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Do you answer to the Call of God or the Call of the Wild?

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His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 20, 2009, 11:32:31 AM11/20/09
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OK, we are talking here about t-shirts that deliver a message in the
war between Reason and Religion, but since Reason by itself is not
enough to make the monkeys jump, we are turning the "heat" up. Can
Religion take the heat?

On Nov 20, 12:10 am, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
> One fine day in alt.atheism, "His Highness Comandante Banana, King of
> the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"
>
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > That's what one that I got says, "Put something fun between your
> > legs.... Ride a Bike!"
>
> > People from the front only see the first part. A lot of funny looks.
> > ;)
>
> I saw one that's only printed on the back. "If you can read this, the
> bitch fell off".

I believe the return to nature will come through wild calls like
this... ;)

"You feel like grabbing a banana and heading for the jungle? Join the
monkeys in the quest for happiness."

http://www.zazzle.com/pub/done?pd=235833303020231189

ENJOY VIDEO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSNx286owkw


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One monkey said to another, "Our cousins in civilization live a
comfortable life in cages. They must be crazy!"

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Sanity

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Nov 20, 2009, 11:54:35 AM11/20/09
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"-answer to the Call of God or the Call of the Wild?"

Huh? God gets wild...

His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 20, 2009, 12:01:09 PM11/20/09
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OK, we are talking here about t-shirts that deliver a message in the
war between Reason and Religion, but since Reason by itself is not
enough to make the monkeys jump, we are turning the "heat" up. Can
Religion take the heat?

On Nov 20, 12:10 am, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:

> One fine day in alt.atheism, "His Highness Comandante Banana, King of
> the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"

> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> > That's what one that I got says, "Put something fun between your
> > legs.... Ride a Bike!"

> > People from the front only see the first part. A lot of funny looks.
> > ;)

> I saw one that's only printed on the back. "If you can read this, the
> bitch fell off".

I believe the return to nature will come through wild calls like
this... ;)

"You feel like grabbing a banana and heading for the jungle? Join the
monkeys in the quest for happiness."

http://www.zazzle.com/call_of_the_wild_tshirt-235833303020231189

ENJOY VIDEO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSNx286owkw


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His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 20, 2009, 12:13:48 PM11/20/09
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On Nov 20, 11:54 am, Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> "-answer to the Call of God or the Call of the Wild?"
>
> Huh?  God gets wild...

The Call of God is to be in the cage, and the Call of the Wild... is
just to free, right? ;)

The link didn't come out right the first time...

"You feel like grabbing a banana and heading for the jungle? Join the
monkeys in the quest for happiness."

http://www.zazzle.com/call_of_the_wild_tshirt-235833303020231189

sagetea

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Nov 20, 2009, 1:22:51 PM11/20/09
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On Nov 20, 12:13 pm, "His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes

I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <
>
> The link didn't come out right the first time...
>
> "You feel like grabbing a banana and heading for the jungle? Join the
> monkeys in the quest for happiness."
>
> http://www.zazzle.com/call_of_the_wild_tshirt-235833303020231189

I see. you are doing all these posts. just to sell t- shirts. You
won't make many sales doing it this way. Perhaps you should
try a flea market or taking on a taco bell job.

His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 20, 2009, 1:56:45 PM11/20/09
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Not really. They don't sell... yet. It takes a monkey to see another
to buy one. Remember, MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO.

They are just WEARABLE BANNERS to have fun while delivering the
message.

Otherwise, the Atheists and other rebels would have to go around like
the Jehova's Witness. ;)

NOTE: YOU WANT ME TO DROP MY COMMISION FOR "THE REVOLUTION"? It won't
be the first one...

(I make no commission on it)

http://www.cafepress.com/burncalories

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