publicus
> You know, is it written anywhere in the Bible that you not should lay
> a pig or sheep? I hear farmers and shepherds, particularly the latter,
> tend to get the most juicy sheep and...
>
> I guess if it's not condemned anywhere then it's good.
Only if you get informed consent.
>
> And the stories I hear about serpents and lapdogs are just too much
> for me. Is it extended practice among the Christians with repressed
> sex? Just wondering.
>
>
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>
> SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:
>
> "All you hear is SEX, SEX, SEX, and then we prosecute prostitution,
> resulting in all this raping of animals"
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
--
Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most
Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. -- Robert A Heinlein
Uncle Vic
The bible is like a comic book in a way.
whistler
> One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-
>
>
So is $#it-flinging Monkey-Boy
TheTibetanMonkey
So the rest of the tribe can eat, right?
TheTibetanMonkey
> One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-
>
>
>
>
>
> enlightenment-in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Dec 21, 3:35 am, John Locke <johnlocke...@comcast.net> wrote:
> >> On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:02:14 -0600, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> >One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-
> >> >enlightenment-in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> Needless to say that if he had been happy with the animals, there
> >> >> would not have been an Eve, and therefore no expulsion of paradise.
>
> >> >> But Adam wanted the real thing like when you are not happy with an
> >> >> inflatable doll.
>
> >> >How would he have known the difference?
>
> >> He wouldn't have. In fact, he was probably a eunuch with a teeny
> >> weeny until Eve came along. Then "God" gave him a penis enlargement
> >> and some testicles so he could have some fun.
>
> > God made a blunder to create him alone, but he was quick to make a
> > correction and made him a mate. He emphasized the sex appeal though
> > and sacrificed the IQ, thus Eve was stupid enough to take advice from
> > a serpent...
>
> > I've heard of bizarre stuff that women have done with a snake, but
> > never of a talking serpent.
>
> The bible is like a comic book in a way.
>
True, but it ain't funny.
TheTibetanMonkey
> On Dec 21, 2:42 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
>
> > One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-
>
> > The bible is like a comic book in a way.
>
> So is $#it-flinging Monkey-Boy
>
More respect, please. "Tibetan Monkey," they call me.
Anyways, and this is a new theory I put forth, Eve didn't eat the
fruit the serpent told her. Eve had sex with the snake! They couldn't
tell that openly (like the DaVinci code) because it would turn the
world upside down.
Then God got so enraged (who wouldn't) with the affair that he doomed
all of us to eternal sexual desire. Of course, bestialism was the
event.
whistler
>
> > The bible is like a comic book in a way.
>
> So is $#it-flinging Monkey-Boy
>
> > your face when you push them down the stairs.
$#it-flinging Monkey-Boy Keeps on flapping his gums and seems
stuck'on'stupid and unable to help it.
whistler
wrote:
> You know, is it written anywhere in the Bible that you not should lay
>
whistler
> a pig or sheep? I hear farmers and shepherds, particularly the latter,
> tend to get the most juicy sheep and...
>
> I guess if it's not condemned anywhere then it's good.
>
> And the stories I hear about serpents and lapdogs are just too much
> for me. Is it extended practice among the Christians with repressed
> sex? Just wondering.
>
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>
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:
$#it-flinging Monkey-Boy Keeps on flapping his gums and seems
stuck'on'stupid and unable to help it.
> "All you hear is SEX, SEX, SEX,
>
> http:/webspammner.com/users/bananarevolution
TheTibetanMonkey
> On Dec 20, 10:07 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> > You know, is it written anywhere in the Bible that you not should lay
> > a pig or sheep? I hear farmers and shepherds, particularly the latter,
> > tend to get the most juicy sheep and...
>
> > I guess if it's not condemned anywhere then it's good.
>
> > And the stories I hear about serpents and lapdogs are just too much
> > for me. Is it extended practice among the Christians with repressed
> > sex? Just wondering.
>
>
> SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:
>
> $#it-flinging Monkey-Boy Keeps on flapping his gums and seems
> stuck'on'stupid and unable to help it.
Hey, WistleBlower, you seem to repeat yourself. But what are you
trying to hide? Let Eve's reputation be even worse and confess to her
doing the snake act with the Devil.
whistler
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT??:
[ AS IF you had the capacity]
$#it-flinging Monkey-Boy Keeps on flapping his gums and seems
stuck'on'stupid and unable to help it.
> "All you hear is SEX, SEX, SEX,
> resulting in all this raping
>
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
>
> - Show quoted text -
But WHY do you insist in saving Eve. Let her sink in the mud and
confess to a cover up!
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey" <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a30cc92b-f6f1-4c30...@m16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
Monkey-butt, Eve is your transgendered Father, and Snakie-poo is your Da-Da,
try cross posting to alt.idiots.nothing
Earle Jones
<be853c09-1188-46d6...@o28g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
TheTibetanMonkey <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> You know, is it written anywhere in the Bible that you not should lay
> a pig or sheep? I hear farmers and shepherds, particularly the latter,
> tend to get the most juicy sheep and...
>
> I guess if it's not condemned anywhere then it's good.
>
> And the stories I hear about serpents and lapdogs are just too much
> for me. Is it extended practice among the Christians with repressed
> sex? Just wondering.
*
JOKE:
City boy: I hear you country boys screw the sheep, the cows, the dogs,
the chickens...
Country boy: THE CHICKENS!!!???
earle
*
TheTibetanMonkey
> In article
> <be853c09-1188-46d6-a3c9-11d2c3d94...@o28g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>,
>
> TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > You know, is it written anywhere in the Bible that you not should lay
> > a pig or sheep? I hear farmers and shepherds, particularly the latter,
> > tend to get the most juicy sheep and...
>
> > I guess if it's not condemned anywhere then it's good.
>
> > And the stories I hear about serpents and lapdogs are just too much
> > for me. Is it extended practice among the Christians with repressed
> > sex? Just wondering.
>
> *
> JOKE:
>
> City boy: I hear you country boys screw the sheep, the cows, the dogs,
> the chickens...
>
> Country boy: THE CHICKENS!!!???
>
> earle
> *
It means he never thought about it?
Anyway, you agree that Eve screwed the snake?
TheTibetanMonkey
sexual intercourse with the snake. Don't know, it's possible she
looked like this...